Chapter 5: See if I die completely! (Please follow up!) )
Marveling at the profound boxing skills of that little essay, Li Youzhi closed Weibo and returned to the comment area where he shook his hands.
Originally, most of the people who paid attention to Li Youzhi's Shake were students of Agricultural University, and they knew the cause and effect of the incident.
Now seeing the fairies coming from Weibo, they rushed Li Youzhi regardless of 3721, and they all stood up and hugged their grievances.
However, the disparity in numbers, and the momentum of the fairies to discard the facts, make these justifications seem insignificant.
In less than half an hour, the comment area of Li Youzhi's only two works has been occupied by fairies and completely turned into sewers.
At this time, the female dormitory of Agricultural University was 413 dormitories.
"Susu...... Forget it, there are too many people on the other side, people have brushed hundreds of floors in more than 20 minutes, and we are just four of us, we can't beat it! ”
On the upper bunk, Tu Susu's roommate Han Duoduo had a bitter face and pointed to the comment area on the phone screen.
The other three roommates also reluctantly put down their phones, saying that they really couldn't do anything.
Seeing that his teammates couldn't resist this wave of headwinds, Tu Susu, who was lying on the bed and holding his mobile phone, wrinkled his nose.
"What's wrong with you, I usually open the black canyon, and I haven't seen you cast so fast from 3-30!"
"This is different from playing games, the combat power on the opposite side is too high, and the boxing is one after another, and the concubines really can't scold people......"
"Yes, yes...... Playing against this group of extreme female boxers, can it be the same as playing games......"
Hearing this, Tu Susu, who was wearing a sad frog pajama hat, raised his head slowly, and raised his delicate little eyebrows.
"Isn't that much more fun than a game?"
Got up, the duck sat on the bed, and Tu Susu stretched out a finger: "How fun this little brother is!" It is rare to have such a person who listens to persuasion and has such a high executive ability, and he will do whatever advice he gives him. Don't you think there's a kind of fun in this development game? ”
"Cultivation game?"
The four roommates were stunned.
"You say that, it seems to mean a little bit like that. Real person cultivation? ”
"emmm, it sounds like I played with Traveling Frog a few years ago."
"Bingo!"
Seeing that the roommates fell into their own rhythm, Tu Susu snapped his fingers: "So, now that someone is bullying our frog son, slandering him, humiliating him, and hitting him, what should we do?" ”
"What should I do?"
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After staring at each other with four pairs of clear and stupid eyes in turn, Tu Susu raised his chin.
"Of course, it's to encourage him, comfort him, and let him not be discouraged!"
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Hearing Tu Susu's "enlightenment", the four roommates who had been nurtured by mother's love were instantly full of fighting spirit and picked up their mobile phones again.
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The other end.
Li Youzhi, who was also holding his mobile phone, took a deep breath.
Although the comment area has been blown up by the fairies, a few comments that pop up sporadically still make him feel that the world is ...... There is still beauty!
"Don't be discouraged, little brother, you're already great. As long as you persevere, I believe that sooner or later you will have a counterattack! ”
"After changing the new hairstyle, I feel more energetic, great! Come on! ”
"There is still room for improvement, the suit is not very perfect, probably because the little brother is too fat, there is a rich bag on the back of his neck, and he doesn't look straight in a suit. Suggest little brother to lose weight! ”
"That's right, the little brother is actually okay in height, he looks like he is 1.7778, if he can lose 20 pounds of weight, it is estimated that he will look much better in clothes! Also, the suit you bought today looks so bad.
Men can not have a lot of clothes, but it is better not to make each piece of clothing particularly cheap. Considering that you are still a student and the conditions may not be so generous, it is recommended to work part-time to increase your income.
Although it is a bit secular to say this, the temperament of a boy with money in his wallet and a boy with no money in his wallet is completely different. You can not have too much money, but you can't be so poor that you don't feel confident! ”
Beep!
[Received a suggestion (lose 30 pounds of weight), 5 stars of difficulty, and you can get a B-level treasure chest after completion]
[Received a suggestion (find a part-time job), difficulty 2 stars, and you can get an F-level treasure chest after completion]
Seeing the two new suggested entries refreshed in the system, Li Youzhi took a deep breath.
The aesthetic level of this year's netizens is not very good, but what I am saying now makes a little sense!
What is the most perfect state for a man?
There is money in his pocket, a face and a top temperament!
I obviously have negative scores in all three things now, but it is not a bad idea to improve one of them first.
Thinking of this, Li Youzhi decided to accept these two suggested tasks.
He didn't take those little fairies who bullied him in his eyes.
It's just a group of extremely delicate and self-interested giant babies, and wasting a second with them is their own immaturity.
Look at the essence of things, from the first second he was cyberbullied, he had already counted this account on Zhou Jingyao's head.
Little smash, write a small essay and cyberbully your brother Zhi, right?
Yes.
If you beat yours and I beat mine, you make me uncomfortable on the Internet, brother will let you die in reality!
Who instigates who smashes it!
Throwing the mobile phone on the table, Li Youzhi rushed into the bathroom, washed and undressed in one go.
Tonight he's going to go to bed early to recharge his batteries.
Starting tomorrow...... Part-time, lose weight!
The next day, Li Youzhi got up early in the morning.
Amid the snoring of the men's dormitory, he quietly walked out of the dormitory.
Facing the morning sun at half past six in the morning, he once again came to the pedestrian street at the back gate of the Agricultural University campus.
Before he fell asleep last night, he had cleared his mind.
The two easiest pieces of advice to follow at the moment are finding a part-time job and losing weight, which are not in conflict.
It's nothing more than finding a part-time job that is the hardest and most tiring and pays more.
In this way, the money is also earned, and the fat is also reduced.
With this idea, Li Youzhi quickly found a job in a run near the campus.
This running company is not large, and its main business is to run orders for the dormitories of agricultural universities for nearby shops.
There is no basic salary per piece, ranging from three to five yuan per piece, and the company also allocates a small electric donkey - it's perfect!
After briefly determining the work content with the manager and adding WeChat to each other, Li Youzhi went directly to work.
Not long after, he received the first order of his part-time career.
"Xiao Zhi, Nuan Nuan breakfast shop, deliver four takeaways to the boys' dormitory. There you go! ”
"Gotcha!"
Hearing the manager's instructions, Li Youzhi immediately got up and walked out of the store with the key of the little electric donkey.
Standing on the pedestrian street at eight o'clock in the morning, which had not yet been fully activated, Li Youzhi took a deep breath of the turbid air mixed with car exhaust.
And then...... He took out a white sweatshirt from the bag he was carrying, shook it off vigorously, and put it on his body.
The sweatshirt is mediocre, and it has even been slightly yellowed because it has been worn for too long.
But as soon as Li Youzhi put it on his body, it immediately attracted the sideways glances of a few passers-by around.
Not for anything else, just because there is a conspicuous red marker on the back of the sweatshirt, and two lines of big characters are written impressively;
"Wise people don't fall in love, and unjust seeds pay for licking!
Zhou Jingyao defeated the dog under her skirt and moved bricks back to the blood......"