Let's say that the thin man stayed in his room that day, because the bandit was unreasonable to him, and he was quite unhappy, and he only hated that he couldn't beat him, otherwise with his temper today, if he didn't fight with him for 300 rounds, and didn't fight to the death, this life seemed meaningless. However, this black bandit cannot be defeated in terms of fighting, but the thin man has always been known for his resourcefulness, and the people in the deserted village are almost household names.

That night, the thin man knew that the black bandit had gone to Lu Town, and for a while, there was only one lady in his house, alone in the empty boudoir, and his life was quite bleak. It was also the idea of the bandit who wanted to beat his own woman, and even snatched the handful of vegetables in his house in front of everyone in the deserted village, otherwise, he would never be embarrassed by the righteousness of a thin man.

And the average man in a deserted village, unless he doesn't want to live, he never dares to go to the door of the bandit's house, so the women of the bandit generally rarely see other men. Of course, she saw that her man was living a prosperous life in Lu Town, why didn't she want to do this, but because of family law, and the men in the deserted village were afraid of the gangsters' big knives, they wanted to talk to other men for a while, or laugh at each other, it was not easy, and if they didn't get it right, they would be killed.

However, at this time, the black bandit woman clearly heard a man appear in front of her house, and her steps were calm, without a trace of panic, looking at the entire deserted village, it is rare to have such courage. You know, if your man knows about this, he can't peel off this person's skin in a fit of anger?

The thin man was angry for a while, hating that the bandit should not openly snatch a handful of vegetables from his house in front of everyone in the deserted village, and when he had nowhere to be deflated, he came to the door of his house and hung around. Of course, the initial plan was just to teach him a little lesson, and the focus will be paid to in the future, but when he saw that the black bandit woman took the initiative to talk to him, he also responded for a while.

The words spoken by the black bandit woman were all unbearable words, and when he heard this uncivilized words, the thin man was still a little afraid, and if the black bandit knew, the matter would not be opened. But the matter has come to this point, and it is not that he is looking for his woman, but that his woman is looking for himself for no reason, and God will do so, but what!

However, with the resourcefulness of a thin man, when he knew that the reason why this black bandit woman was like this, it was not because he had any good feelings for herself, and this love was impossible to talk about. The reason why she is like this is just because the bandits go in and out of Lu Town, have fun with other women, eat fragrant and drink spicy food, and ignore herself. Otherwise, it will never be so.

The thin man gossiped with the woman of the bandit, and when he was leaving, he said goodbye to him, and he wanted to have a private conversation with him at night, and to say something considerate. In this regard, the black bandit woman couldn't ask for it, so she agreed, and even entered her house door and gave a red apple to the thin man. The thin man had no choice but to catch it at this time, and to get this apple was supposed to offset his hatred of losing a handful of vegetables, but for some reason, the bird spirit in his heart was impossible to dismiss, and he still drummed into it, which was quite unpleasant.

The fool was idle these days, and he followed this thin man on weekdays, and after he was busy with farm work, he would often go down to the river, ignoring people's warnings, saying that there were monkeys in the river and that he had to pick up a dead fish to satisfy his hunger. And this thin man did not dare to go down the river alone, because although the water monkey theory could not be confirmed, it was without wind and waves, and its existence was certain, so it was unwise to want to deal with it alone with his thin body.

However, if there is a fool by his side, he really has to have three long and two short for a while, and it seems that he has some dependence, at least he can go to the deserted village to report the news and save himself from danger. Besides, with this fool, he is no longer too afraid of ghosts, because when he speaks, all these boring thoughts are gone.

Following this thin man, this fool really picked up some stinky dead fish, dried them, put a little salt on them, and after frying them and eating them, this body was still fine, on the contrary, it was stronger than not eating these dead fish, which is also inexplicable by science. The fool ate a lot of dead fish, and at this time his body was so strong that he was not afraid of all the big people in the deserted village for a while, and even the black bandits did not pay attention to it for a while, and threatened to fight with him for 300 rounds.

That night, the fool was sitting in his house, eating a dead fish, which was not in sufficient quantities because of a mouse, and if the mouse had not stolen it, why was there so little dead fish left in the plate? Because of this, he was scolding, and this was so unbearable that the rat must have been embarrassed when he heard it.

At this moment, the thin man appeared quietly at the door of his house, knocked on the door, and of course did not dare to enter rashly, for by the foolishness of a fool he would have accidentally offended him, and would most likely have fought for his own life, and therefore it was not too prudent to be careful with such a person. Don't knock too loudly on the door, otherwise it will not be good for a fool to think that he wants to hit someone, draw his knife and kill himself in the name of self-defense, so that he will be buried here for no reason.

At the beginning, the thin man did not dare to knock on the door loudly, for fear that this fool would misunderstand for a while, thinking that he had a plan against his dead fish, so he used all his resources to slaughter himself while the wind was high and the moon was dark. The wolves in the deserted village are not the opponents of this fool, let alone themselves? It really confirms the famous saying: fools have great power.

"Are you stupid?" The emaciated man stayed outside the dilapidated room and shouted softly.

"I said, don't call Lao Tzu stupid in the future, you are stupid." After the fool said this, he closed the door with all his might, and the door was broken for a while because the fool was too hard, which made the fool quite angry, and when he stomped it away, he became powder. At this time, he didn't care about the thin man, he walked a few steps out of the door, and saw a stone under an ancient tree, and put it on his back, this ox-sized stone was nothing on the back of the fool, and in three or two steps it was already carried to his broken door, and used it as a door, blocking the way for the thin man to enter the house for a while.

"Silly, what are you doing, you can't get in." The thin man glanced at the boulder and said in this way for a moment. Of course you don't dare to be loud, otherwise, you think you want to hit someone, and this fool can't break himself up?!

"If you can't get in, don't come in, anyway, Lao Tzu has learned to pick up dead fish, don't rely on you, get out!" The fool said this as he ate the dead fish he had just made.