Zhu Yijun has never been an idealistic practitioner like Zhang Juzheng, so he has no guilt about humiliation.

The little emperor has never cultivated benevolence, Da Ming has just changed two books, and it is indeed not easy to move the Ministry of Shangshu again, but if you want the emperor to give Zhang Han a good face, it is absolutely impossible, there is no door.

To be honest, Zhu Yijun's requirements are not too high.

Ge Shouli, Wang Chonggu, and Wan Shihe are also Jin Party, but this time the rewards are all one reward, and Zhu Yijun also asked them to seek their own government in their positions, cooperate with Zhang Juzheng's decree, and implement the new policy well, so that the court will be excited.

This requirement is really not too high.

Empress Dowager Chen and Empress Dowager Li took Zhu Yiyi, King of Lu, and came to Baoqi Division again, today is the day of sweet potato harvest, because of Antonio's deferential heart, in order to seek investment, took out some seemingly cheap, but for Daming, extremely precious gifts, Daming's work of cultivating potato seedlings began again.

Zhu Yijun hummed and turned over potatoes and sweet potatoes in the soil, and Zhu Yijun no longer used urine and mud, after all, he grew up a little, Zhu Yijun now began to dig earthworms, pulled the earthworm for a long time, and then let go suddenly, sometimes it was pulled violently, and the earthworm was directly dragged into two.

Zhu Yiyi really enjoyed it and had a lot of fun.

Xu Zhenming, the Baoqi bachelor of the Baoqi Division, shook his head when he saw this scene, these earthworms are specially used for turning the soil! It's a farm implement!

"Master Xu, are you from Jiangxi?" Zhu Yijun looked at Xu Zhenming and asked during the break of harvesting potatoes.

"Yes." Xu Zhenming nodded honestly and said.

"Fu Yingzhen is from Jiangxi, or your fellow list, fellow villager, and fellow teacher, this time this Yu Maoxue is also from Jiangxi, He Xinyin is also from Jiangxi, you don't understand these things in the court, don't get involved, take the waist card of the Quanchu Hall and do things well." Zhu Yijun shook the big pu fan, when the autumn tiger was close to noon, it was still very hot, and there was a cold wind gust in the evening, and the temperature difference between day and night was huge.

The little emperor didn't look like a noble person at all, although his words were calm, but the meaning of his words was very clear, Xu Zhenming just didn't know everything, he would only farm, and he would participate in a party struggle of this scale, and he was afraid that he would be kicked out of the Quanchu Hall.

This is not good news for Xu Zhenming, technical talents should bury their heads in politics, do not participate in politics, and make indiscriminate statements, which is not good for themselves and the country.

This kind of reminder is crucial, because Xu Zhenming really won't.

Xu Zhenming was stunned for a long time before he whispered: "I have already gone to see Fu Yingzhen in prison." ”

"Confused!" Zhu Yijun's face changed when he heard this, and he sighed heavily and said: "You talk about you, you say you, you have nothing to do, just compile the book of agriculture, what are you going to see Fu Yingzhen!" ”

Last time, Fu Yingzhen impeached Zhang Juzheng, was humiliated by the little emperor, and then went to Shi, but Fu Yingzhen did not complete the formalities and was imprisoned.

In October of the third year of Wanli, bribery is still not a big deal, appeasement and bribery complement each other, and the examination law is undermining appeasement, only the disadvantages of appeasement are suppressed, this bribery can be solved.

Therefore, Fu Yingzhen was imprisoned this time, and there would be nothing to do, just to investigate, let him go home, and not sign books.

Xu Zhenming's involvement in this kind of thing is confused.

"I'm mad at us." Zhu Yijun stood up and stomped his feet, looked at Xu Zhenming, became helpless, shook his head and said, "Why are you going to see him?" ”

Xu Zhenming still didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the matter, thought for a while and said: "His family is running for him, and his family found me and said that for the sake of my fellow villagers, the same list, and the same teacher, rescue one or two, I know that I don't have the ability to rescue, so I just go to visit in prison." ”

"You've been tricked." Zhu Yijun looked at Xu Zhenming and said, "Peeling the skin and seeing the bones." ”

Zhu Yijun explained in detail the technique of peeling skin and bones, Xu Zhenming, the agricultural teacher of the Ming Emperor, worshiped at the door of the Quanchu Hall, tried his best to implicate Xu Zhenming, completely mixed the water, and used Xu Zhenming's identity to implicate Zhang Juzheng's body, so that Zhang Juzheng was bogeyed.

"So serious?" Xu Zhenming said in a daze: "Why are the minds of these scholars so vicious? ”

"You, you, you're still a jinshi, in addition to farming, can you grow a little heart? They entrusted, and you went to visit you in the prison? I went to the Quanchu Hall for a meal after I was busy, I still have this thin noodles, in the future, don't get involved in this kind of thing again, then it's not your territory, I will save you this time. Zhu Yijun still plans to go to the Quanchu Hall and let Zhang Juzheng solve this matter.

Xu Zhenming was a little dazed, after all, he straightened out these things, he didn't actually understand, but all his thoughts were on agriculture, so he didn't think about it at all, they were all fellow villagers, the same list, the same teacher, Fu Yingzhen's family, crying and begging Xu Zhenming to go to prison to see if Fu Yingzhen had been punished, isn't this a normal thing?

But this thing is so abnormal, just to implicate Xu Zhenming.

Soon, someone will use Xu Zhenming's visit to the prison to beat Xu Zhenming as Fu Yingzhen and Yu Maoxue's accomplice, and the case with clear and clear facts will become muddy, even if Fu Yingzhen and Yu Maoxue are still guilty in the end, so Xu Zhenming, a fellow party, can get benefits?

This year's sweet potatoes and potatoes are still a bumper harvest, and the potato seedlings brought by Antonio have not yet been hybridized, which needs to be cultivated in the field, and cultivating and farming is a long process, and it is by no means overnight.

Zhu Yijun finished the farm work and came to the queen mother of the two palaces.

"Where is the Emperor going?" Empress Dowager Chen looked at Zhu Yijun's hurried and panicked appearance, so she asked a little strangely.

Zhu Yijun said the matter briefly, he was going to the Quanchu Hall to eat, in fact, he was pleading with Xu Zhenming, and naturally he wanted to make a clear statement with the Queen Mother of the Two Palaces, after all, he was not married yet, and he was not yet a Ding, and he always had to report to his parents when he went out.

"Are these people so vicious?" Empress Dowager Li frowned and said, "Is the emperor thinking too much?" ”

"I don't have any malicious suspicion about them, and for the most part, the children overestimate their lower limit." Zhu Yijun said with a smile: "Of course, it's best if I think too much, which shows that above the court, there are still backbones and righteousness, and the child goes to the Quanchu Guild Hall, which can be regarded as a precaution." ”

"Go, go, go." Empress Dowager Li waved her hand and motioned for the little emperor to go and take care of state affairs.

When Zhu Yijun's driver came to the Quanchu Hall, he happened to see Wan Shihe coming out of the Quanchu Hall.

"Uncle Dazong is the Jin Party, right, he actually came to the Quanchu Guild Hall?" Zhu Yijun's smile was sunny, and he noticed Wan Shihe and the big coat he was wearing, which was given by Zhu Yijun.

"Greetings to Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Wan Shihe was about to kneel down and salute.

Zhang Juzheng bowed his head and said, "See Your Majesty." ”

The news of the emperor's coming, the little yellow door has already been opened, Zhang Juzheng naturally wants to come to the door to greet him, and once again dismantle the threshold of the Quanchu Guild Hall.

This move made Wan Shihe extremely surprised, he didn't know that he needed to open the threshold to greet His Majesty in a private house, Zhang Juzheng also explained in detail, this is the etiquette of Xu Da, the king of Zhongshan, when he met Emperor Taizu Gao.

It's just that it hasn't been used in the past two hundred years, so not many people know about it.

Zhu Yijun immediately waved his hand and said: "The great uncle is exempt from courtesy, and in the future, if you play it right in private, there is no need for so much red tape." ”

"Obey." Wan Shihe stood up, looking at the emperor's smile a little confused, the emperor's majesty who had a fierce face at the beginning, chased him and almost asked him to commit suicide The emperor, was the smile so gentle before?

"Yuanfu called the minister to come because someone in the court proposed to nominate the minister, Yuanfu called the minister to come over, and said about it, and the minister planned to do it later." Wan Shihe did not hesitate, His Majesty asked, and he directly explained what he was doing.

Zhang Juzheng looked as usual, and was not angry because of Wan Shihe telling the truth, Zhang Juzheng did things with a clear conscience, he asked himself to be worthy of the Ming Dynasty, worthy of His Majesty's trust, and worthy of the entrustment of the first emperor.

When Zhu Yijun heard that it was this matter, his face became serious, and he said very clearly: "The clan party wants to promote Zhang Siwei, he was deeply poisoned before, and his face was like a withered tree, which is not suitable. ”

"Obey." Wan Shihe directly breathed a sigh of relief, a few days ago in the Wenhua Palace, the emperor and Yuan Fu on the issue of dealing with Yu Maoxue, there were some small conflicts, Wan Shihe was also worried about the monarch and ministers out of harmony, but now it seems that it is just a small disagreement, in major matters, the emperor and Yuan Fu are in lockstep, then Wan Shihe has the confidence to do things.

"I'll come over for a meal, Uncle Zong, let's get busy first." Zhu Yijun said with a smile.

Wan Shihe bowed his head again and said, "The minister retreats." ”

It wasn't until the little emperor entered the Quanchu Hall that Wan Shihe stood up straight, tightened his grip, and walked towards Wang Chonggu's house.

Zhu Yijun went around the Quanchu Hall again, but still didn't find the sedan chair carried by thirty-two people, and he didn't see the Persian beauty that Qi Jiguang gave to Zhang Juzheng, which made Zhu Yijun slightly disappointed.

"What is Your Majesty looking for?" Zhang Juzheng also found out what the little emperor seemed to be looking for, and the last time the little emperor came to eat, he looked for a long time.

"Find a big sedan chair carried by thirty-two people, and two Persian beauties, I heard that it was given to Mr. by Qi Shuai after he was peaceful, and they all said that Mr. had it at home." Zhu Yijun answered this question with a smile.

Zhang Juzheng smiled and shook his head and said: "Where did the thirty-two people come from, the four people in Daming Hutong are all crowded in the aisle, and the thirty-two people carry it, where can they go?" As for the Persian beauty, it is even more nonsense, and the arrangement does not arrange something interesting. ”

The alley of the Ming Jingshi is actually very narrow, because this itself is a military town, and many places are T-shaped alleys, 32 large sedan chairs, and useless places.

Zhu Yijun told Zhang Juzheng about Xu Zhenming before he spoke: "Mother thinks I think I think too much, what does Mr. think?" ”

"The minister thinks that His Majesty is wise and wise." Zhang Juzheng said quite sincerely: "Although the truth is not as bad as Your Majesty thinks, but these things can all be connected together, if Xu Zhenming's visit to the prison is linked to the promotion of Zhang Siwei into the cabinet, I am afraid it will not be simple." ”

"Either dispose of Xu Zhenming together, or agree to Zhang Siwei to enter the cabinet."

Zhu Yijun said with dissatisfaction when he heard this: "Vicious, even if the court pushes it, I don't stamp it, he Zhang Siwei wants to enter the cabinet all his life, what extent does the situation happen, I can also directly detain the music, stay in the middle and kill them in a hurry." ”

Zhu Yijun took out the only way of the Wanli Emperor in history and opened it directly.

Zhang Juzheng smiled helplessly, bowed his head and said: "Your Majesty, the ministers are arrogance, and the performance should be approved." ”

"Sir, how to deal with this matter?" Zhu Yijun said with a little worry, Xu Zhenming and Zhu Yijun naturally refused to give up, and Zhang Siwei must not enter the cabinet.

"Simple." Zhang Juzheng thought about it and said quite easily.

"Simple?"

Zhang Juzheng said with a smile: "Well, it's simple, let the imperial history of the Imperial Procuratorate impeach Xu Zhenming, saying that Xu Zhenming has no friendship with fellow villagers, went to visit Fu Yingzhen in prison, and quarreled with Fu Yingzhen, Xu Zhenming let Fu Yingzhen repent, was scolded by Fu Yingzhen, and broke up unhappily. ”

Zhu Yijun looked at Zhang Juzheng, subconsciously leaned back, and said with mixed feelings: "Sir, what a scholar!" ”

"Your Majesty praises." Zhang Juzheng led the emperor to Wenchang Pavilion, but the emperor went to the kitchen, and specially called You Qi to give him a serious advice, less spicy and less oil, and urged Mr. to strengthen his body, and instructed a lot.

You Qi only dared to be.

Zhang Juzheng is playing a boomerang, in the wind public opinion, Fu Yingzhen and Yu Maoxue, that is, the backbone of the minister who is not attached to the minister, and Xu Zhenming, who was recommended by Zhang Juzheng to enter the court and became a flattering minister, is naturally not the same party.

Daming is really full of boomerangs.

Zhu Yijun really thinks that when Zhang Juzheng is alive, the courtiers in the court, it is better not to challenge Zhang Juzheng, look at how vicious this Yuanfu is, and it is a ghost idea to fight with Zhang Juzheng, isn't that Zhang Juzheng pinched and played with him?

Zhang Juzheng can actually take back Xu Zhenming's waist card, and then change to a farmer, when Xu Zhenming led the Baoqi Division, it was also recommended by Zhang Juzheng, His Majesty said that he didn't want to change, Zhang Juzheng would not change.

When Zhu Yijun arrived at Wenchang Pavilion, the study was obviously deliberately tidied up.

There are three large pieces hanging at the entrance, all of which are cranes given by Zhu Yijun; On the table was a pen holder, with pencils in it, and a set of rulers and compasses; After the long case, it was the ergonomic Taishi chair given by Zhu Yijun, which was made by Chen Shigong's Solution, and the officials of the Ming Dynasty sat for a long time, and it was easy to have various occupational diseases; Next to the window are two clairvoyants, one refractive clairvoyant and one reflective claircase.

A beam of light will be divided into seven colors of light by a prism, and infrared ultraviolet light, and the chromatic aberration of the refractive clairvoyant is caused by this refraction, in addition to the chromatic aberration, the refractive telescope is difficult to achieve high magnification, but the reflection clairvoyant can be made into a high magnification.

Zhu Yijun and Zhang Juzheng chatted about arithmetic for a long time.

"Hanlin of the Hanlin Academy, the prisoner of the Guozijian, is he so disgusted with arithmetic?" Zhu Yijun heard Zhang Juzheng talk about the opposition to this arithmetic teaching, and asked with a little confusion: "Is the dog food too sufficient?" ”

"Dog food?" Zhang Juzheng was stunned.

"Is it too much money for the powerful to raise dogs?" Zhu Yijun explained the specific definition of dog food.

Zhang Juzheng, the little emperor can always hear a lot of novel and accurate words here, this dog food is indeed very accurate, and it is also a concrete embodiment of the disadvantages of bribery.

Zhang Juzheng said with a smile: "It's not all, it may be really difficult." ”

"Your Majesty, Hanlin and the prison students have not studied arithmetic before, some of them can't even understand addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, they can't learn it, they will get tired of it, the more they don't understand, the more tired they are, and they will naturally oppose it, and it may be that the things taught are too difficult, and the minister is communicating with Wang Xijue about this matter, and the teaching of enlightenment will still be longer."

"It doesn't make sense, what I can learn, they can't learn? They are the prisoners of the Guozijian, and the Hanlin Academy is even more of a dragon and phoenix among the people, can't they learn? Zhu Yijun spread his hands and raised the doubts of the top student.

Zhang Juzheng shook his head and said: "It's really difficult, for example, this abacus, addition and subtraction is good to say, multiplication and division have been learned for more than a month, and I can't understand it." ”

"In that case, then leave it to the gentleman." Zhu Yijun thinks that there may indeed be this kind of problem, since the early Song Dynasty removed arithmetic from the imperial examination, the arithmetic in the Central Plains has entered a dark age of stagnation, and even regression, and it does take time to recover all at once.

When Zhu Yijun and Zhang Juzheng were discussing several issues of arithmetic education in the Ming Dynasty, Wan Shihe took a square step and came to Wang Chonggu's house, Wang Chonggu's house was very close to the Quanchu Hall.

Wan Shihe, Wang Chonggu, and Ge Shouli exchanged a few words of greetings with each other, and only after today's cold wind and hot weather did they get to the point.

"Ge Zongxian has arrived, Wang Sikou naturally knows why I came." Wan Shihe looked at Wang Chonggu and said, "Your Majesty and Yuan Fu mean to let Wang Sikou enter the cabinet. ”

Wang Chonggu couldn't help but look at his immortal crane to make up for the big man, His Majesty's attitude was very obvious, Wan Shihe did not deceive people.

"Can Zhang Siwei recover well?! Hook up with Zhang Han and do something! Sick of it! Wang Chonggu didn't see outsiders, and he didn't hide his anger at this matter.

He was just at His Majesty's place, taking advantage of the completion of the Yongding woolen factory, and showed his face fiercely, telling the little emperor that the clan party is not useless, and Zhang Siwei told His Majesty with his backhand that the clan party is really useless.

All the little work that I set up became useless.

"At present, Liaodong is using troops, and there must be no moths in the northwest, is he clamoring for such a momentum, is he afraid that the punishment will not be fierce enough? This is not the time when you can't win in the first place. Wang Chonggu's expression was as if he was constipated.

Wang Chonggu clearly felt that the sky had changed, and he knew that he was a villain, that is, a person who had no heart and just wanted to make money.

The imperial court is now rich and strong, there are rich people and strong soldiers available, Wang Gao was thrown into the prison, the rebel chief was arrogant from the thirty-second year of Jiajing to the second year of Wanli, Wang Gao united with the barbarians, in Liaodong, killed the three general soldiers of the Ming Dynasty! Now that the sky has changed, let's be honest and make money with peace of mind.

"I'm not in the cabinet." Wang Chonggu said with great certainty.

"Etiquette, Wang Sikou don't have to worry." Wan Shihe said with a smile: "It's only after Yingzong that there is a non-Hanlin who can't enter the cabinet, but this article has never been seen in the plain text, it's just a secret rule, so Yang Shiqi is not even a lifter, hasn't he been the first assistant for many years?" ”

"No plaintext?" If you don't understand, ask Ge Shouli if it's the first time I know, everyone knows this rule, but it's not a Ming canon.

Wan Shihe said with great confidence: "There are indeed rules, but they are not explicit. ”

"Then I won't be in the cabinet." Wang Chonggu shook his head and said: "I just transferred from Xuanda to Beijing, and I immediately entered the cabinet, and I was promoted continuously. ”

"The timing is not right."

"At this time, if I enter the cabinet, it is to use the northwest to provoke and coerce the lord, if the woolen factory is completed, then I will enter the cabinet because of merit, it is completely different, I will not enter the cabinet."

Wang Chonggu had just cleared the notoriety of Zhang Han's party because of reading the performance of Wu Baipeng in Langzhong, and he had just crawled out of the dung pit, so he naturally refused to jump into the dung pit again.

Wan Shihe couldn't help but nod and said: "The Great Sikou actually doesn't have to worry, Your Majesty knows that the Great Sikou is powerful, isn't this even a gift?" Enter the cabinet first, and then wait until the Yongding woolen factory is in order, and then it is not impossible to talk about it. ”

"People, you have to know to be flexible."

"It's not something that can be fixed." Wang Chonggu still insisted on his opinion, he was not Wan Shihe, and Wan Shihe was reprimanded by the emperor again, so he did not do anything arrogant.

Wang Chonggu clearly remembered what he had done, the two things of the golden word and the northwest control of Gongshi were always like two heavenly thunders, ready to smash him at any time, and he refused to return to Beijing for this reason.

"Then what should Wang Sikou do when he says this, is it really to recommend Zhang Siwei?" Ge Shouli thought for a moment and asked.

"I'll solve it, this wind public opinion, how to calm down, what kind of chaos to make trouble!" Wang Chonggu stood up, he planned to start from the source, since Zhang Siwei had done something, let Zhang Siwei settle the matter.

Wan Shihe and Ge Shouli left, and Wang Chonggu went to Zhang Siwei's house angrily.

"The sky has changed! The sky has changed! The sky has changed! Do you know what that means? The sky has changed! Wang Chonggu grabbed Zhang Siwei's ears and shouted loudly: "Did you hear that? ”

Wang Chonggu said very angrily: "You have really done this, the Northeast is raising troops and using force, if you lose, it will be easy to do, if you win, your family and my family, all lined up in a row, send the vegetable market to cut off the head!" Did you know about beheading? ”

Wang Chonggu really misunderstood what Zhu Yijun meant, Liaodong won't win, Wang Chonggu won't die, the northwest is effective, and the return to Beijing is effective, this is a gratuitous punishment, Wang Chonggu is not seeking glory and humiliation? The hearts of the people are scattered, who is willing to do things for the court?

There were three courtiers in the last years of Longqing, Gao Gong, Zhang Juzheng, and Gao Yi, this arrangement of Emperor Longqing was also afraid that Wenyuan Pavilion would really become a hall of words, and Gao Gong and Zhang Juzheng had already torn their faces because of Emperor Jiajing's edict.

It has not been a day or two since the DPRK proposed to elect auxiliary ministers, it was the renewal of Vientiane before, so naturally it could not be agreed, and now it can also reduce Zhang Juzheng's passivity, Wenhua Hall may not be a word hall, but Wenyuan Pavilion is definitely a word hall.

Wenyuan Pavilion has some decision-making power, and this part of the decision-making power is realized through floating tickets, and many times, the emperor will adopt the opinions of Wenyuan Pavilion's auxiliary ministers to handle state affairs.

Zhang Juzheng saw that the new policy had been implemented in an orderly manner, so he agreed.

But Wang Chonggu didn't think so, he thought that the imperial court was temporarily compromising for the war in the northeast, and it was strange that the war in the northeast subsided, and the court did not settle accounts.

"Then what if Liaodong can't win?" Zhang Siwei blocked Wang Chonggu's hand, and his tone was as chilling as the cold winter wind of December.

Wang Chonggu looked at Zhang Siwei with wide eyes, and then pointed at Zhang Siwei tremblingly, his face changed from shock, to horror to ridicule, and then to a smile.

"Hmph, hahaha!" Wang Chonggu laughed, shook his head again and again and said, "The sky has changed, you still don't understand!" ”

"Do you know who is leading the troops? His name is Qi Jiguang! Qi Jiguang of Yu Long and Qi Hu! Qi Jiguang of South Qi and North Li! ”

"When Qi Jiguang was in the southeast of Pingwei, how many people stumbled him? With your little bit of intrigues, can you deal with him? When his infantry camp was in Pingyu, the Japanese were like opening the eyes of heaven and knew where he and Yu Long were. ”

"What result? The widows were all killed by Qi Jiguang! ”

"To put it mildly, no matter how many conspiracy rules you have, you will order Qi Jiguang's grain and grass, and the three days of light cakes he brought will be able to beat the barbarians, do you believe it or not?"

Zhang Siwei shook his head and said: "I don't believe it, Qi Jiguang is also a person, he can win without food and grass, I don't believe it." ”

"Ugh." After Wang Chonggu sat down, he leaned back in his chair and didn't speak for a long time, he was silent for a long time before he said: "I didn't believe it at first, Qi Jiguang is a person, he is a human being, and if he fights, there will be victories and defeats, right, but military talent, it really doesn't make sense at all." ”

"Zhang Siwei, stop it, make some money, don't you want to do anything after making money?"

Zhang Siwei asked rhetorically: "Can you control the power of life and death after making money?" Since he can't, the money he earns is just saved for the emperor, and he can copy his house whenever he wants to. ”

Wang Chonggu was laughed at directly, and he was still thinking about the power of life and death, this is a typical non-reading contradiction, not knowing that power is top-down and bottom-up, he said very solemnly: "The emperor also has to pay attention to the rules when doing things!" You are a loyal and good minister, and the emperor has nothing to do to raid your home? ”

"Even if you are a waste, do nothing, eat, drink and have fun all day long, and don't be ashamed, Yuanfu and Your Majesty are so busy, do you have the time to take care of you? You're too much of a green onion! ”

"This public opinion that recommends the courtiers, you must immediately calm down, otherwise I will send a letter tomorrow and go away, you want to die, you die yourself, I will go home and farm!"

Wang Chonggu put forward his own conditions, he didn't want to go to the fire frame, Zhang Siwei would die if he wanted to, he Wang Chonggu would not serve!

"You think I'm lying to you? Zhishi's recital has been written, this wind public opinion, there will be tomorrow, and I will leave Beijing directly tomorrow. Wang Chonggu took out a notebook and threw it on Zhang Siwei's face.

The sky has changed, and Wang Chonggu can clearly feel that because he is in the Wenhua Palace, he can receive more information. Asking for a monthly pass, woo!!!!!!!!!!!

(End of chapter)