069. Dad, you still have to twist your crotch!
The sailors are telling the truth.
If you recalculate according to the song survey, Jiang Yan really doesn't have to pay copyright fees for singing.
After singing a song, everyone has a feeling of rebirth.
"Phewβit's alive......"
"These 4 minutes are ...... longer than in the past half of my life"
"You are also real, you will listen to him singing!"
"Right? Why didn't I remember to turn off the volume? Rely on! β
"I didn't expect it, I felt like I was missing out on a few years of life."
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A group of people complained wildly, and Jiang Yan was stupid.
"Is it that ugly?"
Seeing the question mark on his face, the live broadcast room exploded.
"Is it that ugly? Every word in your question is wicked! β
"That's it, I'm out of my body when I sing!"
"No, my wife has a stomachache, I'll take her to the hospital."
"Uh......"
"Look at you, all the work has made everyone's wives born!"
"It's usually just that, but this time it's really too much!"
"Let him stay in the underworld and work in the underworld, living father!"
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Jiang Yan looked innocent.
He really didn't have a whole job, and what he really did was to play his real strength.
And the count of the main quest has indeed increased by 1 point, which clearly prompts him that this talent show is a "big success"?
"Wait, maybe there's a little problem with the live broadcast equipment, I'll debug it."
He was tinkering here, and the audience watched him tinkering.
After nearly ten minutes, the man returned.
"Come on, it should be okay this time."
Then, another song begins.
In just five minutes, the music ended, and Jiang Yan was satisfied.
"The live broadcast room is very quiet this time, it seems that there is no problem."
Jiang Yan was very happy, glanced at the mission record, and then realized that something was wrong.
"What's going on? Why didn't you make progress? β
turned back to look at the live broadcast room, and he keenly discovered the truth of the matter.
"You guys, you haven't listened, have you?!"
There was no movement in the live broadcast room, and it was obvious that most people were hanging up.
The few who dare to push the limits have not yet recovered from the shock.
"Brother Huo, let's stop playing, let's play the game honestly."
"Yes, my mental state is unstable, and I have to go to the hospital tomorrow."
"What are the top ten forbidden songs, they are not as powerful as our father's voice......"
"Whoever wants to listen to ten songs and still has no soul left, I respect him as a man."
"My grandmother asked me if I was listening to Peking Opera, and asked me to be louder."
"Peking Opera is not a ...... crime"
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Jiang Yan understood here and now.
"If no one listens, it doesn't count as mission progress? This is a big problem! β
Thinking in my heart, I was not convinced.
"I still don't believe it, I have to sit on the title of this talent anchor today!"
After he finished speaking, he cooperated with the action in his hands, directly changed the live broadcast partition, and changed the title of the live broadcast room.
Talent Show Time
Everyone in the live broadcast room: Ξ£(γ£Β°ΠΒ°; )γ£
Whether they didn't leave or just returned, they were silent.
Then came the crazy barrage eruption.
"Come on, hurt each other!"
"Don't be like this, don't be like this, Brother Huo, isn't it good to live?"
"That's right, or let's show some other talents, your old man is so knowledgeable, why do you have to hang yourself on the tree of singing?"
"Dad, you better twist your crotch, we love to watch this."
"Ah, yes, yes, yes!"
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Everywhere in the city and countryside, everyone in front of the computer and mobile phone screens nodded in agreement.
Jiang Yan was speechless.
Things have developed to this point, and he has begun to have some doubts about his singing ability.
"What then? Is it really dancing? But I haven't studied? β
Jiang Yan thought about it, so he directly clicked on a video of the dance area.
The "beauty" above, which has been elongated and modified by evil magic, is twisted into an S shape for a while, and a B shape for a while.
"I'll go, this kind of video will be played in millions?!"
He really didn't understand this.
I used to go to work from 9 to 9 and go home and go to sleep, and I adjusted my life on the weekend, and I also paid attention to efficiency, simplicity and went directly to watch movies with simple scenes and lack of actors, and I didn't have time to watch these small videos.
He didn't understand, but he was shocked.
"Or ...... I'll give my brothers a jump? β
"Looks pretty simple, huh?"
Jiang Yan stared at the screen in a daze, as if he was really learning.
In the live broadcast room, the audience with less than 20,000 left, breathed a sigh of relief.
"As long as you don't sing."
"Alas...... I can finally rest my ears. β
"And spicy eyes, huh?!"
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"It's not quiet for a while, and here you go again?!"
"Brother Huo, don't work hard, I can't stand it!"
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The fact is that Jiang Yan didn't work hard.
Dance is a thing that emphasizes the beauty of rhythm.
And Jiang Yan, what he lacks most is rhythm!
Can you expect a person who sings a pentatonic to dance to the beat?
That's a blind mind!
What's even more weird is that Jiang Yan's outstanding imitation ability, body coordination, and learning is very good......
But it just can't match the music, let alone the picture, the whole is like two good ropes twisted together, but they can't be twisted into one, but it's a mess!
"Okay, it's better than singing."
"Brother, we can't compromise, this aesthetic decline is unacceptable!"
"Boss, stop playing, let's play games."
"yes, there's no work to bite a lighter."
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Jiang Yan finished dancing a song, and in two minutes, the audience in the live broadcast room ran 2,000.
"Okay, okay, don't jump, don't jump!"
The jumpers ran out again.
Jiang Yan felt that he still needed to leave a room for the brothers to relax, so as not to scare everyone away.
"Hmm...... I'll take a look......."
He's still thinking about talent shows.
On the other side, the rescuers arrived.
"I hear you're starting to intimidate the audience? They all went to me to complain. β
A striking message floated across the screen from ID Knife Girl.
"Qi Xiaoran, why is she here?"
Jiang Yan was confused, but depending on the situation, he was found by the guys who ran away from his live broadcast room.
"No, look at the title of my live broadcast room, today is talent show time."
"Come on, Lianmai." Another eye-catching message.
Jiang Yan didn't understand this, but only had some understanding, so he opened a voice chat and was directly pulled into the room by Qi Xiaoran.
"You're doing something again?"
Qi Xiaoran's voice was a little happy.
"No? I just sang, they didn't listen, and they danced......"
"Singing...... Dance...... You? β
Qi Xiaoran is also a question mark, but she listened to the audience in the live broadcast room, and originally thought it was a whole job.
As a result, now that Jiang Yan himself says so, it should be true.
"Then you sing one, I'll listen to it."
blurted out a sentence, and the live broadcast room blew up directly.
"Sister! Mother! Grandma! Don't mention this stubble!! β
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