Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Sect Disciples Who Robbed the Bucket
Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Sect Disciple Who Robbed the Bucket
Category: Men's FictionAuthor: Li SensenTitle: Dragon Devouring Emperor -
Chapter 101: The sect disciple who robbed the bucket
In order to let the two of them finish eating the braised fish with chili oil made by Nangong Xiangxue, Tang Yan next to him kept adding fuel to the fire, because he knew that if the two old men finished eating, he wouldn't have to eat it. [Immortal Realm and Nangong Xiangxue saw that the two teachers were in tears, and coupled with Tang Yan's words, she thought that the two of them were very moved, and continued to put the remaining braised fish with chili oil into her teacher's bowl. The two of them wanted to eat it very much, but they didn't know what Tang Yan next to them was thinking of to coax the princess, and when the time came, the princess coaxed them to gnaw the fish skull too, which would be troublesome, so they could only continue to eat.
A large strip, just like that, was eaten by the two of them in less than three minutes, and after eating, their lips began to red and swollen, and in less than ten minutes, their lips seemed to be hung with two red ## #δΌΌη. Let Tang Yan next to him secretly be happy, and he was very grateful to them for helping Tang Yan share this disaster, so he poured tea for the two of them next to him, and called him sweetheart and so on, looking like a very good person.
"Teacher, you, are you okay!" Nangong Xiangxue next to her said like an orangutan when she saw her teacher.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I haven't eaten chili peppers in a long time!" the two old men said, waving their hands.
"I'm sorry, in fact, I just poured a little chili oil, who knew that I accidentally poured it all down, and the sugar was used up by Sister Yue again, so I ......" Nangong Xiangxue said as if she wanted to cry.
"Princess, don't be sad, the teacher knows that you have worked hard, we are fine, ah, no, I have to go to the toilet!" Nangong Boya and Nangong Boliang, who were swollen like orangutans, said.
After these two old men left, Tang Yan finally couldn't help laughing, laughing at Nangong Xiangxue for wanting to murder the teacher, so that Nangong Xiangxue couldn't help it in the end, and cried on Zilan and sobbed. The discomfort in her heart, obviously she worked hard, worked hard, and made this dish for Tang Yan very seriously, and was laughed at by him in the end.
Dongfang Wan'er next to her was the same, although Tang Yan didn't laugh at them, but they knew that Tang Yan also meant that, looking at their failed works, and finally their eyes fell on the disciples of the sect who had been following Tang Yan all along. Yes, looking at those sect disciples who were secretly laughing, he picked up the sweet and sour vinegar fish in his hand and came to them.
"Don't you think it's funny?" asked them with a gentle smile as a quiet Dongfang Wan'er, who looked like a fairy.
"No, we were just talking about jokes!" "A fighting king from Daomen looked at Dongfang Wan'er's beautiful face, his two long willow eyebrows straightened up, and the corners of his mouth floated with the look of hiding a knife in his smile.
"If the sect doesn't want to be destroyed, you'd better help me eat this plate! You know, I'm the next head of the Dongfang family. Dongfang Wan'er said to them with a smile, scolding in her heart: "I make you laugh, I will make you laugh!"
"Ah, Grandma, is it okay not to eat, we really don't mean to laugh at you!" said to the Sword Sect Dou King.
"It's not laughing at her, it's laughing at me?" Xuanyuan Yue next to him also said with his own food in front of them.
"No, no, we were really just joking just now! I don't believe it, you ask them!" said this guy from the Sword Sect and pointed to his friends next to him.
"Yes, yes, we really didn't mean to laugh at you!" said the man next to him with a constant nod.
Although Xuanyuan Yue is not very powerful, but she is now Tang Yan's woman, the Sword Sect is because of her words, Tang Yan pointed the tip of the sword at the Sword Sect, and saw that one killed the other, and the news also said that it would be late to kill into the Sword Sect and destroy the Sword Sect. Just this Tang Yan, this cow man, they didn't dare to offend, looking at these two plates of deliciousness, they began to regret it. But I didn't expect that even Nangong Xiangxue was ## #δΈθ Ώ.
Nangong Xiangxue was even more angry than the two of them, although the fish on the plate had been eaten by her two masters, but there were still more than two bowls of chili oil on it. Pointing at them with a high-spirited look, he said: "I let you laugh at my teacher, I make you laugh, if you don't give this to your aunt and grandmother, I will let my father destroy your sect." β
"Scared!"
This time, all the guys were scared stupid, and the sect disciples who were sitting next to them began to leave secretly, but they were caught by the guys next to them. He said to them, "You were the one who laughed the most just now, and you are not righteous enough to walk away like this!"
"That, that one, I just want to go to the toilet!" said the disciple of the Sect Master who was caught with a smile on his face.
"Let's go after eating, so you don't have to make two trips!" the disciple of the Sword Sect said to him.
Next, needless to say, everyone also knows what happened, under the coercion of these three beauties, they held the bowl in their hands and ate these ointment delicacies. While eating, I shed tears of emotion, hehe, it's strange not to be moved, one is made by a princess, the other is made by the third-ranked beauty in the empire, and the other is also the daughter of the family ###.
"Is it delicious?" asked Dongfang Wan'er when she looked at their touched looks.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, it's an honor for me to be able to eat Dongfang Wan'er ###ηζθΊ in a few lifetimes. A one-star Dou King of the Sword Sect disciple kept nodding and saying.
"That's fine, don't worry. There will be many opportunities to eat it in the future!" Dongfang Wan'er thought of Tang Yan's words, in order to make the most delicious thing, before giving it to Tang Yan to eat, these judges became a taste tasting job.
"Ah, it's great in the future, we are so moved!" Dou Ling, who was eating acetate sour fish, was so jealous that his face was full of tears, and when he heard Dongfang Wan'er's words, he was moved.
It's not that they are moved, but they really want to scold this guy from the Sword Sect, there's nothing to do, just pat her ass, and if the fart sounds, they will become the food tasting judges of these witches in the future.
The little junior sister Zilan and Zhu'er next to him, looking at their touched looks, covered their mouths and smiled secretly, for Tang Yan, he sat there eating the fish made by Zhu'er and the little sister Zilan. For these followers, I just feel helpless for them, and I just have a little sympathy in my heart.
This day, relative to them, was an unforgettable nightmare, after eating, they began the last work, the rest of the work is to go to the latrine. Due to the large number of people and the lack of toilets, one thatched toilet squeezes two to three, pull it, spit it. It was worse than food poisoning, if it weren't for the fact that they had some pills on them, they would have collapsed in the latrine.
"Open the door, open the door!" a guy covered his buttocks behind him, his legs like a young girl, clasped tightly, and kept banging on the door of the latrine.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't rush!" said the sect disciple who squatted in the latrine, as if feeling the most comfortable moment in his life.
"No, no, I'll pull it out, damn, open the door quickly, or I'll be in a hurry with you." Said the guy who was outside patting the toilet door.
"I've got three people here, you go to the next one!" said the three guys inside, squatting on top of the bucket with back to back.
"Anything else, those Douwang overlords are gone, I can't beat them, hurry up, boss, when I beg you, I'm about to pull down my pants!" said the clenched legs as they began to tremble.
"What are you afraid of, I'll teach you a method, if they don't open the door to you, you will say to the princess, saying that they scolded the princess and Wan'er for making things that are very unpalatable, even if they are unpalatable, it looks like a piece of stool. That way, they'll open the door for you and share the bucket with you!" said the guy inside to the door tapper outside.
"Ah, that's okay? Okay. β
Sure enough, this trick is really good, the strong man who dominated the toilet inside, after hearing the words of the guy outside, immediately opened the door of the toilet for him, first stared at him fiercely, and then said with a smile: "I'll let you in now, remember, don't talk nonsense, those words will die, Lao Tzu finally cultivated to the king of fighting, I don't want to die in the hands of a beautiful woman so soon." β
"I know, I know, don't worry, well, it's so comfortable, well, it's cool, it's cooler than playing in bed with a woman!" said the guy who was squatting on top of the bucket with a happy look.
Waiting for those guys outside, and seeing that this guy's words worked, they also began to apply the dialogue that the other party had just said, whether it was the strong or the weak inside. It really worked, and when he said that he was going to run to the princess and say bad things about them, the guy inside hurriedly opened the door for him, and let them squeeze in, from three to five.
There is no way, I don't want to be destroyed by the princess, so I can only do this, in case they really bring these words to the princess, the consequences will be even more serious than now. Lauring belly is just a trivial matter, but when a person dies, it is a big thing, especially those strong people, they look like they can't bear it anymore, and they have to endure it, squeezing the bucket with the little people outside.
On the other side, a few guys kept patting the two toilet doors, and the people inside didn't open the door after a long time, although they also said the dialogue just now, the result was still the same.
"Inside, open the door for me, or I'll explode your chrysanthemum!" The guy who had endured it for a long time outside even cursed out foul language.
"That's enough! shut up for me!" Nangong Boya, who had been squatting inside for half an hour, shouted at the garbage outside.
"Damn, who do you think you are, open the door. Otherwise, I'll go to the princess and say that you scolded her for making a dish that stinks like a piece of!"
"If you scold again, the old man will let you eat!" Nangong Boliang on the other side scolded.
After speaking, a powerful murderous aura came out of the latrine, and a breath of the emperor pressed the squeaky garbage outside, and a few guys on the spot were about to pull down their pants, and now they were suppressed by a powerful breath, and they were pulled to their pants at once. In the end, he didn't even dare to let out a fart, and with an ugly expression, he looked at two old men with the same orangutan mouths as them coming out of it.
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"Okay, you guys pull slowly!" Nangong Boliang said with great sympathy for these guys.
"That guy is too cunning, he usually pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, even we are cheated by him, ah, no, I'm going to pull it again! Quick, get out of here!" Nangong just came out of it, his legs were clamped, and his hands covered his lower abdomen and ran back.
For those guys who dominate the bucket, even if they have taken off their pants and squatted there, under the power of the strong, grab one in one hand and throw them all out. Then he squatted back into the latrine he had just used, and groaned slowly in it, and for the guys who were thrown out, they were not hurt, and they did not dare to curse. just pulled his pants and ran to the toilet next to him, yelling and scolding, and pulling him out of the weak as if he had been bullied by the strong just now.
"Damn, you're great, aren't you? Don't you understand what it means to be precedent? I'll wipe your sister's ......
"If you don't want to die, just stay outside, and I'll return it to you when I'm done, otherwise don't be rude to me!" scolded the strong man who occupied the other party's bucket.
"You...... You're kind of!" The guy who was thrown out didn't dare to scold anymore with his bare ass outside, so he had to look for a guy who was weaker than him.