Chapter 154: The cultural level of the city that never sleeps has suffered a fatal blow! (Ask for a commuter pass!) )
Li Youzhi's live broadcast room.
was sandwiched between the two stubborn and stubborn Tang Tiger Ben, and faced the young lady of the dancer with a bewildered face in the face of Li Youzhi's question, netizens burst into laughter;
"What the hell is this? Serious people watching "Journey to the West", who will remember what kind of monkey Monkey King is, ah, the soul is light! ”
"It's so tricky! I think you're just embarrassed little sister! ”
"Hahahaha, screenshot of the young lady's expression! Hopelessly illiterate sense of déjà vu! ”
"So...... What kind of monkey is it? Curiosity has been piqued! ”
At the scene, looking at the young lady of the dance performance, she was completely stunned, as if her whole brain was about to go down, Li Youzhi raised his hand and stroked the slightly upturned I-shaped mustache, and hooked the corners of his mouth.
"It seems that in this city that never sleeps, the cultural level of my Datang employees still needs to be improved. Tell you, you remember; In the true and false Monkey King paragraph, the Buddha once said that the Monkey King is a Lingming stone monkey! Remember, if a tourist asks you this question in the future, don't fall into the reputation of my Tang Dynasty's Wenzhi Dacheng again! ”
In the face of Li Youzhi's earnest teaching and earnest advice, Miss Chomei's mouth was pursed.
How can any tourist ask such a tricky question!
However, before she could complain, the "Tang Taizong" in front of her intensified.
"It seems that you don't know much about "Journey to the West", Tang poetry is familiar, right?"
Faced with Li Youzhi's question, the young lady's eyes instantly regained their brilliance.
As a performer in the Tang Dynasty that never sleeps, sister, I listen to Tang poems and go to work!
Seeing the young lady nodding frantically, Li Youzhi smiled: "I am in the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, and there are countless famous poets, which is a treasure of Chinese civilization. I ask you; What is the next sentence of the bright moonlight in front of the bed? ”
"Suspected frost on the ground!"
Seeing the young lady's regained look, Li Youzhi smiled to show his approval.
"And when and what time was this poem written?"
Burst!
Hearing Li Youzhi's third question, not to mention the netizens in the live broadcast room, even Liu Meng and Zhou Yuan, who were holding the young lady on the left and the right, couldn't help but spray!
Hearing the laughter of the two armorers on the left and right, whose faces were hidden behind their pockets, like holding back their fart, the beautiful apricot eyes of the young lady completely lost their luster.
Holy ...... Or you'll kill me!"
I can't think of such a tricky question without a ten-year history of mental illness!
All the musicians in the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy, and with the barrage area hahahaha, the number of likes soared rapidly;
"Lingming stone monkey, I put up with it, it is indeed mentioned in the book. But who memorizes Tang poems and goes to see when it was written! ”
"I feel sorry for Miss Dance, this is not a problem that normal people can come up with!"
"Blanch! I especially memorize Tang poems, except for Li Bai and Du Fu, I can't even remember the author's name! Who can remember when a poem was written? ”
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Li Youzhi showed a polite smile.
He didn't want to know about this question, and he didn't learn it from a language book.
However, when I was in junior high school, there was such a big problem in the final physics paper, and I killed the top students in the class at that time.
For the only time the logistics exam did not have a full score, Li Youzhi was anxious.
"Don't know? Then you listen up; This poem was written in 726 A.D., the fourteenth year of the reign of my great-grandson Xuanzong Li Longji, and it is known from the brightness of the moonlight and the atmosphere of frost on the ground that it was written around September 15.
According to the angle of the autumn moon, it can be seen that this poem was written around 9 o'clock in the evening. According to the sunrise and the daily life and rest, this night Li Bai, a kid, was a little insomnia, so he wrote this famous poem through the ages. ”
patted the young lady who wanted to cry without tears, and Li Youzhi stood over.
"Alright, let's take a group photo!"
Through the screen of the live broadcast room, I saw Li Youzhi with a group of angry armor soldiers, squeezing the weak young lady in the middle, and the whole thief fell into the painting style of the police team, netizens and tourists around it hahaha.
But after laughing, I thought about the tricky question that Li Youzhi raised just now, and the answer that was engraved in my mind just once......
The number of likes in the live broadcast room began to soar wildly!
“666! Although these questions are a bit quirky and tricky, this Q&A format is very interesting! ”
"Indeed, I now know that the Monkey King's breed is the Lingming Stone Monkey, and I also know that "Silent Night Thoughts" was written in 726 AD, and it was around nine o'clock in the evening on September 15!"
"Ah......hh It's itchy, itchy! It's not good, it's knowledge! It's the feeling of knowledge pouring into my brain! ”
"If my Chinese teacher had taught me like this, would I not have been admitted to Peking University?"
"Hahaha, it's hard to die for the young lady of the city that never sleeps, so please continue, don't let go of any of the staff in the city that never sleeps!"
Beep!
Received an amazing value, 15261 points!
Hearing a soft sound in his ears, Li Youzhi stroked his beard and raised his eyebrows.
Seeing that the performance of the goddess of the Tang Dynasty not far away had ended, the actor who played Wu Zetian was waving to the audience, Li Youzhi pinched the jade belt around his waist and raised his hand.
"Go, restrain that fox!"
In the crowd, looking at Li Youzhi, who led the armor soldiers who were armed to the teeth, followed the way of the tourists who automatically got out of the way, and began to open the "arrest and torture" mode in the city that never sleeps, Pan Yanyan of Chang'an Cultural Tourism was distracted for a while.
Originally, she wanted to do her best to be a landlord, and after the COS performance of Li Youzhi and his entourage, she took this group of little brothers from other places to take a spin in the city that never sleeps.
Just now, she was still thinking hard, whether to find the staff here in the sleepless city to help guide her for a while, not to mention that she couldn't catch up with the performance because there were too many people.
But now, Sister Pan feels that she is thinking too much;
This tour guide is completely redundant!
Perhaps, this is the legendary social phobia......
Jingle bells.
Just when Sister Pan was thinking this, the phone she held in her hand suddenly vibrate.
Seeing that it was the director calling, she immediately got out of the crowd and found a relatively secluded place to pick it up.
"Hey! Xiao Pan, I saw that some netizens were posting today's COS performance of that group of college students, the time is too short, right? I didn't think it was over in two minutes! ”
"Isn't there a lot of people on the other side of the city that never sleeps, and they are a little stage frightened? I watched the performance in the video very well, the costumes and styling felt really good! ”
"Why don't you tell them about it and wait until after nine o'clock to do it? Tell them not to let go just because there are too many tourists! ”
On the side of the noisy pedestrian street, listening to Feng Yuan's loud instructions on the other end of the phone, Sister Xiao Pan pursed her lips.
She silently raised her head, and looked at Li Youzhi and his party not far away through the tourists who were flocking around Li Youzhi and others.
"Wu Mei, let me ask you: Which two mountains did Yugong move?"
"Tai, Taihang, Wang Wu...... bar. ”
"Congratulations! So who are the two gods who moved these two mountains for Yugong? ”
"Ah......h
In the continuous laughter of the tourists, the unorthodox Tang Taizong was blasting with tricky questions.
Looking at the actress who played Wu Zetian, the delicate makeup on her face was soaked in cold sweat forced out by one question after another, Sister Xiao Pan took a deep breath.
('^) can't let go?
They're too open!
……
In just over 40 minutes, Li Youzhi has successively "tortured" Wu Zetian, Tang Xuanzong, Yang Guifei and other on-site actors in the city that never sleeps.
With such as; "What is the name of the Yellow Emperor and what is his surname?" "Is the beckoning cat a male or a female cat raising its left hand?" "Ten years of life and death, I don't think about it, I can't forget the lonely grave of thousands of miles, whose lonely grave is it?" "How long is the Yangtze River, and how wide is it at its widest point?" "I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and I uprooted the weeping willows on the ground, how many characters did I say?" ……
From historical allusions to poetry and songs, from addition, subtraction, multiplication and division to brain teasers. The endless tricky questions made the staff who were caught by Li Youzhi break out in a cold sweat. Occasionally, there are "talents" who can successfully clear the customs, and Li Youzhi will carry small items on his body, and even some snacks received from tourists, and "reward" them to the staff.
This contrast caused the audience to burst into laughter.
With the staff who were caught by Taizong Jiashi one by one and were asked in a cold sweat, the number of likes in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room increased even more!
But Li Youzhi didn't particularly embarrass the on-site staff, seeing that the other party really couldn't answer, he directly beckoned the soldiers to take a group photo together, and asked the staff to leave.
It's just that the sentence "come, let's take pictures" also made the staff feel tons of contempt while being amnesty!
"I ask you, how far is the three rounds?"
"Don't know? Ah, come on, let's take a picture. ”
As Li Youzhi pulled the actor who played Li Bai to stand in front of Sister Pan's mobile phone, brushing his beard with one hand and comparing scissors with the other, netizens in the live broadcast room laughed again.
"Nima can't do it, this little brother is going to laugh at me. In the future, you don't need to talk about spicy chicken to despise a person, let's take pictures directly! Learned, learned, learned! ”
"Really-Chang'an's master is back!"
"Sleepless City Staff: I knew that there were tourists like you, I should have gone to take the public examination in the first place!"
"This night, the cultural level of the workers in the city that never sleeps has been dealt a fatal blow!"
"Emma, laughed out of tears this night. What kind of treasure boy is this! ”
"Ahhh Stay in Chang'an, don't go, don't go! ”
Beep!
Received a cumulative amazing value, 18101 points!
Beep!
Suggested task (the whole activity), the progress has been completed, and the number of likes in the current live broadcast room is 55.25w.
【D-Rank Treasure Chest Distribution......】
[Congratulations to the user, the skill [Intermediate Ventriloquist], description: After the skill is fused, the flexibility of the mouth, vocal cords, and soft palate can be moderately improved, and the vocal characteristics of different characters can be imitated. After the skill is fused, the voice attribute +: Please pay attention to the correct use of the skill, and pay attention to oral hygiene! 】
An hour later,
When Li Youzhi let go of the last batch of young ladies who played the Dunhuang murals on the pedestrian street, in the resentful eyes of the young ladies, a soft sound suddenly appeared in his ears.
(End of chapter)