In ancient times, seven prostitutes and eight thieves were among the nine lowest rates, and the status of thieves was low.

The edict issued by Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty, stipulated that anyone who stole stolen goods worth more than 3 yuan would be executed. If the theft is unsuccessful, but there is an act of injuring someone, the person shall also be put to death. If the amount of property stolen does not reach the upper limit, and there is no injury in the process of theft, then the word "robber" is engraved on the forehead and distributed thousands of miles away.

Since then, "robbers" have become a thief's lifelong code, and wherever they go, they will be recognized at a glance as unclean. As a result, the thieves and thieves were spurned by the rivers and lakes and green forests, and it was understandable that everyone despised them.

"Brother, brother, ......, misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!" The little man who was tied up with five flowers noticed that the atmosphere was wrong, and shouted aggrieved.

"Huh, misunderstanding? What do you do with your hand on someone's waist? Is this also a misunderstanding? Wu Song is a person who can't get sand in his eyes, and he snorted coldly with a straight face.

Chen Da patted the little man's head violently, with a cruel smile on his face: "You slippery head, you still wanted to run last night." Before leaving, he was still hairy. But we noticed that we would plan it, cover it with a fishing net, and catch it again. ”

"Little brother is really in trouble, your backpack is bulging, and I just lack money." The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy couldn't defend himself, so he could only admit it. But he still forcibly argued: "There is a way for thieves, and I am also a moral preacher." Hey, hey, brother, forgive your sins, don't mind too much. ”

This little man was surprisingly thick-skinned, and he squeezed his eyebrows at the victim Wang Lun. Then he looked at the others and nodded vigorously, admitting his mistake. The mouth is also sweet, shouting brother, the younger brother hasn't eaten for a few days, etc.

This pair

The sincere attitude made everyone cry and laugh, not beating, not scolding, but this is obviously a slippery head, let alone letting it go.

"That's a thief, too! Sent to the government for conviction. Chai Jin didn't want to deal with the thief, so he coldly put down a sentence and was ready to call someone to send this guy to the official.

"Brother and slow, slow, a little thief, why do you want to make such a big move?" Wang Jin hurriedly persuaded the big officials and looked at the thief with great interest. Others are full of contempt, but he is a descendant and has no prejudice.

This man was a man of about six feet, with a thin body and a thin body. The sharp-beaked monkey gills, a pair of eyes are bright, and two small eyeballs are rolling around. I didn't panic when I was caught, as if I was thinking about a way to get out. Lean forward with your heels barely touching the ground. Walking is similar to Ma Ling and Qiao Daoqing, which shows that this person has made light achievements.

"Brother, the younger brother flies the eaves and walks the wall, can do anything, and is willing to go to Liangshan. Obey orders and do what you say. The man felt that there was no malice in Wang Jin, and there was no contempt in his eyes. Plop down and bow down.

"Pei, you are a thief, I want to ...... the cottage" Wang Lun glared at the man angrily.

Wang Jin waved his hand to stop Wang Lun's radical remarks, and dragged the man on the ground as he spoke: "Hey, heroes don't ask where they come from, Liu Bang of the Han Dynasty is a scoundrel, and he doesn't steal chickens and dogs." Didn't he become a generation of emperors. Everyone makes mistakes, but it's good to learn from them and correct them. ”

When the man heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, knowing that Wang Jin would not look down on him because of his identity as a thief, and a feeling of excitement inexplicably welled up in his heart, and he also felt that the man in front of him was very kind.

"Brother

Brother, where did you come from? Where to go? What's the problem? ”

Wang Jin had a kind attitude, patted the dust on his knees, and asked with a smile.

The man replied without thinking: "Brother, the younger brother is originally from Gaotang Prefecture, and he is digging around Jizhou... Begging for a living. But some time ago, there was a heavy rain in my hometown, and a flash flood broke out, and the village was affected. When he heard the news, he rushed back, he didn't have much money on his body, and when he saw that the general manager Wang was shouting five and six drinks, and the weight of the backpack was not light, he thought about taking a little to return to his hometown to help the villagers. ”

"! You guy, with a yellow tongue, is obviously a thief who said to take it. Wang Lun laughed angrily, and pointed at the man and held back his words.

"Awards, awards." The man was not ashamed but proud, and continued: "What the little brother said is true, if you don't believe it, you can inquire about it, anyway, it's not far away." If I have half a lie, I can be beheaded by the official. Besides, the younger brother has never attacked women and children for many years. I'll do it to whoever has the money, especially those who are arrogant. ”

may feel that he said the wrong thing, but the man looked at Wang Lun and deliberately said: "Manager Wang, don't take it to heart, the little brother didn't mean you!" ”

It's okay not to say it, but this guy said before that he was very rich. Wang Lun was so angry that his fingers trembled: "You, you, you, ......"

"Brother Xian, why do you need to meet him in general?" Chai Jin hurriedly stepped forward to persuade.

Shang Guihua, Hu Sanniang, Ruan Xiaoqi and others couldn't help laughing, and suddenly felt that this thief was not hateful, but felt that the other party was interesting.

"Gaotang Prefecture, Jizhou Prefecture!" Wang Jin muttered, looked the man up and down and felt familiar, and suddenly his eyes lit up. A few words popped up in my mind involuntarily.

The bones are soft and the body is healthy, the eyebrows are thick and the eyes are fresh.

Described as a strange disease, walking like a flying fairy.

The night silence passes through the wall, and hangs deeper around the house.

Stealing camp masters, drumming fleas and changing times.

I'll make a criticism, is it really this kid?

The more Wang Jin looked at it, the more he looked like it, watching this kid being tied up by five flowers and still in danger. More convinced, I can't help but be ecstatic in my heart, today is a double shot?

If this is really the person, then I have picked up the treasure again this time.

"Brother, isn't it a Gushan flea?" Wang Jin stared at the man and asked tentatively.

"Oh, my brother actually recognizes me?" The man looked at Wang Jin in astonishment.

"I've heard a lot in Yan'an Mansion, flying eaves and walking walls, good at shrinking bones, the first capable person in the Great Song Dynasty, except for you, Brother Shiqian, who can there be?" Wang Jin was really overjoyed when he saw it, and hurriedly stepped forward, and praised him while untying the rope. did not despise the other party because he was a thief.

Time has changed, the people of Gaotang Prefecture, stealing as a business, even stealing graves and robbing tombs, good at flying eaves and walking walls, known as fleas on the drum, he once caused a lawsuit in Jizhou Mansion, and was rescued by Yang Xiong, who was imprisoned by the two courts of Jizhou, and worshiped him as the eldest brother!

The light work of time migration can be called first-class. The cornices walked quickly and silently. That's why I call him a drum flea. The flea, a parasitic insect, is the champion of high jumping among insects, and its jump height is hundreds of times that of itself, as if it has no weight, it can jump for nearly 100 hours in a row.

The use of fleas to describe the passage of time is apt and vivid.

To say that Wu Song, the hero of fighting tigers in the Water Margin world, is the hero that Wang Jin has liked since he was a child. And this guy who walks on the wall and steals chickens and dogs is the one who brings the most fun. In particular, stealing Xu Ning's treasure armor can be called a classic episode.

However, the most unjust thing is the change of time

Liang Shan made great contributions. But it can only rank one hundred and seventh, ranking second to last. Even the super waste iron fan Song Qing, Kong Ming, and Kong Liang can't compare.

Why is this so, it has to do with his identity as a thief, and he is disliked by all heroes. If the contribution to the cottage is based on the size of the contribution, the time migration should be entered into the thirty-six Tiangang. However, in the original trajectory, Liangshan was the blackest, and the thief died of colon sha after the conquest of Fang La, and was fixed in the one hundred and seventh place!

Time has changed, such a good man who was born and died for Liangshan, but he ended up in the penultimate place, you can imagine how aggrieved he is.

The first depressed hero of the Water Margin!

Wang Jin always complained about the Liangshan talents in the original trajectory. Now that I see a real person, I naturally can't let it go, and I am extremely enthusiastic.

Shi Qian didn't have the ability to foresee, and he didn't expect Wang Jin's move to loosen his bonds, so he looked at the dignified man in front of him a little blankly, looked left and right, and found that he didn't know him.

"Brother, you want to go to the cottage, I agreed, you can't control stealing chickens and touching dogs in the future, otherwise, the cottage has rules, and it will not be spared." Wang Jin smiled and patted Shi Qian's shoulder to make him grin.

"Ouch, yes, everything is up to the elder brother, and the younger brother will never do it again." Shi Qian rubbed his shoulders and smirked, and then, he took two steps back and pounced down: "The villain has no parents since he was a child, he was born with a disability, he can't carry his shoulders and can't lift his hands, he can only steal chickens and dogs to live, and he has been looked down upon by the world." Brother Meng will not give up today, and he will sell this cheap life to his brother in the future, and he will never regret it in this life. ”

"Get up, if it's not helpless, who will steal chickens and dogs, how can I go up the mountain?" Wang Jinyou

He reached others and dragged Shi Qian up from the ground.

Shi Qian is thick-skinned and self-cooked, and he made a circle to everyone: "Hey, hey, brothers, in the next time, the people in the rivers and lakes are called fleas on the drum." The cornices walk on the wall, and there is no wall to block. There's no place I can't go, there's nothing I can't reach, and being caught today is just careless. ”

"That's amazing!" Everyone listened with crooked eyes and bared their teeth! Those who were originally sympathetic to this guy became vigilant. Especially the rich man Chai Jin was flustered, and he had a feeling of luring thieves into the house.

"Hmph, you can go on your own in the future, take care of your hands, otherwise you will chop it off." Wang Jin saw Shi Qian's appearance and shouted a warning with a straight face.

"Ouch, yes, yes......"

Shi Qian shrank his neck in fright, nodding like a chicken pecking rice.