Chapter 1: There is a violent princess in the family

As soon as he opened his eyes, he was faced with the three major questions of his philosophy of life: who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going.

Is the red and powerful hands in front of him his own, and why is it under his control?

How do I think I'm tall, hehe, you see, this guy next to me is a whole head shorter than me. However, the clothes this guy wears are a little old, my grandfather wore them better than this back then.

Also, this air, whirring--- whirring--- I have to take a few more breaths, I have to take a few more breaths, it's so-mom-haunted. Get out of the way, what are you doing around me, don't block me from taking oxygen.

Hey, why are you all looking at me?

"King Chen, you scared the little one, you've been standing for an hour, go down, the little one will kneel down for you."

"Yes, King Chen, come down." A few more together.

Chen Wang? What Chen Wang? Ah--- Liu Pet was taken aback, and hurriedly took two steps back: "Nima, so tall?" It turned out that what Liu Pet didn't know was that he was standing on the edge of the high city at this time, and when he looked away, it was a long and crooked avenue, leading straight into the distance. There were still figures on both sides of the avenue busy at this time, but they could see that there should be fields below.

Liu Pet was startled, but the people next to him were even more discolored, and a group of shouts rushed up one by one: "Chen Wang Chen Wang" kept shouting.

At this time, a warm laugh came from the bottom: "Hehe, how can King Chen, who is brave and skillful, be afraid of the small city tower, then the city tower of the Luoyang Palace is high." ”

Liu Pet listened, bullshit palace, you have watched too much ---- Nima on TV, don't say it, it's really like. Liu Pet turned around and saw that the person who came had a kind face, and at a glance, he knew that he was a charitable and easy person. The man walked up, and all the servants who passed by bowed their heads to him, and their faces were full of respect.

Liu Pet is completely confused, why am I here, I should be in the hospital?

I'm dead? Reincarnation?

I haven't heard of reincarnation being these three or five coarse ones.

Liu Pet was dumbfounded, and turned his head to look around again.

I was standing on a wall, and in the distance there were hills, roads, farmland, peasants.

Around here, look at your clothes, right? It's all dressed up like this on TV. You, you are? The one with a spear and a chest sticks out, are you a soldier? Brother, what about your armor, just this dress, it --- with me, this dress on my body is much more gorgeous. Then let's be the same as the next people, hey, look at it, look at it, return the soldiers, at most there are a few pieces of things on the chest, bamboo chips.

Liu Pet grunted and swallowed saliva, Nima, I crossed?

Chen Wang? Luoyang?

Liu Chong grabbed Uncle Xiang's hand: "Show me today's newspaper, what time is it today?" ”

Unexpectedly, the man took two steps back in a panic, and bowed his hand: "King Chen, King Chen treats a certain person like a brother, but the etiquette cannot be abolished, Luo Jun does not dare to accept this big gift." Also, King Chen, what is a newspaper? What does today's number mean, does King Chen want to ask what day it is. Today is the eighth day of the third month, nothing special? ”

Liu Pet is even more depressed, Nima, have you traveled to ancient times, my life, but, King Chen? I won't be the head of a country, right, shouldn't I be called Your Majesty? Luo Jun? --- Luojun--- Chen Wang--- Nima-Three Kingdoms Bar, Liu Chong, who is not a senior diving bar friend, broke out in a cold sweat.

It shouldn't be, he happened to see a post by a prince named Liu in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and he shouldn't have been, he was greedy for money and went to a small hospital for circumcision.

"King Chen, King Chen, how do you pull?" Seeing Liu Pet's lost soul and unwilling to give up, the greasy Nunu self-talk in his mouth was very terrifying, Luo Jun couldn't help but scream.

Liu Pet was stunned for a moment, pressed his hand on his head, and staggered to the ground: "Oops, oops, my head, I'm so dizzy." ”

Liu Pet couldn't help but be proud of his reaction, "How did you first arrive" I don't know anything, the best thing is to pretend to be stupid, and the best way to pretend to be stupid is to pretend to be sick.

Luo Jun was shocked, and several people in the palace also changed their faces, holding Liu Pet with their hands and feet.

Luo Jun suddenly changed his kindness, and glared at his subordinates majestically: "What's the matter, why is King Chen like this?" ”

The subordinate with a crying voice: "Prime minister, we don't know, an hour ago, King Chen suddenly said that his head was a little painful, and he wanted to blow the wind here, and he didn't say a word halfway." I spoke just now, and I was full of energy, thinking that it was okay, but I didn't expect it, woo woo, King Chen spared his life, and the minister of state spared his life. ”

"Spare your life? Hurry up, send King Chen to the palace and ask for a medical worker. ”

Liu Pet finally knows what class treatment is, mine, although the ancient conditions are a little worse, but you look, you see, everyone surrounds themselves, massage and --- feeding, crying nose, do you massage or rub oil, you eat my tofu? Come back, come back, oops.

I endure, I endure, don't scratch me, I'll laugh out loud and go.

Liu Pet has seen the Dream of Red Mansions, and at this time, he was startled by the gorgeous woman who rushed over in a panic at first sight, isn't this Wang Xifeng, before anyone saw it, he heard a anxious shout: "Where is King Chen, where is it, you are all stupid, if King Chen has a case, you all have to be buried together." ”

Liu Pet couldn't help but want to scold, what if you are just in case, you will be buried with me, hate me for not dying, who is this.

But I heard the snapping kneeling around me: "The princess spares her life." ”

Princess? I'm the prince, isn't that my wife? The voice is still so loud, my ah, Liu Pet suddenly had an obese figure in his mind at this time.

Unexpectedly, a burst of fragrance came to the nose, and then a melon seed face lowered its head.

Beauty, this, this is really the same as Wang Xifeng in Dream of Red Mansions, so beautiful.

"King Chen, are you okay?"

Liu Pet almost looked like a pig brother, almost drooling, and shook his head mechanically.

Suddenly there was a loud noise, and when the princess saw Liu Chong's appearance, she turned around and shouted: "Medical worker, what about medical worker?" ”

A white-bearded old man stumbled over, followed by a white young man: "It's coming, it's coming." ”

A cold hand caught Liu Pet's pulse, and Liu Pet was startled. Nima's, you can't let him see it, the doctors of this era are awesome, you can know if you are sick or not by taking a pulse, unlike the kind of doctors in later generations, who are just just to pit you for all kinds of examinations. What if I find out if I'm not sick?

Thinking of this, Liu Pet hurriedly moved, and shouted in his mouth: "Oops, oops, where is this, why am I here?" ”

"King Chen, it's time to the palace, stop for a moment, don't move, let the medical workers take a look." The weeping-nosed servant cried out.

Where is Liu Pet willing to stop, at this time, I saw a stern voice shouting: "King Chen is crazy, what are you doing coldly, a few of you, press King Chen's hands and feet for me, let the medical workers take a good look." Moving around, how do you look at it, I can't tie it with a rope anymore. ”

Liu Chong felt his arm tighten, and the princess's face came over again: "King Chen, I'm sorry." With a snap, the princess took matters into her own hands, rolled up her sleeves and pressed Liu Pet to the ground.

Liu Chong was dumbfounded, this woman is fierce, too disproportionate to his face.

The strange thing is that none of the people in the palace made a sound, but they are also a prince, perhaps, they are used to it.

Thinking of this, Liu Pet suddenly felt bad, this is a family with domestic violence.

No, you can't let a woman step on it, where is the dignity of my hero.

Liu Pet was about to resist, but at this time, the white-bearded medical worker had already succeeded, and said: "Princess, let it go, the old man is optimistic, King Chen is fine, but a little cold." ”

The little servant who was crying also shouted: "Yes, yes, King Chen also said that he had a headache." ”

The princess slapped him and threw it over: "Then you still let him go to the city wall to blow the wind?" There was a crack.

"Don't carry it back to the room, close the doors and windows, call the kitchen to stew chicken soup, no one is allowed to open the door if it's okay, if you let King Chen blow the wind, break the dog's legs."

So, a group of people carried Liu Pet into the house again. Liu Pet was not allowed to express his opinion during the whole process, just like a vulnerable group who was slaughtered by others.

It's over, it's over, I'm the king, the king of a country, even if the king didn't have any power in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, it wouldn't be like this.

It's over, it's over, there is a violent princess in the family, what should I do with King Chen.