Chapter 259 The sorrow of the beautiful dragon
The Tao is beautiful and very glamorous, there is the name of "five steps down", that is, to see its short-legged dragon, less than five steps, it will fall for its beauty, and there is also the saying of "dying at night", that is, smelling its body fragrance in the morning, groggy in a day, until the evening is still like death.
The beauty of Daomei is by no means a lie, when the dark red was scouting in the area inhabited by the short-legged deformous dragon, he heard a lot of comments on the beauty of the Daomei, May Day did not surprise its beauty, some talented short-legged deformed dragons will also make up some poems or songs to praise or please the beauty of the Dao, most of the male short-legged deformed dragons have seen the beauty of the Dao Mei proudly, or often hang on the lips as a talking point:
"The head of the Taoist house has raised a lot of precious flowers, but none of them can be worth one-tenth of the beauty of the road, as soon as the beauty of the country speaks, even the cicadas stop playing, the beauty of the night out, the starlight will be much brighter, the beauty of the beauty of the country, even the hard rock will immediately turn into powder. ”
I don't know if what these short-legged dragons said is exaggerated, but the names of these four beautiful dragons are not in vain, as the so-called "so many delicate, leading countless heroes to bend their waists", especially Daomei, her father is the leader of the tribe, and the tribe is not only young male dinosaurs, but also those male dinosaurs that have been dying or have nothing to do are also running to the leader with nothing to do.
However, the mother dinosaur was much more pitiful.
Anyone who has seen the beauty of the Tao, or only sees its back, or just glances at it from a distance, will never stand next to a pool of clear water from now on, and will no longer dress up. The original self-pity of Gu Ying suddenly became ashamed of himself, and he liked to flatter his eyes and twist his waist. Those who like to make snort suddenly became serious, even if it was the top brand of Cuihualou, at this time, they lowered their eyebrows like a nun's sister-in-law, as if they had seen through the red dust.
It's good to say that if a photon in their husband's eyes inadvertently falls on Michimi's body, or just rubs it on it, or bounces back with a light touch, or stays in the air around them for a moment, the three souls and six spirits will be dragged over immediately. That stinky skin can't keep them. It's as if that's where they're supposed to be. It is said that Michimi must take a bath once a day to wash away the spirits that adhere to her body, if it takes a long time. The soul is too thick. It's hard to wash it off. It is extremely uncomfortable to wrap around the body, and you have to scrub it repeatedly to wash it. Or give it to the piranha to nibble on. The stomach of those small fish is full, and the body is much easier, but this method can only be used to accumulate a very thick thickness, otherwise, the small fish think that those souls are too dirty and smelly, and choose a clean place to bite, once the bite is broken, the consequences will be unimaginable, those souls will desperately drill into the wound, and the wound will be enlarged, the key is to clean them out, which is a very difficult thing.
"You can dispose of it by eating croton. A healer said.
"Isn't that a laxative? can you stand it?" said Michimi.
"Under normal circumstances, a croton will make the huge short-legged teratosaurus unbearable diarrhea, and the anus will not close for a day, but this croton has a directionality, specifically attacking filth, if there is still strength left after the filth attack, it will attack the rest of the body, when they find those souls, they will attack with all their might, and naturally have no time to do anything else, because those souls are invisible, so they don't make filth everywhere like diarrhea, but a few farts will solve everything. ”
Daomei thought it was interesting, so she asked:
"How can the dosage of this medicine be controlled?"
The healer thought for a moment, and then said:
"The soul has a size, the strength is strong, the density is light, the adhesion is tight, the time is long, the size of the croton is different, the growth is different, the maturity is different, the method of taking is different, and the effect is also different. But the more the number, the smaller the error will be, under normal circumstances, clean up that one soul, one croton is enough, calculate, how many souls, just take how many crotons. ”
"It's better not to use this method. Michimi said with a smile.
"What?" the healer was inexplicable.
"It's to plant croton on all the land of the Pianse tribe, and let me control the croton that is harvested, I'm afraid it's far from enough, what's more, I'm worried that I can't get rid of it all at once, I'm afraid that with drug resistance, even croton can't do anything about them. ”
The healer smiled and shook his head, and said:
"There is another method that works theoretically, but it has not been clinically practiced. ”
"How? Na Daomei said.
"Raise some roundworms in your stomach and eat them as you go, so that those souls can accumulate in your body. The healer said.
"That's a good way to give it a try. Michimi said.
"However, because there are no clinical trials, it is not possible to tell whether the roundworms will eat those souls, and perhaps, they do not know these things and dare not eat them, and it is not known. ”
"It's filth, but it's beautiful on the surface, and I guess those roundworms won't hate it. Michimi said with a smile.
"Not necessarily," said the healer, "although the roundworm has been in the stomach for a long time, and has not seen the light of day, but it has also seen the world, and has not tasted anything from the mountains and seas, and has eaten all day long, and has never been hungry? Therefore, those roundworms are often very picky when they eat things, unfamiliar things, often turn a blind eye, or taste a little bit, they know that the appearance of good-looking things, may not be good, just like the mushroom, the brighter the color, the more beautiful the appearance, the stronger the toxicity, so, good-looking things, they may not like it, besides, the stomach is also a dark place, the roundworm has always been in the dark box operation, quietly rubbing oil, for the appearance of good-looking things, naturally do not pay special attention. ”
"I see, it seems that this road is also impassable. Michimi said with a smile.
"That's not necessarily, as the saying goes, 'orange is born in Huainan is orange, born in Huaibei is orange' leaf disciples are similar, in fact, the taste is different, what is it, the water and soil are different. In the stomachs of officials and tyrants, they see a lot of good things, and they are naturally picky; in the stomachs of the common people, they are just coarse tea and light meals, and the principle of filling their stomachs is to fill their stomachs; they are lively when they live in the bellies of those who love to play, and they are quiet in the stomachs of those who are depressed; the dragons are witty, and roundworms are naturally naughty; the dragons are kind, and roundworms are naturally happy. ”
"What you say is true, but what roundworms are needed to destroy those souls?" said Michimi with a nod.
"Those who are lustful, unrequited, lustful, voyeuristic, and like to secretly photograph others taking a bath. The healer said. (To be continued......)
PS: "That's not necessarily, as the saying goes, 'orange born in Huainan is orange, born in Huaibei is orange' The leaves are similar, but the taste is different. In the stomachs of officials and tyrants, they see a lot of good things, and they are naturally picky; in the stomachs of the common people, they are just coarse tea and light meals, and the principle of filling their stomachs is to fill their stomachs; they are lively when they live in the bellies of those who love to play, and they are quiet in the stomachs of those who are depressed; the dragons are witty, and roundworms are naturally naughty; the dragons are kind, and roundworms are naturally happy. ”
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