Although Lu Xiaowu found the wrong firecracker, there is one thing he said is indeed not wrong.

That is, the firecrackers did soak in water.

The firecrackers buried under the snow have already become extremely wet.

So even if they didn't light the rope and pulled it out and threw it away as garbage, they wouldn't have detonated the firecracker.

......

As soon as Nandao came back, he saw Lu Xiaosan being beaten.

At the mouth of the canyon, he ripped off his pants, revealing his bare ass, and beat him with a bamboo plank.

The screams were louder than the slaughter of pigs.

The little boy's ass was redder than the lantern upstairs.

Le Chaotian stood aside with his arms crossed with a smile, stepping on the small wooden house that Qingjiao had stepped on.

"Good fight, senior sister go a little down, there is no red there."

“......”

Although Lu Xiaosan, who firmly believed that he would not beat his children during the Chinese New Year, was beaten like never before, and his tears and snot were a mess, he rarely did not confess to Lu Xiaoer.

It's just that one person is being beaten next to each other, and the ass is really swollen this time.

But there's nothing wrong with that.

After all, if it weren't for the dampness.

The two ignorant teenagers, the fourth and the fifth, are estimated to be blown up.

Wu Dalong, who has always laughed, didn't smile today, and watched very seriously.

Make firecrackers and put so much gunpowder, if it really wants to explode, it will not be the New Year.

The people around Xiao Baiya Sword Sect had to come over for a meal.

Nan Dao walked over, looked at Le Chaotian and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Le Chaotian sneered, looked at Lu Xiaosan and said: "This kid stole Senior Brother Wu's gunpowder, and planned to make a few big firecrackers to scare me, and after it was done, he buried it under the tree of the Little White Sword Sect, and then the little four and the little five They didn't finish playing the small firecrackers made by Senior Brother Wu last time, and they were also buried nearby, and then they all remembered the wrong location, the big firecrackers buried by this kid were dug up by the little four and the five, but fortunately, the firecrackers were damp and did not explode." ”

"......" Nandao was silent, then walked over and glanced at it.

Lu Xiaosan looked at Nandao who came over with teary eyes, and wanted to beg for mercy, but he probably knew that what he had done this time was too big, although he didn't mean it, but after all, he almost caused the two junior brothers to sit on the ground and fly up, so he didn't really say anything about Uncle Uncle's help, just cried with the bamboo board in Lu Xiaoxiao's hand.

However, Nandao looked at it from the side, but looked at Lu Xiaodao: "Okay, senior sister, it's almost, it's really going to be sleeping on your stomach for more than half a year." ”

Lu Xiaoxiao seemed to be angry yet, and pumped Lu Xiaosan's ass by himself.

"Half a year? I wish I had beaten him up for most of my life. ”

But after all, after Lu Xiaoxiao twitched a few times, he still stopped, threw away the bamboo board in his hand, and let go of Lu Xiaosan's hand, and walked straight down the mountain road.

Lu Xiaoyi and Lu Xiaoer hurriedly ran up and helped Lu Xiaosan.

Lu Xiaosan was still crying.

Wu Dalong sighed, glanced at the overwhelmed little four and five on the side, and scolded Lu Xiaosan again, and then walked down the mountain road - I was afraid that Lu Xiaoxiao would be angry and didn't know where to run.

Le Chaotian kept standing aside with a smile on his face.

Xiao Si Xiao Wu looked at Lu Xiaosan, who was beaten because he remembered the wrong location, and stood there a little helplessly, hesitated for a long time, probably wanting to comfort his senior brother, so he took out his small firecracker from his arms and handed it over.

"Now, senior brother, this is for you to play."

Lu Xiaosan turned his head and glanced at it, crying even louder.

"......" Nandao was silent again.

Because Xiao San's buttocks were red and swollen, Lu Xiaoer and Lu Xiaoyi didn't help him down, and then helped him to the small building, ran downstairs again, and made some wine in the Tianya Sword Sect, washed his wounds and wiped them clean.

Lu Xiaosan only felt that he had no butt anymore, and he cried in front of the stove for a long time before he fell asleep groggily.

Lu Xiaoyi, who was guarding the side, thought for a while, looked at Lu Xiaoer and said, "I'll go back to the Sword Sect to find some medicine, and you can take care of your junior brother here." ”

"Hmm." Lu Xiaoer didn't shirk either.

After all, he was going to be beaten too.

He was even ready to be on a small board for the first time since he came to the Little White Sword Sect.

As a result, I didn't expect Lu Xiaosan, a kid, to confess himself in the end.

This made Lu Xiaoer, who was a senior brother, quite moved, but he felt that something was not right - in other words, he was not forcibly pulled by Lu Xiaosan to do this.

But what you do is what you do, and Lu Xiaoer doesn't intend to deny it.

After Lu Xiaoyi left, Nandao and Le Chaotian walked upstairs.

The latter looked at Lu Xiaoer with a smile.

"Little Er."

Lu Xiaoer was full of excitement, turned his head and looked at Le Chaotian with a weak heart and said, "What's wrong with Uncle Shi?" ”

Le Chaotian smiled slightly: "I don't see that you and the junior master have a deep brotherly relationship, I am quite moved, and I want to call you." ”

“......”

Le Chaotian is certainly not a fool.

It can be seen from the many performances of Xiao Er's recent that this young boy with clear eyebrows is a little weak-hearted.

However, he could also guess why Lu Xiaoer, who practiced swords on weekdays, was like this.

Le Chaotian looked back at Nan Dao, who was holding an umbrella on the side, and smiled, Nan Dao didn't know what this meant.

Of course, Nandao didn't know that this was what the senior brother meant by looking at the senior brother with blank eyes.

The two of them were already snoring in front of the stove, but they hadn't forgotten to smoke Lu Xiaosan twice in their dreams.

"This kid is really bold, so much gunpowder dares to pour into the bamboo tube."

Le Chaotian was very emotional.

Nandao just smiled, and then walked over, still stopping in the corridor, and put the large wine jug on the small stove to heat the wine.

Le Chaotian also followed, looked at Nandao curiously and said, "Senior brother, why did you intercede for this kid today?" ”

Nandao thought for a while and said, "After all, none of you have anyone to intercede, so I can only come." Senior sister should actually not want to fight, but junior brother, you have been arching the fire, so that senior sister can't stop. ”

Le Chaotian said seriously: "If you do something wrong, you will naturally be beaten, although there is nothing to do in the world, but the existence of human laws and morality and ethics in the hearts of the world will tell the world that many things, since they have been done, they must be prepared to suffer the consequences." ”

Le Chaotian said, glanced back at Lu Xiaosan, who was asleep in front of the stove, and smiled.

"What's more, taking a big meal can also eliminate the guilt in this kid's heart, so that he won't be depressed in his heart."

Nandao whispered, "That's true. ”

"Senior brother to junior brother, senior uncle to junior nephew, naturally need to have some favoritism, but you can't blindly spoil it."

Le Chaotian smiled slightly and looked south.

"Some people probably don't do very well."

Nandao didn't know what that meant.

"Who did the junior brother say?"

Le Chaotian thought for a while and said, "A lot of people. ”

Many people mean that although I know, since there are no identities between you and me, then I can only be vague and can't tell you.

Nandao didn't ask, opened the lid of the wine jug on the stove and looked at it, looked back at Lu Xiaoer who was by the door and said, "Help me pick some peach blossoms." ”

Lu Xiaoer nodded, and then walked down with the sword on his back.

Not long after, he picked a branch of peach blossoms, Nandao took those peach blossoms, picked them and put them in the pot, and after covering the lid, he turned around and found that Lu Xiaoer was still standing there with his hands outstretched.

"What do you want?"

The South Island is somewhat curious.

Lu Xiaoer said seriously: "Please punish Uncle Shi." ”

Nandao was a little strange, but he saw the smiling expression on the side, and probably understood something, so he picked up the peach branch.

Although he felt that it was a little strange for him to do such a thing, looking at Lu Xiaoer's serious expression, Nandao also calmed down.

The peach branch carried some wind and snow sword intent, and it was pumped into the palm of the little boy's palm.

Le Chaotian just smiled slightly and watched from the side, watching the wind and snow gradually decrease in the corridor of the small building, a teenager was seriously punishing another young man.

It wasn't until the peach branch broke off that Nandao stopped.

Lu Xiaoer trembled and retracted his hand, then looked at Nandao and Le Chaotian with a straight gaze, bowed and said, "Thank you, uncle." ”

Although the blood stain on one hand looks miserable.

But Lu Xiaoer is different from Lu Xiaosan, he is a sword cultivator who sees the mountain realm, but he is only injured in flesh and skin, and he has not broken his muscles and bones, so he will naturally recover quickly.

Le Chaotian walked back to the building, found some clean cloth, poured some hot wine on it, and then looked at Lu Xiaoer, smiled and said, "I'll wrap it for you." ”

Lu Xiaoer stretched out his hands.

Le Chaotian's bandaging skills are not very good, and he wrapped the two hands of the little boy into zongzi.

Nandao watched silently, feeling that it was better to come by herself.

After all, when I broke my leg, I wrapped it much better than this.

Lu Xiaoer didn't care, he just raised his hand and reached his sword backwards, but he still got it, but he couldn't hold it, after all, it was too bloated.

But since it is a sword cultivator, it is natural that you don't need to hold a sword.

The swordsman is.

Lu Xiaoyi also came back, took some medicine, looked at Lu Xiaoer's hand, and fell into deep thought.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing." Nandao said softly, "He has been practicing his sword lately, and I have punished him. ”

“......”

Lu Xiaoyi always felt a little weird, but he just looked at the two uncles sitting in the corridor, but he didn't say anything.

It's just that he originally planned to ask Lu Xiaoer to help put some medicine on Lu Xiaosan's buttocks, but it seems that he can only come by himself.

The senior sister of the Little White Sword Sect sat next to Lu Xiaosan, who was sleeping soundly, sighing while applying the ointment that Wu Dalong had prepared himself.

So the little boy woke up in pain, and turned his head to look at his senior sister with teary eyes.

"Senior sister, it hurts ....."

Lu Xiaoyi said angrily: "You also know the pain, the firecracker you made, if it is fried, it will not be as simple as pain, you should ask me - senior sister, what about my ass?" At that time, I could only raise my hand and point to the tree next to me and say, "Look, my butt is on the tree!" ”

Lu Xiaoyi's words with resentment made everyone in the building laugh.

Even Lu Xiaosan, who was in hot pain with his buttocks, couldn't hold back and laughed with tears.

Lu Xiaoyi saw that Lu Xiaosan still had a smile on his face, so he gave him his ass again, which hurt the little boy and made a pig bark.

After applying the medicine to Lu Xiaoer, Lu Xiaoyi turned his head to look at Lu Xiaoer again and said, "Do you want to apply some?" ”

Lu Xiaoer leaned against the door, I don't know what I remembered, he smiled rarely, and said: "I'm a cultivator who sees the mountain realm, it's okay, and the senior sister asked like this, probably because she didn't want to paint it on me, so I still don't want it." ”

“......”

However, Lu Xiaoer probably doesn't need these things.

Lu Xiaoyi put the medicine aside, planning to apply it to Lu Xiaosan again in the evening.

I have to admit that people who like to die probably recover their emotions quickly.

After crying and laughing for a while, Lu Xiaosan crawled to the door, looking at Nandao and Le Chaotian who were drinking and sitting idle.

"Uncle Shi, do you still have hot pot to eat tonight?"

Nandao almost choked himself on a sip of wine.

Le Chaotian was very used to it, and said with a smile: "Your master is back tonight, it would be good if I didn't put you in the hot pot." ”

Lu Xiaosan then lay at the door again.

After a while, he raised his head again, looked at Le Chaotian and asked, "Uncle Shi, if I make some unforgivable mistake one day and am going to be beaten to death, and I want to eat a peach blossom fish hot pot before I die, will you make it for me?" ”

Le Chaotian almost choked himself to death with a sip of wine.

Lu Xiaoyi saw that this kid almost choked the two uncles, and dragged Lu Xiaosan's legs again, dragging him back to the furnace.

"You keep me here."

Lu Xiaosan was there smiling, and he was going to crawl around again, and when he climbed to the edge of the building, his face instantly stepped down, and he crawled backwards all the way.

Lu Xiaoxiao walked up.

The two of them were also holding some herbs that had been turned out of the snow.

Lu Xiaoxiao didn't say anything, just glared at Lu Xiaosan, and then smashed those herbs upstairs, mixed some wine, and put it on the little boy fiercely.

"You give me honesty, if you twist the medicine off, don't think about eating hot pot tonight."

Lu Xiaoxiao probably heard Lu Xiaosan's broken thoughts downstairs.

When Lu Xiaosan heard the word hot pot, he became energetic and said with a smile: "Okay! ”

Lu Xiaoxiao sighed, looked at Lu Xiaoer by the door, and also fell into deep thought.

"What's wrong with your hand?"

"The junior brother is not diligent in practicing swords, and he was beaten by his uncle."

Lu Xiaoyi didn't wait for Lu Xiaoer to speak, so he preemptively said on the side.

Lu Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows, looking at Nandao and Le Chaotian in the corridor very suspiciously.

Nandao said sincerely: "It's true, after all, it's been so long, and he's just seeing the mountain realm, and he wants to be lazy." ”

It's a reason to silence everyone.

Lu Xiaoyi covered his face in shame and turned around.

As the earliest senior sister of the Little White Sword Sect, although Lu Xiaoyi also saw the mountain realm, the vitality stream in the Shenhai was far less abundant than Lu Xiaoer.

Lu Xiaoxiao didn't say anything, just turned around and walked down.

"I'm going to prepare the ingredients for the evening."

With Lu Xiaoxiao leaving, the atmosphere in the small building became happy again.

Lu Xiaoer looked at Lu Xiaoyi and said, "Thank you, senior sister." ”

After all, everyone is not stupid.

Lu Xiaoer, a diligent sword cultivator, naturally could not be beaten by Nandao because of laziness.

Not only Lu Xiaoxiao, but also Lu Xiaoyi understood it in his heart.

So when Lu Xiaoxiao questioned Lu Xiaoer, Xiao Yi, who was the senior sister of the Sword Sect, stepped forward and told Lu Xiaoer about the matter.

Lu Xiaoyi snorted arrogantly at this time, hugged his sword, and ran to press Lu Xiaosan's head, who was twisting around.

"Do you still want to eat hot pot?"

......

The hot pot on the night of the first day of the Lunar New Year arrived as scheduled.

It's just that Lu Xiaosan looked at himself who had received special treatment, and wanted to cry without tears.

"Master, why is it a mandarin duck pot?"

Of course, it was a mandarin duck pot, Lu Xiaoxiao went to Wu Dalong to make two iron pieces, separating the big hot pot at the two ends in the middle, one end was a clear soup with only some basic seasonings, and the other was a spicy soup with strong ink and bright red.

is not very spicy Le Chaotian, you can eat spicy pot tonight, and Lu Xiaosan can only lie in front of the clear soup pot bitterly.

"Your ass is rotten and you still want to eat spicy pot?" Lu Xiaoxiao snorted coldly.

Lu Xiaosan looked at his senior brother quite unconvinced.

"His hands are also rotten, how can he eat spicy pot?"

"Because he's already seen the mountains."

Lu Xiaosan was speechless.

I can only think angrily - so many of you eat half of the hot pot, and Lu Xiaosan, the sword immortal in my world, directly monopolizes half of the country.

Thinking about it this way, Lu Xiaosan's mood was much better, but he was eating the hot pot cabbage with clear soup and little water, and he was very happy.

The butt is rotten, and naturally the fish can't be eaten.

You can only eat simple cabbage balls and the like.

Le Chaotian probably wanted to stimulate Lu Xiaosan, but he also prepared an extra bowl of minced garlic and spicy oil, sandwiched a piece of fish and rolled it inside, and then smacked his mouth and said: "Don't say it, roll a circle of chili oil, it is indeed very fragrant, and you won't change it for a fairy." ”

Lu Xiaosan sneered and said, "When your mouth is swollen, you won't say that." ”

Le Chaotian was stunned, and then silently put the fish with spicy oil in the pot and washed it.

Lu Xiaosan proudly nibbled on his thin cabbage.

How can I, Lu Xiaosan, be angry with your little happiness?

It's just that the saliva does flow all over the ground.

Because Lu Xiaoer's hands were wrapped like a zongzi by Le Chaotian, he could only let Lu Xiaoxiao and them hold the dishes for themselves, and then held the bowl and gnawed on it with no sword cultivation demeanor, but they didn't eat anything good.

This made Lu Xiaosan's heart a little more balanced.

Senior brothers, it is natural to have blessings and hardships.

Brothers, friends, and brothers look at mountains and rivers like that, and naturally it is not good.

Although this hot pot was not as rich as yesterday, because of the fact that there were two more wounded and sick people, it was very difficult to eat, and after eating for a long time, I finally finished eating the ingredients prepared by Lu Xiaoxiao in the afternoon.

Lu Xiaosan was still lazily lying on his stomach by the fireside, and the fourth and fifth were talking jokes to their senior brother there.

It's probably very cold and embarrassing.

So Lu Xiaosan smiled reluctantly.

Lu Xiaoer's hands were wrapped like zongzi, and he did not forget to lean against the door with his sword in a chic manner and blow the wind.

Nandao and Le Chaotian drank wine on the corridor, looking at the light that sometimes lit up in the distant mountains of the world.

Lu Xiaoxiao cleaned up the remnants of the hot pot there, then looked back at Nandao outside the corridor and asked, "What do you want to eat tomorrow?" ”

Before Nandao could speak, Lu Xiaosan interjected and said: "Roast chicken, roast duck, roast duck, roast elbow, return to the pot meat!" ”

Nandao turned around, thought for a while, and said, "No need, I'll go down the mountain early tomorrow morning." ”

Lu Xiaoxiao and the others were all stunned.