"The time has come, the 999th beauty pageant in Zhongzhou has officially begun!"

As a loud female voice sounded, there was a shocking cheer from the entire show stands.

Countless ladies of the family, saints of the sect, and elders have all set their eyes on the entrance of the show, looking forward to the upcoming show man!

"Please make an appearance on this show!"

Thundered!

The eight gates of the show fell suddenly, and 800 top-class beautiful men who had been selected from all over the world slowly appeared.

Listening to the eager cheers in the stands, the well-dressed show men twisted their waists and posed in various charming shapes, showing their most beautiful side to the fullest.

Just an entrance ceremony has revealed the strong smell of gunpowder like a harem battle.

The competition has quietly begun from this moment.

"This scene is really like a nightclub rich woman choosing a duck!"

Nie Feng hung at the end of the line, watching the show men scratching their heads and posing, and he looked excited, he was ashamed and really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

But the team kept moving forward, and Nie Feng could only reluctantly follow.

It's just that his stiff limbs look like a walking corpse no matter how you look at it.

In addition, he wore a veil again, and he stood out among a bunch of showy men.

On a high platform, in an Accord.

Su Lianrou was lying on her side on the chair, and at a glance she saw Nie Feng who was like a wooden stick at the end of the show boy's team, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Who is this little man? Why a veil? ”

Hearing this, Zhao Yanyu, the city lord of Ziyang City, who was standing behind Su Lianrou, hurriedly looked through the information of the show man in his hand.

It didn't take long for her to find the answer.

"Hui Shengnu, the male name of this show is Nie Feng, and he was selected and sent by the Black Tiger Gang."

"The Black Tigers?" Su Lianrou's good-looking eyebrows flashed with a hint of surprise, "It's the gang that specializes in robbing beautiful men everywhere and exchanging them for bounties?" ”

Zhao Yanyu bowed slightly, "Yes, it's them." ”

"It's a little interesting, since it was the Black Tiger Gang who came to rob it, then this person must be an extremely beautiful little man."

Su Lianrou stared at Nie Feng closely, her eyes flashing with unknown brilliance.

After a while, she suddenly spoke: "Since this beauty pageant is held in the territory of my Fire Phoenix Sect, then this Holy Maiden must win the first place!" ”

"City Lord Zhao, you immediately mobilize all resources, and I will suppress that group of stinky women later!"

"Yes! Saint. Zhao Yanyu bowed and withdrew from the Accord.

Looking at the hot and bewitching show men in the field, Su Lianrou's red lips bit lightly, with a resolute expression.

"This year's show boy is very good, this time, I will win the top prize!"

"I've been ridiculed by a few of you bastards for a few years, and it's time for me Su Lianrou to raise my eyebrows!"

……

The entrance of the show ended quickly.

Eight hundred show men gathered in the middle of the show.

A redwood woman embroidered with the wings of a fiery phoenix embroidered on her chest came to the field.

"I am the chief examiner of the first show male assessment, Zhao Xiaoxiao of the Fire Phoenix Sect."

"Now announce the rules for the first assessment!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao pointed to the various utensils on one side, and said loudly: "As a qualified man, you should have enough literary attainments, and this first test is literary accomplishment." ”

"There are four choices of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, please choose according to your personal strengths."

"The assessment rules corresponding to the four choices are also different, and when you are seated, someone will explain the detailed rules to you."

"Remember, the game is limited to one stick of incense!"

"Now, let's ask all the show men to make a choice!"

As Zhao Xiaoxiao announced the start of the first assessment, the show men who had already done their homework went straight to their goals.

After a while, only Nie Feng was left standing in place.

"Why doesn't this show man move?" Zhao Xiaoxiao looked at Nie Feng, who didn't move an inch, and couldn't help but ask out loud.

the fart!

The devil knows that choosing a beauty also has to test talent.

I don't know how to do this piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!

Nie Feng didn't know how to complain, but after thinking about it, what wouldn't be a good thing, early elimination and early liberation, and he wouldn't be treated as a monkey.

Thinking about it this way, Nie Feng's heart was much more relaxed.

"This show man? Did you hear that? Zhao Xiaoxiao called again, "If you don't make a choice, you won't have time." ”

"Oooh! I'll go! Nie Feng finally came back to his senses.

After thinking about it, he finally walked towards a table.

"What a weirdo! Other show men are eager to show their best side, how do they feel that he is still reluctant. ”

Looking at Nie Feng's back, Zhao Xiaoxiao couldn't help but mutter, and then took his attention back.

"Hmph, when will the rats with their heads and tails be able to sneak into the beauty pageant finals, this show male competition is really getting more and more unreasonable!"

As soon as Nie Feng sat down, a feminine eunuch voice came from one side.

Nie Feng subconsciously raised his eyes and saw a man in a gorgeous hollow gauze robe, who was so feminine that he couldn't speak, was squinting at him.

"It's about you! There's a lot of, and you're still squinting at people, are you cross-eyed! ”

Nie Feng was already angry, but at this time, he was suddenly provoked, and he immediately couldn't control his mouth, and immediately scolded him back.

"You!" The feminine man had never heard such a straightforward scolding, and his face was red and he didn't know how to answer it.

"You what you! Look at what you're wearing, it's still hollowed, why don't you just lace it! It's really not good, the whole two breasts. paste, Guoben is also better than this! ”

"What is lace and what is milk. Stick? Listening to a series of incomprehensible words coming out of Nie Feng's mouth, the feminine man was directly stunned.

But he quickly reacted, and although he didn't understand it, it was certainly not a good word.

He snorted coldly: "The sharp-toothed yellow-mouthed child, at first glance, he has no self-cultivation, so I don't bother to bother with you!" ”

"I have the ability to write a real chapter!"

"But looking at you like this, you can't write any good poetry."

"Fuck Nima! Look at the hanging look for you, you really think you're a thing! Nie Feng took advantage of the victory to pursue, and he didn't want to let go of this opportunity to scold.

The feminine man smiled disdainfully, "The words are so vulgar and the mouth is dirty, I advise you to get out of this poetry area as soon as possible, don't insult the reputation of the sage!" ”

"Are you worthy of being a literati?" Nie Feng was amused, "You can't even play tricks, what kind of literati are you called, it's just a waste of reading sage books!" ”

"You!" The feminine man's nose was crooked, "If you have the ability, don't use your tongue, do you dare to compete with my pen?" ”

"Ouch, I'm grumpy! Lao Tzu will make you lose today! Be completely convinced! ”

Isn't it just to write poems, Lao Tzu is familiar with 300 Tang poems, can't write and copy!

Nie Feng rolled up his sleeves, spread out the rice paper, and was about to put down the pen when he mentioned Zhu Hao.

But the next second, he suddenly stopped.

Raising his head, the corners of Nie Feng's mouth hooked up a wicked smile: "It's not interesting to just compare a victory or a defeat, why don't you add a little bet?" ”

The feminine man glanced at Nie Feng lightly, "You still take the initiative to raise the bet?" You're going to die! Say, how do you want to bet? ”

Nie Feng groaned for a moment and said, "That's it, if you lose, just kneel down and call me Grandpa three times." ”

"What if you lose?" Not to be outdone, the feminine man asked rhetorically.

"Of course I think it's your father!"

"It's okay to recognize me as a father." The feminine man nodded, "I recognize your son!" ”

After that, he didn't say much, picked up the pen and began to write.

He came from a scholarly family, and asked himself the first in the world in poetry and songs, Nie Feng is a person with a filthy mouth, and he has no education at first glance, how can he be his opponent.

In this competition, the feminine man has already divided the winner in his heart.

"It's really a stupid fork, I think your father didn't understand, this is still a scholar!"

Nie Feng was about to laugh crazy in his heart, and finally endured it.

After taking a deep breath and thinking about it in his mind for a moment, Nie Feng slowly lifted the pen.

At this time, in another Accord on the high platform.

Chu Shihuai stood in front of the bed, his eyes were on the location where Nie Feng was.

"Didn't he say he couldn't write poetry? Why did you go to the poetry assessment area again? ”

With Chu Shihuai's strength, even if they were far away, the conversation between Nie Feng and the feminine man just now still fell into her ears word for word.

"Although this person spoke rudely, he also refuted Ma Maipi, who was known as the number one talent in Jiangnan, was speechless, which was also interesting."

"I just don't know what kind of verses such a vulgar person would write?"

"For some reason, I have an inexplicable sense of anticipation for him, which is really strange."