Chapter 614: Thieves, not thieves
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Chapter 614 Thief, Non-Thief (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Lorraine listened to St. Paul's questioning, and pretended to be stunned for a moment.
To say that Lorraine's acting skills have also been tested for a long time, and he is self-taught.
In order to hide private money and frame each other with Leo, Lorraine's acting talent was gradually explored in the long-term battle of wits and courage with several girls, although it is still close to the level of Adele, the first actor in the big 6, and it is basically impossible to fool the girls around her, but it is enough to deal with the people of the Holy See.
After putting on a surprised expression, Lorraine said: "Who admits it, admits what? Why admit it? Don't look at you as the Pope, but you can't frame others indiscriminately, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense."
Everyone knows each other well, but you have wronged people like this, believe it or not, I will sue you for slander"
St. Paul's face was blue and his lips were purple. The whole body trembled vigorously, and he wanted to grab the wooden staff in his hand and knock a row of bags on Lorraine's head.
Lorraine looked at herself, a cheap old man, and felt a burst of happiness in her heart at the moment. scolded in my heart: Let you be the law of the sea and make a stalk from it. Look at the sir, I can't be angry with you
Maybe it really responds to that sentence, the old father who raised his daughter and the thief who stole his daughter are natural enemies.
At this time, I heard a chaotic situation behind me, and several people were shouting indistinctly.
Lorraine turned her head to look and saw a young girl with a slender figure dressed in a cardinal's costume, and an old man in civilian clothes rushing over from outside.
It was Shirmel Melia and Obakhim.
They also got the news and hurried here.
But as soon as they reached the door, they were politely stopped outside by a group of attendants.
Obakhim was furious at the moment, Obakhim hadn't even slept well in the past two days, and he was holding back an evil fire in his heart.
He looked at the attendant in front of him and shouted, "Hey, grandson let me go." Believe it or not, grandpa, I'll copy the holy scriptures now, and call your face"
As he spoke, the tiger's body shook, and the rogue ruffian's domineering aura was wildly dispersed.
But he knew that this disaster was worse than yesterday's. If you are not careful, the Holy See will be doomed. Therefore, at this time, he was also extremely resolute and resolute, in order to be in a hurry, he didn't even want a little bit of the prestige of the cardinal, and he opened his mouth to talk black.
The attendant could only smile bitterly at the moment, but he was also on the order, and before receiving other orders, he still stopped Obakhm and did not let him pass, so he could only bow down again and again.
Obakhim snorted coldly at the moment, and was about to make a move and force his way through.
At this time, I heard a gust of wind in my ears, "Whew".
Immediately afterward, a dark shadow flew by.
Then there was a loud 'pop'.
Immediately after, a scream rang out.
Two thin streaks of bright red liquid rushed upward.
Obakhim looked again, and saw that the attendant had fallen to the ground with his hands over his face. There was also a thick holy book scattered around the side, and blood was flowing from his nose.
Next to him, Sylmeria moved her white wrist and said angrily: "You bastard, you dare to stop me." Open the dog's eyes and see clearly, can you stop my aunt and grandmother? Get out of the way."
Obviously, just now she has used the thick holy scripture to call on the other party's face, the technique is clean and neat, not dragging the mud and water at all, from lifting the holy book to slapping the waiter's face, it is completely a thunderous momentum, before the attendant's nerve electrical signals have not reached the brain, the thick and simple holy text has crossed a perfect arc of mystery and mystery, right in the middle of the waiter's handsome face, and the attendant will be knocked to the ground with one move.
You must know that this holy book is the same as the bricks, and it is one of the top ten weapons.
Why do those pastors have a? One is because they are thick-skinned, and the other is because they have holy scriptures in their hands.
Everyone usually goes out, and the government doesn't allow you to take bricks to go shopping, but if you bring a holy scripture, there is no such restriction, and it has the same killing effect. At the same time, it also carries an eighty percent spiritual attack.
The end ground is very powerful.
Priests travel at home and carry with them two weapons, a scepter and a canon.
This is an absolute killer.
A source of strength for priests to win every battle.
Compared with turning the head, the sacred scriptures are thick and wide enough, and it is easy to hold, and there is no problem with taking side shots.
And unlike the uniformity of bricks, the image is crude and simple, and the holy scriptures are exquisitely made.
In addition, if the lethality of the idle ordinary version is not enough, there is also a hardcover version of the hard skin, the hardness is already comparable to the bricks, if you still feel that it is not enough, the Holy See also has an iron edging collector's edition, although the price is a little more expensive, it can guarantee value for money.
If these are still not satisfactory, no problem, the Holy See also has a limited commemorative edition made of all-metal zuò, and it also provides a user-friendly service, which can be customized according to three specifications of iron, silver, and gold, and the large and thin thickness are all specified by the individual.
It is conceivable that once the war starts, when the other side is still looking for bricks all over the ground, you will copy the iron-cledged collector's edition of the holy book, shout 'Punish you on behalf of the Father', and then call him over and slap him to the ground.
Sylmelia is usually gentle and gentle, kind and kind, and it seems that she always speaks softly, but she is also a violent temper in her bones. Otherwise, she would not be the deputy captain of the picket team of the Maple Leaf Danlin, and she would become a strong woman who everyone talked about, and she would not dare to cast a sacrifice spell when she was trapped in the dense forest, and she would die with the enemy.
This time when she came to the Holy City, almost nothing went well, and the people around her were blocking her from beginning to end, and of course there was a lot of anger.
After she slapped the attendant to the ground cleanly, she lifted the corner of her skirt, lifted the high heels on her feet, and kicked the attendant twice in the completely dumbfounded gaze of the people around her.
When the attendants next to them saw it, they were all sweating profusely. This aunt is strong, and she is indeed strong enough.
Although these people did not know the relationship between the woman and the Pope, they also knew that she was about to be canonized, becoming the youngest and first female cardinal archbishop in history. It's not for them, the squires, to be offended.
They all hurriedly stepped forward at the moment, accompanied by smiling faces, and kept persuading. But he still stopped in front of the two of them, not daring to let them go casually.
While they were arguing, St. Paul's head looked back and frowned.
It was because the two of them were too close to Lorraine that he deliberately didn't let people inform them, and he didn't know how the two of them got the news quickly and rushed over, but now seeing the anxious look on Schilla's face, he knew that at this time, it seemed a little too late to think about separating them.
He sighed, felt a pain in his head, and said loudly, "Please come over."
Hearing the big *oss speak, the attendants breathed a sigh of relief, they had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, and then hurriedly got out of the way.
The two men stepped forward.
Obakhim came to him, greeted St. Paul, and then looked at the line on the statue of the Holy Father, and his eyes were black with anger, and he almost turned his back on it.
Is there such a provocation?
Stealing something, and leaving such words.
You're obviously playing with everyone like fools
This is a blatant mockery of the Vatinos as fools.
Shirmel looked at it and couldn't help but laugh. He stroked his forehead with his hand and sighed in anguish. Originally, she still wanted to intercede, but now the words are written on the wall. No matter how much you intercede, it's not good.
At this time, St. Paul's Dolu looked at Lorraine and said in a deep voice: "Count, since Archbishop Obakhm is also here, in front of everyone, you must now give me an explanation. ”
Lorraine also raised her eyebrows and asked rhetorically, "Explanation? What explanation? Why do we explain?"
St. Paul's was also angry, and at the moment he angrily pointed to the words on the wall, as if pointing to a piece of dog shit, and said, "About the explanation of this word." ”
Lorraine walked over at the moment, and then read word by word: "'Among the thieves of this treasure, there is a single thunder light, and a white light, a good man does things, and a good man is a good man. It has nothing to do with Leo, the grandfather of the Ruman Empire. ’”
He paused, then praised, "That's a good handwriting." The iron hook is silver, the pen is like flying, the face is tendoned and willow bones, and the signature is also painted with a flower body, which is very beautiful. At first glance, you can see that he is a master of calligraphy. People say that his words are like people, and when you look at them, you know that the person who wrote this word is a straightforward and heroic real man, not bad, not bad......"
Bai listened, and immediately tilted his head proudly.
Leo saw it, and hurriedly slapped it, slapped it hard, glared at it viciously, and motioned for it not to show its stuffing.
And St. Paulo almost fainted out of breath, not to mention that Lorraine deliberately interrupted, and he was left and right. Just that broken word is crooked, like an earthworm looking for its mother.
Leo's ugly words are directly inherited from Lorraine, and the handwriting of the two people is not less ridiculed by the girls, Leo can write these words to make people recognize, but it is not easy, and he is still praised like this, I know that this bastard is already open-eyed and talking nonsense, which is obviously not in their eyes at all.
He took a deep breath, calmed down as much as he could, and said, "That's what I mean. What do you say?"
Lorraine spread her hands and said, "You shouldn't ask me this question, right? He actually dared to act and left his name, and he was really an out-and-out good man who dared to act, good. ”
St. Paul's head was a little dazed at the moment, and he felt that all his blood was rushing to his brain, and he shouted angrily: "Do you think we are fools?
Lorraine was also unceremonious, and shouted: "Are you fools? That thief has already said so obviously, you still have to doubt us." ”
St. Paul's pause at the moment.
Lorraine pointed to the handwriting on the icon and said, "Look at it clearly." In order to prevent you from suspecting us again and hurting the innocent, the thief deliberately left a word. You're still trying to plant a blame on us."
St. Paulo said angrily: "This is obviously that you have no silver three hundred taels here. ”
Lorraine said: "We, will we be so stupid? If I really do it, I can still leave suspicions for you to suspect us, I look down on the standard of this lord too much." Besides, last night, your people went to our hotel and set it on fire. Tsk, it's not at all, did they find any stolen goods?
Didn't you?
Even if we are thieves, but your people are like herding sheep, making trouble all night, do we have that time?
Not to mention, now that heroic and righteous thief took the initiative to leave a handwriting to explain the situation. Taking a step back, he has bad intentions and deliberately leads you to doubt.
And you really believe it, and you are led by the nose by him
You IQ, alas, really have a fight with pigs"
As he spoke, he raised his head, looked at the angry eyes of everyone, and hurriedly changed his words, "I'm sorry, I was wrong." I shouldn't have insulted a pig. It's going to be smarter than you people."
An attendant next to him shouted, "Stop quibbling." You stole it."
Leo didn't show weakness at the moment, and shouted: "We didn't steal, we didn't steal"
Bai also kept yelling and helping on the side.
The squire cried out, "Are we fools to steal something, and to write such a letter that has no silver here?"
Lorraine also shouted: "Do you dare to say that you are not stupid? If the thief deliberately wrote it to make you suspicious, and you were fooled and came to question us." Are you stupid?"
The man's face turned red for a moment, and he cried out, "You stole it." ”
Lorraine said: "You say yes, yes." What about the evidence? The big museum said it was us that time, and this time it also framed us, when we are people, show the evidence, or I will sue you for infringing on the reputation of the nobles. ”
Everyone in the Holy See was stunned for a moment.
yes, what about the evidence?
Everyone knows that they stole the things, but what about the things?
Those things are not one or two pieces, but a whole box, a whole car.
After taking stock of the losses of the museum, they naturally know how much they have lost. No matter how powerful these people are, where can they hide?
Everyone searched everywhere they could, but they didn't find anything suspicious.
Thinking of this, everyone fell silent for a while.
Lorraine looked at them and said loudly, "A bunch of brain-dead." Not to mention last night, maybe the thief did it the night before
You guys are like crazy, patronizing us to get into trouble, but not looking for real thieves
I would like to ask, why is that?
Suspected of being thieves, did the nobles of the Ruman Empire receive this kind of treatment in the Holy See? The imperial governor who helped the Holy See spread the light of the Father God all over the steppe and educated hundreds of thousands of half-orcs should be treated like this?
Don't say I won't agree, even the millions of orcs behind me, as well as the hundreds of millions of people in the empire, won't agree."
This is not only a threat, but also a threat to Chiguoguo.
Everyone was silent at the moment, their hearts were dark, the identities of several people on the other side were not simple, all of them were big people who stomped and shook the mountains, if they suspected the wrong person, it was Yan zhòng's infringement of reputation, and the Holy See had to walk around without eating.
Everyone thought to themselves, "Do we really suspect the wrong person?"
Lorraine stepped forward, glanced at everyone, and said, "Could it be that there are traitors among you? deliberately misguided? Before suspecting us, it is better to check your inside, according to experience, most of these things are done by internal ghosts." ”
Everyone couldn't help but look at each other for a while. Under Lorraine's gaze, he even timidly took a step back.
The traitor of the treasure thief, no matter who the crime is, they can't bear it.
In the face of Lorraine's aggressive attitude, St. Paul's was speechless for a while.
Lorraine couldn't help but snort coldly, although he had now successfully diverted the other party's attention, he still didn't stop, and continued: "You have nothing to say, right?"
"Everyone is out to mix, everything has to pay attention to evidence, what is written on it, it was not Leo who stole it, you think Leo stole it. If it says, 'It wasn't taken by the God of Light,' do you suspect that it was the God of Light who stole it?"
When the people heard him mention the god of light, they lowered their heads and muttered prayers.
Lorraine couldn't help but curse in a low voice: "A bunch of brainless guys"
Obakhim watched Lorraine's performance at this time and walked over immediately. He whispered, "Lorraine, what the hell is going on? Did you do it?"
Lorraine shrugged and said, "I don't know. ”
This sentence is very level. Did you do it yourself, and you didn't even know it? Could it be that you were sleepwalking at the time?
Obakhim pondered for a moment, then turned to look at Leo.
Leo flashed his big black and white eyes twice, and then said, "Don't look at me, it says that it wasn't us who did it, and it wasn't us who did it." If you don't believe me, search me."
As he spoke, he stood in place, then raised his hands high. The grandfather looks upright, looks up to the sky, and is not ashamed of the ground, and is not afraid of what evidence the other party will find.
Bai watched from the side, and hurriedly raised his long nose. And he closed his eyes in a big way. Relying on the other party to come and search the body, it is extremely above board
Everyone couldn't help but smile bitterly when they saw it.
Not to mention the true cross, it is the eternal light on it, and the size is the size of a fist.
And in the summer, everyone wears thin clothes and stuffs something on their bodies, which is easy to show their shape.
Although the fat man is white and fat, if there is something hidden in his body, it will not be invisible.
And the elephant next to it was draped in silk on its back, and the big pockets on both sides were bulging, but it was very likely that something was hidden.
But every now and then he grew his nose, took out an apple from his pocket, clicked and chewed it, and then took out an orange and chewed it. Then he took out a banana, ate the almond, and threw the peel on the ground.
No matter how you look at it, how you feel it, it is impossible to hide the real cross in that big pocket.
Of course, the main thing is that everyone thinks about another, more serious problem.
Although there are no fangs in its big mouth, the back molars alone look like a grinding disc, and if you put your hand in it, it will not be better
In case I reached into its pocket and touched it, it sniffed here, and then grabbed its own hand, and without looking at it, it directly stuffed it into its mouth, and chewed sweet and sour pork ribs. Eat the meat, chew the crispy bones, smack the bone marrow twice, and finally spit out the remaining bone residue......
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but shiver in unison. Although the Holy See's medical skills are unparalleled in the world, it has not yet reached the point of white flesh and bones.
At this time, St. Paul's Dolu looked at Lorraine coldly and remained silent.
And Lorraine looked back at him coldly and didn't say a word.
Next to her, Shirmel looked at the two of them, and couldn't help but feel a headache again. Why are these two people always like black-eyed chickens, fighting at every turn?
She hesitated, and was about to step forward to play a round.
At this time, I saw St. Paul's hand raised coldly and said, "In this case, I am disturbed, and someone is coming, please go back." ”
The words were unusually cold and hard. Although polite, there is an unceremonious taste in the tone.
It's just that he didn't say it explicitly, 'get out of here', and he pointed his nose and scolded the street, and there was only a wall of distance.
Lorraine also flicked his sleeves, snorted a haha, and said, "Haha, you're busy with you, I'll just go back and make up for another sleep." ”
St. Paul's sneered and said, "No." ”
Lorraine raised the index finger of his right hand, touched it lightly in front of his forehead, and said, "You're welcome." ”
As he spoke, he turned to Lester and said, "Let's go, let's go back quickly, don't prevent them from investigating the case by these masters of cutting raw pork."
From today on, everyone will stay in the house and not go out for a single step, the province will be wronged by them again, and what stolen goods will be planted on us. ”
Leo was shocked at the moment and said, "Don't go out a single step, so what if you want to pee?"
Lorraine glared at him angrily and said, "Then it's lame, lame and pulled down."
"Ah......h
Lorraine ignored him and walked towards the door.
He took two steps, then suddenly stopped again, and then said to the attendants, "By the way, I remind you of something. According to my estimate, since that thief is called Wanli Lone or something, although the name behind it is, Lei Guangguang and Bai Guangguang ......"
He pondered for a moment, and then continued: "There is only one person who is called a lonely journey. So...... So what you are looking for is a man whose name is 'Thunder Light and White Light,'
Since it's a weird name, it should be easy to find. Of course, this is just a little bit of my personal opinion. It's up to you whether you listen or not
Farewell. ”
After finishing speaking, he led everyone away.
The faces of the people who were so angry were white, they had seen those who had been slapped in the face, but they had never seen such a hard slap in the face.
It's okay to steal something, and after stealing it, I still left a word, which is already enough to slap my face, but now I say it again, it's obvious that I am treating the big guy as a fool, and then I will be deceived into the stinky ditch
St. Paul's head looked at their backs and raised his chin coldly.
Fifty attendants immediately took the order, and they followed closely behind Lorraine.
Because of repeated thefts, he lost face. In grief and indignation, these guards swore that they must be closely monitored at 24 hours, and they must not be given an opportunity to take advantage of it.
Shilmelia saw it, glanced at the Pope secretly at the moment, and then hurriedly chased after him.
Obakhim looked thoughtfully at their backs, and suddenly a very bold idea arose in his heart.
Immediately, even he himself was a little shocked by this idea.