Chapter 139: College Students Rectify the Workplace! (Three more 10,000 words for a monthly pass!) )

A group of people who got up early in the morning and had nothing to do, or had fun checking in and fishing, originally thought that what they saw was the plot of Li Youzhi being pressed on the ground and rubbed by the interviewer.

After all, everyone has experienced it when they graduate and find a job.

For most people, it's not a particularly good memory.

As everyone knows; Most of the happiness in this world comes from the miserable situation of others.

If you ask a group of fun people to go through the job search all over again, they will definitely not be happy. But if you want them to watch other people apply for jobs, then they can climax in minutes!

However, through Li Youzhi's live broadcast, hearing his such irascible and radical interview method, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded directly!

"Nima, am I old? Has the interview method of this class of college students been upgraded to like this? ”

"You can stay up late, you can work overtime, you can't kill me! It's so special! ”

"Ah...... Why is he so awesome, is he so awesome, does his family know? ”

"I squirted a mouthful of lemonade onto the keyboard! Little brother, don't you want to be so grumpy! ”

Suddenly stunned, and suddenly laughed crazy! Kill Ah, Nima! Little brother is awesome, he said what I didn't dare to come out back then! ”

"Why is there no picture of Ma Dan, I want to see the picture, I want to see the face of HR. Little brother, I advise you to slap your phone on HR's face, I want to see the current expression of his face!!! ”

Beep!

Received an amazing value of 1022 points!

Beep!

Receive a suggested task (put the camera of your phone on HR's face and show it to netizens) with a difficulty of 2 stars, and you can get an F-level reward chest after completion.

Interview site.

Hearing the two system prompts in his ears, Li Youzhi directly picked up his schoolbag, took out his mobile phone, and pointed the camera at the messy HR.

In the barrage, Li Youzhi blinked and smiled.

"Leader, is there anything else you'd like to ask?"

"Get out!"

Get out, just go, get out!

Looking at the thunderous interviewer, Li Youzhi, who successfully received an F-level treasure chest, flashed directly.

It's not that I'm afraid of this HR, but it's mainly because of the limited time - this day, I have to interview more than 20 companies!

Time is money, time is reward!

After coming out of the media company, Li Youzhi came to a trading company more than a kilometer nearby without stopping - it said it was commerce, but in fact, it was engaged in online delivery.

When he entered the company's human resources department, there were already two interviewers in front of him who looked like fresh graduates.

Sitting on a bench in the corridor, Li Youzhi looked at his phone.

In just over half an hour, the number of people in the live broadcast room has soared to 2000+!

Looking at the crazy screen swiping in the barrage, let himself make persistent efforts and maintain the interview style just now, Li Youzhi simply changed the name of the live broadcast room to "Sexy graduates, rectify the workplace online".

The main hit is a hot one!

Sure enough, this name has more drainage than the previous one.

When the interview assistant called Li Youzhi's name, the number of people in the live broadcast room had risen to 3000+!

Putting his mobile phone in his bag and putting it away, Li Youzhi strode into the conference hall that temporarily served as an interview room.

No. 2 HR, who was sitting behind the long table, nodded slightly, and sat down on the chair.

"Zhou Yuan, right?"

This time, HR didn't even care if Li Youzhi matched the photo, and was straightforward;

"Let's start the interview now."

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing that the aura of No. 2 HR was relatively stable, Li Youzhi decided to take the initiative!

"Our time is precious, so leader, I think we can be honest. If you have any ideas, you can express them directly, so that the two-way choice does not delay each other's time. ”

was directly led by Li Youzhi, and No. 2 HR frowned and raised his head.

After watching Li Youzhi up and down half, he was happy.

"Well, I like the way you young people speak. Then we are straightforward during the period, our company has a lot of business, and it is relatively miscellaneous. Can you accept overtime without overtime pay? ”

Hearing the question of No. 2 HR, the barrage in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room surged!

"Wozhnyima, this is really a shame!"

"If you can ask this kind of question, the company is probably very aggressive, and the salary will definitely not be very high."

"Hey...... My current company is like this, if you want to do it, you have to work overtime until 10:11 every day, not to mention the special overtime pay, and the salary is not paid on time! ”

"Really, I've found that the busier and more often overtime companies tend to be, the worse the work efficiency and the more deductible the boss is!"

"No way...... It's basically like this now. To put it bluntly, the company just pays you the full salary and feels that it is a loss, and always wants you to make up for it. Damn, when I interviewed me, I said that I worked eight hours and had two days off every week, and the result was 997 every week. No way...... I didn't dare to change jobs, and when I left my job, the mortgage and car loan were broken, alas, ......"

I don't know that netizens in the live broadcast room were wailing, and Li Youzhi smashed his mouth.

"Leader, I can accept going to work without pay."

In the face of Li Youzhi's answer, the eyebrows of No. 2 HR were twisted into the word "Sichuan".

"Are you kidding me?"

"Aren't you kidding first?"

staring at Li Youzhi's standard smiling face, No. 2 HR's forehead burst into bruises.

"Our company's corporate culture is more wolf-like, and the employee hierarchy within the company is relatively distinct. There are tigers in Zhenshan, eagles with foresight, desperate wolves, and loyal dogs. What kind of person do you think you will be when you join the company? ”

Oops!

Looking at the fierce expression of No. 2 HR, as well as the problem of directly characterizing and trying to CPU himself, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

"Leader, it depends on how much you pay me. If you give me 10,000 a month, then I will be a dragon crossing the river! If you give me a thousand a month, then I will be a black sheep, a stick that stirs up, and maggots in the dung......"

After seriously saying to No. 2 HR, whose expression was gradually distorted, Li Youzhi smiled and handed the choice to No. 2 HR.

"Leader, what kind of person do you think I should be?"

was stared at by Li Youzhi's innocent gaze, and the temples of No. 2 HR suddenly swooped out.

Syllable!

As the red pencil in his hand was choked off by the waist, the roar of HR No. 2 resounded through the conference room.

"Down, one, bit!"

Beep!

Current Interview Progress/2, Abort the mission to obtain E-level treasure chests.

Beep!

Received an amazing value of 2611 points!

With Li Youzhi's second interview "failure", netizens in the live broadcast room have burst into laughter;

"Damn, this interview method is so special and aggressive!"

"Laugh at me Nima, where is the little brother so angry, come to HR to vent!"

"Why do you call this an interview? You're going to let the interviewer die! ”

"Hahahaha laughed at me Nima, then HR is in a hurry, he is in a hurry!"

"My stupid colleague asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone, and I listened to my brother's live interview live, and he is now kneeling on the boss's head!"

"Energetic, energetic! Don't stop, little brother continue! I don't brush Odbiao today, it's up to you to interview! ”

Not surprisingly, he was kicked out of the company for the second time, and watching the progress of the task refreshed again, Li Youzhi picked up his mobile phone and looked at the time.

Seeing that the time had unconsciously reached nine o'clock, Li Youzhi felt that he had to speed up the progress.

In this way, 20 interview companies can't finish it, and they can't finish it at all!

Thinking so, he directly stopped a taxi.

At this time, the number of online people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 5000+, and many netizens who have been pushed and drained see the black screen and the whirring engine sound, and they are directly confused.

"The newcomer asked weakly, what the hell is this live broadcast room? What are you more than 8,000 people watching? ”

"Look at God!"

With the question of this new netizen, a formation was instantly brushed up in the live broadcast room.

Just when the newcomer netizens saw the barrage brushing up on the pitch-black screen, and they couldn't figure out what God meant, after a burst of noise, human voices came from the live broadcast room;

"Let me tell you, this position requires you to be proficient in using various office software, and be ready to travel at any time, and be on call for the company 24 hours a day. Then our salary is paid in two months, is it acceptable? ”

"Yes, then I can press you to work for two months?"

"Are you sick? Can you have a good interview? ”

"Yes, you can continue, leader."

"Our company's salary range is 1000-8000."

"That's 1000?"

"Well, you can't think like that. When the company develops well in the future, you will naturally be able to get 8,000. ”

"Then such a leader, this is my phone number, you keep it, and I will come to the interview when the company develops!"

"Hey, you? You're seriously ill! ”

Hearing the angry scolding of the middle-aged woman HR in the dark live broadcast room, the new netizens ...... Exploded!

"it, hero!"

"I can't laugh anymore, I was looking for a job for half a year after the interview, I was thinking about how to deal with those HR, after so many years, someone finally opened my mind. It's comfortable! ”

"Ahhh Orgasm on the spot! God, this is the true God! Wife, come out and watch God with the Bull Demon King! ”

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 3218 points!

"At present, our company does not have five insurances and one housing fund, and the intern's salary is 500 per month, and there is no Saturday and Sunday off."

"Monday to Friday off?"

"No, you misunderstood, we're endless."

"Then I don't think you can say that you can't say that you have no rest, a monthly salary of 500, no rest days, then you are indefinite! It's the same treatment as the labor prisoners in the detention center! ”

Beep!

Received XP points, 3801 points!

"Our company's interns have an internship period of three months, and there is no salary for these three months, can you accept it?"

"Then no one will come when I intern, no problem, right?"

"Is there something wrong with your brain? Young people, don't be so short-sighted! Won't you get a salary when you become a regular? ”

"Then won't I have to come back to work after I turn regular?"

"Down, one, bit!"

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 4001 points!

With Li Youzhi's skillful use of logic repeatedly, the reverse pie, innocent, and enterprise-level understanding will make one HR mad after another, and the fun people in the live broadcast room can't laugh anymore.

By three o'clock in the afternoon, the number of online people in the live broadcast room had reached 10,000+!

At this time, Li Youzhi's task completion has also reached 11!

Tons of tons of ...... Ha!

After drinking most of the bottles of mineral water in one go, moistening his dry and burning throat, Li Youzhi wiped his face with the remaining water.

patted the mouth that had been numb for a few days, and patted the leg that had also run numb, he arched his smile and walked into the 12th interview company.

"Hello, you called me yesterday, and I came for an interview."

Walking into this media company called Xinhao Culture, Li Youzhi went straight to the personnel department on the third floor.

However, the moment several interviewers in the personnel department saw Li Youzhi, they all suddenly became excited!

"Shut the door, close the door !!"

With a loud roar from HR in the room, a girl who looked a little cute closed the door with one arrow step.

But embarrassingly, she also shut herself out.

Looking directly at Li Youzhi, who was puzzled and dissatisfied, the girl shrunk her neck, and her voice trembled slightly.

"Big, big brother...... Let's go, you've been blocked by the human resources group in Rongcheng...... That, that company doesn't work either...... They don't pay their salaries on time, and I, I'm ready to quit too......"

“……”

Looking at the girl's frightened deer-like demeanor, Li Youzhi grinned.

Scald!

Brother Zhi, I haven't had enough fun!

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 8100 points!

Hearing another system prompt in his ear, Li Youzhi silently took out his mobile phone.

At this time, the live broadcast room has exploded.

After hearing the news that Li Youzhi had been blocked by the human resources group, the musicians turned on the carnival mode.

"Congratulations to my little brother for being cut off from the workplace from now on!"

"Hahahaha, I'm happy at the end of the day! But the little brother couldn't find a job in the local area, and suddenly felt a little guilty. It feels like a ...... Thai pants spicy! ”

"Little brother don't cry, we praise you!"

"Oh, no, I laughed and burst into tears. Damn, I watched my brother's interview for a day, and I didn't even eat lunch. But there is also a little bit of distress, this class of college students is too difficult. ”

"yes, it's too hard. It can be seen that the little brother is here today to scare HR, but these HR recruitment companies should really have such a person to clean up. What are these recruitment conditions? ”

"+1, where is this recruitment? This is just looking for a donkey for the production team! It's okay to find a donkey, you've got enough carrots! ”

"Damn, after laughing, I feel sorry for my little brother. Nowadays, it is too difficult for college students to find a good job on their own after graduation. Alas, a small sports car is presented, come on, little brother! ”

"Little brother, don't look for a job. Find a job, start your own business, start a company, and be a boss! ”

"Huh? Don't say anything in front, this one is really good! It is recommended that the little brother start his own company and be his own boss! ”

Beep!

[Receive the suggested quest (start a company, be your own boss), difficulty 5 stars, and get a C-level treasure chest after the reward]

Beep!

[Suggested task (attend the school recruitment meeting and attend as many interviews as possible), completed]

[Final Completion Progress: 12]

【B-level Reward Chest Distribution......】

[Congratulations to the user, get the intermediate [Leadership Aura], note: When facing subordinates, your prestige is increased by 30%, your persuasive power is increased by 30%, and your mobilization power is increased by 30%. PS: Raise your arms and exhale, all hearts are one! Domineering President Happy Ring! 】

Seeing the new tasks that were refreshed again in the list of suggested tasks, and the aura of grace opening out of the reward treasure chest of floating tasks, Li Youzhi pulled his face.

The domineering president Happy Ring is okay...... But the advice of starting a company......

('^) a group of crumb netizens!

In this economic situation, you persuade me to start a business?

I'm going to jump into a dry well with your child, right?

Scold!

The other end.

Agricultural University, Student Affairs Office.

"Director Wang, Dean Chen. Come on, come on, look, look! What is it! Look at this Li Youzhi and look at the good students you have cultivated! ”

Slapping the coffee table fiercely, shaking the water cup on the coffee table, Lu Yuanfu pointed to the mobile phone chat record on the desktop, and roared angrily.

In his angry anger, Wang Mingqi, director of the Student Affairs Office, Chen Delu, dean of the School of Film and Television, and Zhong Sheng, vice president of Agricultural University, all locked their eyes on their mobile phones.

"Lightning protection! Don't hire fresh graduates of Agricultural University! I don't have any skills, and the salary requirements are extremely high! ”

"I'm so angry, big guys, pay attention, don't use it for fresh graduates of Agricultural University! the whole prick! ”

Seeing the messages sent by many HRs in the Rongcheng human resources group above, the eyes of the three of them became solemn.

(End of chapter)