Jiangnan City, in a high-end community.

The night is quiet, but the single-family villa around the corner is brightly lit.

Lu Chen and Qin Shou quietly slipped into the door, only to see Lord Death sitting alone on the sofa with a domineering aura of darkness?

"You two. I'm still having a lot of fun! ”

"Lord Death" looked slightly condensed, and the rolling pin lightly hit the palm of his hand twice.

The bland words were like the cold wind of a winter night, and suddenly the two of them felt like they were falling into an ice cave.

Lu Chen's steps trembled, his body trembled and walked up to Xu Xiaodan, and took out a jade pendant from his pocket.

"The salary I earned today has been borrowed from living here, and I don't seem to have bought you anything."

"The red rope on it, I bought ......"

Qin Shou saw that the terrifying black qi on Xu Xiaodan's body gradually subsided, and added his credit.

Xu Xiaodan looked at the somewhat ugly jade necklace in front of him, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Like a child getting a favorite toy, his eyes are full of excitement, and he wears a cheap jade necklace around his neck.

"Humph! You still have a little conscience! ”

She was in a good mood, and with a wave of her little hand, she forgave the two of them for the crime of secretly leaving herself behind and going out to play alone.

After all, through the live broadcast, she can also see everything.

When Lu Chen heard this, he was amnesty, and after picking up the happy water in front of him and drinking it, he sat down on the sofa with a slump in his ass.

glanced at Xu Xiaodan, who walked into the kitchen humming a little song, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, he is a big man, can he still be handled by you?

Lu Chen pretended to hammer his shoulder, and his eyes showed a hint of reminiscence:

"I'm really tired today, I still miss the time when I went directly to my family on a blind date to meet my family!"

Qin Shou looked Lu Chen up and down carefully, and said with some surprise:

"Brother, you've been on a blind date before???"

Qin Shou pondered what Lu Chen said carefully, and always felt that something was wrong.

"This should be the blind date method of my parents' generation, right? Brother Lu, you won't be in your fifties this year, will you??? ”

Lu Chen glanced at Qin Shou and said with some disdain:

"What do you know, I was walking in a small alley in the middle of the night, and many young ladies invited me to her house for a blind date!"

Qin Shou frowned slightly, I don't know why the blind date is in the middle of the night, what does this small alley have to do with it?

But I still listened patiently.

"We just got acquainted with each other's situation and felt that it was inappropriate, but this night, the young lady added tea and poured water, and invited me to drink milk, and I didn't want to make the young lady sad, so I gave her 600 yuan for hard work."

Speaking of this, Lu Chen was a little angry, and paused to look at Qin Shou.

"That's not too much!"

Qin Shou thought about it carefully and nodded.

"Not too much, but what about later?"

"Later? That's what I said to my comrade policeman! ”

"Eh, eh??? Σ(°△°|||) ︴”

Qin Shou reacted suddenly?

Shut up! Will we believe what you say?

Qin Shougang wanted to say something, but he recalled Lu Chen's previous words and said with some puzzlement:

"Didn't you say that you met your family on a blind date? What about the family? ”

Lu Chen held the Coke bottle in his hand indignantly and snorted coldly.

"It's her husband who called the police to arrest me!"

“……”

After a long time, Qin Shou seemed to have been refreshed his three views, and slowly spoke: "Brother. Your reprieve, you really can't overdo it. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing.

[(laughing and crying) Hahaha! I thought Brother Lu had really gone on a blind date! 】

[Don't say it, I also had a similar experience, the online dating girl said that she liked me to come to me to play, and I rejected it after I arrived, and sent her five hundred yuan for the passage to go back, but she didn't say that she was cold, let me hug her, I hugged her, and finally the police comrades didn't believe me! 】

[Upstairs, you can come up with evidence!] Where are you looking for a girl, you can provide screenshots of chats! 】

[Shake it nearby, when we were caught, we were not wearing clothes! 】

[Very good, our policeman already believes your words, and now we are short of your address (funny)!] 】

【……】

In the live broadcast room, there was a brief silence.

But it's not because of the barrage, but because they saw Xiao Dan's sister running out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife.

Seeing that this was not good, Qin Shou just wanted to slip away, but was pulled back by Lu Chen.

"Qin Shou! You can't leave behind your half-brother! ”

Qin Shou glanced at Lu Chen behind him affectionately, and shook off Lu Chen's hand that was holding his sleeve.

Standing in front of Xu Xiaodan, he resolutely said:

"In ancient times, there were strong men who broke their wrists, and today I Qin Shou resolutely broke my siblings, and I will remember today's shame!"

Xu Xiaodan's onion fingers gently rubbed the blade, and he spit out a word, which suddenly caused the temperature in the room to plummet.

"And then?"

Qin Shou looked at the sharp kitchen knife, and suddenly shuddered, and said stiffly:

"And then. Then I will remember the shame of today! ”

Lu Chen: "......"

"You just memorize it???"

Qin Shou snorted coldly and slipped away quickly.

Lu Chen was furious by Xu Xiaodan's gaze, shivered all over, and looked at Qin Shou's fleeing back.

scolded secretly: "The general of the defeated army will damage my morale!" ”

"Huh?"

Seeing Xiao Dan's sister Dai raising her eyebrows slightly, Lu Chen was defeated.

Lu Chen coughed, and his voice weakened a few degrees.

In order to save his life, he did not hesitate to expose himself at this time.

"Ahem, I'm also unlucky, and I'm also a member of the army of magicians......"

Hearing this, Xiao Dan's sister seemed to have lost her memory, and her eyes looked at the kitchen knife in her hand in shock.

"Oops! Am I not cutting fruit? How did you get here? ”

"Brother Lu, wait for me to go to the kitchen and get fruit for you to eat!"

Xiao Dan's sister smiled lightly and fled!

For the rest of Lu Chen's life, he was able to survive!

……

The next day, it was still dark.

Qin Shou vaguely heard his father praise him for the gift in his sleep, and a smile appeared on his face.

As a result, before he could be proud, suddenly his father's temperament changed greatly, and a loud slap woke him up.

"Ahh

Qin Shou covered his face and sat up from the bed.

In front of me, I saw a beautiful face.

"Brother Lu! Why are you here? ”

"Well, I'll come and see you, you look like you're having a nightmare!"

Qin Shou nodded: "Don't say it, I just dreamed that my dad praised me, and as a result, he gave me a big slap in the face!" ”

"This dream is quite real, I have a feeling on my face now!"

Lu Chen looked at the slap marks on Qin Shou's face, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.

"Possibly. Science and technology have progressed, and the bottom has also progressed, and dreams can be 4D and 5D! ”

"Is that so?"

Qin Shou nodded, then realized something, and immediately reacted.

"Eh, eh??? Σ(っ°Д°; )っ”

"Brother! My dad isn't dead yet! It's good to be alive! ”

Lu Chen: "......"

"Careless, I forgot!"

"So I slapped you in the face, didn't you!!"

"I'm going to see if it's ripe early? (￣△￣； )”

Lu Chen walked to the living room, where white porridge and soy milk were already placed on the table.

At the top of the breakfast, there is still a note left, on which is a line of small characters.

"Brother Lu! I have something to do today, you guys play with the horn! ”

"And remember to eat breakfast!"

Lu Chen glanced at the white porridge and soy milk in front of him expressionlessly, and a trace of warmth surged through his heart.

"It's so good, I'm afraid I won't have enough to eat, so I'll order two servings!"

Although the breakfast was bland, it was hard to hide the sweetness of the heart.

In less than ten minutes, Lu Chen wiped out the breakfast.

Qin Shou also walked out of the bedroom with a yawn, looking at the few empty takeaway boxes in front of Lu Chen, a little puzzled.

"Brother? Where's my breakfast? ”

Lu Chen scratched his head, a little puzzled: "What breakfast?"

Then he looked down at the empty takeout box in front of him, nodded and said:

"Oh! That's what you say! ”

"This is Xiao Dan's order for me to eat, next time I will definitely criticize her, remember to bring you with you when you order takeout!"

Qin Shou looked at the few empty boxes in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times.

"Is it possible that brother, she ordered two copies, and one of them is mine?"

……

(End of chapter)