"Don't scream! I'm not your apprentice! "Jiang Jianxue is angry! Ran out and rushed to the number of people on the road, "If you scream again, I'...... I'll hit you with a big ear scraper! ”

I didn't expect this old man to come to his door, he must have bad intentions!

"Yo! Now know that it hit? Yidao said with a smile, "When I was beaten just now, why didn't I know to fight back?" ”

"You ......" Jiang Jianxue was very annoyed, "Don't yell here, go!" As he spoke, he started pushing a Taoist person.

A Taoist let him push and said, "The old man didn't enter your house, where are you going to push me?" ”

"Fall in love with wherever you go!"

"Actually, the old man is here to help you." A Taoist said.

Jiang Jianxue's heart moved, stopped pushing, and asked, "How to help?" ”

"To help you solve this, of course." A Taoist grinned, "As long as you call me Master." ”

How can anyone really beg someone else to be an apprentice?

"Forget it." Jiang Jianxue thought about it, there is no cheap in this world, this old Taoist chased after him as his apprentice, and he must not have any good intentions, "There are people in the court, you can't help me." ”

"What are people in the DPRK afraid of? The old man is in the middle, and there are also people. ”

"You also have someone in the court?!" Jiang Jianxue was surprised, "Who is it?" ”

"How can you tell outsiders about this kind of thing?" Yidao smiled and said, "You are not my apprentice. ”

At this moment, there was a commotion in the courtyard again, mixed with the screams of Jiang Jianxue and his father, Jiang Jianxue secretly screamed in his heart, and hurriedly left the old way and ran back.

I saw that his father and mother both fell to the ground, and the courtyard was full of horns, all of them fierce and vicious.

"Daddy, are you alright?" Jiang Jianxue rushed in to help the second elder, and yelled at the group of people: "What are you doing? ”

"They want to rob our house and let us hand over the deed...... Jiang Jianxue's father said weakly.

"What do you mean by robbery?" At this time, the neighbor's fat woman slowly walked out of the crowd and said in a sharp voice, "Your piece of land, in the old Yuan, belonged to my family!" ”

"That'...... According to what you say, the house of Jiang Zhongyi's family in front of him is still yours! Jiang Mixue said urgently.

This scholar, if you don't say a nerd! can't say a word, not only sold himself, but also offended others. If Jiang Zhongyi heard it, wouldn't he cut his robe with him?

However, there really doesn't seem to be any righteousness between the two......

Listening to this fat woman's words, her ancestors are still a big family! Well, it's quite a big deal at the moment.

"You take the laws of the previous dynasty to manage the real estate of this dynasty, you are clearly a rebellion!" A voice came from behind everyone, and the lamas and Jiang Jianxue turned their heads to see that it was a ragged old man.

"Stinky bullnose, you don't have to be nosy!" The fat woman glared.

A Taoist slowly stepped forward, looked at the fat woman, and suddenly looked surprised: "Ah! You woman is not simple! How can there be such a strange woman as you in the world! With a pair of triangular eyes, like a sick tiger, people like you are naturally fond of harming and killing, if you are not a woman, you will definitely become a person like Liu Bingzhong in the future! ”

This was originally the fortune teller's comment to him when he first saw Dao Yan, but the fat woman didn't know who Liu Bingzhong was, let alone heard the story of the black-clothed prime minister Dao Yan, and only heard this old Taoist say that she had triangular eyes, so she was very angry and said angrily: "You stinky Taoist priest, say that my triangular eyes are going to hurt people!" The old lady set fire to your Taoist temple! ”

"What's so bad about triangular eyes?" A Taoist said, "Isn't today's black-clothed prime minister also triangular? ”

The black-clothed prime minister, the fat woman knows, and she can compare herself with the slaughter, and she is extremely useful: "I see that what you say also makes some sense, it's just!" The old lady forgave you and didn't know as much as you! ”

"It's a pity ......," said a Taoist.

"What a pity?" The fat woman asked.

"The man has triangular eyes, and the Lord loves to kill; A woman's triangular eyes are good for harming others and greedy for cheapness. It's a pity that you are a woman, otherwise, you must be able to be the prime minister. A Taoist said, "Seeing you today is also fate, it's better to let the poor road crack it for you." ”

"How to crack it?" The fat woman came to be interested, stretched her neck and asked.

"You come forward." A Taoist said lightly.

The fat woman stepped forward.

A Taoist stretched out two withered fingers and suddenly poked forward, but when he heard the fat woman's miserable scream, she covered her eyes in pain, retreated again and again, and fell to the ground, blood constantly oozing from between her fingers.

Jiang Jianxue and they were stunned.

The lamas were also stunned, looked at each other, and suddenly dispersed......

"Apprentice, I've done you such a great favor today, it's time to officially apprentice, right?" Yidao didn't care about the life or death of the fat woman on the ground, turned around and looked at Jiang Jianxue.

Jiang saw that the snow was excited, and in the hot summer, he felt a chill all over his body.

"Don't ...... Don't talk nonsense, I'm not your apprentice, don't do our business! He waved his hand repeatedly.

The fat woman took their conversation to the bottom of her ears and cried out in pain, "You guys...... I'm going to report to the police! Don't even think about running away! Kill! Sarilang! Come on, people! Ouch my eyes ......"

"What's going on?!" The fat woman's husband and the bricklayer and masons in the house heard the cries and rushed over.

"Noise." The Taoist slowly drew the long sword on his back......

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This weather, thief heat!

But you can't help but come to Xin'an County, after all, you can't cheat on the road, if you don't go to Xin'an County, it's easy to find out, and Lin Liangyou doesn't dare to cheat, although he is a traverser, but a traverser can deceive the emperor? The traverser is awesome?

Although there are no nine clans in the Ming Dynasty, the original owner has it! Even if the Nine Clans don't care, you don't care, little sister?

Therefore, Lin Liangyou can only honestly brave the scorching sun and run hundreds of miles to come to Xin'an County.

However, if you don't go to Sin'an County, you can't do it; Seeing that he didn't see the king of Xin'an County, it seemed that he could fake, after all, he was a private visit to Weifu, so he said that he secretly sneaked into the palace to inspect it......

Hey, it doesn't seem to work! If the emperor asks, what is in the palace, what do you say? The history books didn't teach me what was in the palace of Xin'an!

Forget it, it's all to Sin'an County, and if you come, you will be the king of Xin'an County......

Since he wanted to see the king of the county, of course he had to dress up smartly, and when he saw a burden-carrying edict on the side of the street, he stepped forward and asked him to help repair his beard.

This edict is also the head shaver, but in the Ming Dynasty, the head shaver did not help people shave their heads, but helped wash and wash their hair, trim their edges, and catch fleas and comb grates. After all, the body is skinned, and the parents who receive it don't dare to destroy it, how dare others?

In the summer, with a head of thick hair and a thick beard, Lin Yanyou couldn't help but envy the monks and eunuchs, because monks don't have long hair, and eunuchs don't have beards.

And he can't shave his hair either, has he ever seen a brocade guard who is bald? Unless you don't want to do it!

"Guest, sit, please sit!" Seeing that business was coming, Lao Zhi Zhao hurriedly gave up the rattan chair and asked Lin Liangyou to lie down.

"Oh, the guest officer's beautiful hair is so good! Jet black and shiny! The old edict praised, "The hair is also very clean, there are no lice, and the guests often wash it?" ”

"In the summer, can you wash it every day?" Lin Liangyou lay on the rattan chair and closed his eyes to recuperate.

"No wonder! As soon as the little old man saw it, he knew that you were from out of town, and when he saw the face of the guest officer, he knew that he was a dignitary! ”

Lin Liang said lazily: "It's really accurate to look at people." ”

"That is, the little old man has been here for decades, and he has touched more heads than the women you have touched!" The old edict said, "Come, guest officer, I will wash your face and repair your face first." ”

"So, you're local?"

"Yes, yes!" The old edict smeared a kind of ointment on Lin Yanyou's face.

"How much do you know about the local county king?"

"Huh?" The old waiter was stunned for a moment, looked around, and lowered his voice: "Guest officer, this can't be said, can't be said!" ”

"Hmm."

Suddenly, there was a rumbling of horses' hooves and wheels from the street, accompanied by the screams and shouts of the crowd.

But I saw a group of people: all of them carried a quenching cylinder, everyone raised a sticky rod on their shoulders, the eaves were tied to the head of the stick, and the arm was carved with a bow and a red bullet. The goshawk jumped on the shelf, the yellow dog was stubborn, and the flowers were looking for flowers and asking the willows to cross the front bay, all of them were helping idle fools!

Sitting in an eight-horse four-wheeled open-top cart, the idlers shouted excitedly and rampaged through the official road of Long Street.

You go on a rampage, all the way to the farthest distance! You shouted in the sea of people, who knows your soft-hearted heart under the armor. You're running around with nothing, and you're panicking too much along the way!

There was indeed too much panic along the way......

"Oops! Run! Lao Zhao shouted in panic, didn't even want anything, and hurriedly ran into the shop next to him to hide.

I can't see that this old man is quite old, his legs and feet are neat, and his kung fu is gone.

Poor Lin Liangyou had not yet come to his senses, when he heard the old man shouting, he opened his eyes, his face was full of foam, and his face was full of confusion......

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