Chapter 402: Goblin Zero
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Toma said that in the Bugu era, all the races lived in the cave where the weeping pills were exhausted, and when everyone was fine, they opened some pills, danced circle dances, drank wine, and played mahjong.
This happy day continued until the battle of the gods.
After the gates to hell were opened. Greed and hatred float out of hell and taint the whole. The world has changed.
Goblins, short in stature like human children about ten years old.
They have yellowish-green skin and broad faces. Protruding nose. The mouth is large and a mouthful of sharp teeth.
In the eyes of the world, they are greedy and despicable, evil, cunning and good at deception.
They live in the deepest parts of mountains and dense forests, in all those places that are not known to humans. In the most remote corners of the civilized world, enjoy a unique set of action and systems.
And there are no goblins living in the human world, but they are scarce and disgusted by humans, and can only live in the dirtiest corners of the city with trepidation.
But all goblins are proud, because goblins firmly believe that they have a glorious history, although no one will have a piece of paper that records the history of goblins handed down.
Legend has it that once upon a time, goblins ruled the world.
Their ancestors built a great thing called the United States of America or something, and the whole country was ruled by a group of the smartest goblins.
Generally speaking at this time. The goblins would mysteriously and solemnly tell the audience that the goblins of that time even possessed more power than the gods.
Goblins everyone has a cart that doesn't need a horse, and they have a boat that runs fast without sails. They can level a mountain with just one thick pipe.
Moreover, they can fly, not using magic like magicians, but everyone can fly.
Only then this one. The powerful goblin country has been destroyed by natural disasters, plague planets, predators, abyss demon kings and so on, in a word, they were destroyed in the end.
Legend has it that in the most mysterious corners of this world, there are also the ruins of the Goblin Republic.
Although the goblins were also wide on this kind of "my ancestors were also broad." Yes, the great spiritual topic is not tired of it, but the human beings scoff at their god-like babbling, and the ordinary people's opinion is "the filthy appearance of the goblins, and they deserve it?"
In fact, there are a group of outstanding historians who have gone through a lot of hardships, and even scattered their wealth, and obtained information from the dragons and elves, and have verified that there was indeed such a powerful goblin country in history.
However, the results of their research have been blocked before they can be published.
The reason is very simple, those goblins are simply a group of arrogant people without kings and fathers, who actually engage in a republic without an emperor, which is extremely unscientific in feudal society. It must be fake
These things must be those amateurs who have not passed the fourth or sixth level and have not obtained professional certificates
"The bricks are called beasts, and they make them up
Elves and dwarves are better off than goblins, and they are a minority in human society.
Elves and dwarves are also found throughout the continent, living mainly in the various hilly areas and at the edge of dense forests on the continent, and dwarves live a little more in the mountains.
And on the west side of the continent, across the not wide ocean, there is also an elven kingdom on a large island across the sea from the human world.
In the bitter cold mountains in the northwest of the continent, there is also a dwarven kingdom that is not a husband.
But because elves are very similar to humans, and they can sing and dance one by one, and most importantly. They range from children to the elderly. The arrows were all shot quickly and accurately. Not to mention, the elven mages have a strong ability group and have always killed people without blinking, so the racial discrimination suffered by the elves is not serious.
Dwarves are very popular in every country because of their generous nature, they are all honest in paying taxes, and they are good blacksmiths by nature.
Originally according to "Social Darwinism." In principle, people like this who can create value should be born to act as slaves and serve the people. Especially on behalf of the masses of the people and nobles to serve
But unfortunately, those dwarfs are extremely ignorant of lifting. One by one, they are short-tempered and get on fire. And they're born with great power.
They wielded hammers and axes in their hands. Slaughtering people is the same as slaughtering chickens, so it is taken for granted that they are recognized as members of the state. Just like the Indians on the reservation.
By the way, in the hinterland of the mainland, the elves are not only naturally beautiful and moving, but also a very good singing and dancing minority, very literary and artistic, and because the elves are relatively closed. Being able to marry a wife of an elf clan is generally a symbol of ability.
Speaking of which, Lorraine's ancestors can be regarded as cattle people, and they abducted all the princesses of the elven kingdom at that time, and gave the men of the Ruman Empire a big face.
This is the most outstanding contribution that the Lorraine family has ever made to the Empire, and hundreds of years have passed. Everyone is still talking about it.
Speaking of the Dragon's Cliff Grass family, in the Ruman Empire. Ordinary people's reaction will be to squint their eyes and say disdainfully, "Who is that? The words are so arrogant, at first glance, they are under-sucked."
And when it comes to the Lorraine family who kidnapped the elf princess and eloped, the men all suddenly realized. It turned out that he was the male protagonist of the bard's classic repertoire
And the dragon clan, needless to mention, they are just a legend, and there are occasional rumors about their whereabouts on the mainland.
In fact, there are many dragons active on the mainland. For example, Vera's mother often wants to do a wedding anniversary robbery ten days or something, but due to some extremely old treaty restrictions, they all appear in human form.
In general, there are quite a few elves on the continent. Dwarves, goblins and other races live among humans. However, because humans dominate the whole world, they have no choice but to become a minority. Only by integrating into the human world, otherwise the level will only be isolated by the whole world. The elves have an advantage in this area, and they do the best, so they have the best life.
Goblins, on the other hand, because of the biggest difference in size, are not as able to swallow their breath as dwarves, and the result is like a gypsy, or stop. Be a savage in the forest, or live a miserable life in wandering.
So, I've never seen a goblin cavalry. When he saw the goblin with the face of an old man, he shouted in panic: "What are you?"
The goblins opposite the cavalry were angry, though. But I'm used to it.
The goblin waved his hand helplessly, and said in a sharp voice: "Forget it, forget it, who is your head?"
The cavalry captain looked at the goblin's arrogant attitude. The face was dark.
He wasn't so ignorant that he knew that there was a goblin on the other side, but it was the first time he had seen a goblin of this size, and he dared to yell at him.
The cavalry captain pointed at the goblin and scolded, "Who are you, don't you know that we are fighting with the orcs now? Lie on the ground honestly, wrap your hands around your head, and tie them up obediently, or I will kill you. ”
"None," the old goblin glared at with triangular eyes. Angry, his face turned even greener.
He raised his hand in a domineering manner, pointed to the cavalry captain's nose, and said in a loud voice, "Good, good. You wait for me. I'll let you know the Word, and I know what my old man is."
As he spoke, the goblin gritted his teeth and untied the belt from his waist, tore the belt with all his might, took out a folded note from it, handed it to the orc beside him, and said, "Send it to the guy who doesn't have long eyes, let him see it for himself, it's not a big deal." Hmph, don't be scared after reading it
The orc grinned helplessly, took two steps with the note and handed it to the cavalry captain.
The cavalry captain looked at the goblin suspiciously, and saw that his nostrils were facing the sky, and he looked like a tall man, and he couldn't help but feel a little hairy in his heart.
He cautiously took the note and opened it to look at it. He screamed "ah" like a ghost, and his body shook and he almost fell off his horse.
When the cavalry behind him saw that something was wrong, they shouted angrily: "They have deceived the captain and killed him"
The cavalrymen all shouted loudly at the moment, and then they were about to rush forward with their sabers.
The captain of the cavalry hurriedly raised his hand and shouted, "Stop! Stop! Go back"
The cavalrymen were all stunned and stopped.
They looked at their captain suspiciously. Seeing the captain's urging again and again, they all had to slowly retreat, but at the same time, they surrounded the convoy.
The cavalry captain touched the cold sweat on his head. With a horrified expression on his face, he stared carefully at the note in his hand. It's like trying to see a flower from inside.
I saw a line written on it: "Order the military and political officials of Nai'an to give the person who holds this order a condition as requested." Don't slack off. Violators will be punished severely. ”
Underneath is the name of Governor Lorraine, and it is also stamped with the seal of the Governor.
The captain took the note in his hand and looked at it for a full quarter of an hour.
In the eyes of the cavalry captain, this unbelievable order is so true.
Unless the goblin in front of him is premeditated, or crazy and stupid, he will use this kind of light order that can be verified to bluff people, and then he will be hanged directly with a rope.
And the cavalry captain looks like a goblin. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a cha who has come down from above to inspect.
The captain weighed it, jumped off his horse, walked up to the goblin, returned the note to the goblin, and said as politely as possible, "Then, this goblin."
"Sir, remember to call me sir. Most of the humans I've seen before are very polite goblins, folding notes on their own. Squinted and didn't look at the captain, he reminded angrily.
The cavalry captain hesitated for a moment, and then politely re-said, "Mr. Goblin, please"
The goblin shook his round head, shook his head, interrupted the captain's words, and said solemnly: "Where is the Governor now?
"Ahh Besides, I'm not sure if you're real or not. ”
The goblin said with a straight face: "Send us to the governor's line, whether it is true or not, when the time comes, I will know immediately, I have an urgent military situation here, and I want to report it to the governor, and delay your action to eat the crime." !”
The captain thought about it, and he could only do this, and immediately let the team of goblins rush back to Crony City as soon as possible.
When they returned to Crony, the goblin handed the note to the Praetorian Guards defending Lorraine.
When Lorraine saw the note, she slapped the table in surprise and shouted, "This guy actually came back alive." ”
When Lorraine himself appeared at the door to greet the goblins, all eyes fell around.
Waiting for Lorraine to say to the goblin enthusiastically: "You are finally back, you have suffered, and after the point, everyone cried before they realized that this goblin seemed to be really very big."
Sha Jin held his head high, snorted heavily, and walked through the crowd with an arrogant expression.
Until Lorraine, the goblin Shajin immediately changed his expression, just like a loyal dog seeing his master, tears of joy fell, and said: "My lord, your faithful servant, Atom, Shajin, has finally returned alive. ”
Lorraine looked at the goblin's loyal expression. Although I know that this old guy must be acting. But it's also a little touching, after all, I ran a self-guided tour for myself......
Lorraine patted the goblin on the shoulder and said, "It's good to come back, come with me, I'll pick up the wind and wash the dust for you today."
The goblin bowed deeply, the tip of his nose was about to touch, and said, "Lord Xie's concubine."
Waiting for Lorraine to approach the headquarters with goblins and a few orcs, taking advantage of the fact that there was no one else around, the goblins pulled Lorraine and said anxiously: "My lord, I have 100,000 urgent and important news, and I want to report it to you quickly." ”
Lorraine suddenly became stern, and immediately said, "Come and I'll do it." ”
Hurrying back to the office with the goblin Shajin, outside the door Lorraine told the Praetorian Guard soldiers to guard the door of the house, and let anyone come closer, and entered the office with the goblin. Shut the doors and windows.
Letting the goblin sit in a chair, Lorraine personally brought a glass of wine to the goblin Shakin.
The goblin Shajin was not modest either, so he took it and drank it all in one gulp, gasping for breath comfortably.
Lorraine simply put the wine bottle in front of the goblin Shajin, sat down across from him, stared at the goblin with fierce eyes, and asked, "How important?"
Goblin Shajin said: "It is about the success or failure of the entire battle. ”
Lorraine frowned and said, "What other powerful methods do orcs have?"
Goblin Shajin looked left and right uneasily. Then he leaned forward and said, "We have the inner response of the orcs here." ”
After hearing this, Lorraine just nodded slightly with a straight face, and said, "It's not surprising, before the war started, I knew that someone was fornicating with orcs and reselling embargoed materials
The goblin Shajin jumped up from his chair in a hurry. Said: "My lord, you don't understand, I'm talking about Neiying, someone is acting as a traitor to the orcs." Open the gates and let the orcs in. ”
Lorraine was stunned for a moment, and thought about it carefully. He broke out in a cold sweat, and if anyone did do this, it was very likely to succeed.
Lorraine unconsciously squeezed her hands and asked in a deep voice, "Are you sure?"
Goblin Shajin nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, my lord, I'm sure." This time on the prairie. Relying on an old relationship from the past, I got hooked up with a half-orc patriarch who joined the coalition. Infiltrated their coalition camp.
Lorraine's eyes lit up, and she looked at the goblin looking crumpled after the wind and sun on the grassland. Said: "Okay, well done." Goblin Shajin grinned and said, "For the sake of our venture capital company, I will never die."
Target.
After I sneaked into the grasslands, I attended a few meetings between their patriarchs, the dead scorpion. Do you know?"
Lorraine nodded and said, "Vichin and Torek, the Scorpion King, the leader of the coalition, I defeated him in the previous net." ”
The goblin Shajin smiled: "My lord is really a god, and the half-orcs on the grassland are afraid of that dead scorpion to death."
That scorpion, when forming a coalition army. The patriarchs who once swore to the orcs promised that they would be able to open the gates of our city, and then they would occupy the city and rebuild the orc empire. ”
Lorraine sneered and said, "Rebuild the Orc Empire?"
Then he shook his head and said, "That Scorpion King." Quite the emperor wants to go crazy?"
The goblin chimed in, "Yes, sir. The half-orc chiefs all knew about the scorpions' ambitions, and they were just using each other. However, the patriarchs all thought that what the Scorpion King said about being able to capture our city was true. Even"
The goblin hesitated for a moment, saw Lorraine's sharp eyes glaring at him, and said stubbornly, "Even." I've probably seen this one too
"What could it mean?"
Goblin said, "When I was in the half-orc camp, I once saw a human by the side of the Scorpion King. The man was covered in black, but I'm sure it was a human. ”
Lorraine pinched his eyebrows with his hand, rubbed it vigorously, and said, "Sha Jin, you did a great job, far beyond my expectations." The news you brought back is timely and important, and it will be of great help to our war. I will always remember your credit, and your code name will be four in the future. You can rest assured. I will reward you and your followers. ”
Goblin Shajin looked grateful. Another bow below ninety degrees, said, "It is the glory of my Shajin to be able to serve you, my lord." ”
Lorraine waved her hand and said, "Alright, alright." I see, there is still important news
Goblin Shajin frowned and thought for a moment. Said: "My lord, there is a woman next to the Scorpion King, named Deibol or something, I haven't seen her, but those patriarchs said that that woman is likely to be the remnant of the demon clan
"Demons?. Lorraine said angrily, and then Lorraine slapped his thigh and hit: "Oh, it makes sense, I wiped out a group of necromancers on the battlefield, and I'm still wondering when the orcs also had mages." If it's matched with this demon, then it's logical.
I said that, it turned out that these puppies were doing right and wrong behind their backs. Heart