The more Uncle Gu spoke, the more angry he became, he walked out of the corridor and walked to Zhang.

Zhang's face was red when Uncle Gu said it on the phone.

"Daughter-in-law, don't think that if you are a woman, you can make trouble unreasonably! I can too! In our family, men and women are the same! You slander me, you bully me! What did I say? You pick up a knife and cut me! Did I fight back with a knife? ”

"You believe the woman in the next village, you don't believe me! Do you really want me to go out with a woman? That's okay! I'll just go out and look for it! Let me tell you, I won't look for the one in the next village, I'll look for the kind of one who scolds and fights, has a high force value, looks better than you, and is gentle. When the time comes, if you scold me, she will scold you, and if you cut me, she will cut you! I'll let you two scold each other! Do you want to get it? Uncle Gu slowly snatched Zhang's kitchen knife, and then hurriedly retreated.

He patted his little heart: I finally took the knife down, I'm afraid she will throw it at me.

"Gu Shouren, you, you dare!" Zhang was stunned by Uncle Gu's words, and wanted to cut at Uncle Gu, but found that he had no knife in his hand, only one hand crossed his waist and the other hand scolded.

"I dare! As long as you still slander me and threaten me with a knife, I will go immediately! Uncle Gu said with a stiff neck.

"You! You! You! Zhang pointed at Uncle Gu, speechless.

"I'm here, I'm wrong! Daughter-in-law, be content! I'm a good man in the world, I'm young and fell in love with your way, you don't treat me well, and you often doubt me, are you interesting? Do you really think I'm an honest person and won't do bad things? I'm an upright person, and my father and mother taught me well! I can tell you, I've been married to you for more than ten years, I shouldn't be disciplined by my parents, one day I really become a scumbag, it has to be your fault! ”

"My father and mother handed over a good handsome and positive handsome man to you, and it has only been more than ten years, and you have been turned into a scumbag, you are careful that my father and mother will not let you go!" Uncle Gu was honest and authentic.

"You! Woo woo woo woo ...... "Uncle Gu couldn't say anything, so he squatted down and cried.

As a result, because she was too fat, she didn't squat, and sat on the ground all of a sudden, and hiccuped: "Hiccup." ”

Gu Hui covered her face, she couldn't figure out why her mother was here, she knew that she couldn't talk about her father every time, and she had to end up in embarrassment every time, with this kung fu to learn from the second aunt and from Aunt Xiaohuan, isn't it good to think about how to earn more money?

"Hahahaha...... Daughter-in-law, look, I say you're fat, you say you're strong, and you say I bullied you every time. I'm not telling the truth! Uncle Gu threw the kitchen knife aside, strode forward, and helped Zhang up.

Zhang's eyes were snot with tears in his eyes, and he looked at Uncle Gu: "You really didn't sleep with that Widow Liu?" ”

Uncle Gu pulled Zhang's hand up with a look of disgust, and wiped Zhang's face with Zhang's sleeve: "I have forgotten what Widow Liu looks like." Although you don't look good in my heart, I remember what you look like! I can't even remember Widow Liu, that means Widow Liu is so ugly that I don't want to see it, can I sleep with her? ”

Zhang pursed his lips, this made sense, but he felt uncomfortable listening to it.

Uncle Gu continued: "You know me, except for you, I don't like ugly things. What I like is good-looking, God has already sent an ugly thing to me, I don't have a reason to find an ugly thing if I'm bored! Don't be angry! ”

After speaking, he wiped Zhang's face with another sleeve of Zhang's coat.

Zhang: "I'm not ugly!" I'm blessed with a baby. To feed your child, eat more. I'm young, and I'm very wicker! ”

Uncle Gu: "Mmmmmmmm, we are a family of six, and you and your youngest son are the ugliest!" ”

Zhang: "......"

Two-bedroom family: I feel that I was fed a handful of flavorful dog food by the husband and wife of the big house!