Chapter 343: How Can It Be So Delicious (One More Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Lao Jun looked at the Jade Emperor with some puzzlement and asked, "What are you sorry for?"
The Jade Emperor was a little depressed and said, "It's a pity that Sun Xiaokong's guy is getting stronger and stronger now." ”
"Whatever I borrow is thousands of gold pills, I feel... I can't help him much. ”
"Five hundred... A reward of 1,000 probably can't make him excited anymore. ”
"It's a pity... It's uncomfortable..."
I rub!
Lao Jun listened to the words of the Jade Emperor and almost fell headlong.
This Jade Emperor...
It's really powerless to complain.
"And what the hell do you want?"
"I'm so convinced, you... You... Hey..."
Lao Jun is speechless, you are definitely a fan!
Iron of steel, iron of old iron!
On the Spirit Mountain.
A group of people were also puzzled.
This red child's father is definitely not Sun Xiaokong.
In this, either Lao Jun made a trick to Sun Xiaokong, or he bought Sun Xiaokong and hid this secret.
Of course, Rulai and others think that the latter is very likely.
And now, what Rulai and others are most puzzled about is a problem.
Where did Sun Xiaokong get the money?
Grass!
After a few days of hard work, he lent out 8,000 gold pills just by borrowing, which is not a quasi-saint, and he definitely does not have such a thick family background.
Even if he is a quasi-saint, he is not willing to lend out 8,000 gold pills at once, right?
If you really don't know if Sun Xiaokong is stupid.
Eight thousand gold pills, isn't it fragrant to eat them to improve their cultivation?
Sun Xiaokong: Look at your lack of knowledge, do you know what financial management is?
However, what should be considered more now is the difficulty of the Heishui River.
Judging from the current situation, the dragon in the Heishui River will inevitably not be able to bring any calamity to Tang Sanzang.
And do you want to put a new monster now?
Thinking about it, Rulai also thought about it, just like in the country of black chickens, it is best to give Tang Sanzang a set of tricks, it is difficult to be difficult.
let him hide from the first year of junior high school, but he couldn't hide from fifteen.
That's right!
In the Fire Cloud Cave.
Sun Xiaokong's group is barbecuing meat.
And in the sky, Guanyin and his party were depressed.
This group of people are dying on the street, and now the food is mixed with the meat of Da Luo Jinxian, it's really annoying!
"Guanyin, this Sun Xiaokong and Zhu Bajie eat meat and drink wine, but this Tang Sanzang seems to be also preparing to eat meat!"
"What shall we do?"
"Whatever?"
Several people looked at Guanyin and asked.
Guanyin was also convinced by Manjushri.
What do you do every day?
Always ask yourself what to do?
Guanyin is also very annoying, she watched Sun Xiaokong grow up.
And now watching Sun Xiaokong get stronger and stronger, and his life is getting better and better, he feels strangely uncomfortable.
I really don't have to say anything about this kind of feeling...
Sometimes Guanyin can't figure it out, why can Sun Xiaokong live so well and be so happy?
Not to mention Sun Xiaokong, even Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie and others are the same!
And a group of people, although they are bodhisattvas on the spiritual mountain, are bright on the surface, but they are not very dripping in reality...
"Guanyin?"
Manjushri looked at Guanyin and didn't reply, and shouted again.
Guanyin sighed, shook his head and didn't reply.
What do you say?
The matter of learning scriptures and Sun Xiaokong's affairs has made Guanyin never idle in the past few hundred years.
And Guanyin now thinks about it the other way, what did he get?
I didn't get anything.
So why all this?
Oh no, Guanyin got it, got Sun Xiaokong's anger.
In the Fire Cloud Cave.
The red boy was lying on the ground, his mouth like a gas stove spitting fire.
And Sun Xiaokong and the others were sitting around.
Sun Xiaokong took the golden hoop stick and wore Zhu Yan's meat, and roasted it with a serious face.
This face.
The three realms of the watch are all served.
It's so good at playing!
Oh no... Red Boy is still a child!
It's just going to be a gas stove for you.
"Daddy, I'm running out of gas. ”
Soon after, the red boy broke the fire and asked.
"It's almost there, this has to be cooked, otherwise this meat will taste good and it won't taste good." Sun Xiaokong said with a serious face.
After a long time, Sun Xiaokong tore off a piece of meat and handed it to Tang Sanzang and said, "Master is cooked, eat it quickly!"
"Da Luo Jin Immortal Meat, if you continue with this food, it won't take long for you to become a Da Luo Jin Immortal. ”
Tang Sanzang nodded very movingly and said, "Thank you, Kongkong." ”
"Amitabha, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. ”
After speaking, Tang Sanzang himself stuffed the meat into his mouth, closed his eyes and began to chew.
"Woo... How can it be so delicious... Forehead... It's not..."
Halfway through the words, Tang Sanzang's face changed instantly.
His face, which originally felt very delicious, pretended to be very painful, and said, "Amitabha... Amitabha..."
"It's really hard for a poor monk... The meat is too unpalatable, and the poor monk must resist it for the sake of all sentient beings. ”
I can't help it!
Although the meat was delicious, Tang San had to pretend to be very painful, so as not to lose face and dignity.
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and he obtained: Nine Turns to Da Huandan. ”
it?
Sun Xiaokong was instantly excited.
Breaking Tang Sanzang's precepts, the rewards are perfect and rich!
If I can help Tang Sanzang break it, I'll wipe it!
The reward is nine turns and the Dan is returned, and the absolute force will bring a multiplication X.
Maybe there's a reward for the best magic weapon.
This...
Thinking of this, Sun Xiaokong thought about it while eating meat.
Where to find a girl for Tang Sanzang?
It's not right, just looking for a girl, Tang Sanzang doesn't necessarily have to do it, and he has to help him.
However...
This...
Sun Xiaokong actually went with Rulai to think about it.
Tang Sanzang: I'm rubbing, I'm being targeted by the two most shameless people in the Three Realms, what should I do?
Online, etc...
In other words, after the master and apprentice finished eating the barbecue, they continued to run all the way to the west... On the field of hope.
And this time, Sun Xiaokong's pirate group also has an extra portable gas canister - Red Boy.
In Sun Xiaokong's view, on the way to the west in the future.
I can't guarantee that there will be any strange things, it's really good to have a red child, and the samadhi is really a small barbecue all the way.
Eat what you catch, eat what you eat!
Oh – exciting!
this day.
The master and apprentice walked in front of a black river and stopped.
Tang Sanzang looked at the black water of the river in front of him, and the horse couldn't walk.
Spoken:
"Amitabha!"
"The poor monk has been lonely for a few days, and he can finally show his skills. ”
"You see that the water of this river is black and shiny, and there must be a monster in the river. ”
Sun Xiaokong nodded with a smile and said, "If nothing else, there should be a demon in this river." ”
Of course.
Looking at the color of the river, Sun Xiaokong knew that this was the Heishui River.
The thirty-second difficulty is the sinking of black water.
And Sun Xiaokong smiled and also discovered that Tang Sanzang was a lot more clever.
Generally, where there are monsters, Tang Sanzang can see it at a glance.
Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Master, this river is ten miles wide, and it is not a problem. ”
"You've just taken a quick step, little meaning. ”
Monk Sha also nodded violently, Tang Sanzang's method of crossing the river was true.
At the beginning, it was a "sigh" in the quicksand river, and I was dragged into the river by myself halfway.