My name is Leopard.

You can call me a leopard.

As for the name, I'm sorry, I didn't, because my parents were killed by me when I was born.

The elders scolded me for being a disaster star, and at first I tried my best to refute it, but later I realized that it was fate that was powerful.

Throughout my life, I have either brought bad luck to others or brought disaster to myself.

When I was 0 years old, my parents were killed by me.

When I was 1 year old, the orphanage that adopted me began to go bankrupt, and I came to a second orphanage.

When he was 2 years old, he died of a heart attack at the second orphanage.

When he was 3 years old, the city was hit by a financial crisis.

When he was 4 years old, he swept away the evil and the dean was dismissed.

When he was 5 years old, the dean won a 5 million lottery and drew it.

When I was 6 years old, the orphanage didn't close down because I was in elementary school.

At first, no one cared about me, it was just an accident, a heart attack, the collapse of an orphanage...... There were so many orphans who were transferred with me that I was inconspicuous among them.

Even if I glanced at the Pentagon on September 11 and waved at the sun in 2012...... No one noticed me either.

It wasn't until this catastrophe was so close to everyone that all the toilets I went to were blocked, and everyone confirmed that I was really a disaster from heaven.

Of course, thanks to the fact that this is a country that has defeated all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and that the calamity is a feudal superstition, I was not burned at the stake, but began my magnificent and unsuccessful life.

In the 18 years since, I have won a series of titles, such as the Unlucky Ghost of the Welfare Orphanage, the Non-Chief of Lanxi Primary School, the Master of 100% Confession of Failure, the First-Class Retired Drum Player, the National Protected Waste, the Great Chief of Africa, the Leek Loved by Major Game Manufacturers, the Defeater of the Guarantee Mechanism, and so on.

"At the age of 23, I gave up all glory and am here to talk nonsense to you."

Ah Bao squatted down half of his body, looked at the stall owner, his eyes were extremely innocent, like a baby, and his tone was extremely sincere: "So boss, for the sake of seeing me so unlucky, can it be cheaper?!" ”

The stall owner waved his hand impatiently and said, "Eighty thousand, love or not!" ”

"Ahem, five dollars, it's cheaper." Ah Bao pointed to the jade plaque engraved with the word disaster on the stall, and said with a smile: "Everyone is asking for happiness and longevity, except for me, who wants disaster." ”

The corner of the stall owner's mouth twitched: "Eighty thousand to cut five pieces, this knife is a bit ruthless, you sincerely want it, take eight thousand yuan." ”

According to the normal routine, Ah Leopard should bargain, and then get up to leave, come to a trick to catch the old man, the boss sighed, tried his best to stay, come to a sentence forget it, see if you are fate.

In the end, the zero was cut in half, and the boss earned 40 blood.

However, Ah Bao Yue did not play cards according to the routine, and looked directly at the stall owner, and said meaningfully: "Boss, your Yin Tang is black." ”

The stall owner was slightly stunned, and then sneered: "What's the matter, you can also tell fortunes." ”

"No, I mean, the longer I stay with you, the more unlucky you become."

Ah Leopard said very seriously: "At first, it may have been a bubble of bird droppings. ”

Passing by, an uncle's birdcage loosened, soared into the air, and happened to pass by the center of the two, hearty, and poured thousands of miles.

The stall owner looked dark and scolded: "Boy, what kind of crow mouth are you!" ”

"And then maybe a brick, maybe a kitchen knife......" Leopard turned around and looked around, as if waiting for something, and then two flower pots fell from the upper floor, splattering dirt everywhere.

"Oh, this time it's a flower pot." Ah Leopard's expression was calm, and he looked down-on about life and death

"! You are really a god of decay, the jade card will give you a hurry up! ”

The stall owner threw away the disaster word jade card, looked around cautiously, and had already begun to pack up his things, and there was a posture of rolling up and leaving.

"Five bucks, fair trade."

Ah Bao smiled, took out a banknote and put it on the ground, picked up the jade card and turned to leave, a trace of excitement welled up in his heart.

He had an inexplicable premonition that this jade plaque could restrain all his calamities, and the calamity would allow him to live a normal life.

As it turned out, his hunch was correct.

As soon as the hand change began to move, it seemed to meet the destined master, the most suitable host for him.

In the underworld, all the calamities, decay, suffering, destruction, and end...... Converged, integrated, and contracted by one person.

Boom, suddenly, a thunderbolt fell, killing the declining god who was disgusted by the heavens.

This is the last person to die unexpectedly in this city.

There have been no accidental deaths in this land, all industries are smooth, families are harmonious, everyone is safe, and society is peaceful, and it has been rated as the most livable place in the world.

For the next 500 years, all beings were happy.