Chapter 390: Lift Your Fig Leaf? No, lift your girl's skull!

Cheng Kai's status in the circle is undoubted, as the only director who has won the Palme d'Or, he is definitely the person who stands at the top of the pyramid of the domestic film and television industry.

But in Brother Zhi's view, that's what happened.

Don't talk about Cheng Kai, in fact, he doesn't even look down on the Palme d'Or!

The literary and artistic circles are clamoring every day that art has no borders, but when has art crossed borders?

What did Cheng Kai's famous work "Butterfly Clothes" rely on to get the Palme d'Or?

The film is indeed a good shot, but it was able to win the Palme d'Or that year, more because the film involved the tragic experience of the protagonist in a special period, and was used as negative publicity material for ZZ by people in the West.

And in the film "Butterfly Clothes", Li Youzhi feels that it has little to do with Cheng Kai.

If a movie wants to be successful, it definitely doesn't mean that it can be done by relying on the director's ability alone.

Take "The Rest of the Desert Island" as an example, even if Li Youzhi directs and acts by himself, most of the rest of the links need to be able to play by a group of rebels of Heguang Culture.

What is a movie?

Cinema is art, but it is also a product of the film industry!

If this product wants to do well, first of all, the screenwriter and designer must have the strength, and secondly, the production line such as actors, photography, sets, costumes, lighting, soundtrack and even all aspects of the field work to give force, everyone works together to have a perfect result in the end.

In this system, the director plays the role of a production manager.

If the product is done well, you can say in the report that the production manager has made great contributions.

But you can't say that the credit goes to the manager alone – that's obviously unfair.

The reason why Li Youzhi doesn't look down on Cheng Kai is that this old guy is shameless now, probably because of this.

After "Butterfly Clothes" won the Palme d'Or, this guy won almost all the honors, and relied on the dividends of this film to get rid of more than 30 years of rotten food.

But the world only knows that this film won the Palme d'Or that year, but they don't know that this film has the best producer of the year, and this producer found the best screenwriter at the time, the best cinematography, the best soundtrack, and ...... The most glamorous and peerless starring!

At that time, Cheng Kai's father, the country's top director Cheng Huaikai, also devoted his efforts to guide this movie.

What is this like?

It's like the NBA has a team, the owner is Cuban, the center is O'Neal, the power forward is Garnett, the small forward is Jordan, the scoring guard is Kobe, the point guard is Kidd, and the rotation players are Yao Ming, Nowitzki, Carter, Maddy, Nash...... The assistant coach is Popovich.

To put it mildly; The coach position is tied to the dog, and this team can win the championship!

Of course, this analogy is a bit biased.

Cheng Kai's excellence as a director lies in the top-level picture structure. But with that...... In the current Li Youzhi's view, it is not the capital of exactly 30 years of bad money.

It's like going to the city of washing feet to be happy, you can't say that the technician's makeup skills are high, just let my brother charge 88,000 cards!

If you want to recharge your brother, what kind of poisonous dragon, what ice and fire, what red rope...... Don't you have to work hard, right?

With this thought, Li Youzhi returned to the hotel after having a simple finale meal with a group of rebels.

After opening Cheng Kai's Weibo and flipping through it a few times, Li Youzhi snorted and laughed.

More than 20 days ago, that is, on the day he had just successfully shaped himself and was ready to start the filming of "The Rest of My Life on a Desert Island", Cheng Kai spoke out.

It's just that Brother Zhi was too busy at that time to take care of it.

Now that Brother Zhi has time and demand, this is ...... But I have to turn it out and talk about it well.

"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient! The grandstanding clown, a cat and a dog who have not acted in a few works can get investment to become a director, and if it goes on like this, I am afraid that this circle will be corroded by commercialization to the point that there is no scum left! ”

Cheng Kai's Weibo followers are actually not much, only more than 2 million.

Looking at the Weibo fan volume that far exceeded Cheng Kai, with more than five million likes, and it was also liked and forwarded by a large number of directors in the circle, Li Youzhi snorted, edited a comment, and sent it out!

[But Director Cheng has been making commercial films for nearly 30 years...... And the shooting is not good]

After more than 20 days of Cheng Kai's Weibo, the popularity is actually in a state of decline, and the comment area is not very active.

However, when Li Youzhi's avatar with the V mark "Terran Emperor Li Youzhi" and this comment appeared in the comment area, the calm in the comment area ...... It's broken!

"You're that Li Youzhi, right? It's too much! When Director Cheng won the award, you weren't even a sperm! What qualifications do you have to judge the director? ”

"The crooked song before was vulgar enough, and now this person dares to run to Director Cheng's Weibo to lead the war, which really refreshes my perception of the lower limit!"

"If you don't have a good level of becoming a director, you may not be able to reach it in your life! Huangkou child, how dare you! ”

Yo

Seeing that it was not netizens who were the first to refute himself in the comment area, but a few directors and people in the film and television industry with V marks, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

The owner hasn't seen it yet, and the dog is in a hurry!

said that Brother Zhi was vulgar, and said that Brother Zhi had no lower limit......

That's Brother Temo Zhi who hasn't started to start today!

Seeing that a group of guardian loyal dogs in the comment area began to pounce on him, Li Youzhi smiled faintly and took out the teaching guitar from his suitcase.

After turning on his phone's camera, he tuned the chords.

With a simple and repetitive minority, Li Youzhi opened his mouth.

The song he recorded is called "Upside Down Song", which can be regarded as a sister chapter to the previous "Rakshasa Sea City".

However, compared with "Rakshasa", which uses the story of Liaozhai as the carrier for satire, the lyrics of this song are much more direct...... Every word is directly directed to scolding!

Facing the camera, he quickly recorded this small song adapted from the rice planting number, and Li Youzhi looked at Cheng Kai's Weibo comment area, which had become popular.

Damn it.

took advantage of Brother Zhi's busy filming before, and let you hack Brother Zhi on the Internet for more than 20 days.

Now it's easy to attack and defend!

Thinking so, Li Youzhi directly sent the video of the song!

"Throw a turtle into the yellow bedpan and it will feel noble. Ride a donkey to a court ball, and it can compare itself to a princess......"

When those licking dogs in the film and television industry, as well as Cheng Kai's fans, opened the video and heard Li Youzhi's unique voice, as well as the lyrics that were better than the previous "Rakshasa Haishi", Cheng Kai's Weibo comment area ...... Exploded!

"Look at what I found? Little brother, why didn't you say that "The Rest of the Desert Island" was completed today? You've just finished and you're coming here to make trouble? You're too ...... It's so exciting, hahaha! ”

"Hahahaha, the Terran Emperor, that person, that person he is back! Fun people are in ecstasy! ”

"Blanch! "Rakshasa Sea City" I just straightened out and understood, this is another song, little brother, why are you forcing me to relearn the language again! ”

"Hahaha, two goals! The last time the film festival brother was an air output, this time the face is open! @成ζ₯·, Director Cheng came over and listened to the song! ”

In the comment area, in the scolding of a group of people in the film and television industry and Chengkai fans, a hahaha comment came in......

Meanwhile.

Suzhou and Hangzhou, Chunhang Hotel.

Just after participating in the Suzhou and Hangzhou Film Trend Art Exhibition, and giving a special speech as the finale guest, Cheng Kai was in a good mood at this time.

This time, Suzhou and Hangzhou held this art exhibition, in fact, to promote the local cultural industry.

However, the film industry in Suzhou and Hangzhou has been doing generally over the years, and it is still the local government that invites itself to organize this art exhibition.

This time, the people who came to participate in this art exhibition were all friends in the circle, as the absolute center of this field, and were held by a large group of domestic directors and local officials, Cheng Kai's mood was particularly comfortable.

"Director Cheng, why didn't Fei Yu come with you this time?"

"Yes, I see that this kid has grown up so fast recently, and he can already see the drama bones. In the end, it is an artistic family, and this is really not good. ”

"Director Cheng, if you have time and opportunity, you can ask him to contact me, I have a book on hand, and I am lacking a leading actor. The last time I watched his work at the Shanghai Film Festival, I felt that this kid was a piece of jade. I voted for the first prize of this jade, so you can give me this opportunity to polish it. ”

Looking at Lu Jiang who was holding a wine glass at the same table, Gao Xingpeng and Zhou Liang were touting as always, and Cheng Kai waved his hand with a smile.

"To be honest, I'm really not worried about letting Feiyu play your play. He is still young, what I want is to let him experience more, you say that he is in front of you elders, what can he experience? Don't spoil him anymore. Besides, you and I are close, Fei Yu plays your play, and others say that Fei Yu is a relation, which is not good. ”

Jian Chengkai humbly shirked, and happily sighed.

"Where can I be! Feiyu, this kid is sensible, and there is a guide for you to check, what can be the problem? As for the gossip outside, what do you care? Your inheritance is here, don't say that Fei Yu plays a leading role, just the four words of the art family, Fei Yu can't play any role too much! His biggest problem now is that he is young, and if he waits a few more years, he will be able to direct it himself! What are those people outside jealous of? Jealous that he has the only father who has ever won the Palme d'Or, are they jealous? ”

Although it is a sycophant, Gao Xingpeng's words can be regarded as an itch for Cheng Kai.

"Don't say that, if it spreads, it won't affect ......"

Before Cheng Kai finished speaking, the mobile phone he put on the table suddenly popped up with N multiple prompts.

Seeing the Weibo messages on the screen, Cheng Kai picked up his mobile phone.

Seeing the video sent by those netizens in the private message, he squinted his eyes and took the phone away, and tapped it with his thumb.

"Throw a turtle into the yellow bedpan and it will feel noble. Riding a donkey to a court ball, it can compare itself to a princess. ”

"The sun doesn't shine on the ghosts at night, and the six animals are difficult to understand the taste of the world. It thought it was always that the tonsils were swollen ...... fatter than the brain."

Hearing the familiar tone, looking at Li Youzhi's face with a mocking smile in the video, the smile on Cheng Kai's face seemed to have been sprayed with liquid nitrogen, and it suddenly froze.

Seeing that Cheng Kai's face was wrong, look at the content on his mobile phone again...... After glancing at each other, Gao Xingpeng quickly took out his mobile phone!

"When a dog lies down with a bone in its mouth, its tail is visible. When you step on a crab and look at it again, you will find a king eight. ”

"How complicated are the beings in this world, the words are blind, the heart is blind, the road is slippery, and the people are slippery, and they will step on the poop if they are not careful...... There is a green onion in the bud valley, and it is bigger than that mallet! ”

In Li Youzhi's grotesque tone, looking at the specially bold and enlarged lyrics and subtitles in the video, Lu Jiang, Gao Xingpeng and Zhou Liang glanced at each other.

(Ο‰'): He seems to be scolding me, the kind that doesn't use dirty words.

(Ο‰): hiss...... It seems that he scolded me too, but he didn't seem to scold me.

(〃-Ο‰): I'm sure I'm scolding you two, I'm not sure if you're scolding me......

After making eye contact, the three of them silently looked at Cheng Kai, whose face had turned purple and black.

In the second half of this song, the impact is a bit wide.

But the first half ...... The point is clear.

Turtles and donkeys, ghosts and animals...... There is still a slight margin for negotiation.

But the tonsils are more swollen than the brain...... Looking at Cheng Kai's neck that had become a little thick because of hyperthyroidism, almost the thickness of the head, the three of them grinned in unison.

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"I originally thought that "Rakshasa Sea City" was the pinnacle of satirical songs, but I didn't expect that there would be a fiercer song than it, whose work is this? Yes...... It turns out that it's my little brother, hahahaha [forked waist]! ”

"Yellow bedpan = Palme d'Or...... Poof, apt, it's so apt! Laughter and scolding are all articles, little brother is talented! ”

"The literati scolded people and dug graves every word. One word, absolutely! hiahiahia~”

"Pure passers-by, come and eat melons. Most of the so-called high-end that people advocate are glamorous on the surface. After Director Cheng won a golden palm, he began to think that he was a master, and after so many years of his chaotic narrative, I wondered if I didn't understand art, and now I ...... Finally, someone stood up and replaced me! He still sings, he really ...... I'm crying to death! ”

"Poofha...... In the past 30 years, everyone has a doubt, and all the works of Cheng Director after "Butterfly Clothes" feel like proving that he has nothing to do with "Butterfly Clothes". Now when I see this song by my little brother, I suddenly think of "The Emperor's New Clothes". This is not a song at all, this is the unscrupulous fairy tale of [he has no clothes at all]! ”

Hotel.

Hearing the amazing value prompt of a large number of accounts coming in after more than 20 days, and then seeing Cheng Kai's comment area, which has been completely occupied by the people who eat melons and the masses of people, Li Youzhi hooked the corners of his mouth.

There are capable people among netizens!

This song, it's really not a song.

This is a self-proof trap!

Cheng Kai continued, explaining the sarcasm and questioning in the song, and he lost.

If you are barefoot, you are not afraid of anyone who wears shoes, and if you don't pick him up and stand and be scolded, you will still lose.

This time, not only will you lift your fig leaf, but goths will also lift your skull!

This palm brings together Brother Zhi's 20 years of skill, and I hope to guide you...... Withstandable.

Just when Li Youzhi thought so, suddenly there was a boil in the comment area!

The reason for the boiling is Cheng Kai...... Accepted.

[@δΊΊζ—ε€§εΈζŽζœ‰εΏ—, as soon as the movie was finished, he came over and personally attacked me to get attention. Left, right, and right are all for the box office, and doing this is too bad! 】

Ha!

Seeing that Cheng Kai was far more uneducated than he imagined, Li Youzhi directly laughed.

Burn the pen!

It's true that you're hyping up to get attention.

But the box office ...... Brother Zhi is really not rare.

What is Desert Island Aftermath?

It's a good wind's father's wide, advertisement, film!

(End of chapter)