Chapter 2: The Broken System of Singing Children's Songs
Ren Xiangnan took the tissue and sighed silently, and returned to the kitchen lonely.
In this small place, no one should be able to beat themselves, so-
Alcohol is not available at home.
Hemostatic patches are not available at home.
"A little lost, reward a lucky star!" The eerie voices continued.
Paralyzed, too lazy to pay attention, it should be so angry that the dead fat man has auditory hallucinations.
Ren Xiangnan wrapped his fingers in a tissue and continued to cut meat, and his auditory hallucinations resumed.
"Hey, I've only been injured so much, so how did I grow up? Can't you cut off a finger if you wake me up? ”
This time, Ren Xiangnan heard very clearly, looked back at the fat man, the fat man did not react, he should not have heard.
The sound is not coming in from outside, nor is it in the room.
That voice just now turned out to be in my head!
Thinking of this, a stunned picture appeared in Ren Xiangnan's front eye.
He "saw" a bare-bottomed, four- or five-year-old fat kid with a pot lid on his head.
The fat child was naked, and only a certain place that could not be said was marked with a "mosaic".
The fat kid was shaking three little stars in his hand and was shaking them around boredly.
The other chubby hand was eating the rat slices in a boring manner.
"Rat chips, isn't this the bag I bought, and the dead fat man is eating?" Ren Xiangnan's eyes widened.
He turned around, Zhang Liang was still eating rat chips there, but where did this kid get the same rat chips?
"Look, I haven't seen a bare-bottomed baby...... Still looking at it, can't believe it when you pull out your eyeballs? ”
The fat kid puffed out his mouth, and his two fingers were bent into a hook shape, and he moved.
"Don't look at me small, I'm a fierce milk."
"You...... Which are you? How did it end up in my head? Ren Xiangnan was completely stunned.
This is not scientific!
That's not realistic!
"I'm not your system, I'm summoned by your blood."
The fat kid took his fingers away, looking very sad.
"I wanted to sleep for a few more years and come out when I grew up, but I didn't know you were so careless.
It's such a big person, and I still have a hand, but it's fun to think about it. ”
The fat boy laughed, his eyes black and shining, and a faint light, as if it were a bottomless abyss.
"Then you say...... What does it mean to be rewarded with a lucky star? ”
Ren Xiangnan looked at the fat child's hand, the yellow star made of flannel and asked.
"This star, I don't know!" The fat kid holds the stars in front of his eyes and looks left and right.
"I'm just a porter of the system, what is the use of stars, how do I know."
I rubbed it, it turned out to be a courier!
So what are you doing in my head?
"So where is my system? How can I not see it? ”
Ren Xiangnan looked around the child, but there was nothing.
"Don't look around, gouging out your eyeballs!" The fat kid curled his fingers again.
"I'm not a system, I've never seen a system made by anyone."
Ren Xiangnan couldn't react a little, what kind of broken system are you?
Listening to the dead fat man say that other people's system upgrades are fighting monsters or something, you don't even know what the use of the courier you made yourself?
The system is a yarn!
"Don't ruin my reputation, I'll just live in your head, and I can know what you're thinking."
The fat kid ate the slices and said angrily.
"I don't know the role of the little star, anyway, when you bleed or are in a bad mood, or unlucky, you will be rewarded with a lucky star."
Lucky Star?
Paralysis, bleeding, this is a kind of luck?
Paralyzed, in a bad mood is lucky?
Kid, do you misunderstand the meaning of luck?
"I didn't understand it right, anyway, it will appear at that time, and it seems that it can be exchanged for things."
The fat kid ate a few pieces of rat slices in a row.
"But I don't know what I can exchange.
Don't keep asking me, it's annoying for me, I'll pick my eyes. ”
"Nannan, what kind of broken rat slices did you buy, why are I almost out of them after I have only eaten more than ten slices?"
Zhang Liang shouted in the living room, very dissatisfied.
"Even children's rat chips are more than just these few pieces."
Ren Xiangnan pointed to the mouse slice used by the fat child, and then pointed outside.
"Yes, I'm here to send you a lucky star, I want something to eat."
The fat kid clapped his hands, and the rat bag was gone.
"Hey, don't have any bad thoughts now, when I go back, you can do anything bad again.
I'll send you another lucky star when the time comes. ”
The fat kid stood up.
With a watermelon rind belly, short hands and short feet.
If Ren Xiangnan saw it elsewhere, he couldn't help but pinch it twice, but now, it was a broken system that didn't know anything.
It's a bit of a worry.
"Change, change? If I don't redeem it, I'll have to go back to sleep. "The fat kid was getting a little impatient.
What's ......
Ren Xiangnan wanted to scold.
"Redeem." The voice is weak.
"Little star, shiny, show me something."
The fat kid held a star and said with a blank face.
"Hey, a little frog!"
A blue striped tin frog appeared in the fat child's hand.
Placed on the ground, and tapped the back of the frog's butt with his finger, and the frog jumped and jumped.
"It's fun!"
Ren Xiangnan was dumbfounded.
Isn't this an ancient relic that has been talked about on the Internet?
It seems to be something that only existed on a planet called Earth thousands of years ago, how can a little fat man conjure it up?
You're going to exchange it for Lao Tzu?
Ren Xiangnan's face turned a little dark.
"Little star, shiny, change something for me to play with."
The fat kid grinned as he held the second star.
Something for you to play with?
Paralyzed, is the little star redeemed for you, or for me?
"Hey, it's a lollipop." The fat kid hid the lollipop behind him as fast as he could.
"You don't like to eat, do you?"
Ren Xiangnan continued to blackface.
"Little star, shiny, show me something to eat."
The fat kid laboriously peeled the lollipop open and held it in his mouth, holding the third star and muttering vaguely.
"Phew, a little piece of cloth."
The fat kid wasn't happy, he wanted to stick it under himself, as if he was too small to use.
"Here you go."
Ren Xiangnan could see that it was a hemostatic patch.
Co-authored the three "lucky stars" obtained by Lao Tzu's "misfortune", one of which was exchanged for you to play and one for you to eat.
Lao Tzu can only get a hemostatic patch?
However, it also happens to be useful.
"By the way, ten lucky stars can be exchanged for a big lucky star, and a hundred lucky stars can be exchanged for a super invincible lucky star."
The fat kid blinked with a lollipop in his mouth and opened his arms for a gesture.
"It seems like this."
can get so many "lucky stars", what kind of bad luck does Lao Tzu have to become??
Is it late?
It's better to die!