Chapter 500: Isn't it just making up news, brother will too!
After getting along for so long, most Leziren netizens are already quite familiar with Li Youzhi's style.
What style does Li Youzhi have?
In most cases, in the eyes of fans, he is a real person who spoils fans to the point of being outrageous and listens to persuasion like a fool.
But it's the same as the Gandhi bug in "Civilization 5"; This guy who is the most kind and humble on weekdays, and the aggressiveness is "1", once he encounters some kind of external stimulus, the aggressiveness will become a negative BUG, and it will soar directly to 999!
Now, seeing Li Youzhi's iconic troublesome face in the video, a wave of comments was instantly set off in the video comment area;
"The little brother has defected? I thought that at this juncture, the little brother was trying to find a way to stabilize the stock price, but you told me that you were going to apply for a BBC reporter? β
"The front one is a new fan, hahahaha...... Little brother is obviously going deep behind enemy lines and attacking the BBC's lair! β
"Poof! God's ability to make news, little brother, what are you going to do? Take care of the child's stock price, hey, I'm about to go to the rooftop! β
The comment area was full of uproar, and Li Youzhi in the video was naturally invisible.
It was early in the wee hours of the morning in Trafalgar Square, and there were few pedestrians.
With the photographer who did not show his face behind him, Li Youzhi came to the bronze lion statue in the center of the square, and squatted in front of the pigeons that were getting up early to forage for food.
"It's not this position, lower it a little bit, and then tilt it a little bit. Yes, yes, have a natural sense of breathing. It seems to be a sudden interview question, highlighting a truthfulness. β
"Don't shake it too much, just a little bit. Okay, I'm going to start asking questions......"
After instructing the camera, Li Youzhi handed the portable recording microphone in his hand to a pigeon.
βWhat U nameοΌβ
In the face of Li Youzhi's question, many pigeons flapped their wings and flopped away, and only one pigeon, which was gray all over and had stupid and clear eyes, expressed doubts about the human beings in front of them;
"Gollum......?"
"Okay, this one."
Letting go of the pigeon in the picture, who was completely confused and didn't know the human intentions in front of him, Li Youzhi once again commanded the photographer behind him.
"Okay, let's stand farther away and zoom in. It looks like you're taking a candid shot, so remember to tilt the camera a little and shake it up to create a sense of tension like a candid shot and a harsh shooting environment. Oh yes, that's how it feels. β
"Oh, this pigeon droppings and garbage are the best. Oh yo yo I feel it...... Let's take a picture of this sign prohibiting the feeding of pigeons. β
"See that fat security guard eating a hamburger? Come on, lower the camera a little bit. Make him a little burlier and a little more majestic. The camera focuses on the baton at his waist...... Hey, yes, yes, I feel it. β
Shake your hands.
"Minato, can anyone explain to me what the little brother is doing? It's so abstract! β
"I don't understand, I really don't know what medicine he bought in his gourd."
"It's not a little brother, what are you doing?"
Watching Li Youzhi in the video busy around Trafalgar Square, directing the faceless photographer behind him, making the video picture full of an indescribable weirdness, netizens who held their hands twice from time to time went crazy.
Just when a group of fun netizens were confused by Li Youzhi's abstract behavior, Li Youzhi in the video had already completed the material collection.
His so-called journalistic ability has finally come to the show!
"Okay, let's move on to the post-video and give it a netherworld effect. The production method is also very simple, first of all, let his light source be unstable. Here we choose an expression for exposure and adjust it manually, okay...... This begins to have the effect of the underworld filter. Now, let's watch the finished film together! β
With Li Youzhi crackling on the computer in the video, he was busy all morning in the video...... It was also presented in front of all netizens!
The gloomy sky was full of eerie clouds, and under the gray tones, there were few pedestrians on Trafalgar Square.
Occasionally, a few pedestrians with unkind faces and square security guards with riot batons hanging from their waists add a bit of conspiracy and weirdness.
[The caretakers of Trafalgar Square and the humans are not friendly to our arrival. γ
[Perhaps the poor pigeons have become numb to all the disasters, and they seem panicked and cautious in the face of our interviews. γ
The gloomy and eerie filter, the trembling and sneaky shots, give people tension and depression.
The official English narration outside the picture is heavy and full of humanistic care.
βwhat u nameοΌβ "Goo......
Under the shaking camera, a pigeon with a clear eye looks weak, pitiful and helpless.
[It can be seen that the long-term high-pressure management and oppression have made them afraid to reveal the tragedy that happened here to the outside world. γ
As the camera switches, the black plastic bag next to the trash can and a few pieces of pigeon feathers construct a murder that can fully arouse people's reverie, like a crime scene.
In such an environment, the warning sign [no feeding pigeons] is highlighted very glaringly.
It is in such a shocking picture that the heavy narrator finally tries to see the dagger......
[According to our knowledge, the pigeon population around Trafalgar Square has plummeted by 90 percent in the last three years.] Clearly, a horrific act of extermination is taking place here. γ
Shake your hands.
Looking at the numb pigeons, the majestic administrators, the sparse garbage and pigeon feathers under the filter of the underworld, the netizens of the Happy People...... Squirted!
"I'm already laughing, I'm not going to be able to laugh anymore."
"If I hadn't been to Trafalgar Square, I would have almost believed it! Popular science, there were too many pigeons on Trafalgar Square before, and a large amount of pigeon droppings were produced, which had an impact on the environment of the square, and many tourists stepped on pigeon droppings and fell and were injured. Therefore, since the previous year, the local city management began to control the number of pigeons, prohibiting tourists from feeding. Mom, it's a good thing, let the little brother you shoot the feeling of a concentration camp, hahahaha, which ghost taught you to shoot things like this, bastard! The head made me laugh off! β
"Brother, are you sure this is not official BBC news? That's right, this smell is so right, hahaha! β
"@BBC, come on, come on, little B, I'll give you an editor-in-chief!"
"What's the brain in front of you? This is shaking hands, if you want to @ also go to YouTube @ ah! Mom, the BBC has made me lose forty or fifty thousand yuan this time, and my brother has now entered the BBC's base camp, and this field has been set by the fun people, what do the brothers say? β
"And a fart! Forward the tubing, make trouble, and go! β
Rumble!
With a lot of hahaha in the comment area, early in the morning because of the BBC's loss of fun in reporting on Li Youzhi last night, I moved.
London, on a bench on the east side of Trafalgar Square.
Beep!
Received an amazing value, 419,120 points!
Hearing a prompt of the system's amazing value entry in his ear, Li Youzhi grinned.
Very good.
Although the musicians are disappointed, their mentality has not completely exploded, and their mental state is still as upside down as ever......
The video he shot just now was based on the video he remembered of Uncle Mo satirizing the BBC for fabricating facts.
In the form of farce, the unceremonious exposure of the BBC, a typical Western media, has caused huge repercussions at home and abroad.
Seeing that the number of downloads and retweets of the video just now began to soar, Li Youzhi, who was extremely relieved about the ability of the fun people to do things, put away his mobile phone with satisfaction and looked at Tu Susu.
Different from his relaxed and comfortable, at the other end of the bench, Tu Susu's expression at this time had completely collapsed.
Looking at the videos on the mobile phone screen, which were spontaneously forwarded to the YouTube pipe by the Lezi people, Tu Susu took a deep breath.
(^`)
"Brother Zhi, can I buy a ticket to go home now?"
Facing Tu Susu's loveless expression on his face, Li Youzhi slurred.
"What are you going to do when you go back, haven't you been saying that I squeezed you all these months? When I'm done with business, I want to take you around London. β
ββ¦β¦β
After looking at Li Youzhi deeply for a few seconds, Tu Susu finally couldn't hold back.
You're bringing me here to play?
You're bringing me here to play Battle Royale, Soul Light!
Mom, it's just a matter of making trouble in China, and now you're making trouble in someone's hometown, if the video just now really fermented, I'm afraid I'm going to be beaten to death on the streets of London!!
Beep!
Received an amazing value from Tu Susu's additional [Extreme Resentment], 30 points, 30 points, 30 points......
Beep!
Receive an additional [Rage] Amazing Value, 501220 points!
Wuhu?
Hearing the two system whispers in his ears again, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Tu Susu, a backbone assistant, complained about this matter to himself, and he had already seen it.
But the sudden wave of negative amazement values made Li Youzhi a little surprised.
Where did this come from?
With this doubt, Li Youzhi silently opened the system panel. Seeing that the wave of negative amazing values just now came from the YouTube platform, Li Youzhi quickly clicked on the APP on his mobile phone.
clicked on a few videos along the source of the amazing value, and after a cursory look at the comment area, Li Youzhi couldn't help laughing.
The video just now was forwarded to YouTube by a large number of Lezi people, and it has attracted YouTube users...... Or to be precise, the concerns of YouTube UK users.
Seeing the news that they have just freshly fabricated, the mentality of a considerable number of YouTube UK users ...... Exploded!
(End of chapter)