"You're talking about the song "Qingming", right?"

Qin Shou was subconsciously stunned and immediately replied.

The bald man nodded hurriedly.

"Yes, yes, yes! That's it! ”

Lu Chen's eyes also showed a hint of reminiscence, and he nodded and said:

"Well, I recited it when I was a kid and won an award!"

Qin Shou looked at Lu Chen with a shocked expression.

"Brother, have you ever won a poetry recitation award? Why didn't I know? ”

Lu Chen coughed and said to Qin Shou and the bald man in front of him:

"It's raining now, and you can't get out for a while, so I'll give you a section?"

"Good! Everyone is welcome! ”

The bald man took the lead in applauding, and the younger brothers around him also applauded.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't understand Lu Chen's operation.

[What is Brother Lu doing? Delaying time? 】

[Hahaha! I laughed to death, when Brother Lu said to borrow 50 million, did you see the bald expression? 】

[Luo Cheng is still lying on the ground! Brother Lu is still in the mood to recite poems here? 】

For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room was a little confused.

Lu Chen coughed a few times, cleared his throat, and opened his mouth to recite:

"It's raining during the Qingming season!"

The strange way of breaking sentences suddenly made Qin Shou on the side frown.

The bald man hadn't heard anything yet, and as soon as Lu Chen's words fell, he took the lead in applauding.

Like a sycophant who touts the boss's work at the company's annual meeting.

"Ascendant, want to break the soul!"

"Huh??? Is this how the poem is pronounced? Elder brother??? Σ(°△°|||) ︴”

Qin Shou heard that something was wrong, and looked towards Lu Chen with a face full of shock.

As if he hadn't heard Qin Shou speak at all, Lu Chen continued to recite affectionately:

"Ask the restaurant where there is a shepherd boy!"

"Refers to Xinghua Village!"

After reading a poem, the bald man who had taken the lead in applauding was suddenly stunned in place, with a dull expression on his face.

"Eh, no, that's how the poem was originally read, brother?"

"Of course! At first glance, your education level is not too high! ”

Lu Chen crossed his hands on his hips, very straightforward.

The corners of the bald man's mouth twitched, and he was stunned for a long time, but he couldn't say a word.

Even if I only have the level of elementary school, I know that this poem is not read like this.

There is no doubt that Lu Chen is playing tricks on himself at this time.

The bald man's face suddenly became gloomy.

[Mood value change detected, get +100 mood value from Li Dagang.] 】

[Mood value change detected, get +200 mood value from Li Dagang.] 】

[Mood value change detected, get +300 mood value from Li Dagang.] 】

【……】

At this moment, there was a sudden and inappropriate clapping sound from the crowd.

A little brother was clapping his hands vigorously and said loudly: "Okay! ”

The bald man, whose face was already very gloomy, became even more gloomy.

"He's meowing! What a good! Don't think I don't know about the last fight you betrayed me, brothers drag me down and fight me for ten beatings! ”

The bald man who couldn't be angry at Lu Chen could only vent his anger on his little brother.

The little brother who was erected by the two muscular gangsters looked at the bald man with a confused expression, and he didn't know what he had done wrong.

"Boss! When did we fight, I really didn't betray you! ”

As the clapping brother was dragged out, a loud wail rang out from the warehouse.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was already laughing from ear to ear.

[(laughing and crying) Hahaha! I'm really going to be laughed to death by Brother Lu, how did he break the sentence, how could he break this poem like this! 】

[(slapping the table and laughing) It's supposed to be a gangster fight, why did he make it feel like a funny sketch! ] 】

[The upstairs are all little blacks, did my brother Lu mispronounce a word? ] Didn't you? Why are you laughing at me, Brother Lu! 】

[That's it!] Brother Lu recited this poem, saying that he had won the municipal championship before, and I believed it from Tsim Sha Tsui to Causeway Bay (funny)]

[From the original text, not a word is wrong, in terms of meaning, it is more than a little bit worse! 】

【……】

Qin Shou covered his head and looked at Lu Chen with a difficult expression.

"Brother, didn't you say you won the award? Just by virtue of what you just did, what kind of award can you get......"

"The Biggest Award for Improvement!"

Lu Chen nodded seriously, but the bald man had never heard of this award, and asked with some curiosity:

"I've heard of this first prize and second prize, what is this award with the most room for improvement?"

"It's the last place, the last place, so there's a lot of room for improvement!"

Qin Shou, bald man: "......"

The two of them were a little speechless, and it wasn't until a long time later that Qin Shou slowly spoke:

"Brother, the organizer of your poetry recitation is still quite good at taking care of people!"

The bald man nodded in agreement: "Sparrows eat melon seeds - finches eat (indeed)!" ”

Lu Chen shook his head and said with a look of disdain: "Isn't that because I'm versatile!" ”

"Come on! Brother, you're still versatile! The rhubarb at my doorstep is better than your recitation! ”

"I don't believe it! Can dogs talk? Will you learn from me? ”

The bald man who watched the two of them talking couldn't sit still, why did the two still quarrel.

Hurriedly stood up, and said to the peacemaker:

"Not really! No, isn't it just a poetry recitation, little brother, what do you and your eldest brother care about! ”

Qin Shou: "Not really! No, isn't it just a poetry recitation, little brother, what do you and your eldest brother care about! ”

Bald man: "??? ”

The bald man slowly typed a "? ”。

The little brother on the side nodded suddenly and said to the bald man:

"Big brother. Are they calling you a dog? ”

The bald man's face instantly became gloomy, and he hurriedly slapped the little brother to the ground.

"Fuck off! Can't I hear if I scold or not? This is obviously a joke! ”

After speaking, the bald man also glanced at Lu Chen's side, and after finding that Lu Chen had no intention of making a move, he patted his chest and suddenly felt relieved.

"I know, it's all a joke or something, my favorite thing is a joke!"

The bald man laughed extremely against his will at this time, and he had a feeling that he was not smiling.

If it weren't for Lu Chen's hearing the system prompt sound in his head and the friction sound of the steel pipe dragging on the ground outside, he would have believed it.

"It's okay, it's okay, I like to joke too."

Lu Chen nodded, and quietly exhaled his system panel.

It's still two hundred short of 200,000 emotion points, but now there's no time to brush his mood points.

The two sides are tense and about to start.

At this moment, the little brother who had been sent out to sell things suddenly pushed open the door of the warehouse cubicle.

"Boss! I bought something back! ”

A group of "certain group" brothers in yellow clothes and "starving" brothers in blue clothes rushed in.

When he saw the gangsters holding steel pipes outside and Luo Cheng and the photographer who were lying on the ground and being beaten into pork, the original stalemate atmosphere instantly froze to the freezing point.

(End of chapter)