Chapter 148: The Clown Suit That Can't Be Taken Off
McCoy House, afternoon.
Meg and her family are methodically decorating the house, decorating every position with her youngest son, Jack's favorite clown.
Clown candy, clown cake, clown toys~ In short, the house is full of clowns with cheerful smiles.
Her husband, a real estate agent, went to the house of a poor old man who had just died, packed up the relics he left behind, tidied up the room, and prepared it for sale after redecorating.
was chatting happily, and a phone call extinguished all the happiness in her heart.
It was the notice from the department store that their pre-booked clown door-to-door show service was cancelled.
She called the house where her husband was currently located, urging him to hurry home and attend her son's birthday party, and told him the bad news by the way.
In Carlson's old mansion, Kent, who had just put down the phone, heard the bad news and scratched his hair in annoyance.
Today is Jack's birthday, and he has been looking forward to today's clown show for a long time, and Kent can't imagine the frustrated expression on his son's face when he hears the news.
He walked around the old house, which had a lot of old clothes.
Kent opened the closet door and took out the clothes one by one, trying to find one or two that would make him look more like a clown.
He rummaged through the wardrobe, and even tried to put the woolen end of the old dun cloth on his head as a wig, but it still didn't look like it at all in the mirror.
Disappointed, Kent walks around the room, eventually discovering a dusty chest in a hidden storage room.
He opened the box and looked inside, and inside was a neatly folded clown suit.
Heaven wishes!
What a lucky day.
Kent took out the clown suit, although this suit was very neatly cared for, it was obvious that it was very old, some traces of old grease and stains seemed to grow on it, and the whole suit felt very peculiar to the touch, with a feeling of leather clothing.
The meal was approaching, the time was tight, he put on the clothes directly, this suit unexpectedly fitted very well, he didn't think much about it, and drove back home.
In the kitchen, little Jack, who had just finished eating the cake, looked at his mother pitifully: "Where is Dad?" And what about the clowns he said? ”
Meg squatted down, looked at little Jack, took his hand and said, "There's a little problem with your forehead, do you want to be obedient?" ”
As he spoke, a pretended exaggerated voice came from outside: "Ladies and gentlemen, have you noticed me?" ”
Hearing this, little Jack shouted excitedly, "He's coming!" He let go of his mother's hand and ran out.
Confused, Meg follows out, only to find that it is her husband who is playing the clown.
He was not skilled at all, and he was busy doing some acrobatic moves that he had the impression of a clown, but it was this half-baked sense of antics that made the children laugh even more happily.
By the time the birthday party was over, it was already dark.
Kent carried his son, who slept directly on the floor, back to his room, and leaned back on the couch tiredly.
"What a perfect day," thought Meg.
She sat emotionally on her husband's lap and put her arms around his neck, wanting to make love, but the action of the two sticking together made the clown dress extremely difficult to take off.
She tried to kiss her husband's neck, but was still blocked by the wide collar, and asked depressedly, "Where is the zipper of this dress?" ”
Kent replied, "It's on, there's no zipper." ”
Meg tugged hard a few more times, and the clown coat made a "creaking" leather grinding sound, and there was no hint of wanting to fall off.
She stood up helplessly and said, "I'll go take a shower first, you take off your clothes, and I'll reward you when you come back." ”
Kent sat on the couch by himself, watching the boring content on the television, but for a few minutes, he fell asleep from weariness.
When I woke up from the sofa, it was already the next morning, and Kent, who was about to be late, hurriedly sent the child to school, didn't bother to take off his clown suit, and came to the room that he had just taken over yesterday, and continued to lead the workers to clean up and decorate.
As the workers went about their jobs, Kent went to the bathroom, rinsed off the exaggerated paint on his face, and with plenty of time and space, he was ready to take off his clown suit.
The first step is to remove the wig.
He tugged hard at the colorful wig on his head, pulling it down so hard that his scalp was about to come down, and his hair didn't loosen at all.
After trying to no avail, he temporarily abandoned the wig and began to work on his nose.
The round nose was easy to hold, and he pinched the ball with one hand and pulled it out hard.
"Whew"
It hurts, it hurts.
He shouted, "Fake! Damn it! Damn it! ”
A fragile nose is obviously more difficult to handle than hair.
He gave up his nose and began to try to pull the clothes off his body.
He used his hands to break the cuffs and neckline. void
Use a paper cutter to cut from the cuff in. It didn't work, and I cut my wrist
After bandaging his wounds, he was furious, went up to the workers, borrowed a small hand-held chainsaw, put the blade of the chainsaw into the gap between the necklines, and said to himself, "That's a bad idea." ”
With a heart, turn on the switch of the small chainsaw.
There was a "buzzing" sound, and the saw blade quickly retracted back and forth, cutting the neckline of the clown suit on his body.
Strangely, even the chainsaw, the ultimate mass killer that humans can access in their daily lives, still can't damage the garment in the slightest.
As he gradually exerted his strength, the blade of the chainsaw was directly broken, and the small chainsaw also fell to the ground, and the clown suit was still intact and wrapped around his body.
He had no choice but to give up.
As the night wore dark, Kent returned home in a clown costume.
He explained to his wife that he couldn't take off the dress anyway and sought help.
Meg was a little surprised to hear about his fantastical experience, but she was ready to help him take off his ridiculous clown suit.
This time it's the nose first.
She took a medical tweezer and clamped it on the round red nose, and with a little force, Kent called "whoop" and "whoop", but the nose was not hers after all, so she would not subconsciously stop because of the pain, and the force used was much greater than Kent's.
As she jerked it out, the bright red nose fell to the ground with a piece of flesh and skin on the tip of Kent's nose, and the family's dog named "Shadow" came over and swallowed the tip of the nose into his mouth and ate it.
"Bad dog!" As soon as Meg cursed, she saw her son come over rubbing his eyes.
Little Jack just happened to see the scene of "Shadow" eating the round nose, but he didn't see it too clearly, and asked, "What is Shadow eating?" ”
"It's nothing, let's go to sleep." Meg coaxed her son to sleep.
Kent went to the hospital to disinfect his nose briefly, and when he got home, he suddenly felt hungry and ran to the kitchen to eat all the cake left over from yesterday.
Outside the room, the "Shadow" was also pulling around the garbage heap, rummaging through the inside for different food scraps to swallow into his stomach.
The bodies of a man and a dog seem to be undergoing some drastic changes, and they urgently need to replenish a lot of nutrients and energy.
After eating the cake, Kent fell into a deep sleep, sleeping soundly, without the discomfort of a thick layer of old clothes.
Outside Kent's bedroom window, a crow stood on a branch, its blood-red eyes staring at Kent's sleeping figure.
At this time, four or five days have passed since the elimination of Jennifer the Ogre, and the Central District Police Department is working very efficiently, Jennifer's body was sent to the Anomalous Affairs Processing Brigade on the same day, and Luke's consultant fee was immediately disbursed. However, this time, probably because of the small influence, the enemy is less harmful, and the consultant fee is also less, only less than 10,000 Lighthouse Coins.
The "low-shouldered band" was arrested the next day, and when the police went to their house to arrest them, several of the band members were under the influence of Da Ma, experiencing the inspiration that Satan said had brought them.
Under the professional interrogation of the police, these so-called "artists" quickly confessed their crimes and explained the sacrifice process truthfully.
The traces of the on-site inspection verified that they were indeed telling the truth, and basically the whole incident was solved perfectly, only the website where the lead singer learned the sacrificial ritual had long since been written off and disappeared, and no clues were found behind the scenes.
Luke had noticed Kent since this morning.
Luke was in philosophy class at the time.
Speaking of which, when he signed up for the course of philosophy, he originally planned to watch the various speculations of the professors and students and improve his eloquence, but when he came to the class, he found that this undergraduate course was simply the same as the "certain general" class in his previous life, the teacher was reading from the script on the podium, and the students were whispering and playing their own games under the podium.
Boredom, he observes the mirror in the field idly with the divinity of "mirror", wants to have some fun or something, and absolutely does not have the idea of looking at the beauty of the mirror decal yellow!
Carlson's Mansion is not far from the University of Angrus, and it happens to be within the sensing range of Luke's [Mirror Domain].
Before a single beauty could be seen, Luke was first caught by Kent.
After all, a man dressed in dirty clothes and wearing strange clown makeup, cutting his wrists in front of the mirror, and sawing his neck with a chainsaw, such a ruthless job, put it in a certain hand in the future, it is more than enough to increase the number of fans by hundreds of thousands, it is difficult not to attract people's attention.
Luke was first shocked by his performance art, but he didn't think about saving it, after all, "letting go of the psychology of helping others and respecting the fate of others" has been the consensus of the Internet in his previous life.
But at the same time, he discovered the unexpected, obviously wrong toughness of the clown costume.
The identification ability is activated through the mirror, revealing the specific attributes of Luke and his clown costume.
[Human Male] (Alienating)
Humans who have been affected by the remains of demons from the continent of Europa.
【Skills】
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【Demon Resurrection Remains】
The white-skinned and red-nosed demon Cloin from the mountains and forests, who feeds on human children, is killed by demon hunters, and after being killed by demon hunters, a wisp of divinity does not disperse, attaching to its own skin, forming a magical costume.
【Skills】
Assimilation: Primordial divinity erodes the humans who wear this garment, transforming them into the form of Cloin.
【Recovery】Cloin's consciousness will be revived from the new body after the assimilation of the body has been completed.
After observing Kent's situation, Luke has been thinking about what to do.
It would have been easy to kill him, although the clothes were a bit invulnerable, but Kent's head was still exposed, and according to the information observed, some of his exposed limbs were still very fragile, and it only took a "flame ray" to turn his head into a ripe watermelon that had been hit with a sledgehammer.
However, Luke quietly followed Kent with a crow for a day, and found that he was quite a good person, good to the family and children, a good husband and father, and he still wanted to help if he could.
Luke called and asked Dusty and Victor, the two most knowledgeable and knowledgeable of the people he knew.
Victor suggested burning.
Duxter said I don't know about that monster, but is that really that tough, and if you kill it, I'll have some to make a charm.
Luke contacted the Winchester brothers again, and the two of them wandered around to get rid of demons, and maybe they knew something.
Dean rummaged through the supernatural creatures left behind by his father, and finally found some clues about Cloxin, and then told him that if 5 children need to be sacrificed, the clown suit will automatically fall off and absorb the life in it, or directly behead the parasitic person, which can have the same effect.
In short, there is not a single piece of advice that works.
Luke controls the crow to fly to Kent's bedside and tries to peck at his torso, but finds that the fur is tough enough for Kent to react at all.
He simply ordered the crow to peck at Kent's bare hand.
Under the effect of [Pain and Torture], it was just a peck, and Kent jumped up with a "whoosh" as if he had been pierced through a chrysanthemum by an eighteen-centimeter-long iron rod.
He woke up suddenly from his sleep, the whole person was a little confused, and he became a little irritable under the subtle infection of the demon remains, shouted "Fake", picked up a glass bottle next to him and smashed it towards the crow.
In the next second, in his surprised eyes, the crow instantly turned into a handsome young man, who casually caught the vase thrown over, put it aside, and said, "Before you get angry, you might as well listen to one more sentence and I can help you solve the problem of the clown costume." ”
Kent also came to his senses at this time, and his heart was furious.
The other party said the "clown costume", indicating that he had mastered his own situation.
He has a relatively mild personality, and at this time he has broken free from his previous violent emotions.
Looking at the person in front of you who suddenly appeared, or simply turned into a crow, this is much more outrageous than a clown costume that can't be taken off!
Based on the principle that magic can defeat magic, Kent has a preliminary identification with Luke.
At least he seems strong, and if he wants to hurt me, he can kill me, but he's willing to reason and show that he's a good guy.
A good man, he probably won't hurt me.
Then I might as well hear what he has to say.
Kent convinces himself with a silky set of logical combos.
(End of chapter)