Chapter 19: Love Advisors
The next day, when Meiyue saw Ling Tan again, she couldn't help but tears of sympathy for him.
Major General Ling has a pair of panda eyes, his left cheek is raised high, the corners of his mouth are purple bruises, his nose is stuffed with two strips of white cloth, and he doesn't know what the invisible places on his body look like!
Meiyue sighed: "It's so ruthless, it's disfigured!"
Ling Tan cried with a sad face, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain: "Miss Yue, I have no grudges with you in the past and no enmity in the near future, why do you hurt me?"
Meiyue patted him on the shoulder and smiled: "Silly boy, how much advantage have you taken advantage of, the sky is so beautiful and beautiful, don't thank you and say that I hurt you?"
Ling Tan pointed to his face, wanting to cry without tears: "This is still a beautiful blessing? Mo Yi is like seeing my father's enemy when he sees me now, he can't wait to eat my flesh, drink my blood, and pump my tendons!"
Meiyue made a move: "Men, be thick-skinned, haven't you heard that a strong woman is afraid of entanglement?"
Ling Tan pretended to be stupid: "What, why am I pestering her if I have nothing to do?"
Mei Yue sneered: "Still hard-mouthed? When I heard that someone was injured and ran faster than a rabbit, I didn't want to do stupid things in my head."
Ling Tan's face turned red, and he said in embarrassment: "That ・・・・・・ our ・・・・・・ brothers! I heard that she was injured, of course I would be worried!"
Mei Yue made a realization, and said, "Oh, that's it, forget it, I think the fragrance is not bad, and it's just right with Moy!" After speaking, she turned around and prepared to leave.
When Ling Tan heard this, he was anxious, so he hurriedly grabbed her and begged for mercy: "Hey, Moon Girl, Moon Girl, don't mess with the mandarin duck score!"
Meiyue glanced at him: "You don't like people and you can't see them?"
"I ・・・・・・" Ling Tan twisted and pinched, stumbling, and gritted his teeth: "I like her!"
Mei Yue smiled: "That's right!"
So, Meiyue became Ling Tan's love consultant, and taught N many love songs and N kinds of romantic courtship techniques, and Ling Tan's deformed face immediately smiled.
Trick 1: Flowers and love poems.
Ling Tan was instructed by the Charm Moon to find flowers. A dignified seven-foot man, how could he have done such a boring thing. After searching for a long time without success, I saw that the orange blossoms in the yard were in full bloom, and I was overjoyed! I was overjoyed! When I saw the charm of the moon, I fell! I scolded: "Do you think it's the tomb sweeping during the Qingming Festival?
"Huh?" Ling Tan was stunned. Throw it away.
Meiyue suddenly thought that the small garden next door was in full bloom, and she ordered it to be picked! Picked back with powder yarn, there was no flower wrapping paper here, but under her skillful hands, the flowers were still dressed as beautiful as the bride's bouquet, she took a sip of water from the bowl, took it in her mouth, held the bouquet over, and sprayed it on the budding flower bones with a 'poof' sound.
Ling Tan frowned in disgust.
Under the fierce gaze of Meiyue, Ling Tan held flowers in his hand, and a small card was sandwiched in the bouquet: Heaven is not old, love is indescribable. The heart is like a double wire net, and there are thousands of knots in it. Then, awkwardly walked towards the furious Moy.
The end is that the flowers are trampled, the people are ravaged, and the hard-working Ling Tan comes back with a slap print.
Mei Yue patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!"
Trick 2: Love song giveaway.
When the bright moon was in the sky, Ling Tan appeared outside Mo Yi's room in full costume, sitting on the stairs at the door melancholy, affectionately, like crying: "You ask me how much I love you, how much I love you, my love remains the same, my love is unswerving, the moon represents my heart・・・・・・" The figure in the room was flashing, and continued: "If Yun knows, I want you to stay up slowly at night, every time I miss for a second, every time I shout for a second・・・・・・" The light suddenly went out, Ling Tan looked back at the moon in the dark, and the moon said with a mouth shape, 'Persistence is victory!' Ling Tan felt that the love consultant had planned his future very well, and he believed it. sang again: "I miss you and you are in pain, wait until your heart hurts, the merciless north wind blows me to ・・・・・・" is still the Cantonese version. The light turned on again, Ling Tan looked at Meiyue again in surprise, grinned, and continued: "Sweet honey, you smile sweetly, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, opening in the ・・・・・・" The door finally opened, and then a basin of cold water poured down on his head, and the door closed again.
Before Ling Tan could finish his voice, the word 'in' pulled a long tail note, dumbfounded, the man's dignity was hit, his shoulders collapsed decadently, and he left lonely and sad with tired steps.
Meiyue comforted him again: "Fortunately, it's not footwashing water・・・・・・"
The third trick ・・・・・・ Ling Tan begged her for mercy, forget it, he still wants to live for two more years, and he doesn't think he's sad enough? He doesn't have enough confidence to accept another failure, let's let him take a breath first.
Meiyue had no choice but to send him away with a pitiful gaze, pitiful・・・・・・
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