Chapter 4 Quiet, I'll tell you the story

The door behind the counter opened, sticking out a girl's head, and the shopkeeper waved anxiously: "Mei Xiang, go back to the room." ”

The girl smiled, walked out, closed the door with her hand, saw that the store was full, and said happily, "Daddy, business is so good today." ”

The shopkeeper smiled wryly.

She walked out of the counter, was stunned for a moment, turned around and said, "Why are there still four dead people, Daddy, don't make tea for them, the dead won't pay." ”

Gongsun Wang clapped his hands and laughed: "It makes sense, it makes sense." ”

The girl glanced at Gongsun Wang and walked straight towards him, and the shopkeeper's anxious eyes were about to burst out. The girl sat down at Gongsun Wang's table:

"Why are you alone, they don't play with you. Shall I play with you? ”

Gongsun Wang rubbed his hands happily: "Okay, what are you playing, what do you say to play?" ”

The girl had a loud voice, so that everyone could hear her, and she said, "Shall we guess the riddle?" I asked you to guess, and if you guessed correctly, I will award you a prize...... Forget it, you can't guess anyway, you can't guess, you can just give me the silver that old thing gave you, okay? ”

Gongsun Wang hurriedly said: "Say it quickly, I'm in a hurry to kill Dr. Cha." ”

"You say yes or no,"

"Okay, okay." Gongsun Wang thought to himself, he couldn't guess it, it was a big deal to let the old ghost give this little thing another ingot of silver, or himself, and he would run away, what was the matter?

The girl said, "Let's guess who are the three most capable people in the martial arts?" ”

Gongsun Wang wrenched his fingers: "Dr. Tea one, Dr. Fart one, Dr. Tea one, Dr. Fart one, no, no, four." Dr. Tea one, Dr. Fart one, and ...... By the way, there is also a Gongsun Wang. He counted and counted himself, and everyone was amused.

"No, no," the girl interrupted him, "Dr. Tea is the first to taste tea, the first to sleep, and the first to repay the money owed." Martial arts, it's very rotten. ”

Everyone gasped, thinking that the girl was dead this time. Unexpectedly, Gongsun Wang not only did not get angry when he heard this, but said happily: "It makes sense, it makes sense, Dr. Tea wants to pay back the money he owes." ”

"Let me tell you, these three people, one is Yuwen Hongfei of Kuaizai Villa, and the other is Tian Shinan of the Tianyi Sword Sect, the first sword in the world is promoted by the Jianghu Gong, who quit the rivers and lakes five years ago, and lives in seclusion here Bixiwu, it's funny, a swordsman, and he actually came to learn what Yan Ziling. There's another one, hehe, it's probably the head of the flower child. ”

When Lu Bukong heard her taunting her master, a wave of anger surged in his heart. After thinking about it, why should I be like a yellow-haired girl. Moreover, this girl's insight is indeed reasonable. In the martial arts, the top figures recommended by the public are these three. The leader of the beggar gang is Mo Wuwen, no one on the rivers and lakes knows who he is, and no one has ever fought with him, but the beggar gang is the first big gang in the martial arts, full of talents, and the predecessors of the gang advocate that the son of the sect is invincible in the world, and he is willing to pass on the position of the gang leader to Mo Wuwen, with these two items, people in the martial arts have to believe that he is indeed strong in martial arts, enough to compete with Yuwen Hongfei and Tian Shinan. It's a pity that this is unheard, he was originally a rich child, he met Zhang Zongzi by chance, drank and talked, and the two met late, and married Jin Lan. Later, Zhang Zongzi fell ill and lived in Mo Wuwen's house, although he was diagnosed and treated by a famous doctor, he did not get better. Before he died, Zhang Zongzi begged Mo Wuwen to take over the gang leader token and serve as the gang leader, but Mo Wuwen couldn't refuse, so he had to agree. After Zhang Zongzi's death, Mo Wuwen excused himself to take over the position of the gang leader in desperation, which was not the original intention, and resolutely refused to carry out the gang leader's enthronement ceremony. He also said that the Mo family has been an official for generations, and he joined the beggar gang, so he is sorry for his ancestors and ancestors, not to mention that he is also a person who is greedy for fame and fortune. was so angry that the beggars helped the four elders and set fire to his house. Mo Wuwen has disappeared since then, and more than seven years have passed, and the beggars are still looking for it. This has long become a big secret in the rivers and lakes.

Gongsun Wang listened to the girl's words and nodded again and again: "It makes sense, it makes sense." The first two tea doctors fought with them and lost a lot of money, and the latter one, he has a lot of money and is also a hero. ”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh. I thought that this Gongsun Wangwang was also honest, and he actually said that he was losing a fart, how many people in the martial arts were beaten to cry and cry for their mother, and when they turned around, they still didn't forgive, and refused to admit defeat? It's just the last sentence, it's funny, Yinziduo has a fart relationship with heroes.

The girl continued: "Ugly Eight Monsters, do you know the second riddle, the Falling Flower Sect of the evil sect in the martial arts has already caused a headache for the famous and decent families, and a more powerful Heavenly Daoist Sect has recently appeared, Mom, click when you see people, click when you see people, don't let them touch the ugly eight monsters." ”

Gongsun Wang's face showed fear: "Wouldn't it be fun to click, as soon as my Dr. Tea saw them, he turned around and became Dr. Fart, and he ran away." ”

"On this day, the Taoist sect wiped out the Changsha Mansion of the Wuji Sect, the Kunlun Sect, the Weilong Dart Bureau, the Yeluo Villa and the Beggars Gang, and just destroyed the Emei Sect and the Jinsha Gang three days ago."

The words were shocking. There were disciples of the Emei Sect and the Jinsha Gang in the crowd, who shouted in surprise, stood up, and asked in a trembling voice, "Really?" ”

The girl gave them a blank look: "Why don't you go back and see, it's far away, what are you going to grab here, really." ”

"Thank you!" The disciples of the two factions of the Emei faction and the Jinsha Gang hurriedly resigned.

Lu Bukong, like everyone present, was secretly surprised. This girl must have a good background. He glanced at the shopkeeper, who was staring at his daughter in a daze. Lu Bukong said that this shopkeeper must also be a master, and he was blinded just now. As he was thinking, Lu Pingyang beside him had already stood up and said loudly:

"The girl is well-informed, and she must know about my master, please advise me on one or two."

Lu Bukong was trying to stop Lu Pingyang and prevent him from revealing his identity, and he didn't want the girl to smile faintly, so he said:

"Is your master Tian Shinan? Of course I do. A month ago, Yuwen Hongfei came to Bixiwu to ask your master to come out of the mountain and join forces to deal with the Heavenly Dao Sect. Yuwen Hongfei is also smart, he knows that in today's world, the only way to deal with the Heavenly Daoist Sect is to cooperate with fellow martial artists and put aside grievances. If you don't want to, but your ambition will die before you are rewarded, and the Heavenly Daoist Sect has already spied on his whereabouts and killed him in the Tian family. The people of Kuaizai Villa thought that it was Tian Shinan's poisonous hand, and Yuwen Gongzi came to ask for the crime, but he didn't expect that three days ago, Tian Shinan's family of more than 30 people were also poisoned, and only one housekeeper Wei Guang and Gongzi Tian Yuan ran out. It's a pity that the martial arts are so big, and no one can deal with the Heavenly Dao Sect anymore. ”

"May I ask if my master is really harmed by the Heavenly Dao Sect?"

"Who do you think it is, Rongcheng faction? Yes, the head of the Rongcheng faction, Quan Jiren, lost to Tian Shinan in Wudang when he was swordsman, and Quan Jiren was narrow-minded, and he dreamed of this sullen breath. But does he have what it takes? ”

Lu Bukong nodded approvingly. The more he listened, the more he wanted to know the origin of this girl and this shopkeeper, what was the purpose of disguise and hiding here? He lined up the famous people on the rivers and lakes one by one, and he couldn't match the old and the young.

The girl turned the conversation around and pointed to the heroes in the teahouse: "Ugly monsters, do you know who are here?" ”

Gongsun Wang clapped his hands happily: "I know this, ride a horse Kangkang, ride to Songjiang, the tiger in Songjiang City is barking, Wangwang." These dog mongrels are the Hengshan faction, the Sanqing faction, the Tianyi faction, the Yunnan Wuhua hand sect, the Fujian Putian faction, the Sichuan Mengshan faction, and the Jincheng Golden Knife Gang on the roof, and the Quanzhen sect on the opposite roof, and the two beggars who came over on the street, as well as my own faction of Dr. Tea, and you, hehe......

The girl quickly interrupted him: "Okay, okay, you guessed it." ”

At this time, two beggar disciples walked into the door, and everyone secretly admired in their hearts, don't look at Dr. Cha's madness, in fact, everything has not escaped his eyes and ears, and his every move, if he is not careful, will definitely attract death. Thinking about it like this, I can't help but break out in a cold sweat.

"There's one more thing you can't guess, do you know what they're doing here? Forget it, let me tell you, the people of the Tianyi faction are here to find the enemy, you are here to see the excitement, and there is hehe, hehe, they are all here for one thing. ”

"Something so fun, I'm going to play with it too."

"You'd better not play. This thing is Tian Shinan's incense sword, which is said to be the thing of the Tian family's townhouse. The ancestor of the Tian family, cast by the famous heroes of the Chu State, is extremely sharp, sharpens people's heads like wheat mangs, and there is no blood stains on the sword, so it is called the Piaoxiang Sword, which means that there is no smell of blood, there is no smell of blood in the world, and who has ever seen a sword that kills people without blood? It can be seen that the sharpness of this sword, on the weapons spectrum of the past dynasties, the Tian family's Piaoxiang sword is ranked first, Tian Shinan is alone in the rivers and lakes, and half of the credit should be recorded on this Piaoxiang sword. ”

Gongsun Wang sighed in disappointment: "I thought it was a fun thing, a sword, where is my bell fun, jingling bells, pine pillars patting wooden beams, decorated with gold pedals ivory beds." ”

The girl also smiled: "It's of no use to you, but it's a life for these people." The Heavenly Daoist Sect didn't know when it would find them, and a good weapon could come in handy when fleeing for their lives. What's more, the martial arts factions, the covetous incense sword is not a matter of ten or twenty years. Now that Tian Shinan is dead, Tian Yuan and Lu Bukong are useless waste, how can they keep the Piaoxiang Sword? Missing such a good opportunity, and thinking about the incense sword again, is really a dream. ”

"They are looking for the Floating Fragrance Sword, but they can't come to Bixiwu, what are they doing here?" The shopkeeper had already heard it with relish at this time, he had never heard of this idle thing in his life, and he was so interested that he forgot about it and couldn't help but ask.

"Naturally, they have all been there, but they haven't found it, so they suspect that Yuwen Gongzi took it, so they are guarding it here."

"Oh, I know, the person wearing linen and filial piety in the Huizhou Hall opposite is the person from Kuaizai Villa, and the one lying in the coffin must be Yuwen Hongfei."

The girl nodded: "Daddy, you are so smart." ”

She turned her head and said to Gongsun Wang: "I won't play with you anymore, I'm going back to the room, didn't you see my father glaring at me?" ”

The girl walked a few steps, turned around, and stretched out her hand: "Ugly bastard, I'll tell you so many stories, take the money." ”

"What you wanted to talk about, I didn't ask you to say. Don't play, don't play. ”

"We said it's a good guess, I asked you to guess, and if you can't guess, I have to tell you. If you lose, you won't give the money, hurry up, hurry up, or I'll tell the heroes here to cut off your ears and weigh them. Sit in rows, eat fruits, and Daddy turns to cut his ears. Daddy, bring me a knife. ”

"I don't have money, I don't have money." Gongsun Wang said nervously.

"The ingot of silver on the table isn't yours?"

Gongsun Wang hurriedly stuffed the silver into his arms, and his face turned red.

"If there is no silver, you see how much silver is on the table."

"Ugly, do you want to pay the debt? Hmph, what Dr. Tea owes money to pay back the first, I think it's the penultimate one. Quick, bring the silver. ”

Gongsun Wang's neck turned red, and he hurriedly grabbed the string bell and the fan, and fled to the door.

"I don't have any silver, I don't have any silver, will I pay you back next time I have silver?"

When he was about to reach the door, Gongsun Wang let out a long roar, and the person shot out of the door like an arrow. His smug voice came from the street: "The dead girl wants to cheat me out of money." Ran away, fled to Grandma's Bridge, and Grandma smiled at me......"

The girl bypassed the stunned shopkeeper and disappeared behind the door. After a while, the door opened, and the girl's head stuck out, and she yawned sleepily: "Daddy, business is so good today." ”

She walked out the door, holding a silver ingot in her hand: "Daddy, look, silver." ”

The shopkeeper said, "Where did it come from?" ”

"Just now an old woman came to my room and stabbed me here and there, and I couldn't scream, I couldn't move, and she stripped me of my clothes. When she came back, I looked, Dad, I was almost scared to death, how did she make her look exactly like me? ”

Only then did everyone know that the one just now was pretending, and the disguise technique was really good. When the girl said poke here and there, she meant that she was pointed at by the old woman. Everyone compared, and sure enough, this one was more noisy than the one just now, and he was much more clumsy. Lu Bukong inspected it, and the hunchbacked old woman who asked him for the copper plate just now was gone.

"The old woman was very kind to me, Daddy, and she gave me this ingot. She asked me to come and tell the flower girl here that her second brother is now outside the West Gate, and he is fighting with the prince of Rong and the city. ”

When Lu Bukong heard this, his heart was terrible, no wonder the second brother hadn't shown up yet, it turned out that he had met Quan Hengguang. He glanced at his fourth brother Lu Pingyang and sixth brother Fan, and pulled his blushing face. The four of them quickly left the teahouse and ran towards the west gate.