Chapter 372: This is the real pastoral joy! (Ask for a commuter pass)
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Received a cumulative amazing value, 3,356,400 points!
Early in the morning, with the chirping of birds on the island, Li Youzhi opened his eyes faintly.
As soon as he turned over, he heard a soft sound of the system in his ears.
Glancing at the more than three million amazing value in front of him, Li Youzhi smiled brightly with a smile in his eyes.
Since the official launch of "Longing for Life", he has become accustomed to and liked this feeling.
Compared with his previous works, the comment area of "Longing for Life" is actually not very noisy, and the urging of netizens is relatively limited.
The rhythm of the program's earnings is roughly that Li Youzhi releases the video of the show, and then it is time to rest, rest, sleep, and sleep, and wait until he wakes up the next morning...... Bao Zhun'er's large wave of amazing values has been presented in front of him.
What does that feel like?
It's almost a girlfriend who doesn't make trouble.
She is quietly by your side every day, making you happy and relieving your boredom, sleeping without snoring, well-behaved and lovely. But every morning, she would put on beautiful light makeup and lie on the pillow in pure white sexy pajamas. Tickle your nose with her long black hair, and then whisper "Lazy worm gets up" with doting eyes......
"A little goblin!"
Hehe smiled and clicked on the system's account entry prompt, seeing that most of the amazing values last night came from his own shaking hands, but there were also nearly 800,000 parts from the Internet to suppress the music side, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone from the quilt.
Open the network suppression APP and take a look...... Sure enough.
"To the Clouds" and "Childhood", which were uploaded to the original music section of the network yesterday, have stood out among the original new songs of love and love, and have reached the first and fourth places on the original list!
Compared with other music platforms, the interactive nature of online cloud music is relatively strong, and the willingness of netizens to comment is correspondingly higher.
At this time, the two songs that have been uploaded for less than 24 hours have exceeded 1W+ in terms of comments!
Seeing a rainbow fart in the comment area of the two songs, as well as many comments on Amway's "Longing", Li Youzhi breathed a sigh of relief.
Look at it, what is word of mouth?
didn't get a penny announced, just by virtue of the initial wave of traffic of "Single is Hell", what happened to the result?
Isn't that what it is!
ゝ)ノ6~
gave himself a hard thumbs up, and Li Youzhi jumped up from his simple but comfortable bed.
Last night's episode of the show worked very well, judging from the playback data of the shaking hands, except for the part where the childhood toys sent by netizens were placed on the shelves, the barrage and viewing data of some netizens at the seafood dinner at noon yesterday were quite high.
This situation once again confirms a truth - eating is always the most attractive and the best way to combat stress.
In fact, there are a lot of ingredients on Jianshan Island, but in order to save trouble for so many days, Li Youzhi mainly chooses seafood.
Because according to his cognition, all the land animals on the island with long eyes are protected by the state, and all the birds with feathers are endangered and nearly endangered, which is absolutely untouchable, and reptiles are too disgusting to put their mouths in.
Therefore, according to Li Youzhi's idea, today we have to make a few vegetarian things and fully develop the plants on the island.
Incidentally...... Go to the sea and get some oily seafood that you can get in the offshore sea, and eat it with the ingredients.
How can I say it now, I am also a famous variety show, and I have to pay attention to a meat and vegetable combination in the jungle!
After clarifying today's goal, Li Youzhi tied up a survival dagger, took a harpoon and a net, and took video equipment to explore the island.
After spending a morning cutting seven or eight young bamboos, fighting wits and courage with the bees on the island, obtaining two plates of bee nests and a mineral water bottle as much bee juice, and picking up some wild loquats, raspberries and cut tongue fruits, Li Youzhi once again came to the Ranshitan Seafood Market.
After more than two hours of sanctioning eight black snappers who had strayed into the rocky beach, he returned to the shelter with a net made of discarded fishing nets.
It's past four o'clock in the afternoon.
After washing the wild loquat and cutting it to dry on the big stone next to the hut, and wrapping the processed black sea bream in a layer of coarse salt and hanging it in the leeward place behind the shelter to dry, Li Youzhi felt a great sense of satisfaction in his heart after a busy day's work.
What does it mean to have food at home and not panic in your heart!
After crossing his waist and taking pictures of all today's gains one by one, Li Youzhi sent it to the dynamic of shaking his hands.
In the past few days, the "Longing for Life" series has been opened, and the attention of Li Youzhi has approached 50 million.
As soon as this dynamic titled "Today's Jungler Harvest, You Can Lie Down and Bask in the Sun in the Next Three Days" was issued, Rao was at half past four in the afternoon, a time when netizens were not active, and the comment area of the dynamic was still boiling!
"Ciao, seeing this sea fish hanging in a row, the senior angler burst into tears! Why do other people's fish seem so easy to catch, but I can only catch some inflatable dolls and broken shoes and bras for a day in the river! ”
"Understood, start learning to survive in the wilderness now, and when I'm unemployed at the age of thirty-five, I'll go find an uninhabited island. Now every day 996 can only maintain starvation, and it is not as comfortable as the little brother living on the island! ”
"I don't envy at all! Isn't it just a bunch of wild fruits? Isn't it just a little bit of wild honey? Isn't it just a few sea fish that grow long at a time? Can I have the spicy hot fragrance in my hand? Ha...... Woo woo woo "
"No envy, no envy, although the little brother got so many ingredients, but so what? I don't envy at all the thought that I have to get off work in an hour, go home to cook for my beloved wife, clean up the house, do laundry, and hand in the salary just paid this month! Yes, I'm one, point, and I don't envy !! ”
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Looking at the stiff-mouthed comments left on the screen, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Scold...... A bunch of cowards fleeing the rapids, four-legged beasts who need bait and sticks to catch fish, evolutionary losers who get sunburned, duplicity fools who need both brain hemispheres to work at the same time.
It's over to see how Brother Zhi sanctions you!
Thinking so, Li Youzhi silently opened the live broadcast center, edited a title of [Sexy Brother, Online Tasting], and opened the live broadcast room.
Brush!
Almost instantly, the number of online people in the live broadcast room soared to more than 70,000.
Glancing at the number of people online, Li Youzhi grinned.
Directly picked up a petal of yellow-orange-orange loquat, stained it with honey that had just been cut in the morning and turned over with natural bubbles, and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hmm...... The taste of wild loquat is particularly strong, friends with sea island wild honey, absolutely amazing! ”
Wipe!
Looking at Li Youzhi, who was feasting on the camera in the picture, and even pouted his fingers, the barrage in the live broadcast room was ...... Crashed!
However, just as Li Youzhi was about to show off the berry pulp, suddenly there was a knock on the door of the shelter's hut from outside.
Uh-huh?
With a hint of vigilance, Li Youzhi held his mobile phone and opened the door.
As the afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled into the hut, an old face full of melancholy appeared in front of Li Youzhi.
Seeing that it was none other than the chief PD Tian Shi of "Single is Hell", Li Youzhi sighed and was happy.
"Tian Dao! So time, come on, come in, come in and sit down for a while! If you want to say that your nose is really smart, I just found a lot of ingredients today, and you smell it! ”
Facing Li Youzhi's invitation, Tian Shi pursed his lips and smiled dryly.
"Xiaozhi, I'm not here to be a guest today, I just want to discuss with you, take a look...... It's been a few days since you quit "Single is Hell", and I miss you so much. Otherwise...... Are you coming back to the show? I'll give you a cut of the shot! What do you think? ”
Wuhu?
Looking at the bitterness on Tian Shi's face, Li Youzhi smashed his mouth filled with the sweet aroma of loquat and honey.
At the beginning, Director Tian, on behalf of the program team, told Brother Zhi that the style was separated...... Now let Brother Zhi go back?
Excuse me...... Can't go back!
After all, Brother Zhi is ...... now It's so cool!
Glancing at Tian Shi, who was full of bitter water, Li Youzhi smiled.
"Director Tian, you are a lianzong. Let me ask you an emotional question, who do you say is the hardest woman in the world to pursue? ”
Hearing Li Youzhi's question, Tian Shi was stunned. After thinking for a long time, he replied tentatively;
"Kristen Stewart? The kind of bisexuals that have seen everything? ”
Is bisexual sex eating a special obstacle? This is obviously lowering the threshold, okay?
Hearing this answer, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows and gave the correct answer.
"Director Tian, the hardest woman in the world to chase is your ex-wife......"
Scald!
was stared at by Li Youzhi's clear eyes, and Tian Shi's mentality collapsed.
Seeing that the expression on the variety show director's face gradually collapsed, Li Youzhi smiled and beckoned.
"Okay Director Tian, I'll broadcast live, don't talk about it. Hurry in, since you're here, let's have dinner together in the evening, and I'm in for a treat today! ”
Enthusiastically pulled Tian Shi into the house, Li Youzhi was about to close the door, and suddenly he was stunned there.
In order to prevent the invasion of wild boars, a large beast, Li Youzhi did not make too much of a big door to the shelter. Tian Shi was standing at the door just now, and he didn't see it.
Now with Tian Shi entering the house, Li Yuanxu, Sun Minghao, Song Zhiya, Cheng Min, Li Duoxi, Wang Rui, Lu Weihao, ...... nine guests of the "Single is Hell" program group behind him are standing neatly in their small courtyards.
Li Youzhi was stunned, and a resentful voice behind him sounded again.
"Ex-wife...... No, Xiaozhi, why don't we link up the two programs...... Or if you have a quota limit, the cottage will only serve one guest on the day. You're doing that...... We can't do the show here! ”
In the wail of Tian Shi, Lu Weihao, who was standing in front of Li Youzhi's door, nodded sadly.
"That's it! Brother Zhi, I almost got put on them today! Where is this? ”
Smacking his lips, looking at several male and female guests who were embarrassed but had to put on a polite smile, Li Youzhi took a breath.
My brother Hao almost didn't swing...... That situation seems to be really serious.
Li Youzhi didn't say anything, and the few guests standing at the door were a little unbearable.
"Ahem, Brother Xiaozhi, I heard that you have to work in exchange for hospitality as a guest, take a look...... What are we going to do? ”
"Brother Zhi, I see that you have dried so many dried fruits here, why don't we help you put them away in a while?"
Hearing Li Yuanxu and Wang Rui's flattering inquiry, Li Youzhi pondered for a moment and was happy.
Okay, anyway, today's harvest is enough, so much labor......
"I've been trying to bring the underground stream up the hillside to the hut for the past few days, so that the water is more convenient. You guys...... Dig a waterway for me and make an aqueduct out of bamboo. ”
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In the face of Li Youzhi's request, several male and female guests who planned to come over to rub the variety show were stunned.
"It's not the same as yesterday's show...... Yesterday, I planted flowers and washed the seafood......"
scold
Hearing the complaint of the No. 3 female guest Li Duoxi, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Yesterday?
Yesterday, those two groups of guests recharged 40 million to Brother Zhi!
Compared with Party A's father, you are also worthy?
……
It's past five o'clock in the evening.
Sitting on his small bamboo bench and watching the sunset in the distance, Li Youzhi put down the coconut water in his hand.
Picked up his mobile phone, took a photo of a few male guests who were pouting and digging a ditch a few hundred meters away, and then turned around to take a photo of a few female guests who were washing vegetables and washing rice in swimsuits.
Through his lens, he saw the scene of the shelter, and more than 300,000 netizens online...... I can't hold it anymore!
"Rub, all the members of "Single is Hell" stayed on Hell Island, and today is especially Double Eleven, the soul is faint!"
"Ah, this island is amazing. During the day, 5 men chased four women, and at night, when I arrived at Brother Zhi's side, 5 men and 4 women chased a little brother...... Woo woo, hard work for these guests, it's really hard! ”
"This is special, where is this longing for life, I don't dare to dream of yearning in this direction!"
"It's so comfortable, woooooo......oo He's so comfortable! ”
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Hearing a soft sound of excitement in his ears, Li Youzhi laughed and glared at Song Zhiya, who was squatting in front of the yard to clean bamboo shoots...... Round peach-shaped buttocks.
ヾ (●'●) ah......
This is the real pastoral joy!
(End of chapter)