Chapter 119: Gossip and Earthworm Demons

Seeing that he was scheming about Witherf's deposit, Daxter smiled and said, "These corpses on the ground are also trophies, and our anomalous affairs processing team has a related reward,"

Before he finished speaking, Old William suddenly patted him on the shoulder and asked with a gossipy face: "I heard that the little girl named Fiana in the logistics department of your brigade is interesting to you, is it true?" A girl in her twenties can take a fancy to you, so you have to take advantage of it. ”

Daxter immediately blushed and was speechless.

Luke was curious.

No, no.

In this environment of the lighthouse country, Daxter usually looks like a mature and stable big brother, but when it comes to it, women are like innocent dicks.

Dast said a few words nonsense, I am so old, don't delay others and so on, under Luke's teasing gaze, he walked out of the small building quickly.

Luke shouted behind him in fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Next time I take Fiana to dinner, I will see who has such a good vision." ”

Daxter flickered for a moment, then continued to quicken his pace, and walked away as if he were fleeing.

Luke stayed in place and laughed for a while, and said to William: "It is worthy of forty years of police, and his intelligence ability is really strong. ”

William held back a smile and waved his hand: "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning." ”

Then he pointed to the corpse lying on the ground and said, "Leave these 'barbecues' to me to deal with, we old men, frontal combat will not work, we can only clean up the battlefield, so that you young people can save some effort." ”

Luke hurriedly said: "What is this, if it weren't for your rocket, he would have run away a long time ago, and you have to rely on your rich experience at the critical moment." How can I let you clean up the battlefield alone, I'll help. ”

"Don't flatter me, I've heard enough of this old man in my life." William pushed him by the shoulders and drove him out: "You are good at fighting, I am good at washing the floor, let's divide our labor." If you don't think you have too much time to run out, go find a girlfriend and see how you laughed at Dust just now, I don't know if you think you're not a single dog. ”

Ah, this?

Fired at me again

But cleaning up the battlefield is really dirty and boring.

Luke followed the strength pushed by William and half-pushed out of the small building, turned to the dead end of an alley, turned on [Psychological Stealth], climbed the wall, jumped up, and landed right on Halpier.

At this time, Halpier's speed was moderate, and Luke didn't need to use the [Siphon Fold] to create a shield, and flew directly home.

Next.

Luke returned to Cheng County on the Halepier private jet.

When he arrives home, he discovers that Refitt and his son Porter Jr. are also in their house.

Old Mason, Lady Lillian, and Reffett surrounded little Potter in the middle, and Lady Lillian, who was facing Luke, had a very strange expression on her face.

God knows how Luke could recognize the mixture of worry, surprise, disgust, distress, and laughter on one face.

He stepped forward and saw little Porter in the middle.

At this time, little Porter's pants were all taken off, and he was blowing the cool breeze.

Although he is still young, he already has a preliminary sense of self-esteem, and he looks depressed and shy.

But the current state is really uncomfortable to death, and the pain and fear of the unknown completely overwhelm the poor self-esteem, so that he remains in a vacant state.

Luke walked to the front and looked down with a low brow.

Hey!

His facial features also distorted, turning into the same expression as Lady Lillian's.

Little Porter's little twitching edema was terrible.

Luke asked, "What's going on?" ”

Little Potter had the impression that Luke was an omnipotent superman, and when he saw Luke, it was like meeting a savior, he cried, wiped his nose and gasped and said, "Brother Luke, I was cursed by the earthworm demon, today I caught a few earthworms to play, and then when I go home, I will be like this." Go and destroy the earthworm demon and save me. ”

earthworm

Luke looked at Reffett and asked, "Did little Porter go home and go to the bathroom without washing his hands?" ”

Refitt thought for a moment and said uncertainly, "It seems to be." ”

That's it!

What a chicken breaks the earthworm demon.

He called his mother over and whispered a few words in his ear.

Lady Lillian nodded and walked out the door.

Seeing that he was mysterious, Refit anxiously asked, "Is Little Potter affected by supernatural energy, and is there a way to solve it?" ”

Luke couldn't help but laugh.

It seems that the recent supernatural events have had too much impact on their worldview, and little Porter is young and ignorant, even if his parents don't know to send him to the hospital for a look, but they listen to little Porter's fairy tales.

Luke nodded and said, "There is a way, it will be solved soon." ”

After a while, Lady Lillian came in with a duck and handed it to Refit.

Refett took it for some reason and asked, "What are ducks for?" ”

Luke pointed, "You put his oregano in the duck's mouth." ”

"Huh?"

The three of them turned to look at Luke together.

Luke nodded confidently, "Just do it." ”

Reffett grabbed the duck, picked up little Potter with one hand, broke the duck's beak with the other, and stuffed it in.

After a while, Porter's expression became soothed.

He excitedly said, "I'm fine! ”

"Thank you, Brother Luke, for saving me again." After thanking Luke very politely, he asked curiously, "What kind of magic is this?" ”

Luke smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame: "It's all the wisdom of the ancestors." ”

When Old Mason heard this, he was a little incredulous: "Didn't those witch doctors in ancient times only hurt where they hurt?" And then there is bloodletting therapy, I didn't expect there to be such a miraculous method. ”

Luke pursed his lips, and it was difficult to explain that this was a traditional Chinese medicine method in his previous life, and he also learned it in Chinese class.

At that time, I learned Shen Fu's "Childlike Fun" in my high school textbook, which was a short article recalling lying on the grass in my childhood and watching toads catch insects and eat them.

He can even memorize a few of them: "Seeing the two insects fighting in the grass, the view is thick, and suddenly a behemoth pulls up the mountain and falls the tree, covering a toad." ”

At that time, his Chinese teacher quoted from the side, mentioning that this ancient text was harmonized with a paragraph, which reads, "Greedy for this career, the eggs are made by earthworms, swollen and can't poop, and the ducks are caught and opened."

When Shen Fu was a child, he watched insects play in the grass, and Niu Niu came into contact with the body fluids of earthworms, and then he was edematous.

Luke was so impressed by this funny story that he remembered the first moment he saw little Potter.

But this world doesn't even have the concept of "Chinese medicine", and he obviously has no way to clarify it to Old Mason, so he can only acquiesce to Old Mason's statement and put a layer of gold on the witch doctor's face.

After a while, Refit plucked the duck away, and little Potter was much better, and the edema was gone.

The few people present were relieved, and Refitt was grateful to take Porter Jr. home.

(End of chapter)