Chapter Twenty-Three: Your House Has Been Stolen Again
"If you can't say it, you're in a hurry, and you can't afford to play."
Yan Lan jumped up with one hand on the handrail, the soles of her feet collided with the black dragon's sharp teeth, and she fell from the stairs into the gray fog on the first floor with the help of force.
Bend your knees and land on the ground.
Yan Lan turned around and swayed the thermos cup in the palm of her hand, and when she looked up, it was a hazy gray mist.
I can only faintly hear the sound of scales grazing through the floating clouds, and glimpse the afterimage of the rapid swimming, which is really a bit of a "swimming dragon".
Yan Lan closed her eyes, raised her hand slightly to feel the change of the wind, and quietly captured the existence she wanted in the midst of countless noises.
The wind behind him suddenly approached, and eight dragon heads attacked in all directions, winding Yan Lan in the center!
Yan Lan instantly moved to the side, kicked backwards at the moment when the dragon head was approaching, and ran forward to escape the blockade from the gap of the broken end!
"Why do you think I cut off that head of yours?"
Yan Lan curled her lips and glanced at the black dragon who had attempted to attack:
"Because it's close to the center, it will leave a gap no matter what, and it won't form a strict eight-way encirclement."
The black dragon was annoyed, turned over and flew up the gray mist to the back of Yan Lan, and gathered strength again.
"The dragon raised its head, the reservoir was different, the big fish came out of the clouds, the nine heads were faceless, and the fish body was snake-headed. The Taoist wanted to lead the thunder to drive him away, and then the leader ordered him to capture it and use the [Dragon Qi] to establish the Kowloon Amusement Park. ”
Yan Lan suddenly spoke, her voice steady.
The surging wind paused slightly, and the movements of the black dragon behind him who wanted to attack stagnated.
"Xin Si Nianlong raised his head, overflowing when he was full, turning evil into evil on nine sides, reproducing and reproducing his doppelganger, stripping the identity of others, perfectly hiding in the crowd, non-ontology and unknowable. Humanization of evil, evil of people, a thousand faces, difficult to distinguish between evil. Using the reservoir as an obstacle, the evil dragon that is trapped and wants to change. ”
After Yan Lan finished reading, she muttered slightly: "The reservoir is your spiritual realm of cultivation?" ”
"Yes, since you are a Taoist priest, you should know best what it means to destroy the spiritual realm and capture and borrow 'dragon qi'."
The black dragon sneered.
"The Fish Leaping Dragon Gate is the way to go, I got the opportunity of Nuwa Stone back then, so I have the same snake tail body as Emperor Wa. The cultivators have never done evil or even helped farmers to rain, but when he jumped over the dragon gate, he was ruined by someone, and he was captured when he was the weakest in molting! ”
"It's nice to say with dragon breath! In fact, it is to extract my Taoism and use my bones to build a temple and forcibly worship it! Use my bones to bear their desires, satisfy their wishes, and even if the incense offering makes the gods become gods, they are evil gods! It's the rotten fish scales I have now...... The appearance of eight heads, evil is not evil, immortal is not immortal! ”
Speaking of the dragon's head, the black dragon glanced at Yan Lan angrily.
“……”
Yan Lan touched her nose and said vaguely: "The Ming Tombs Reservoir was built by humans, how can you treat human buildings as spiritual realms?" ”
"You fart!"
The black dragon was angry, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells:
"I've been underwater for a long time, and I only come out once in decades, and that time I found out that you had stolen my home! You are later, and you have to charge tickets for occupying my spiritual realm! ”
Yan Lan: "......"
Okay, okay, okay.
"I'm used to meditating and recuperating, I didn't want to fight with you, really."
Yan Lan raised her hand and gestured to her beloved thermos cup, and her tone was sincere:
"I was reckless just now, I shouldn't have pierced your heart, I have no malice at all."
The black dragon's sixteen nostrils exhaled in unison, and none of the eight heads believed her expression.
[Hahahaha, this is just after pooping on people's heads and saying that they are not malicious]
[Why is it so vulgar in the front?] The metaphors are all going down]
[That is, in front of the face than the middle finger, it is not to say that it is a spiritual official trick]
"Master Zu is above," Yan Lan swore an oath, "If I lie, I will have no Taoist view to return to now, I will be penniless, and my merits will be cleared!" ”
What a poisonous oath!
Most of the black dragon's anger dissipated in an instant:
Even Master Zu has moved out, which shows that this Taoist priest is still a little sincere, and it doesn't want to be involved with these cultivators anyway.
"Okay, since you don't want to fight, then I'll talk to you!"
The black dragon smiled coldly, marching in gray mist, and his voice was sexless and ethereal:
"You are a Taoist priest, the so-called avenue of travel, called a Taoist priest.
"What is the Great Way? The avenue is invisible, giving birth to the world; The avenue is ruthless, running the sun and the moon. ”
[Ahem, Xiaosheng gives you a translation: The avenue is formless and imageless, and all things in the world are born of her, so she has no preference for all things and no private feelings]
"Independent and unchanging, circumference and not perishing, eternal heaven and earth are the way, and heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are dogs."
[Heaven and earth see all things equally, do not like or dislike, let it develop freely]
"Your Taoists also pay attention to [quiet and inaction], which is the admonition of your ancestors."
[Quiet inaction refers to making actions that follow the trend through promising thinking and judging the current situation and trend]
"But human beings can't see any beings stronger than them, so they can meddle in other people's lives and change their fortunes.
"If it is one kind, it is isolated, imprisoned, destroyed; If it is a species that is one step higher than humans, it will fear, take advantage of, and even lead the banner of righteousness to become superior by any means. ”
The ethereal voice contained anger:
"You're going to get rid of me, but what did I do wrong?!
"I follow the way of all things to practice and seek the Tao, but it is human beings who destroy my spiritual realm of cultivation and forcibly sacrifice with sacrifices to satisfy my selfish desires and destroy my Dao body!
"Tell me, where is the Tao that you want to defend? Is it the Great Dao, or is it the Dao of your human beings?! ”
[I'll do this: You humans are all TM stupid X, big stupid X!] ]
[…… What Brother Tai said is extremely true]
[6, raw meat becomes cooked meat, kneel down to thank the big guy for saving the illiterate]
[Good guys, I can't communicate and negotiate without some culture now]
"Where is me, you ask?"
Yan Lan put her hands in her pockets and laughed softly:
"The Tao is in the ants, the Tao is in the barnyard weeds, the Tao is in the rubble, the Tao is in the drowning, everywhere."
[……]
[Although it is in classical Chinese, I understand the meaning of the last two sentences]
"As for the ...... of the Guardians"
Yan Lan smiled and sighed:
"I'm a wandering wreck, a trail of madness, like an untied boat; Spend all day long, eat and swim. I don't have any big pursuits, and I really can't be called a person who has attained the Tao.
"Wei is the Tao in his heart, he only wants to be good to himself, and he really doesn't have any big thoughts to help the world, but he is afraid that he will not save his merits when he sees death."
As she spoke, she quietly glanced at the snake ring and counted the time.
"So we don't have much to talk about!"
The black dragon was entrenched in the high place of the gray mist, and sneered:
"I wanted to forgive you for hurting me, but now you're in the same league with those people, and you're going to die together!"
"Whatever," Yan Lan stretched her waist and smiled casually, "Anyway, I've dragged on enough." ”
The black dragon's eight heads swayed, and his eyes were vigilant: "When ......?"
"Bang ——!!"
There was a loud noise from the second floor.
The black dragon was stunned, and then a sharp pain hit his whole body.
"Your bones are offered in the Fishbone Temple, right? Since it is not an autopsy immortal, the bones still have an effect on the spirit body. ”
Yan Lan snapped her fingers and said with a smile:
"I'm sorry, your house was burglarized again."
The black dragon's face was instantly distorted, trembling with anger, and roaring angrily:
"Despicable human ——!!"