Chapter Eighty-Three: Can You Kill a Cow, Is It Considered Mighty?
sighed, and the fool had to be soft and hard, "You can't call me a daughter-in-law in the future, you know no, we are not married, if I am called a daughter-in-law by you, I will be drowned in the pig cage, then no one will give you buns to eat, you will have to go hungry, you know!" β
"Ahh
Shui Yiren looked at his frightened expression with satisfaction, and felt proud, Xiaoxiao, my aunt and grandmother can't clean you up! Then I listened to him.
"That daughter-in-law, let's get married now, let's go." And when he spoke, he pulled the people of Shui Yi up to get married. At first, he was really afraid that his daughter-in-law would be drowned, but then he thought that it would be okay to get married, anyway, he just didn't want his daughter-in-law to leave him, otherwise he would eat and drink.
"What kind of relationship, I don't like you!" Shui Yiren shook off his hand helplessly, only feeling a headache, why can't this guy make sense?
"I like my daughter-in-law!" Da Niu said bluntly, and after speaking, he looked at Shui Yiren, "My daughter-in-law likes me too, right, then give me buns to eat!" β
Shui Yiren was speechless and held his forehead, and he didn't leave the bun in three sentences.
"Let's go get married!" Da Niu said cautiously.
"No way, I don't like you like this, and I won't marry you!" The water Yiren found that this person always had the ability to provoke her.
"What does that daughter-in-law like?"
"Tall and mighty!" The water people replied casually. The man next to him stood up suddenly, his eyes shining with excitement.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm very tall, I can kill a cow, is it powerful!"
I'll go! Who will tell her, is this person stupid, stupid, even she has been trapped.
Shui Yiren couldn't, so he had to think of a way, patted his side, asked him to sit down, and looked like he was talking at length.
"Come on, let's have a good talk tonight."
Da Niu simply sat on the ground, and moved to her side, smiling silly.
"Big cow, do you want to eat meat? Want to go hungry? Shui Yiren's voice was very soft and magical, and people couldn't help but follow her words.
"I want to eat meat, I don't want to go hungry, I feel uncomfortable hungry." Da Niu replied simply, almost without thinking.
"Then from now on, I say one, you can't say two, I let you go east, you can't go west, I make people squat, you can't sit, understand? Otherwise, there will be no food! Hungry! The last two sentences of Shui Yiren almost gritted their teeth.
Da Niu quickly squatted up, "Oh, but, which side of the daughter-in-law is East?" β
"The side where the sun comes out is the east."
"What about West?"
"Shut up, don't get off the hook!" Shui Yiren shouted angrily, and lamented in his heart, in front of this fool, why was he so heartless, and he was almost led crooked again.
"Also, don't call me daughter-in-law anymore!" Shui Yiren had a straight face, his eyes were round, and he said word by word, "If you scream once, you will be hungry, and if you scream twice, I will throw you away." β
Da Niu only felt aggrieved, why can't he be called, "daughter-in-lawγ......"
"Hmm~" Shui Yiren made a nasal threat, and there was a sentence in his eyes: You call one to try, and there will be no food tomorrow.
"Hmph, if you don't scream, you won't scream!" The big cow was also awkward, and turned his head angrily. silently added a sentence in my heart, I call in my heart, I call every day, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law...... It's my daughter-in-law.
Seeing that he was convinced, Shui Yiren thought of the halfway bath he had taken, patted Da Niu on the shoulder and said, "Go there and guard, don't look back, you know!" β
"Oh!" His voice was a little low, he nodded, got up and saw Shui Yiren walking into the water, and his depressed mood instantly improved, "Daughter-in-law, I'll help you rub your back!" β
"I'll rub it myself!" Shui Yiren felt a little biting pain tonight.
"I don't believe it, I can't even rub it!" Da Niu insisted on his own opinion and stood stubbornly.