"What is he talking about?"

Shen Gongbao asked, looking at Xu Laodao with interest, trying to learn this dialect.

The earth immortal is omniscient and true, and the yang god travels to the world, and he can know all things with one thought.

One word is clear, ten thousand words are clear, because the lowest logical rules of speech are the same.

After descending on this realm, Shen Gongbao roughly deduced speech through the throat, vocal cords, and nasal cavity of the creatures in this realm, because most of the pronunciation was determined by the structure of the human body.

But, this inference, this does not include dialects.

After thousands of years of evolution, the dialect has become close to the code language, the word of art, which only the local people can understand.

Xu Laodao smiled bitterly and said: "Real person, he is scolding me for being a bastard who is abducted and cheated, unlearned, and unskilled, a human trafficker, and he is here to deceive people again." ”

"Human traffickers?"

Shen Gongbao thought for a moment, his thoughts turned, he suddenly came to his senses, and said with a smile: "Are you lying to his children to learn the Tao with you?" ”

Xu Laodao said helplessly: "Although I can't make it, I don't want the Dao vein to be cut off, and I am ready to accept a Dao Tong disciple in the town, but few are willing." ”

"As for the bastard who scolded just now, he is a watchman from the town, surnamed Qin Shou, and he is a bastard. In his forties, he is still single, don't be like him. ”

Qin Shou, Shen Gongbao's pupils moved, and he immediately laughed, this is a good name.

"I said Lao Xu, why did you come to our Zhuxian Town again." Qin Shou tiptoed up and joked: "Just that little trick, someone has already seen through it, and if you deceive a three-year-old child, you won't be afraid that your parents will use knives to cut you." ”

With Xu Laodao's guidance, Shen Gongbao finally understood the dialect, and the exit was the authentic Zhu Xianzhen tune: "Qin Shou, your special mother's bastard, a dead thing, there is no third watch drowning in the urinal in the middle of the night, and drinking three taels of cat urine is also a matter of the master." ”

In an instant, not only Qin Shou was stunned, but Xu Laodao was stunned, and his heart was weak for a while, how could this immortal speak more hooligan than him, a person who has been in the rivers and lakes for most of his life.

Qin Shou smashed his mouth and came back to his senses, and he was not annoyed, but just sighed: "I can't see it, I can't see it, how can I say it, if you don't see it for a day, it's like three nights." ”

"It's Sanqiu." Shen Gongbao lifted his robe, said with disdain, looked at people with slanted eyes, and lived out from Xu Laodao's life.

Even Xu Taiding himself was stunned, like, the image of Zhente Niang.

"Yes, that's it!" Qin Shou clapped his hands and said with a wicked smile: "Your scolding skills have risen, it's not the cute child in Fulu Lane." ”

"I'm you, yes." Shen Gongbao scolded, then coughed, and pinched a Dao seal: "The poor Dao has learned the supreme Dao method, the true transmission of the Daluo Heavenly Immortals, and the Sanqing Void Emperor Sutra, which is orthodox in orthodoxy." ”

"Come on, none of us know who." Qin Shou said with a nonchalant face: "You haven't earned half a degree of money for most of your life, and you can't be a fairy master in the official mansion, so you came here to deceive fools and fools." ”

"Last time, you tricked the Li family kid into being a Taoist boy, and you almost didn't get chased out of Sanli Road by his father's pig-killing knife."

"Besides...... In the future, hehe, maybe even foolish husbands and foolish women, three-year-old children, will not be deceived. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Shen Gongbao raised his eyebrows and asked tentatively.

Qin Shou's eyes were half-open and half-closed, his hands rubbed slightly, and everything seemed to be silent.

"You plagued thing." Shen Gongbao scolded, took out half of the tobacco leaf from his arms and handed it over, but he didn't accept it, and the tobacco leaf was tug-of-war between his two hands.

"Brother Xu." Qin Shou exerted his strength slightly, tried to drag the tobacco leaves over, and said with a smile: "I said, I said, these days are not to catch up with the triennial gathering in the town, and I don't know where a wild Taoist priest came from, who looks like a white, fine-skinned and tender meat, the eldest aunt and little girl in ten miles and eight villages, are willing to look at him to see palmistry, tsk...... Business is booming. ”

"Of course, I said in advance, on the one-third of an acre of land in Zhuxian Town, I, Qin Shou, will recognize you Xu Laodao as a stall, and smash the little white-faced fortune-telling stall another day...... Is that the cigarette available to me? ”

"little white face, dare to rob Dao Ye of my business!" When Shen Gongbao heard this, he was in a hurry, and he didn't want tobacco leaves, so he ran towards the town in a hurry

"In Fireworks Alley!" Qin Shou shouted, but Yue didn't care, the so-called peers.

In the past, Zhu Xianzhen told fortunes by Xu Laodao alone, monopolizing the entire industry, even if the time was not good, the people of Zhu Xianzhen could only find him to tell fortunes.

Now there is an extra Taoist priest, who is simply here to grab a job, if Zhu Xianzhen has one more beater, he Qin Shou is definitely more anxious than Xu Laodao.

"Fortunately, it's a Taoist priest, and it's none of my business." Qin Shou stretched a lazy waist and lay down comfortably, his eyes like thief eyebrows flew wildly, looking at the women on the streets and alleys, a plump woman passed by, although the skin was not so pale, but the charm was still there, were half old, which was beyond the reach of many thin ladies.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Qin Shou laughed lewdly, which immediately caused loud and small shouts and scolding, these women have to take care of the family business, and you have to fight for a bucket of rice and a foot of cloth on weekdays, but she is not a yellow flower girl in the boudoir, she is very spicy.

If the thieves dare to look at it, they dare to scold, and they have never been accustomed to these bastards.

Even if he was as faceless as Qin Shou in such a violent scolding wave, he couldn't help but lower his head, turned around, looked in the direction where Shen Gongbao had gone, and muttered in a low voice: "I haven't seen you for a few days, I am walking like flying, I am refreshed, and I am not really martial arts in my body." ”

"Is it true that Xu Laodao has entered the Tao? Eventful, eventful. ”

"Forget it, take care of my, I'm just the watchman at the gate, it's better to sleep."

As he spoke, Qin Shouzhen lay down lazily and fell asleep, ignoring what was going on outside the window.

Although Zhuxian Town is not big, there are all kinds of facilities, and the so-called sparrows are small and have all kinds of organs.

As the name suggests, fireworks are scattered in one shot and two pieces, and the place where fireworks fall is the most women.

Shen Gongbao walked on the way to Fireworks Alley, chatting with Xu Laodao and talking about his apprentice who had never been.

Xu Laodao's criteria for selecting apprentices, naturally it is impossible to be a natural spiritual root, a pride of heaven with a special physique, there is really such a young man, he has already been booked by the Immortal Mansion in advance, where is the turn to get him like this kind of dead old man.

Xu Taiding didn't ask for much, as long as he was full of spirit and full of all veins, but it was such a simple request, and there were few disciples in the entire Zhuxian Town who could meet it.

First of all, the spirit is full of energy, congenital flawless, to put it simply, but there is a threshold, that is, to eat well.

This is a very simple truth, if you can't even eat enough, where does the spirit come from.

In ancient dynasties, families who could eat enough and had meat were at least small landlords.

This has led to a large number of poor families.

The children of those rich and noble families, although they have big fish and meat, do not lack vitality and nourishment, but they are full of warmth and lust, and hunger and cold make their hearts steal.

There are a few Brother Gongzi who are not broken, can clean themselves, and do not go to Fireworks Alley.

Even if there is really that kind of rich disciple who is clean and self-conscious, has noble morals, and is full of perseverance, with such qualifications, he has been arranged by the elders of the family early on, regarded as the true seed of the imperial examination, and is the head of the clan in the future.

Not to mention that Xu Laodao has no real ability, even if he really has the ability, he is still a loose cultivator, which is far inferior to the great sect of the Immortal Sect.

So pick and choose, there are only three disciples in Zhu Xianzhen who are suitable.

One is the young son of the Li family, the Li family is a butcher who kills pigs, and he loves his young son very much.

The second is the chai boy in the tailor shop, Xu Laodao is half a cultivator, at a glance he took a fancy to the chai family boy's eyes, it is a rare cultivation seedling, but unfortunately Chai Laodao did not let go, saying that he wanted to send Chai boy to be a son-in-law, he would not worry about eating and drinking in the future, wearing gold and silver, and living a rich life, so angry that Xu Laodao did not come to bed for three days.

The third is the eldest son of the Chang family in Fulu Lane, the Chang family is a family of poets and scholars, and the imperial examination is admitted, but the head of the Chang family continues to string, and the stepmother makes it difficult for the eldest son, secretly and deliberately makes a stumbling block, and has been delaying the imperial examination of the Chang family's son, so that the Chang family has not been admitted to Xiucai for a long time.

Xu Laodao had the opportunity to hook up, and said a few words to the son of the Chang family, who was at the peak of the half-step show, and fooled him into abandoning Confucianism and entering the Tao.

"Eh, why is this kid Chen Changsheng here?"

Xu Laodao was introducing Shen Gongbao when suddenly his eyes were sharp and he saw a thin figure.

"This little guy is also on your list of disciples."

Shen Gongbao glanced at it, this kid was single, thin, dark-skinned, and his clothes were patched, and at first glance he was a kid from a poor family, maybe he didn't even know a word, let alone cultivate.

However, there is a fourth of the three major disciples, this is a common rule in the heavens and all worlds, and Shen Gongbao is not surprised.

Xu Laodao looked at the thin figure, a hint of complexity appeared in his eyes, and he said in a low voice: "Back to the real person, Chen Changsheng is a child, he is a good person, and he is grateful to repay him." ”

"This child's name was chosen by his parents at the expense of three copper plates, and it can be regarded as fate."

"When he was eight years old, his parents died unexpectedly, and he depended on his seriously ill grandmother, and he ran around every day to earn money for his grandmother's medicine.

"A few years ago, his grandmother left, and Xiaodao presided over the three-day ceremony, and this child was crying secretly every night, and he was a filial person."

"Although the qualifications are poor and there are no roots, if you accept it under the door, with Chen Changsheng's heart, you will definitely send Xiaodao to the end."

Xu Laodao praised Chen Changsheng's merits, but glanced at Shen Gongbao cautiously.

The three disciples on the list, Xu Taiding must not be worried, even if he doesn't accept apprentices, Li, Chai, Chang, the three of them have their own futures, it's just a little better, a little worse.

However, Chen Changsheng is different, this child is too hard, and he is like a weed swaying in the wind, no one cares, maybe it will break that day.

Immortal Dao Guisheng, immeasurable people, Xu Laodao likes this child in his heart, but as long as Chen Changsheng has a trace of qualification, he will be included in the door.

But Chen Changsheng is a good person with no qualifications, which is regrettable and worrying.

Xu Laodao couldn't do anything about it, so he could only knock on the side, trying to get this unfathomable real person to notice Chen Changsheng.

It doesn't take too much, a little thing flowing out of the real person's fingernails is enough for Chen Chang to live.

May he live forever, that's all.

Shen Gongbao glanced at it and nodded, but his eyes were attracted by the Taoist in front of Chen Changsheng.

Although the Taoist is dressed plainly, his lips are red and his teeth are white, and his face is pink, as if he was a clear and stupid college student in his previous life, but his eyes are clear, not stupid, but a little smart, he is the favorite type of the little girl, except for Chen Changsheng, most of the people who come here to listen to the Taoist are little girls.

Yes, that's right, in addition to fortune telling, this person also works part-time as a storyteller, and he knows that he speaks well when he looks at the copper plate on the subway and the broken silver.

I saw the Taoist slap the wooden board, his eyebrows fluttered, and he said impassionedly: "The last book said that five thousand years ago, the red-whiskered dragon was a disaster to the world, and it was really a great demon king. ”

"Then the Western Elysium Da Lei Yin Temple, my Buddha Rulai, one day sitting on the nine-rank lotus platform, next to the four great bodhisattvas, the eight great vajra, the five hundred arhats, the three thousand truths, bhikshunis, bhikshu monks, upasa, upasa, all the heavenly protectors of the Dharma, listen to and talk about the Mystic Dharma Sutra."

"The first protector deity on the top of the Buddha, named Dapeng Golden-winged Ming King, has golden eyes and auspicious ...... on his back."

The Taoist said with his eyebrows fluttering, his spirit was flying, and the people were also fascinated by it, and their hearts were fascinated, and even some women looked at the Taoist obsessively, even if they didn't speak, it was interesting to look at this face.

At this very lively moment, someone who was not interested in it screamed and interrupted the storytelling, which attracted everyone's sideways attention and the woman complained.

"Old Xu Dao, what are you doing?" Someone scolded dissatisfied, recognizing the identity of the old Taoist.

Shen Gongbao smiled and stroked his beard and asked, "This Dao Leader just said that the Golden-winged Dapeng Bird subdued the Red Whiskered Dragon, but I heard the Red Whisker Dragon running all the way to the south, and I don't know where the runway is. ”

The young Taoist glanced at Shen Gongbao, but he was calm, not moving, seeing the move, whether this is a compliment, or smashing the field depends on his own skills.

"Hahaha...... That's a good question! The young Taoist helped his fishtail crown, and said with a hearty smile: "It was we who ran to our Nanzhan Buzhou, but unfortunately we were killed by the golden-winged Dapeng bird in Zhuxian Town, and the blood of the real dragon was splashed for three thousand miles." ”

"Look, that red mountain is dyed with the blood of a true dragon."

The young Taoist priest was babbling nonsense and pointed towards a half-black, half-red mountain not far away, which immediately attracted everyone's exclamations.

It turns out that the real dragon died here, and it turns out that we are in myths and legends.

At this time, a young lady who was proficient in poetry shook her head, ready to quote scriptures to refute the remarks of the Taoist.

Shen Gongbao smiled and asked: "Why doesn't Zhenlong go north, not east, not west, and don't go to Shenzhou, Chi County, Middle Earth, but run to the south." ”

The young Taoist seemed to be hit by the bar, and he suddenly choked, and said helplessly: "You ask me, who do I ask?" ”

(End of chapter)