Chapter 366: Don't envy the mandarin duck and don't envy the immortals, envy Brother Zhi every day (ask for a monthly pass)
In the issue of "Single is Hell" DAY2, Li Youzhi's operation can be said to have flashed the old waist of countless fun people.
In the comment area early in the morning, Leziren netizens were still discussing the content of the second issue yesterday.
Suddenly seeing Li Youzhi's update, the fun people exploded directly on the spot!
"Damn, I'm looking at it here, why don't you record it! I'm still waiting for the little brother to invite all the female guests to the construction site, ah no...... It's a sanctuary scourge again! ”
"What's the situation? It can't be that the little brother has been on the island for four days in a row, and his body can't stand it, right? I'll just say that you guys are fun, and you make a few suggestions every day, and sooner or later raise my electronic pet to death! ”
"You don't seem to have a high IQ before, you look at the performance of the little brother on the island these days, you think he may not be able to stand it physically? That is, the island is an ecological reserve, otherwise the indigenous animals on the island can't stand it! ”
"Why can't you stand it? Could it be that the little brother's behavior on the island was too perverted and what he did [octopus .avi], so the program team decisively broke up the relationship? ”
"I'm a college student, do you really have this material? I want to see it, I want to see it! ”
“……”
In the cabin, seeing a group of fun people treating their comment area as a no-man's land, Li Youzhi couldn't bear it.
A bunch of people who have no conscience!
The reason why Brother Zhi quit the show is not because of the garbage suggestions you made earlier?
participated in Lian Zong, and as a result, you made Brother Zhi single to the end...... Just ask Brother Zhi's current appearance, with Brother Zhi's top emotional intelligence, if he is a serious love record, which female guest can escape Brother Zhi's clutches?
After two issues, Brother Zhi will play the first emperor and four queens for you!
Now because your group of sand sculpture variety shows can't be recorded, you still use Brother Zhi as pornographic material?
complained fiercely about the behavior of a wave of fun people, Li Youzhi opened the collection album of his mobile phone.
Quickly find out the screenshot of the suggestion of "participating in the love show/single to the end" put forward by sand sculpture netizens before, and send it to the comment area!
Take responsibility for my brother, my soul is light!
However, seeing the screenshot of Li Youzhi pinned to the top of the comment area, the air in the comment area ...... It came alive even faster;
"Why don't you want to be so persuasive!? Why are you implementing this garbage suggestion on the island these days? It's outrageous! ”
"The case has been solved, this time the case has been solved! I just said that my brother is a good child with a normal orientation, how can he go crazy in the love show...... This responsibility should be carried by sand sculpture netizens! ”
"Woo...... He really cried to death, facing four goddess-level female guests, the little brother is really determined...... Be sure to keep going! ”
"Hahahaha! This variety show doesn't matter, it's okay to engage in construction on the island every day, and be a beautiful man that other female guests can't get, we love to watch it! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! I highly recommend that the little brother upgrade that shelter quickly and be a delicate beautiful man! Then start a live broadcast for us every day, and we will like and raise you! ”
Beep!
Received an amazing value, 801220 points!
Beep!
Received the Suggested Quest (Upgrade the Vault as soon as possible and be a delicate beautiful man) with a difficulty of 3 stars.
[Hint: Duplicate task content has been detected and has been merged...... Suggested quest (Upgrade Shelter) reward to be upgraded to B rank! 】
Looking at the task items with updated status on the suggestion list, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Okay, it's still a bit useful to count you fun-loving people.
Manually pinning this suggestion on the list, Li Youzhi put his phone back in his pocket and took out the tool from his cabin.
As soon as he stepped out of the cabin and was about to land on the island, he found Chen Yuming and Wei Yao, who were in charge of his group shooting, standing on the beach in front of the work boat with bitter faces.
Noticing the faces of the two people, Li Youzhi grinned.
Others are nonsense, these two old brothers and sisters follow them, but they suffer from old sins......
Thinking so, Li Youzhi jumped down from the work boat and walked in front of the two.
"Teacher Xiaozhi...... Are you still going to that shelter today? ”
"Do you want us to follow?"
"Yes!"
Looking at the hard-working choreographer and photographer, Li Youzhi said happily:
"Brother Chen, most of the materials you shot before were useless to the program team. It's a pity that these materials are thrown away.,You help me sort out these materials and make an edit.,A special feature of the clips related to my survival on the island in the past few days.。
Yaoyao, you still follow me, shoot as usual, and then be responsible for helping me do the live broadcast guarantee. In the next few days, regardless of whether the program team sends it to you or not, I will personally multiply the two of you by 2 according to the current standard! ”
Beep!
Received Chen Yuming and Wei Yao's amazing value of [worship], 38 points!
Hearing Li Youzhi's words, the two choreographers, directors and photographers who were still depressed because of the job change just now instantly came to their senses!
Coming to the island to shoot is a field trip, and the various subsidies are more than 800 a day.
If you double it, that's 1,070 a day!
Eight hundred a day, on the island with the No. 5 male guest to eat and drink dew that is devastating. What is it called?
It's called escorting the boss and exploring the new world together!
"Boss, just look at it!"
"You don't have to worry about the material editing, I've been shooting all these days. I'll get it for you tonight! ”
Seeing that the two of them were impressed by their own money ability, Li Youzhi waved his hand to Wei Yao with a smile and went to the island with his tools.
……
After a night of baking, the waterproofing layer made inside the shelter had almost dried up.
Standing in front of the shelter where the main part has been completed, Li Youzhi silently edited the title of "Sexy Brother, Desert Island Construction" on the laptop that had been accompanied by a high-definition camera, and opened a live broadcast room!
Although the time was only more than eight o'clock in the morning, under the popularity of the announcement announcing the withdrawal from "Single" just now, the number of online people in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded 5W+.
As Li Youzhi, who was carrying tools, appeared in the picture, a scene immediately broke out in the interactive area hahaha.
"Little brother, otherwise let's apologize to the program team!"
“……”
Looking at the barrage wall lifted up on the interactive projection screen of the mobile phone, Li Youzhi smiled faintly.
"Hello everyone, starting today, our desert island life has officially begun! I'm going to live stream the whole process of living and building on the island, which was dug yesterday and which I plan to complete today.
You are welcome to supervise the work online, and if you have any ideas for the shelter, you can also make your suggestions in the interactive area. I'll pick the right suggestion and add it to the construction plan! ”
waved his hand at the camera, no longer paying attention to a curtain of musical bullets, Li Youzhi picked up the tools and officially started!
Previously, he was restricted by the program team, so he could only take a construction plan of working one day and taking one day off and preparing materials on the rest day.
But now that he has announced his withdrawal from the show, Brother Zhi is no longer restrained.
Li Youzhi first carefully showed the current state of the shelter, and then began to work on the main part of the foundation.
According to his plan; The lower part of the shelter is based on two circular pits with a depth of one and a half meters, which are coated with a waterproof layer, and the upper part is covered with a barrel-shaped cone made of bamboo and wood.
In this way, the overall lifting frame of the shelter can be two meters five, and the lifting frame in the center is more than three meters, and a height of one meter eighty-three like Li Youzhi will not feel depressed when he moves inside.
In the onlookers of tens of thousands of netizens, Li Youzhi meticulously sapped the hammer head of the sapper shovel and beat the bamboo and wood prepared yesterday one by one around the foundation to make a cylindrical wall.
After setting aside the round windows for ventilation, lighting and the internal stove, the "upper beam" begins.
Because there are no nails, Li Youzhi used the traditional paper umbrella structure when designing the shelter;
It is to use mortise and tenon to insert the split bamboo pieces into the middle of the wall longitudinally, forming a fairly stable "He" shaped body.
Time is passing little by little.
With Li Youzhi being well organized, there are no redundant movements at every step, and there is quite a rhythm of order and beauty, and the netizens who originally came to watch the excitement in the live broadcast room were stunned!
"It's not...... What kind of HD version of Minecraft is this?! ”
"Why does it feel so comfortable to watch him work? I felt like my mood had calmed down all of a sudden. ”
",,! This is a blessing for civil dogs! If there are all such workers on the construction site, I will step on the horse and rub the spectacle directly! ”
"Why didn't "Single" show these construction shots of the little brother in the past two days? If this is released, how many male viewers will this show have to attract! ”
"My daughter loves to watch it too! Who didn't dig a secret base underground or build a tree house on a tree when they were young, and had the fantasy of having their own mysterious space! ”
"Isn't this horse better than Lianzong?"
As the above-ground part of Li Youzhi's shelter gradually took shape, the number of online people in the live broadcast room began to rise rapidly!
At the same time, the other side of the island.
The DAY3 recording of "Single is Hell" has begun.
On the beach, when they learned that Li Youzhi would not participate in the show today, all the male and female guests were really relieved!
Regarding Li Youzhi's unconscionable act of arresting Song Zhiya as a free laborer yesterday, the female guests were extremely scared.
For a group of male guests, although Li Youzhi is not the popular king of the show these days, he is really conspicuous......
Although he didn't do anything serious, he guided the rhythm of the whole show to start deviating.
Now that there is no such thing, everyone thinks that the sky on the island is much clearer.
Today's task assigned by the program team to male and female guests is to match freely, make the best use of the island's natural resources, and create a souvenir for the object of your heart.
On the beach, listening to the buzzing sound of the drone overhead, the five male guests took a deep breath.
Damn it......
Damn it......
The world that exists without Li Youzhi is simply wonderful!
No longer have to worry about someone suddenly running out to complete the task in seconds, and no longer have to worry about someone completely not playing cards according to the rules and interrupting all their good ideas.
This love complex...... Finally, it looks like a love show!
Standing in the middle of several people, Lu Weihao also took a deep breath of the salty sea breeze.
At this time, Lu Weihao had no idea of being rotten in his heart.
The Great Demon King is gone...... In this wall-breaking show, it's finally Brother Hao's turn to dominate the scene!
On the side, seeing Lu Weihao's complacent appearance, Song Zhiyaqiang, who was inexplicably depressed at the beginning of today's show, smiled and asked;
"Number One, what souvenir are you going to make?"
"Secret! Wait, I'll make the most beautiful thing on the island into the most memorable gift. ”
raised his eyebrows at Song Zhiya, and with the sound of "mission start" from the drone, Lu Weihao took a big step and walked into the deep forest.
……
The process of building the shelter is proceeding smoothly, but after all, the procedure is cumbersome.
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Youzhi finally finished building the roof of the shelter.
After more than seven hours of uninterrupted live broadcast, the number of online users in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room has reached 35W+ at this time!
Live room.
Looking at the shelter on the hillside that has been formed and has a considerable scale, the interactive area is already boiling!
"Damn, this is my dream house!"
"Okay, okay, little brother, you have done a very good job in this sea view room, now please go away, I officially declare this house is mine!"
"I've learned it, the next time my mother-in-law asks me if I have a room, I directly ask her how old she is, and I will dig her according to the standard of my little brother!"
"Wake up ahead! If you have this skill of the little brother, why do you want to go on a blind date? ”
After working for a whole day, Rao is physical strength is good, and Li Youzhi at this time also felt a little tired.
Glancing at the barrage on the mobile phone barrage, the wind on the screen was completely different, and the umbrella rope that was dismantled into a single strand was used to fix the dumpling leaves on the roof that were partially sheltered from the wind and rain, looking at the shelter that could finally shelter from the wind and rain, Li Youzhi wiped the sweat on his forehead and nodded with satisfaction.
"Now that the roof part has been completed, the water conductivity of the dumpling leaves is very good, and the dislocation is spread on the roof, and the waterproof effect is similar to that of the tile. This is what the main part looks like, and just now I saw a friend suggesting that I make a simple stove in the house, which was originally in the plan.
The red clay was ready, but it was getting late. In case I don't get hungry tonight, I'm going to get something to eat first, so we can dry the stove and eat seafood at the same time! ”
Smiling heartily at the live camera, Li Youzhi picked up the harpoon and switched the live broadcast room to a head-mounted lens.
Looking at the somewhat dark skyline in the southwest, as well as the faint thunder hidden in it, Li Youzhi, who felt that a heavy rain was coming, walked down the hill quickly.
In order to avoid a long delay back and forth, Li Youzhi walked quickly.
As his figure shuttled through the dark and unknown forest in the evening, it was not long before a beach paved with a layer of golden sunset light appeared in front of him.
However, just when Li Youzhi was about to routinely go to the reef to get some seafood for the evening, he suddenly stopped.
Saw...... In the distance, a white-pink painted luxury yacht is slowly departing with a whistle.
And on the shore, a lonely back, with infinite sparseness, squatted like a wangfu stone in front of the beach where the tide began to rise.
Noticing the sound of the forest behind him, the figure slowly turned his head.
A sudden brake stopped, and Li Youzhi blinked with his harpoon.
Groove ...... Yuan Hua?
Oh no,
, Lu Weihao?
Hearing Li Youzhi's desire to hold back a smile but he felt that it was not polite, so he simply let go of the laughter and stayed on Hell Island again Lu Weihao...... I couldn't hold it back.
……
"So, why are you single again?"
The main body has begun to take shape, and it can be called a shelter of a rough house.
While helping Li Youzhi hand over a large piece of red clay, watching Li Youzhi shape a simple stove with delicate techniques, Lu Weihao's face could no longer hide the bitterness.
"I thought that there are many species of birds on the island, and many seabird feathers are very beautiful, and after hearing about today's task, I thought about picking up some feathers in the forest to make a feather crown for the female guests......
Hearing Lu Weihao's idea, Li Youzhi, who slapped the last handful of red clay on the stove, frowned.
You're so afraid you're a little sick!
It is true that there are many kinds of birds on Hell Island, and many of them have colorful feathers, but what is the situation of those bird feathers in the forest?
It's all dropped by birds fighting or falling off naturally, and if you can pick it up, it's been soaked in bird droppings for a few days!
Make a feather crown out of that...... Hey, Li Youzhi feels disgusted just thinking about it.
was looked at by Li Youzhi with idiot-like eyes, and Lu Weihao wanted to die.
"Damn, it's too stinky, no female guest is willing to exchange souvenirs with me, make up! The Internet says that you are the owner of Hell Island, I think I am special! ”
Seeing that Lu Weihao's eyes were red, Li Youzhi shook his head with a smile.
I felt that the solidity of the red clay oven was not bad, so I put the coconut palm collected before into a ball, ignited it with the flint brought on the survival knife, added dry bamboo pieces little by little, and slowly baked the stove to make it completely solidified.
Rubbing the mud on his hands, Lu Weihao looked up and saw that the main body had been completed, and only the shelter that seemed a little empty indoors, Lu Weihao wanted to cry very much.
thought that Li Youzhi would quit the show, and his good days were coming...... But with Li Youzhi's withdrawal, an even more cruel fact can't be contained.
Yourself this ...... It's just a special dish!
"Okay Brother Zhi, it's getting late, I'll go back to the tent."
"It's going to rain, the fire will get up immediately, let's have a meal and then leave." Anyway, you were the first guest to come after the shelter was built. ”
Hearing Lu Weihao's resignation, Li Youzhi, who was squatting in front of the firelight, smiled faintly.
Rumble!
As soon as he finished speaking, a thunderclap rang out outside.
Followed by...... Thin raindrops hit the thick roof of the shelter.
In the sound of crackling raindrops, Li Youzhi got up and took a coconut shell the size of a helmet from his bedroom and fixed it on the stove that had already lit the fire.
I opened two more raw coconuts, poured the coconut water into the "coconut shell pot", and then poured the sea fish and small octopus, razor clams, sea urchins, and clams that had just been processed into them.
Blinking, looking at the pure natural coconut water and a pair of chopsticks made of bamboo handed to him by Li Youzhi, Lu Weihao suddenly had a sour nose.
"Brother Zhi...... Otherwise, you will return to the show tomorrow, DAY4 I have chosen you...... Woo, our brothers in the province are struggling with this place full of bird. ”
Why don't you give Brother Zhi a rough, it's too much for you to stay on Hell Island, and Brother Zhi stays on Hell Island because Brother Zhi is too strong, okay?!
Pouting in disgust, Li Youzhi pulled over two small bamboo stools made temporarily during the lunch break, and gathered in front of the coconut hot pot with chopsticks.
Looking at the hot pot that turned over the bubbles and exuded a burst of coconut fragrance and fresh seafood, he picked up a small octopus with chopsticks, and stuffed it into his mouth with a bowl made of coconut shells.
Seeing that Li Youzhi moved his chopsticks, Lu Weihao hurriedly picked up a piece of yellow sea bream fish and stuffed it into his mouth.
Feeling the coconut fragrance and delicate and tender taste of the fish, his eyes lit up instantly!
"Oh me, it smells so good!"
The sound of muffled thunder, the sound of dripping rain, the sound of coconut shell hot pot turning, and the crackling sound of bamboo slices in the oven are intertwined.
Through the live broadcast footage set up by Li Youzhi on the wall, looking at the red reflected by the hearth fire and bonfire, it adds a layer of warmth and security to everything as far as the eye can see......
"Damn, what kind of immortal abode is this?! Just looking at me, I feel full of security, and I cry with envy! ”
"Lu Weihao, you are confused! Why are you still engaged in Mao Lianzong, isn't it much better to mix with the little brother than your broken Lianzong? ”
"Ahh
"O Ah! The takeout I just ordered in my hand, it suddenly doesn't smell good! ”
"This is the life of my dreams, this is the life I yearn for! Out of variety shows, little brother, I advise you to directly make a variety show yourself! In this hut, invite friends to come and live and take pictures of such a daily life! I love to watch, I love to watch it with my real name!! ”
Li Youzhi has been live for 12 hours, and in the live broadcast room with 700,000 online people, the barrage has been completely ...... Be brushed to explode!
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