This morning, Li Youzhi himself was holding his breath!

These recruiting units that come from the school recruitment meeting do have those with a good reputation in the industry, but there are very few recruitment positions in this kind of unit, and HR comes to pick and choose a few resumes and no longer open after completing the KPI.

Some state-owned enterprises such as Rongying Group asked for their parents' information as soon as they came up, and made it clear that they didn't vote for their resumes.

These big companies are actually quite good, and the recruitment booths of those small companies are really outrageous!

All kinds of PUA, painting pies, making requests, talking about dedication, but the only thing is not to talk about salary.

Li Youzhi thought that his qualifications were not bad, but the few companies that submitted their resumes still picked and chose with that brilliant resume, and finally gave a response to go back and wait for the notice.

Like Huang Ming's, it is obviously the kind of leather bag company with more than a dozen or even a few people. The people who come to apply for jobs are PUA, and a low-cost basic salary is offered, and they are ready to use fresh graduates as big animals.

With Zhou Yuan, Gu Dong and others returned to the school recruitment meeting, Li Youzhi took his resume and searched for a while, and found the "Mountain and Sea Advertisement".

Seeing the big words on the other party's information board that said "Media Department, Acting Department Fresh graduates are preferred, operation, short video actors, choreographers, editors, and a large number of positions in the post-production", he walked forward directly.

The HR and two staff members at the scene were tasting the food in the canteen of the Agricultural University, apparently having already eaten lunch.

Seeing Li Youzhi, who was sitting in front of the booth with his resume, the beautiful female HR waved her hand.

"Well, didn't you see our lunch break?"

Da Ma Jindao sat on the stool, and looked up and down at the female HR with Erlang's legs crossed and the silk in his pants with stiletto heels, and Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

"And when are you going to start?"

Raising his hand to look at the delicate women's watch on his wrist, HR casually responded.

"Fifteen minutes left, if you want to apply for a resume and submit a resume, go over there and wait first, and come back in twenty minutes."

Li Youzhi's buttocks didn't move, he looked at the HR in front of him with his left leg and his right leg, and raised Erlang's leg in a learned manner.

"Oh, do you not understand the words or what? I told you we had a lunch break. If you want to apply, go outside and wait! ”

Faced with HR's dissatisfaction, Li Youzhi smiled faintly.

Why do you really want to use this as your company?

This is the territory of our agricultural university, okay!

"Why should I go outside and wait? Don't you have a lunch break? Then you can take a break, I'll line up here to take a seat, so that other classmates won't grab it from me for a while. ”

This man! Why can't you see the height of your eyebrows?

Just when this HR wanted to coax Li Youzhi away, some students who had been rejected N times in the morning and came over after lunch to continue fighting had already begun to enter.

The recruitment booth of Mountain and Sea Advertising was quite close to the aisle, and when they saw Li Youzhi, some students hurriedly walked over.

"President, are you here so early at noon?"

"How many votes did you cast in the morning?"

"Don't talk! I didn't see that the president was applying, so I'll talk about it later. ”

"Oooh oh ......"

Seeing that there were so many classmates who knew Li Youzhi, the attitude of the female HR was a little more correct.

Sitting up straight, she coughed lightly.

He put down his legs, put the stiletto heel on the ground on his feet, and sat opposite Li Youzhi with a stool. After taking Li Youzhi's resume, he tapped on the table with a ballpoint pen.

"Since you are so eager, let's talk about it, why did you come to our company to submit your resume?"

Alas......

Li Youzhi laughed angrily.

This IQ can also be used as HR, and your company should indeed recruit some people to improve the average IQ.

"There are more than 200 companies in the school recruitment meeting today, is the probability that I will submit my resume in front of your booth is very low?"

was a little out of breath when Li Youzhi was choked by a word, and then saw the students behind him covering their mouths and snickering, and the female HR's tone was angry.

"What position would you like to apply for?"

"Short video actor, I'm good at this."

Li Youzhi pointed to the two articles on the information board.

The female HR nodded and snorted;

"Well, it's not bad on my resume. But that's what happens to you as a campus drama club, and we still have to re-train it after we get to the company. And as a short video actor, your image is too ordinary.

After coming to our company, you may have to start with the basics, including editing post-production and shooting assistant...... Alas, do you know how to drive, do you have a driver's license? Sometimes we need a temporary driver for exterior shooting, and it's best if you have a license and can drive.

And this English, I think you've passed level 4, this is a bit insufficient, after all, sometimes we also receive orders from overseas, and the English ability will improve faster if you have stronger English skills......"

Here it is, here it is, CPU it's coming!

Looking at the female HR opposite swaying the high heels hooked on her feet on one side and picking at the resume on the other, Li Youzhi showed a kind smile.

Patiently, listening to the other party's criticism of his resume from beginning to end, Li Youzhi secretly waved his hand to Zhou Yuan, who had already begun to do it behind him.

"Is there anything else?"

"No, our company is more flexible in recruitment. If you want to come to our company, we can give you an interview now. If you can perform well, we can hire you now, and you can come to work tomorrow. ”

Seeing that the other party finally finished speaking, Li Youzhi nodded.

"Okay, since you're done, let me ask, how is the salary of our company?"

Hearing Li Youzhi's question, HR's brows furrowed suddenly.

"Why are your freshmen so impetuous? I haven't met yet, and I came up to ask about salary and treatment? The salary of our company is 500 for three months during the internship period, and it is 8-12K after becoming a regular. ”

Okay, okay......

Hearing the reply given by HR, Li Youzhi felt that his anger value had accumulated enough, and the skill forward swing had been completed.

Silently standing up from the stool, he reached out and pulled his resume back from HR's hand.

"What are you doing?"

Do?

Dry Revolution!

Holding the resume in his hand, Li Youzhi grinned.

"Should I call you HR or SB? What kind of hire do you recruit for the internship period of 500 yuan? You can just go and recruit volunteers! ”

Behind him, those classmates who had just witnessed HR's provocation in every possible way, and who were also angry, heard his angry scolding, and instantly felt that the evil fire in their hearts spurted out of Li Youzhi's mouth!

I'm blanching, refreshing!

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 319 points!

Hearing an amazing value entry prompt from his ear, Li Youzhi took a deep breath and began to output!

"Why is it 8-12k after becoming a regular, can there be a chance to become a regular? It's almost time to turn into a regular one, just find a reason to fire me, and then recruit a big injustice to you as a cow and horse for three months, right? ”

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 411 points!

"A typical leather bag company like yours is under-pedaled sewing machines! Saying that you are a company is promoting you, you are a typical gang! ”

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 555 points!

"Fresh graduates are preferred, train newcomers, and I train Nima! Do you think that fresh graduates have no social experience and are easier to deceive? You bastards, CCTV legal channel in the morning and evening. Nothing! I also give 500 ...... a month."

In front of a group of students behind him who were so comfortable that they were trembling, Li Youzhi directly took out five red tickets from his pocket and threw them on HR's face with a snap.

"I'll give you five hundred, Zhou Yuan, Gu Dong!"

"Brother Zhi, what's going on!"

Hearing Li Youzhi's greeting, Zhou Yuan, who had been gearing up for a long time, walked up with the corners of his mouth shutting down.

Sitting on a stool, Li Youzhi pointed to the company's recruitment booth.

"Take down their signs for me and throw them in the trash! The trash cans outside the school, the trash cans of the Agricultural University, can't hold such dirty garbage! ”

"Gotcha!"

With Li Youzhi's command, Zhou Yuan and Gu Dong dragged down the signboard of "Mountain and Sea Advertisement" on the recruitment booth and the recruitment information posted on the tent, and walked to the outside of the school.

The awnings for school recruitment are all provided by the school, and they stand under the stall where there is no plaque and only one table left. Looking at the more and more agricultural students gathered around, listening to the young voices or indignant or gloating discussions, the female HR painted her face with thick makeup, which was flushed with lead.

"If I let you get a job in this school recruitment, I will have your last name!"

Looking at the trembling finger pointing at him, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows, happy.

"Fuck you, who has a girl like you?"

"Hahaha!"

"Brother Zhi, hero!"

"The grass is special, if the next warrior hero of LOL is not Li Youzhi, Lao Tzu will delete the number!"

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 1032 points!

Hearing another amazing value entry prompt in his ear, Li Youzhi let out a long breath.

Ma Dan, cool is cool.

This evil breath came out, but what should I do if I suggested the task?

Just when Li Youzhi was secretly distressed, outside the crowd.

Looking at those jubilant and excited classmates, and seeing Li Youzhi who was surrounded in the crowd, Huang Ming pursed his mouth and clenched his fists tightly.

He never thought that he would think that Li Youzhi was very handsome one day.

……

Tearing down the signboard of the advertising company, seeing that the other party went to the career guidance center to complain, he was no longer in the mood to mess with the school recruitment meeting, Li Youzhi returned to the dormitory.

Kicking a group of rebels out of the dormitory, he threw himself on the bed and turned on his phone.

In the comment area of Shaking Hands, more than 2,000 new replies were swiped in one morning.

Without exception, all of them are fun people who ask about their recruitment.

"How is the battle of Xiao Zhi's morning school recruitment meeting? Still not a quick report? ”

"Hahaha, needless to say, it must be a failure to sink into the sand, it's not that I haven't experienced school recruitment, what kind of person can find a satisfactory job in school recruitment?"

"Little brother is in such good shape now, otherwise don't look for a job, I'll introduce you to a club, you can earn five thousand a night!"

"Blanch! The sand sculpture in front, you really want the little brother to die, right? The kind of club you mentioned now has a lot of female guests joining a group! After two months, people will be dry! ”

"Hahaha, why hasn't my brother moved all morning! Live broadcast! It is recommended that the little brother broadcast live, no matter what the result of the application is, it is to give us a live broadcast! ”

Beep!

Receive the recommended task (live broadcast of the application process) with a difficulty of 3 stars, and you can get an F-level treasure chest after completing it.

Seeing the new tasks refreshed on the system panel, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

Wall knock!

At the same time, a WeChat message prompt popped up on his phone.

"Brother Zhi, hurry up and flash people! Just now, that HR went to the job center to complain, and now the leader of the job center is taking people to your dormitory! ”

Pressing the message sent by Wang Hui with his finger, Li Youzhi pursed his lips and glanced at the latest two tasks on the system panel;

1. Live broadcast the application process, the difficulty is 3 stars, and you can get an F-level treasure chest after completion.

2. Participate in the school recruitment meeting and attend as many interviews as possible. This quest is a floating quest, the higher the completion, the higher the level of the reward chest.

Today is today!

Fluttering sat up from the bed suddenly, and Li Youzhi directly sent a voice message to Wang Hui.

"Brother Hui, you can tell your classmates now and help me submit my resume! Just look for those companies with harsh conditions, low wages and salaries, but easy to enter! Tell them to leave my phone number on their resumes and I'll help them with the interview when the time comes! ”

Anyway, it's like this, it's better to turn him upside down!

Pretending to be thorough and destroying must be powerful.

it, it's over!

PS: I'm sorry, I went to the hospital in the morning, and the update was late.

(End of chapter)