As the curtain slowly opened, the audience greeted the two hosts on the stage with warm applause.

Lu Chen and the little sister.

Then, the young lady raised the microphone, which was a regular opening statement.

"Distinguished leaders, distinguished guests, dear colleagues, good morning!"

As soon as the words fell, the young lady glanced at Lu Chen frantically.

Lu Chen nodded, comprehending.

"Hello everyone, I'm the host, Lu Chen!"

A deep, magnetic voice passed through the microphone and clearly spread through every corner of the venue.

The young lady standing in the middle of the stage was stunned for a moment, and her eyes were extremely shocked and looked at Lu Chen in astonishment.

I'm afraid that students who specialize in news broadcasting can't do such a standard, right?

Professional! This guy is absolutely professional!

The idea struck a frenzy in the young lady's mind.

The inner uneasiness was instantly dispelled by Lu Chen's professional broadcasting tone, and the young lady cast a trusting look at Lu Chen.

“()”

Then the young lady walked slowly to the front of the stage, held the speech, looked at the guests sitting in the audience, took a deep breath, and began to get to the point.

"First of all, I want to introduce our company's first product, the robot vacuum cleaner!"

The staff put a sweeping robot that looks like "A Sanfei Cake" on the stage.

After saying this, the young lady's gaze turned to Lu Chen.

Because according to the next process, it is time for Lu Chen to introduce the use of sweeping robots.

Lu Chen scratched his head and kicked the sweeping robot in front of him with some puzzlement.

With a disgusted face on his face, he complained: "This thing looks like Ah San's flying cake next door!" ”

“Σ(°△°|||) ︴”

The young lady was stunned at the time, it happened so fast that she didn't have time to react.

The sweeping robot "snapped", and was kicked by Lu Chen and turned over, with all fours facing the sky.

"Hahahaha!!"

The guests in the audience couldn't help laughing when they watched the funny scene of the sweeping robot flipping over.

Qin Shou watched Lu Chen on the stage kick the sweeping robot over, and helplessly covered his forehead.

Although he had not read the speech, he knew in his heart that there would never be this passage in the speech.

will never allow Lu Chen to kick the product over.

Although no one knew him, he was still ashamed to find a crack in the ground to drill into.

In the audience, there was another middle-aged woman whose expression suddenly changed.

"Who found this host???"

"I don't know if this sweeping robot is easy to turn over??? Who made him kick it??? ”

This is the person in charge of the company's product launch.

Seeing Lu Chen kick the sweeping robot over, his face instantly became gloomy and furious.

The employees on the side were also confused, looking at each other.

It was the first time they had seen Lu Chen, and they didn't know how Lu Chen slipped up, and they got into the position of host.

At this time, the young lady saw the gloomy face of the person in charge who could drip water, and her back was already wet with cold sweat.

Although even the loss of the high salary that comes with this job has no impact on her life, she really loves it.

She already remembered the tragic experience of being fired from the company, or being exiled to the Black State by the company's top management.

Holding back tears and the feeling of numbness on the scalp, the young lady still showed good quality as a professional host.

"Our sweeping robot sweeps the floor when it's frontal.,You can also sell cuteness when you turn it over.,Buying it is like having a pet that doesn't have to eat or drink.,I want to buy one!"

The young lady showed a reluctant smile on her face and hurried to the rescue.

The guests in the audience were expressionless at the moment, unmoved.

The people here are all human spirits, so they can naturally hear that the young lady is talking about the scene, and it is easy to be turned over.

Lack of center of gravity and stability is its disadvantage.

When Lu Chen heard this, he also "cut" with disdain.

A small voice was immediately heard through the microphone.

The young lady looked at Lu Chen with a frightened gaze.

At this moment, she already wanted to kneel down for Lu Chen.

Eldest brother! Please don't make a mess!!

Believing in Lu Chen is the most wrong answer she has made in her life.

The guests in the audience saw that even Lu Chen, who was an employee of the company, felt disdain for this sweeping robot.

There was no interest even more.

A few had even stood up and were ready to leave.

Unexpectedly, Lu Chen's next words made them pause.

"This Ah Sanfei cake is prone to roll over, but the sweeping robot has to detect whether the sweeping is clean after all, right?"

Lu Chen held the microphone in his hand, took out a wad of toilet paper from his pocket, tore it and scattered it on the stage.

The young lady on the side was completely stunned, her brain was down, and she didn't know where to pick up Lu Chen's words.

In this paragraph, there is no arrangement on the speech at all!

In this way, the audience fell silent, and the eyes of the guests moved to Lu Chen on the stage.

The person in charge also stared at Lu Chen.

Regardless of the outcome, she would not let the man stay with the company.

Lu Chen got the confetti on the stage, pointed to the confetti in front of him, and pushed the "Ah Sanfei Cake" in front of him with his foot.

"It's up to you! Flying cake robots! ”

"Whoosh!"

I saw that the sweeping robot swept through like a gust of wind, and the confetti scattered everywhere on the stage was cleaned up.

The eyes of the guests gradually showed a trace of interest in the sweeping robot on the stage.

Looking forward to more features of this amazing "Ah San Fei Cake".

Unexpectedly, Lu Chen kicked the sweeping robot in front of him and turned over again.

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "As you can see, this flying cake sweeping is still very easy to use!" ”

The whole venue was silent for a long time, and the guests looked at Lu Chen expectantly, looking forward to his next introduction.

Lu Chen seemed to be stunned, and refused to speak.

After a long time, one of the guests finally stood up and asked everyone's thoughts: "Excuse me. Does it have any other uses? "It's obviously a good product launch, but the result is that the guests take the initiative to ask about the role of the product?

The faces of the guests all became strange, such a unique product launch.

They are also seen for the first time.

Lu Chen stood on the stage, bowed his head and pondered for a while.

When he got the speech, he vaguely glanced at the robot's introduction.

There seemed to be a lot of uses, but he couldn't remember that many.

For a salary of 1,000 yuan, what more bicycle do you want???

The expression on his face gradually became a little impatient:

"Nope..."

The words are not finished yet.

was interrupted by the young lady on the side.

The young lady came back to her senses at this time and hurriedly took over the conversation.

"Our robot vacuum cleaner is equipped with the latest U-20 series battery ......"

Let Lu Chen continue, and the two-hour press conference will probably become less than two minutes.

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room also laughed out loud.

[(laughing and crying) Hahaha! I knew that something would definitely happen to Brother Lu when he went up! 】

[You let me die laughing here!] Where did Brother Lu get the confidence to help others!! 】

[You look at the young lady's confused expression, laugh at me to death! ] If the young lady reacts more slowly, Brother Lu will probably finish introducing things and get off work! 】

[My brother Lu highlights two words when he introduces things: "Honest!" (funny)]

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(End of chapter)