Chapter 502: Give it all to me, brother, die!
The video "Applying for the BBC" was released at more than seven o'clock, and in just a few hours, the number of views has exceeded one million.
Although the data algorithm on YouTube's side is not the same as that of the domestic Doushou Beep Station, according to this popularity trend, Li Youzhi feels that there is no problem with the broadcast exceeding 10 million within 48 hours.
Now, when this video was just taking off in popularity, it really made Li Youzhi angry!
What is this like?
It was almost to the bathing city, and I chatted with the No. 8 technician, and the warm-up link had been completed, and suddenly the manager ran in and took the No. 8 away......
You know, in addition to blocking the group of bastards in the Warner Department this time, Brother Zhi is also counting on this video to create popularity on the Internet, and there will be a wave of international amazing value!
On the stone steps in front of the London Bridge.
Looking at the empty mobile phone screen, Li Youzhi opened his system inventory without saying a word, and directly retrieved the [Ruined Cloud] he had just obtained!
"Inflicts a Ruined Curse effect on a specific target area. When the curse is active, a random series of broken effects are generated. including, but not limited to, fire, flood, earthquake, theft, strife, ......"
silently read the prop description in his heart, and Li Youzhi, who was holding back his anger, directly chose to use it!
[Hint: Choose a cursed target!] 】
With a system prompt, an illusory map appeared in front of him in an instant.
What a wipe?
Looking at the huge blue star hologram suspended in front of him, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Boy
Look at this meaning, this prop can be used in any country or region in the world, which is wider than Dongfeng Express!
T o( ̄▽ ̄)d!
Secretly praising in his heart, Li Youzhi focused his attention on the small dark cloud suspended above the holographic map.
On the world map at a scale of 1:67.5 million centimeters, the area of that small cloud is only the size of a sesame seed. Miraculously, as Li Youzhi dragged and enlarged the map, the area of the dilapidated clouds also increased with the magnification of the map scale.
It wasn't until Li Youzhi dragged the hologram to zoom in to London where he was currently located, that he was surprised to find that the dark cloud actually covered a quarter of the size of the city of London!
Good guy, Brother Zhi is a good guy with a backhand.
The turmoil in the past two days was mainly due to the crazy output of Warner's flagship media and BBC Online. So according to Li Youzhi's idea, curse-type props like dilapidated clouds can be called directly to Flagship Media or BBC Online.
Now, the area of the dilapidated clouds has been determined, and Li Youzhi hooked the corners of his mouth.
Looking at the BBC Building located on New Oxford Street in the distance, Downing Street, Russell Square, British Museum and other landmarks in the distance, he directly chose to put it!
Since this country makes Brother Zhi unhappy, then ...... Give it all to me, brother, die!
Beep!
[Hint: The rundown cloud has been successfully launched!] The curse effect will be visible in the next 24 hours, please take personal protection measures to avoid being affected by the cloud effect! 】
Hearing another system prompt in his ear, Li Youzhi turned off the hologram in front of him with satisfaction.
"Hey! What are you doing in a daze? Can't we turn around? Where to go next? ”
As soon as he turned off the system panel, Li Youzhi heard Tu Susu on the side ask.
Turning his head, looking at Assistant Tu, who had just eaten a hamburger to replenish his strength after shopping all morning, and still had tomato sauce hanging on the corner of his mouth, Li Youzhi smacked his lips.
"I'm tired. Find a place to rest, eat a bite to eat, and get some sleep. ”
"Oh, I'll book a hotel then."
Seeing that Li Youzhi was interested, Tu Susu, who had been busy for several months, finally took a half-day vacation today, curled his mouth slightly in disappointment, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.
Seeing that this Nizi opened her mobile phone to search for nearby hotels, Li Youzhi pressed her little hand down and shook her head.
Then, I turned on my phone and chose a small hotel to settle down.
"No, your hotel is more than ten kilometers away from us! It's going to be out of town soon! ”
Facing Tu Susu's incomprehensible gaze and complaints, Li Youzhi Shi Ran stood up.
"Do you think this trip is at public expense? Downtown...... Don't you want money in the city center? ”
Looking at Li Youzhi, who turned his head and walked towards the bus stop, Tu Susu's mentality couldn't hold back.
Mother, I am conscientious, a handful of and urine for you to bring the company, now it's easy to come out to play for two days, you don't even have a five-star in the city center?
"Rebel!"
Kicking a small pebble next to his feet out with a snap, Tu Susu clenched his small fist and chased angrily towards the back of the man with his hands in his pockets and gradually moving away.
Beep!
Received Tu Susu's additional [Resentment] amazing value, 33 points, 33 points, 33 points......
Listening to the footsteps behind him as if every foot wanted to crush the stone bricks, and then hearing a series of system whispers in his ears, Li Youzhi smiled and waved at the approaching bus.
……
At the same time that Li Youzhi fled from the city center with Tu Susu and headed towards the urban-rural junction, the comment area with his shaking hands was already boiling!
What YouTube deleted was not just the video posted by Li Youzhi himself.
Or that Li Youzhi's video was deleted is just a starting point, as the videos under his YouTube account were harmonized, the videos forwarded to YouTube by Leziren netizens before were also favored by the god of harmony.
With these reposted videos being harmonized one by one, the people who have never been able to suffer are angry!
"XDM, the video that was forwarded to the tubing just now is hanging! As soon as the click broke 10,000, it suddenly prompted that the video had infringed on the interests of the relevant parties and was deleted. ”
"The manure pit like the oil pipe actually talks about profits? If you want to talk about infringing on interests, China's interests have been infringed on the oil pipeline! What is this called freedom of speech? I'm so smiling! ”
"No, I can't swallow this breath. This can't be counted like this, I can't stand it! @听劝小哥李有志, the little brother video was posted by you, and now it has been deleted, you have to take responsibility for me! ”
"@听劝小哥李有志, I don't care, today I have to see the blood, the flow, the success, the river! Highly recommend the little brother to go to the BBC Online HQ in bloodbath! ”
Beep!
Receive an additional [Wrath] Amazing Value, 1012001 points!
Receive a suggested quest (Bloodbath BBC HQ) with a difficulty of 10 stars, and complete it to obtain an S-rank treasure chest.
“……”
In a small hotel in the suburbs of London, Li Youzhi, who had just taken a shower and went downstairs for dinner, heard two prompts next to his ears, and grinned.
This task...... If Brother Zhi really completes it, it will not be as simple as obtaining an S-level treasure chest.
Eighty percent can also mention the title of a five-star good citizen, being chased all over the city by helicopters and police cars......
You guys are so realistic, Brother Zhi is your idol, not the R-star killer you control!
And also
Obviously, now it is Brother Zhi who has provoked the Warner Department, and the flagship media and BBC Online have joined forces to suppress Brother Zhi, right?
At this time, shouldn't you fans feel sorry for your brother, support your brother, and fight to defend your brother with the world?
What kind of rhythm does this push my brother into the abyss of crime, and want my brother to fight against the whole world?
turned on the mobile phone and shook his hands, looking at the suggestions made by a group of irresponsible fun people in the comment area, Li Youzhi had 10,000 tons of old grooves in his throat.
Just when Li Youzhi was helpless to take a group of garbage fun people who didn't love his brother at all, but wanted to push his brother to the road of crime, suddenly a conversation in the direction of the restaurant bar attracted his attention.
"Hey George, how was the afternoon?"
"Hell, that's a bad thing. I don't know what happened today, there is a traffic jam everywhere in the city, and none of the things that were originally planned have been done. Damn, even though I'm a hillbilly, I've never seen such a busy downtown area! ”
"Well, it turned out that you went to the city, which was a real misfortune. There was a lot of chaos in the city today, and in the afternoon, I heard that there were environmentalists blocking the road on Downing Street and there was a lot of conflict with the citizens. The fire danger caused by a small earthquake at Notre Dame Cathedral scared half of London's fire brigade to rush over. It seems that God and his old man are not in a good mood today......"
"Who said it wasn't ......"
The hotel that Li Youzhi chose can't be called a hotel in the strict sense, in fact, it's a village bar, and the boss has changed the three floors upstairs into guest rooms open to the public.
The main thing is that it is affordable.
At four or five o'clock in the afternoon, people who had worked in the neighborhood gathered at the bar, and the cold restaurant was lively for a while.
Listening to the chatter of a few suspicious men at the bar, Li Youzhi smiled secretly.
It seems that the effect of the dilapidated clouds has gradually begun to appear.
But these little messes come and go...... Although it's very happy to block Daying, it's useless to yourself......
"Oh my God! Look, big news! BBC Online's database was hacked, and a lot of inside information was exposed! ”
Just as he was thinking this, suddenly there was another commotion at the bar.
Hearing this, Li Youzhi, who combed his ears, simply put down his knife and fork and came to the side of those idlers.
In the midst of the cracks, he saw the screen of an old man's mobile phone surrounded by the crowd.
With his specialized English level, he effortlessly saw three conspicuous hot search titles;
[BBC online database hacked and internal documents stolen]
[Mysterious hackers blackmailed the news, the BBC manipulated public opinion to conceal the news, the British Museum was stolen for a long time, and it was pressed by the BBC several times]
[BBC internal information has revealed that about 2,000 pieces of the British Museum's collection have been missing, stolen or damaged in the past few years]
Wuhu!
Looking at the hot search on the idler's mobile phone, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Good guys, suppress the news to control public opinion, and the traditional arts belong to yes,
BBC, right?
You want to pinch Brother Zhi in the morning, right?
This time, Brother Zhi will give you a whole job, see if you can suppress this wave!
"Why don't you call me to eat, starve to death?"
Just as Li Youzhi squinted his eyes and carefully recalled a short drama scene in his memory, there was a sound of dragging footsteps behind him.
Turning around and looking at Tu Susu, who was wearing sad frog pajamas, his hair was unkempt, and he had just woken up and went downstairs to forage for food, Li Youzhi was happy.
"I saw a Do Not Disturb sign in your room just now, and I thought you were resting, so I didn't disturb you. Come on, come on, order whatever you want to eat, if you don't like the food in the restaurant, let's change our clothes and go out to eat. Tonight, the whole audience will be paid by my Li Gongzi! ”
('')
Tilting his head and looking at Li Youzhi, who was patting his chest and suddenly becoming generous, Tu Susu's big eyes instantly widened.
But then, the surprise in her eyes turned to vigilance.
(。 -`ω-):
"Suddenly being so kind to me, it's either a traitor or a thief. Don't you want me to help you with something, do you? Let me tell you, I have been a cow and horse for more than three months, and if I don't rest for a week this time, I won't go back! God can't even let me go to work when he comes, I said! ”
Looking at the Tu assistant who was a head shorter than himself, obviously one meter six, but made a one-meter eight imposing assistant, Li Youzhi smiled.
"Am I as skinny as you think? Although I am the person in charge of Heguang, I have four non-urges for the work of our Heguang people; First, when I first entered the company, I am not familiar with the business, because I am good. Second, I don't urge those who work hard for the company because she is loyal. Third, I don't urge if I can't do well at work, because she is stupid. Fourth...... Assistant Tu, I don't rush because she is beautiful. ”
"Hey,"
In the face of Li Youzhi's sudden greasy flattery, Tu Susu disliked it.
But how thick-skinned Li Youzhi is!
Hehe smiled and waved his hand directly: "Okay, let's go to dinner first, you have a good rest after you come back, I'll go out to buy some fabrics, and see if I can find a tailor shop to make you a set of Hanfu, this time I came out in a hurry, I see that you didn't take any good-looking clothes." When girls come out to play, they have to leave a few sets of good-looking photos, dress you up tomorrow, I'll use you as a camera shelf, and I'll give you a set of blockbusters! ”
Looking at Li Youzhi, who was full of sincerity and didn't look like a routine at all, the disgust on Tu Susu's face slowly faded.
Li Youzhi's craftsmanship was seen by Tu Susu when he first started a drama club and rehearsed "China in the Classics".
At that time, the Hanfu wedding dress designed and produced by Li Youzhi himself was once an income-generating signboard for the clothing group of Tongchen Society.
Now, carefully looking at Li Youzhi's handsome face with a face of nearly 100 faces, Tu Susu suddenly had a strange emotion in his heart for a while.
Although...... Although he is a very cheap person, he ......
But occasionally there is a moment and a half, and others are still strange and likable, strange and good!
"That's it! Hook! ”
Lowering his head and skimming Tu Susu's little finger stretched out in front of him, Li Youzhi smiled and stretched out his hand to hang up.
While shaking Tu Susu's tender little fingers, listening to this Nizi saying nonsense of "not allowed to change in a hundred years", Li Youzhi had a brain teaser.
The script for the short play "Escape from the British Museum" in his memory was quickly built in his mind......
(End of chapter)