Chapter 35

On the roof of a private house next to me, I was watching the show with great interest, but the dragon appeared and appeared to me, and I thought for a moment: "It seems that it's because of me, it's not like the manga now, the dragon saved Luffy and left." The dragon knew I was here, and came over to see me play monkey tricks. I don't like to be seen as a monkey, but I can't do it if I don't play now! Besides, there are quite a few navies here, so I have to disguise myself before I appear. Otherwise, Smoker, who has a strong sense of justice, will definitely change his future as a mad luffy, and will chase me frantically instead. ”

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After about five seconds, I slowly walked out of the shadow of the building where the dragon's eyes were looking, and exclaimed, "Huh, isn't this the leader of the revolutionary army? Wow! Is this Colonel Smoker of the Navy Headquarters? Is this the world government and the revolutionary army are about to start fighting each other?" I exclaimed, and then held my chin and pretended to be nervous and naturally said to myself, "It seems that I have to wash my hands immediately, otherwise in this troubled world, the lives of our businessmen will be in danger!"

Moltke, on the other hand, saw me in disguise and shouted, "Boss, please, save Captain Bucky!" and Bucky and Ebida said in confusion, "Boss?"

The dragon looked at me with an intriguing smile on his face.

"Ah~ Isn't this the dutiful coolie of our Chamber of Commerce and my lovely wife?How can we be held hostage by your navy? Our Chamber of Commerce pays full taxes to your world government every year!(Actually, our Chamber of Commerce has been established for less than a month, but these navyes definitely don't know these details, so I try my best to fool Smoker) We are legitimate and good citizens! How can your Navy Headquarters treat us like this?" I pretended to be extremely surprised, pinched the duck and shouted.

When Smoker saw me, he felt that my voice was more like a clown than Bucky's, with black lines on his head, but he still said expressionlessly, "These are the pirates of the Bucky Pirates of the Clown!

After hearing this, I walked up to Smoker, foamed at Smoker, and pinched a sharper voice and exclaimed: "How is it possible? We came together, and each of us has a certificate of good citizenship and documents issued by your World Government (this thing, as a demon, I can make tens of thousands of them in an instant, but as for whether there is really such a thing, I don't know, I know that it can definitely fool Smoker temporarily. How can we be pirates?" After saying that, I walked quickly to Bucky, pinched Bucky's face vigorously with both hands, and shouted at Smoker, "Look! This is my poor little Kidki of the Chamber of Commerce! Colonel Smoker, look at it!" Look at this stupid, stupid face that looks like Bucky the Clown of the most vicious wanted criminal?" and Smoker looked at this face with a crooked nose and a pair of big buckteeth in his mouth (I took the opportunity to temporarily change the appearance of this guy with my own power when I touched it, Bucky was pinched and hurt, but he didn't react. Smoker felt as if I was talking big, but he looked at me cautiously to avoid harming innocent civilians!

And I continued to walk to Ebida, pinched Ebida's chin fiercely, turned her face to Smoker and shouted: "This beautiful little girl, but my wife, we have already received a marriage certificate from the World Government! Colonel Smoker! Look at such white and tender, so cute, so innocent, so powerless (I slapped Epida on the back with my other hand, and covered Epida to vomit blood, and the beauty was stunned and did not react). With that, I kissed Abida the face, causing half of Abida's face to be covered with my saliva and snot, and the viscous liquid was still dripping on her face. I cried out in a terrible voice: "Colonel Smoker, look at my poor wife, such a beautiful, weak, law-abiding little woman, who has been innocently captured by you like this!

At this time, Bucky and Epida reacted at the same time, both glaring at me, but when I looked back, I glanced at it as if nothing happened, and the killing intent and demonic aura contained in it made them both stunned.

The dragon behind Smoker struggled to hold back his laughter, while Nochgaard, Moltke, and Richie looked stunned (I hadn't done such a spoof in front of them). Smoker didn't notice the strange expressions of these four people, and suddenly felt as if he had caught the wrong person...

I continued while the iron was hot, "Colonel Smoker, look, my poor little Kiki and my sweet little daughter-in-law are fainting with fear from you!" With that, I kicked Bucky and squeezed Epida's chest hard. Then he pinched the duck with a sad face and shouted in a sad voice: "Colonel Smoker, I have already handled all the documents and paperwork in accordance with the legal procedures of the World Government! If you don't believe me, I will show you them all!" Then, I took out a thick stack of certificates and documents from my satchel (which was actually made directly from the demonic space) from my body.

Smoker felt even more puzzled, seeing my rough behavior, and instinctively told him that I was more like a slave owner than a serious businessman, but it could also be my family matter, he thought for a moment, and cautiously motioned to his man, who was slumped on the ground, to check the papers and paperwork I had brought out. The wordy man walked over, carefully flipped through the certificates of me, Moltke, Bucky, and Ebida, they felt a little strange, and then looked at Bucky and Ebida and the group, and then I didn't know where to dig out Bucky and Ebida's bounty order, and carefully checked the certificate documents I gave, walked up to Smoker, and whispered: " Report to the colonel, I don't know whether some of the certificates have really been issued by the world government, but the seals and signatures on the certificates and documents are all genuine, and most of the documents, including the marriage certificate, have definitely been applied for in accordance with legal procedures! Moreover, the appearance of these people is completely different from the wanted criminals in the bounty order!"

When he saw that most of the certificates had the serious signature and seal of the Admiral Sengoku, Smoker was also stunned. Smoker can definitely distinguish the authenticity of the signatures and seals of the marshal Sengoku, and all the signatures and seals of the marshal here are absolutely genuine. Smoker froze, and could only look stupid, believing my documents to be true. Smoker felt that today was terrible, the most potential rookie pirate Luffy was let go by the dragon, I thought there was a consolation prize for the Bucky Pirates, but now I have made a mistake! There is not even a consolation prize, and as a result, not even a pirate has been caught, and he has wronged the good guys! Smoker had no choice but to let us go, and ran back to the navy's base in Rogue Town in embarrassment, before leaving, Smoker glanced at the dragon fiercely, thinking: "Dragon, the revolutionary army leader, I am not his opponent at all, it is better to leave him to the marshal and generals to deal with them!" But that straw hat boy..."Smoker secretly began to hate Luffy and the gang in his heart.

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