Fifty-two: the length of a round
That night, after Wen Xuan fooled Brother Diao to help him distribute those student information registration forms, he took the remaining Wen Jiàn and walked directly back to his dormitory.
As soon as he walked into the dormitory, Chang Anyu, who was still trimming his nose hair just now, immediately put down the scissors and mirror in his hand, habitually flicked the hair on his forehead, and said to Wenxuan: "Ah ghost, I want to run for that life committee tomorrow night!"
"You're going to run for the Life Commissioner?"
As soon as he heard that Chang Anyu was going to run for the life committee, Wen Xuan immediately shouted out in surprise.
Wen Xuan looked Chang'an Yu up and down with a gaze full of disbelief, and asked, "Your head was just kicked by a donkey, or did you let the door be clamped?" A son like you who is afraid of something serious wants to be a member of the life committee, it is really the sun coming out of the west, and Sister Feng has become a member of the Xi Shi!"
"Why can't I be a member of the life committee!" Chang Anyu said with a look of indignation: "Isn't the life committee just to deal with some problems in the lives of our classmates!
"Yes, it's really not difficult to say it with your mouth, but when you really deal with it, I'm afraid you'll want to cry without tears by then!"
Wen Xuan walked to the edge of his desk, threw Wen Jiàn in his hand behind the table, pulled out a chair from under the desk, and sat down comfortably.
"Do you know what Zhen Shou told me just now? He said that our life committee members not only have to manage the housekeeping of the dormitory, but also organize activities, help the class leader collect class dues, and," Wen Xuan took out the application form for the poverty grant from the stack of essays on the desk, raised it in front of Chang An Yu, and said, "I also want to help those students who are in difficulty!"
Chang Anyu took the application form in Wen Xuan's hand, looked down at it, and said, "Bursary application form?"
"What, bursary?"
It was the White Samurai who spoke.
When he heard that Chang Anyu was holding the application form for the bursary, he jumped off the bed and snatched the application form for the poverty grant from Chang Anyu's hand.
"Poverty Grant Application Form. After reading the application form in a low voice, the white warrior raised the application form in his hand and said to Wenxuan: "Ah ghost, give me a copy of this!"
"Give you a copy?" Wen Xuan glanced at the white warrior with disdain, and said, "You are a brand of goods, and no one will believe you if you are a poor student!"
"You know the, compared to Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, I'm a poor bastard!"
Wen Xuan glanced at the white warrior and said, "Who wants you to compare with them, why don't you compare with those backward countries in Africa! Besides, even if I give you this table, you don't have that poverty certificate!"
The white warrior raised his eyebrows, looked at Wen Xuan with some smugness on his face and said, "As long as there is a relationship in the Celestial Empire, you can't get any proof!"
"Then you can take it! Anyway, I'm going to say ugly things ahead, if you really apply for this bursary, you can hand over the form to Zhen Shou yourself, and I won't help you hand it in!"
"Why?"
Wen Xuan replied with a stern expression: "Because I don't want to do such a lack of morality!"
"Is this called a lack of morality?" the white warrior smiled and said, "There are so many people doing this kind of thing in the universities of the Celestial Empire!"
"I don't care about that!" Wen Xuan turned his head away, no longer looking at the white warrior's face.
He said expressionlessly: "It's their business for them to do it!" Although I, Wen Xuan, am not a decent person, I will never do some principled things. My dad often told me that there are too many injustices in this society, and we are powerless to change this fact, so we can only do our best to prevent some injustices from happening to us, and not to allow ourselves to create injustice in others!"
Wen Xuan turned his head, looked at the white warrior and said, "So, I won't do such a thing! You can do whatever you like, I won't interfere in your affairs, and I will never give you any help in this matter!"
The white warrior lowered his head and looked at the application form in his hand with a complicated expression.
After hesitating for a while, he threw the application form back on Wen Xuan's desk, and said with some disdain: "I don't want this bursary! It's only a few thousand yuan, I can earn it casually!"
The white warrior glanced at Wen Xuan with a smile on his face: "I won't be despised by you because of this little money! Who am I? I am a man who wants to become a business tycoon." An outstanding business tycoon will not fall out with his friends because of a small amount of money, but even if he wants to fall out, he will fall out with a huge amount of money!"
With that, the white warrior walked to the edge of the stairs and prepared to climb back into bed.
But he had just climbed two levels, when he suddenly remembered something, jumped down, and said to them, "Hey, I want to be the head of our dormitory, do you have any opinions?"
Wen Xuan shook his head and said, "I've become a squad leader, what kind of dormitory leader am I!"
The pioneer also shook his head and said, "I'm not interested in the position of head of the house!"
Chang Anyu also brushed the hair in front of his forehead and said, "Brother wants to be a member of the life committee, and the position of the head of the house will be given to you." Don't thank you, brother, brother is just a legend!"
After thinking about it for a while, Saicao Liu also nodded and said, "I don't have an opinion either!"
As for the Dream Immortal, he had fallen asleep long before Wen Xuan came back. Besides, now they have all voted four in favor, and it is useless to ask.
Seeing that Wen Xuan and the others all agreed to be the head of the house, the white warrior immediately smiled and said, "Thank you brothers for your support, junior brother, I will definitely do my job." At the same time, I would like to ask you a question, that is, I plan to start formulating some rules and regulations for our dormitory, I wonder if you are willing to abide by them?"
"No, this also requires rules and regulations?" Wen Xuan asked a little strangely in his heart, "What rules and regulations do you want to make?"
The white warrior said with a mysterious face: "I won't tell you first, you will know when the time comes!"
After saying that, he didn't bother with Wenxuan anymore, walked to his desk, and began to carefully write the rules and regulations of their dormitory.
Seeing the white warrior's serious face, Wen Xuan didn't want to bother, and instead looked at Chang An Yu and continued the topic at the beginning.
Wen Xuan stretched out his hand, patted Chang Anyu's thigh, and said, "Hey, do you really want to be that life committee?"
Chang Anyu nodded affirmatively: "Of course, is there any fake?"
Wen Xuan smiled and said, "Actually, I want to know why you suddenly became this life committee member. ”
Chang Anyu raised his head slightly, brushed the hair in front of his forehead, and said lightly: "Because the pioneer told me that as long as you become a life committee, you can freely enter and exit the girls' dormitory!"
After hearing this, the pioneer said with a strange face: "How could I say that?"
Chang Anyu said: "Hey, didn't you just give it to me, since your sister became a member of the life committee, can you freely enter and leave the boys' dormitory?"
The pioneer said, "Yes, I said that, but I didn't say that the living committee members can freely enter and leave the girls' dormitory!"
"It's not the same. Chang'an Yuwang hurriedly said: "Since your sister is a female member of the life committee, she can freely enter and exit the men's dormitory, then the same reason can be proven, after I become a male life committee, can't I also enter and exit the women's dormitory freely?"
Chang Anyu's inference made Wen Xuan laugh.
Wen Xuan smiled and said, "It turns out that you became this life committee member just to enter the girls' dormitory!
"Why?" Chang Anyu asked.
"Why? Because Zhen Shou just told me that since there are only ten girls in our class, the life committee members of our class don't need to meddle in their internal affairs and let them take care of themselves!"
"Damn, you said it earlier, then I didn't have to think hard about that campaign speech just now!"
Chang Anyu stood up from his chair abruptly and said angrily: "A life committee member who can't serve a girl is not a good life committee. I wanted to dedicate my strength to those girls, but who knows, God refused to give me this opportunity, which made me so sad!
Just as Chang Anyu was about to climb into bed and go to sleep, the white warrior suddenly screamed "ah", and even the sleeping dream fairy was awakened by him.
I saw him say with a smug face: "Hahaha, the first management system of this dormitory has finally been completed!"
After saying that, the white warrior posted the management system he had just written on the back of the dormitory gate under the gaze of Wen Xuan and them.
Wen Xuan and the others all came to the back of the dormitory door with curious expressions on their faces, wanting to see what was written on it.
The dormitory management system has three pages, the first of which is full of nonsense such as "the dormitory is my home, and the construction depends on everyone", "Balingzhai, give you a five-star home" and so on.
The second page is an explanation of the collection of fees. When Wen Xuan and the others saw the amount charged, they immediately scolded: "Damn, Xiaobai, you dead profiteer, you actually want to charge a monthly fee of 100 yuan per person, and we resolutely refuse to pay!"
As for the third page, there are arrangements for some housework. As for the arrangement of this dormitory, everyone except Wenxuan has no opinion. Why? Because it was written in black and white: "Five masters of impermanence, toilet cleaners, lifelong!"
When Wen Xuan saw this line of text, he even had the heart to kill the white knight.
He immediately protested: "I protest, why do I want to wash the toilet, and it's for life!"
The white warrior said, "Okay, let's vote! Those who are in favor of Ah Ghost washing the toilet, please raise your hand!"
There was no doubt that as soon as the white warrior's voice fell, Wen Xuan saw the vanguard raise their hands in unison.