"Your mother didn't teach you manners?" The tax police pointed at Ivan and Fox and scolded sternly.

The term 'you' is usually referred to as top-to-bottom.

For people with status, even if they don't know each other, they should call each other 'Your Excellency', and like Leo, who hugs each other and looks like a big person, they should be called 'Zunjia' respectfully, which is the most basic etiquette among nobles.

If you don't abide by this etiquette, it's a naked offense, and generally at this time, the other party should throw white gloves to duel, otherwise it will be difficult to mix in this circle in the future.

Ivan's arrogant salutation annoyed Leo's bodyguards in the first place.

Ivan listened to the knight's unceremonious reprimand, and couldn't help but be furious.

As a nobleman, although he is a distant branch of the royal family, he is also one of the wealthy families after all, and his bloodline is naturally much more noble than that group of ordinary nobles.

Even if the governor of the province of Moronto saw him, he had to be polite and greet him from a distance.

But now he was being trained by a little knight who had no rank on his shoulders and no medal on his chest, which was a shame, especially in front of his subordinates and untouchables.

Ivan couldn't help but snort coldly, the dignity of the nobility is inviolable, if he dares, he must pay the price~!

His Excellency then glanced at the thugs beside him. Motioning for them to step forward and support themselves, at least show their muscles to this group of uninvited guests.

But looking at the black muzzles in the hands of the tax policemen, the thugs were all numb in their scalps - the machine guns on the carriage had a ring of barrels.

None of the thugs dared to take a step forward, but they were about to cry: Nima, boss, can you rely on some score?

These weapons are all legendary magic weapons, the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Soul Chasing Death Spear.

With the landing of humans and the deliberate propaganda of the human coalition, various rumors about these weapons have spread throughout the Semitic continent.

It is said that with a gentle finger, a black hole can spew fire from the tube, sucking away the soul of a person.

Compared to the forbidden spell magic of the undead, the finger of death is much more powerful. Even the dark mages coaxed by cowhide cans can't stop it, and the armor of high-level knights like iron cans can also be pierced.

And that's not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is its quantity.

It is said that this weapon was produced by a machine, and it was made by taking a few parts and putting it together, so that every soldier could assemble one.

This is equivalent to the killing magic of the undead in every soldier.

Just imagine hundreds of thousands of dark mages......

In the face of such a powerful army, even the high priest had to flee for the wind.

And you want everybody to go up. Stand out for you?

We've got a few big blades in our hands at most.

Your brain is broken, but our brain is not broken~!

If you really catch up with the first step, you can't say that you will be killed immediately.

Everyone is just a bunch of dogs in the countryside who carry cages and lead dogs, and when facing the common people with a combat strength of only five, needless to say, they are naturally brave. But on the other side is an army, and it is an army that kills people without blinking. Who isn't scared of this?

Ivan watched the thugs all cower, none of them dared to step forward, but pushed each other and scrambled back, and was even more furious at the moment: "You guys are useless rice buckets, usually Uncle I raise them with good food and drink, and they all brag about it." It's like they're all the titan Garidan. But now they're all scared.

Ivan was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth, turned around and roared at the thugs: "What are you afraid of? Aren't they just a bunch of ruffians? I want to see if there is a king in the world? Do they dare to kill people casually?"

In anger, he roared loudly, and as he spoke, he kept foaming at the mouth. It's like a wounded wild bear.

In Ivan's roar, the thugs had a strange feeling of hatred in their hearts: when there is usually nothing to do, it is this Ivan master who says that he is the king.

It's time to get here. Is there a king law, or is this Lord Ivan, when you can't beat others, you also start to use the king law as a shield?

Although they are reluctant, they are paid after all, and they still have some professional ethics.

At Ivan's stern urging, the thugs reluctantly looked at each other. Then he cautiously moved forward.

The other party didn't look like an unreasonable person, otherwise they would have been shot all out of the way.

Seeing that these guys were about to move, the soldiers on the roof of the carriage who had been on guard sneered and lowered their guns. Then the board machine was pulled.

'Tutu Tu Tu ......'

With the crisp sound of gunshot, a long tongue of fire erupted from the muzzle.

Bullets rained down on the thugs' feet.

I saw that the ground seemed to be boiling a pot, and it kept splashing dust.

The bullets lifted the pieces of dirt.

And at the moment when the gun rang out, the faces of those thugs had all turned snow-white: Nima, these guys really dare to shoot~!

And he didn't even say hello.

But at this point, it's too late for them to regret it.

Seeing the dirt flying in front of them, in order to avoid the bullets splashing under their feet, they could only scream loudly, while jumping desperately as if they were crazy, and retreated clumsily, like a group of dancing bears.

But the bullets from the machine guns kept chasing them.

And when the tax policemen saw it, they were all leaning forward and back, laughing vigorously.

This kind of tap dance under the bullet has always been a traditional repertoire for these puppies.

When you go out to play hooligans, you meet those guys who refuse to pay taxes, and give them such a paragraph.

Just a few shots at their feet, even the most stubborn and indiscrete guy has to pay honestly.

When Ivan saw that, his brain also buzzed, his mind went blank, and he watched in a daze as those thugs jumped there desperately, screaming and wailing like a group of girls.

For the first time in his life, he encountered something that scared him with trembling.

And while Xiaobai looked at Ivan's blue and white face for a while, he couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: This stupid dead fat man is going to be unlucky this time, and he is going to be unlucky~!

But looking at the look in his eyes, it seems that there is more schadenfreude, it would be nice if this person should be obedient and obedient earlier. Second Master Lei is the person who likes this kind of disobedience the most.

The second master, who was too obedient, was embarrassed to start, and if he was disobedient, he just scraped them into the bone marrow

It was a long time before the magazine of a machine gun was emptied, and the continuous sound of gunfire stopped.

The legs of the bouncing thugs were already tired, and as soon as the gunfire stopped, they all collapsed to the ground, panting desperately. He stuck out his tongue for a long time, and looked in horror at the still smoking muzzle of the machine gun.

Because the exercise just now was too intense, even if they were lying on the ground, their legs twitched from time to time.

In order to avoid those merciless bullets, they fought for their lives, and the souls that would be scared out had not returned.

See their amazing performances. Leo smiled smugly at the moment, proud of his world-famous trick of the State Administration of Taxation, and did not speak, but looked at Ivan expectantly.

Ivan shuddered and took out a handkerchief from his pocket, then wiped it on his pale face, and calmed down, only to realize that the little dead fat man opposite had been staring at him.

He froze. Immediately, he reacted, stiffened his body at the moment, bowed slowly, and said, "In Lower Ivan, Fawkes, see ...... Ever seen the bureau...... Your Excellency Director. “

After the gunshots rang out, Lord Ivan suddenly figured it out: it was a Semitic tradition to entertain guests to the door with warmth and friendliness, and a bad attitude was also a thing that was very inconsistent with the knighthood of the nobility.

Of course, the main reason. The old Semitic government army was too much of a bucket to fight back, and now this place is covered by these people. This form is stronger than people, so naturally I can only listen to them.

Leo smiled at the moment and said with a bold face: "You're welcome, you're welcome." Since ancient times, the Shining family has been a family, and the God of Light and the Great Demon God are both brothers. Rice in a pot and sleep in a room, who of our brothers is with whom? You say yes? Hahahahahaha......

Everyone couldn't help but laugh and cry, and they couldn't help but show a bitter smile: while slamming the door with his men. While pulling the relationship, this little dead fat man is really shameless enough.

It is really ...... that he was able to talk so affectionately with a machine gun just now I can't help but admire, this little fat man is not very old, but how can he be shameless to such a point~!

This young master is really a mature politician.

Even Ivan was about to point to his nose and ask, "What did you do when you machine-gunned everyone just now?"

But in the end, he opened his mouth, but he could only hold back his breath secretly, and he endured it: although as a nobleman, he was very arrogant in front of the common people, but because of this, he recognized the reality in front of him more clearly.

He took a breath, forced himself to calm down, resumed his noble style, and said politely: "I don't know what happened to Your Excellency the Director of the Bureau when he came to me today?"

Leo waved his hand and said: "It's nothing, the director just heard that Brother Ivan is the largest landlord in the county.

So my brother came over to pay a visit. Haha, hahaha......"

Ivan was stunned for a moment, then picked the corners of his mouth, and only showed a smile that seemed to cry with all his might, he looked at Leo, and while carefully observing Lei Erye's expression, he cautiously asked tentatively: "Your Excellency the Director, is it really just to come and see?"

Leo put one hand behind his waist, held his stomach, waved the other hand, and laughed heartily again: "It's really just to come and see, look at you, between our brothers, you still can't trust me?"

Ivan grinned at the moment: This little dead fat man is really wonderful, and he is actually a master of a honey-bellied sword. I don't blush when I say such a cheeky thing.

I don't know who he learned this from?

"Of course......" Leo suddenly coughed at this time, and then his tone changed, revealing an embarrassed look, and said, "Of course, there are also a little things to discuss with Brother Ivan." Haha, it's really a small thing. You don't have to take it personally. Hahahaha......"

Leo also deliberately stretched out his hand and pinched his thumb and index finger, indicating that he was really very small.

Ivan sighed in his heart: Sure enough, it came.

It is impossible for the tax commissioner to come to the door with the Baishi people to drink tea and chat with him, but the other party is a group of human beings, representing the rebellious temporary republican government of the Semitic tribe, for which His Excellency Ivan is already mentally prepared.

He spread his hands helplessly. said: "If there is anything, the director, you can say it directly, as long as it can be done, brother, I won't blink my eyes." ”

At the same time, he suddenly remembered when he was a child, when the nurse held him to watch the pig slaughter - the fat white pig was lying on the board and did not bark. But he could only watch the butcher's knife come over.

It didn't seem to be any different from what I am now.

Leo laughed twice and said, "Sure enough, it's still Brother Ivan, it's really happy." Brother, I'll be blunt. ”

He paused for a moment and said solemnly: "That's the case, isn't it time to pay taxes?" I know that Brother Ivan is a big financier, and my brother is the director of the General Administration of Taxation. Naturally, I had to make a trip myself.

My brother won't give me this face, will he......?

Ivan was stunned and said, "But...... But I'm a nobleman, and ...... according to the law."

Leo immediately snorted coldly.

The knight next to him had already shouted: "What nobleman? Are you sick? Do you know that it is now a republic."

Two days ago, the Senate and the House of Representatives had just passed the guò bill, which completely abolished the aristocracy under the Semitic Republic.

Do you know that in the future, everyone will be equal, and everyone will be a citizen. Do you know ......?"

Ivan felt like a thunderbolt from the sky, his body shook, and Hao Xuan didn't sit down on the ground: no nobles?

Ivan seemed to see his own titles, titles and privileges. The winged fan flew away.

He looked at the knight in a daze, the scene in front of him was completely black and white, and there was no hearing in his ears, although he saw that the other man's mouth was constantly moving, but he didn't know what the man was talking about.

After a long time, I came to my senses, the color in front of me gradually returned to normal, and the sound was heard in my ears again.

I heard the knight on the other side continue: "If you talk nonsense about the nobles. It's just that you are concerned about the puppet dynasty and have bad intentions, so be careful that the master will arrest you and send you to the FBI for coffee.

By the way, the coffee they have there is the most unpleasant in the whole continent, and it can drink people to death casually~!"

The words reveal the chill of Sensen.

Leo reached out and shook Ivan's face with a smile on his face. said: "Brother, brother, do you understand?"

Brother, I came all the way to collect taxes. You're not going to give me this face and cooperate with me, right?"

Looking at the little dead fat man's smirk on his face, Ivan wanted to rush forward and strangle the hateful little dead fat man to death, but the muzzle of the guard behind Leo kept pointing at him.

Ivan pondered for a long time, and then asked in an astringent voice, "How do you want me to cooperate?"

Leo clapped his hands at the moment and exclaimed loudly: "It is worthy of Ivan, Fawkes, the thousandth and fifth fat sheep on the famous list...... Phew...... Aristocrats, really happy~!"

He paused, and as soon as he raised his hand, someone next to him immediately handed over a copy of the text.

Leo took it, then opened the text and read it aloud: "Ivan, Baron Fox, male, thirty-five years old, lives in the White Birch Manor, Bart County, Morondo Province. It has 13,763 acres of land, in addition to it, there are shops and a number of real estate.

According to the fourth paragraph of Article 1437 of the Provisional Government Tax Law, since the family land exceeds 300 mu, it must be levied at a progressive rate, with an additional one-third tax per mu of land.

According to the current market price, that is, five silver coins per mu, a total of 6,800 gold coins.

In addition, the real estate tax, the poll tax, the commercial tax, the cultural and entertainment tax, the unified war tax, the patriotic donation tax, the reconstruction tax of the Great Demon God Holy See, the city appearance management tax, the environmental protection tax, the small animal protection tax, ...... plus the cost of work, etc., a total of 5,073 gold coins.

Together, the two amounted to 11,873 gold coins. “

Ivan couldn't help but be frightened when he heard this. So many taxes, such a huge amount of taxes, even as a county landlord, can not pay, there is really so much money, he either continue to buy land, or go to the provincial capital to buy a house for investment.

At this time, Leo looked at him and laughed: "But for the sake of our good brotherhood." I'm in charge, I'll wipe out the odds for you, as long as you pay 11,800 gold coins. ”

How's that going, man, I'm interesting, aren't I?"

Looking at the appearance of him frowning there, everyone present couldn't help but have a strange thought: I really wanted to find a pile of shit, step on it hard, twist it twice, and then take off my shoes. Pumping the meat of this shameless little ruffian fiercely, the white and tender little face~!

Ivan held back his anger and said, "Your Excellency is indeed very interesting, but I don't have so much money, and I only have ...... One thousand, one thousand gold coins. ”

Leo was stunned. Then he laughed again and said, "If you don't have so much money, it doesn't matter."

Our Semitic government is also not reasonable, and has long expected this situation, so it has deliberately issued the New Economic Policy.

You see, all you have to do is sign this piece of paper and sell the 13,463 acres of land to the Provisional Government for the price of five gold coins per acre. Not only does the government not need to take your money. and I will find you fifty-seven thousand three hundred and fifteen gold coins.

Because it is a wartime economic tension, there is no way to give you cash. But I'll write you a note, if you take the slip when you pay taxes in the future, you can offset the taxes.

Look, where are you going to find this cheap thing? Find a corner and squat and have fun. ”

Ivan almost vomited blood. I didn't care about it, and shouted angrily at the moment: "Five gold coins per acre of land? You are simply a robber~!"

Leo's face changed immediately, and he said, "Robber, you dog, you are really shameless."

Lao Tzu has checked the transaction records, and when you buy your land from someone else, it is only four gold coins at most. Now Lao Tzu, in accordance with the laws of the market economy, will give you five. Are you still not satisfied?

Grandma's, what do you want to do?

Now it is the home of the Semitic provisional government, and what Lao Tzu said is the king's law, you bastard don't listen to Lao Tzu. Do you still want to rebel?"

Ivan couldn't help but secretly complain: he also bought the land from someone else's hands. As a result, land prices are extremely low.

Unexpectedly, these guys actually used the transaction records as the basis to force them to buy their own. This can be regarded as a cocoon.

Leo suddenly smiled at this time and said, "I said Lao Yi." If you sign it, there are many benefits. For example, the Xiaobai next to me is the general manager of the world-famous quantum hedge investment fund.

As long as you sign it, it will collect the tax bill from you at a 7% discount. Then, you can take the cash and invest it elsewhere. For example, the current railways and communications are all extremely popular industries, and they are all profitable.

How's that going, man, I'm interesting, aren't I?"

Ivan couldn't help but have a cloudy look on his face.

At this time, Leo continued: "Don't blame my brother for not reminding me, this tax must be paid on time, if you delay paying the tax for a day, you will have to pay a 10% late fee." ”

Ivan couldn't help but shudder, ten percent a day, that's more than 7,000 gold coins~! These damn tax collectors are much more ruthless than usury.

And seeing that this little dead fat man looked impatient, as if he wanted to pull his legs and leave, he thought about it, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll sign ~!"

If you don't sign it now, as soon as the dead fat man leaves, who knows when he will see him again, maybe all the money will be deducted by then, and he will have to find money for him again, at that time, he will lose a lot of money.

At the same time, he also looked at Leo's little hand very carefully, and wondered if his hand could also be used to extract cream from it with a light grip on a stone, as in the legend.

Leo laughed at the moment and said, "That's right, follow the second master and me, and I will definitely guarantee that you won't suffer a loss." ”

Ivan was also out of the way at this time, took the pen, and signed the text with a brush.

Leo took the text at the moment, then looked back and forth, and then his face changed, and he shouted loudly: "Left and right, Ivan Fox set up a private court in the White Birch Manor, beat civilians at will, and violated the Semitic constitution. Take him and his henchmen for me. Handed over to the city guard for disposal. ”

Ivan couldn't help but look at Leo in amazement.

At this time, a group of tax policemen had already rushed up and arrested him and all the thugs.

Ivan couldn't help but scream angrily and scolded again and again.

But Leo turned a deaf ear, came to the front of the family of four, and looked at the young man: "This brother, we saved you, so you must remember to send us a pennant for righteousness and courage to our tax administration." (To be continued.) You are welcome to come to the Biquge www.biquge.info to vote for recommendations and monthly passes. For mobile phone users, please go to read

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