Chapter 396: On the Theory of Relativity
Xiao Cheng was coaxing to show that he could control the Divine Tree to fight, and when he heard the words 'Meng Mengda', he fell down with a pop, and his face was full of bulls.
"I shouldn't have taught my sister this.,So far,Meng Meng except for shouting'Ah, brother' and so on.,That's what I can say smoothly.,Okay,It's all my own ...... to blame.。 Xiao Cheng got up stupidly, picked up Xiao Meng, and kissed Little Lori's face several times, Xiao Meng kicked her little feet and 'giggled'.
Actually, strictly speaking, Xiao Cheng can't control the Divine Tree to fight, but 'ask his sister for help', but others don't know, so it's better to fool hard.
A giant like Tuoba Fushen is too particular about the rules, he will be killed, and he is not stupid, so he shamelessly gave himself the title of 'controlling the tree'.
Tuoba Fushen glared at Xiao Cheng with ghost eyes, hating to slash him to death with one palm.
"Feeling the fluctuations of the little guy, you can judge that this is a demon whose body is a sacred tree, Xiao Cheng can control beasts, control corpses, and control trees to fight?
"Come, say hello to Aunt Tuoba." Xiao Cheng pointed to Tuoba with an angry face.
Xiao Meng glanced at Tuoba who was covered with blood and soil, and shook his head slowly, looking displeased, because this aunt was not beautiful, but she still obeyed Xiao Cheng's words, and reluctantly pouted and shouted 'Auntie'.
The sweet and glutinous children's voice made Tuoba feel excited, and then, she glared at Xiao Cheng angrily. "She called you brother, but you asked her to call me aunt? What does that mean, do you mean I'm old?"
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched when they heard this. "Compared to Xiao Cheng's age, do you think that you are young in your twenties?" Thinking like this in my heart, who dares to interject? Can't you see the oversized divine phoenix suspended on Tuoba Fushen's head? That's a real divine beast, not an energy condensation, I'll take it!
Without waiting for Xiao Cheng to return to Tuoba, Xiao Meng made a move, she raised her head and glanced at the ancient battle body suspended in the sky behind Xiao Cheng, turned her head to look at the colorful phoenix in the sky opposite, and suddenly, flew out.
Little Lori flew too fast, and landed on the back of the phoenix in the blink of an eye, stretched out her little hand to hold one of the phoenix's colorful feathers, giggled, and shouted: "Big bird, yay,...... Big Bird, Hairy ... Looks good, huh,...... I want hair".
Seeing this scene, everyone's eyes almost flew out.
Tuoba felt smoke coming out of his head. "What is that little girl shouting? Big Bird...... Mao...?"
Tuoba turned his head and glared at Xiao Cheng, who was embarrassed and wanted to burrow into the hole.
Xiao Cheng: ......?
"To ...... Ahh Xiao Meng strained herself, pulled out a colorful feather, and the phoenix screamed in pain.
This phoenix feather is colorful and hundreds of meters long, and the little Lori carried this thing, flew back, landed in front of Xiao Cheng, and sent it to Xiao Cheng with a look of 'I'm very good, praise me' on her face.
Xiao Cheng was helpless, patted the little girl's head and said, "You are the best." Xiao Meng giggled, dancing with her hands, and hated to raise her little head to the sky.
Children are praised for this virtue, and Meng Meng is more exaggerated.
Actually, she still wanted to shout 'Meng Mengda' for her brother to hug, but Xiao Cheng said that this would only be allowed to be used once in a while.
"Like, my brother doesn't like me to use it a lot, so okay, let's not say anything cute." The little one bit his little finger and looked pensive.
What made everyone stupid was that the phoenix just screamed, and then didn't react at all, floating there like a stake, without the intention of attacking little Lori.
Xiao Cheng smiled, pointed to the colorful phoenix and said, "Sisters, it's interesting enough, I'm optimistic about you." He was at the phoenix.
People are not uncommon to pay attention to him, rolled his eyes, the white area of his eyes occupies ninety, it can be seen how big the disdain in his heart is, flapping his wings and taking off, shrinking into a cloud of colorful light, and quickly flying away, I don't know where he landed on Yuheng Island.
Looking at this scene in astonishment, Tuoba's face was quite ugly
Xiao Cheng put away the phoenix feathers, let Xiao Meng shrink, return to sleep on top of his head, lift the transformation, control the ancient battle body to dissipate, and put away Sadako......... Swallow the pill, the wound heals, and the bones are automatically connected to the middle...... , busy and happy.
Looking at Xiao Cheng's series of actions, Tuoba Fu Shen knew that this competition was drawn.
No matter how unhappy she was in her heart, anyway, it was a fact that she didn't defeat Xiao Cheng, and in the same way, Xiao Cheng couldn't help her, everyone was watching, was it a tie or something?
Tuoba is full of ups and downs, it is not a taste, he was forced to be flattened by a rising star, no matter how he thinks about it, it is not a happy thing, not to mention, when he thinks of what will follow, Xiao Cheng will put forward a certain condition, Tuoba will not be able to repeat the incident, and resolutely refuse to agree to Xiao Cheng's proposal, but unfortunately, I want to regret it at this time, it is too late!
Xiao Cheng controlled his injuries, rushed out, and fell into the sea with a pop, how can he see people?
Lifting the transformation state is a smooth and slippery state, but fortunately, the black ash that was struck by lightning is very thick, covering the body, and jumping into the sea water to soak, the body will gradually appear.
"Ahh , ......!"
When the female cultivators saw the man taking a bath in front of their eyes, their faces turned red in an instant, and they scolded this person for being a hooligan, and they all turned around and didn't look at it.
Xiao Cheng didn't care, he washed it very carefully. "Lao Tzu is soaking in the seawater, you can't see anything, why do you make a shy, can it be more exaggerated?" he shouted while washing: "Floating and sinking sister, your image is also quite miserable, why don't you come over and take a bath?"
Tuoba's eyes stood up in an instant, and he scolded, 'Bubble your sister', waved his hand fiercely, and flew into the Holy Maiden's Hall like lightning to heal, bathe, and change clothes, and no longer looked embarrassed Xiao Cheng.
However, she did not refuse the title of Fu Shen Sister, in public and private, being called by Xiao Cheng is not a bad thing for Yuheng Dojo, this matter Tuoba Ups and Downs can still be understood.
She is arrogant, but a young man from the Eight Heavens Gate who can tie with her is qualified to match her brother and sister, unless she is not happy.
Isn't she happy? Apparently not. What does it mean to be reckless and immeasurable? How could such a vast and knowledgeable female cultivator not understand Tuoba Ups and Downs? Therefore, her attitude had changed at this time.
The elders naturally perceived it clearly, and they all breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, and made a feud with the reckless and immeasurable battle body, which was a great event, but fortunately, the head of the sect did not continue to be stubborn, which had something to do with his teacher's appearance.
After saying a few words to the bird, Tuoba fell into silence, and apparently, continued to retreat, and everyone did not dare to disturb him.
A shameless man bathed in the shallow sea of the island, and the nuns of Yuheng cursed and dispersed under the orders of the elders, and the elders also returned to the temple of the Holy Maiden.
Only Hua Ming didn't care about finding a seaside boulder to sit on, breathing the free air freely, waiting for the factory owner to come up, this guy's eyes looked at Xiao Cheng from time to time, which made Xiao Cheng very embarrassed.
"I said, Sister Hua Ming, you are also a woman, why don't you know how to avoid suspicion? Don't always look at me with your thoughts, I'm thin-skinned, don't scare me."
Xiao Cheng sank to the bottom of the shallow sea and transmitted the voice to Hua Ming.
"Cut, Lord, what are you embarrassed about? As far as you are a chicken, do I rarely see it? It's just that I care about your injuries." Hua Ming sent back such a sentence.
"Jian Qi, don't open which pot to mention!" Xiao Cheng panicked, hurriedly put on his clothes, and protected himself from being impregnated by the water vapor, and rushed out of the seawater, the water waves were rolling, and pointed like a sword, pointing at the flower tea on the boulder with a carefree face.
"What, is this your order?" asked Hua Ming.
Xiao Cheng was angry. "Not really, but ......."
"But the head, if it's not an order, you can't control the old lady, you are a boy chicken. Such a big person, don't you know how to find a daughter-in-law? The master of the dignified West Factory, whose appearance, height, and supernatural powers have all evolved, why don't you have a daughter-in-law? Lord, do you think I want to despise you?
Among the core disciples of the great nobles and major sects in the four continents and two regions, which of the young people is not a group of Taoist couples? Except for the bald donkeys and sisters-in-law of the Mahayana Buddhism, who go against human ethics, there is no single person.
You're good, with such a skill, you can force Pingtu Tuoba to rise and fall, or is it a pink and tender boy chicken? This appearance, it's the people from the West Factory who are lost, and my subordinates also have face, don't they?
In this way, if you can't find a daughter-in-law for a while, first find a Qinglou Oiran or something, and become a real man first, don't be seen through the essence of the boy chicken at a glance everywhere, shame."
"Your uncle, Hua Ming, if you don't open the roof for a day, Lao Tzu is willing to guard himself like a jade and be a boy chicken, you are too lenient, right? Damn, today I am desperate to save you from the devil's cave, you don't say thank you, you should also speak respectfully, right? What kind of attitude do you have?"
Xiao Cheng was almost blown up, stepping on the sea and shouting with flowers.
"The lord should not wronged his subordinates, it is because of gratitude to Dade that his subordinates cannot watch the factory owner be embarrassed. You said that you, with such an identity, such a handsome face, a lot of money, great ability, and everything is strong, how can you not have a woman?
A man without a woman can only be called a boy, and he will never grow up, and his subordinates don't care about the authority of the Lord, so they give advice. Loyalty is good for deeds, you don't need your subordinates to explain to you, right?" Hua Ming's face was full of grievances.
"...... you?" Xiao Cheng felt a breath of air blocking his throat, and he didn't know what to say.
This world is really like this, a capable man has no woman, he is still a child, this Nima is different from a woman, no one admires its purity, not to mention, and will laugh at it behind his back for having psychological problems.
Powerful and good-looking, but childlike, who doesn't doubt that there is a problem. R1058