The real meaning of the ice cutting house is that the rich should not compete with the poor for the bottom business, but should give the bottom people a chance to eat. But the reality is often not like this, the rich have a fancy to beef and wool, so cow dung and sheep feces and eggs have also become a business for the low-level people.

"This king has never been in the business of cattle and sheep." Zhu Youxi said, "Hey, hey, this king doesn't eat beef." ”

I know what kind of meat you like to eat. Lin Liang said in his heart, picked up a popsicle, put it in his mouth, licked it twice, and asked: "Your Highness, this popsicle is made of milk, slippery and greasy, and a little fishy......

Several palace ladies were covering their mouths and snickering, and a few showed shy and incredulous expressions.

"This king really admires you!" Zhu Youxi looked at it with great interest, "As a brocade guard, it is normal not to know this thing." ”

"Why, isn't this thing meant to be eaten?" Lin Liangyou felt that this popsicle was not delicious, so he put it back in the ice tray.

"It's for use." Zhu Youxi said with a smile.

"With? How to use it? Lin Liangyou saw that he was smiling maliciously, and he laughed along.

But soon he couldn't laugh anymore, because Zhu Youxi showed him how to use it...... His stomach churned and he almost didn't throw up......

Zhu Youxi, Zhu Youxi, I know you are perverted, I never thought that you would be so perverted!

"Try it." Zhu Youxi looked at Lin Liangyou.

Before Lin Liangyou could reply, the Gong E beside him shook and subconsciously took half a step back.

"Bold!" Zhu Youxi, who was still smiling just now, suddenly became angry, "Come forward and punish you for sitting on this ice!" ”

"Your Highness spares your life and forgives the slave!" Gong E fell to her knees and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

Look at this Gong E, she is still young and has a mediocre body, no wonder she is not favored. The appearance is still very good.

"Don't come up yet!" Zhu Youxi glared and shouted.

"Ahem! Your Highness, the weather is already hot, why bother to be like a little palace lady? Lin Liang said, raising a glass of wine, "Fight bravely, salute His Highness." ”

Zhu Youxi put away his anger and smiled again: "What, will Jinyiwei also pity the jade?" ”

"Perhaps, I am not a competent brocade guard." Lin Liangyou shook his glass.

"Incompetent, will the emperor send you here?" Zhu Youxi stared at Lin Liangyou.

Lin Yanyou paused in his hand, was stunned for a while, laughed dryly, and said, "I just happened to pass by your mansion here, and Your Highness was too worried." ”

Zhu Youxi obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't ask any more questions, and said, "How can you drink without snacks?" After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands, and immediately two palace people came in with a food box, opened the lid of the box, and saw a layer of brain flowers on top of the broken ice, raw, and with fishy blood.

It's a brain sashimi!

"Please!" Zhu Youxi swam to Lin Scales, and he started to eat first, and ate with relish.

Seeing Lin Liangyou's frowning and embarrassed look, Zhu Youxi guessed that this kid must have come for his own anecdotal fetish.

Lin Liangyou also understands that Zhu Youxi is playing a trick on himself! If he didn't eat it, he would know that he knew this piece of his; But looking at the parts in front of him that were nine out of ten of his own kind, he really couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Not to mention his own kind, even if it is the brain flower of a cow or sheep, he can't talk about it, unless it's a hot pot.

And he doesn't like to eat hot pot much in summer.

To eat or not to eat, that's the question.

"What? Not to your liking? Zhu Youxi raised his face from the food box, his mouth was full of blood, and he looked gloomy like a beast.

"Dare to ask Your Highness, what is this?" Lin Liangyou asked curiously.

"You've eaten." Zhu Youxi seemed to be smiling.

"In retrospect, I really haven't eaten it." Scales Walkway.

"You haven't eaten it, and your ancestors should have eaten it too." Zhu Youxi said.

"My ancestors have eaten?"

"This king heard that Mr. Lin is from Quzhou Mansion?" Zhu Youxi said, "I don't know if Mr. has ever read Bai Juyi's "Light Fat" in the Tang Dynasty? ”

Light fertilizer? This poem should be relatively unpopular, right? Anyway, I haven't read it in a Chinese textbook. I'm very familiar with Hefei.

So he shook his head: "In the next martial arts, read less." ”

Zhu Youxi smiled evilly, stretched out his handkerchief and pointed to a palace lady: "Read it to Mr." ”

Gong E agreed, and said crisply:

"The road is full of pride, and the pommel horse shines in the dust.

By asking what it is, it is called a minister.

……

Eat and drink freely.

It's a year of drought in the south of the Yangtze River, and Quzhou people cannibalism! ”

"Let's click" twice, as if Uncle Liu Huang heard Cao Mengde's sentence "Today's heroes, only the king and the ear", Lin Liangyou's ivory chopstick fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Zhu Youxi sneered.

Lin Liangyou also laughed embarrassedly, and when he crossed the Xin'an Palace, he should also show his weak side. I'm just here to do a task and go through the motions, and I can't compare myself with the clan.

He straightened up, looked at Zhu Youxi and said, "The Holy Lord knows that His Highness has such a good appetite, so he is relieved." ”

Zhu Youxi straightened up and wiped his mouth: "You finally admit it?" ”

"Your Highness is wise and martial, and you are not deliberately deceiving." Scales Walkway.

"Understood." Zhu Youxi said, "Say it! What do you want from this king? ”

"A human head." Lin Liangyou said lightly.

"Whose head?" Zhu Youxi also asked lightly.

The guards beside him became nervous, and subconsciously pressed the hilt of the knife at his waist.

"Chef." Lin Liang said, "The chef who made this dish for His Highness." ”

The guard secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly removed the hilt of the knife.

"He's a good cook!" Zhu Youxi seemed to be reluctant in his tone, but he didn't refuse at all in his heart, this brocade guard only needs the head of the cook, not the cook who wants to live, obviously, he is going to take the cook to blame, to a certain extent, this is helping himself.

Lin Liangyou came with an edict, Zhu Youxi didn't dare to move him at all, if he really moved him, it seemed that "there is no silver three hundred taels here", and it gave the emperor Lao'er a reason to cut himself.

His own small fiefdom is not worth the emperor's effort to cut at all, but it doesn't take much effort to cut himself.

This brocade guard obviously understood this truth, but he still wanted to help himself in turn, which made Zhu Youxi a little surprised.

The two brain flowers on the table just now are monkey brains, with Jinyiwei in front of him, even if Zhu Youxi is arrogant, he does not dare to leave evidence of guilt.

"Talents are hard to come by! Lin Baihu, you are also a talent, this king is a person who loves talents, if one day you don't want to be a brocade guard, the door of this house is open for you at any time, welcome to drink with this king again! ”

Zhu Youxi was happy, not only presented the chef's head, but also dressed Lin Liangyou Qianguan treasure banknotes, although the current banknotes are only worth seventy-one yuan, Qianguan is also a lot of wealth, and some ordinary cattle and sheep families can't earn these money in a lifetime.

got the money, but Lin Liangyou was not satisfied, and named the little Gong'e who was about to leave before kneeling.

Zhu Youxi smiled: "Lin Baihu, this king really appreciates you more and more!" ”

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