Chapter 483: The Witch's Prophecy
Hua Bo went to the town, because there were some things that he couldn't understand even if he wanted to break his head, so someone suggested that he go to Lu Zhen to find a witch to tell fortunes and ask the immortals. Hua Bo didn't believe in these either, and took Shaoqiu as an example, saying what age is it, and he still believes this!
However, I can't stand people's repeated persuasion, everyone is like this, otherwise, I don't deserve to live in a deserted village. Hearing that the people were talking like this, Hua Bo took some money and went to Lu Town, invited the witch into his house, and asked about the immortals.
On the day of asking the immortals, Shaoqiu also went to see it, because under the persecution of the black bandits, there was no one who dared not go, otherwise he would be served by a big knife. Shaoqiu didn't dare to offend people, let alone offend the bandits, so he also followed the people to Hua Bo's house, and sat quietly on the side for a while, listening to the witch wearing a black cloth, shaking her body, not knowing what to read in her mouth, and still crying and crying, and sometimes scolding, it was unpredictable, and I didn't know what was going on.
At this time, the people of the deserted village felt that this was a man of God, of course, they did not dare to offend, and for a while they gathered together, knelt in front of the witch, and kept kowtowing to her, saying words of blessing. The witch was not very interested in this, she didn't want this, only real money was what she wanted.
Among these people, only Shaoqiu knew a little bit about things because he had read a book for a few days, and thought it was just a lie, so he didn't take it seriously, and even sat on the side and read the book. In this regard, the witch hated it deeply, and it was inconvenient to say that he was not, because after all, the era was different, and the people who read were also quite respected in the deserted village, and they did not dare to risk the condemnation of the world for a while, and said that he was not for no reason.
Hua Bo was very concerned about this witch, because of his daughter's marriage, there was no way to settle it for a while, so he invited the witch and wanted her to make a decision for herself. Of course, Shaoqiu must not know these words, otherwise, if it is not good, the young man will fight hard with himself in a fit of anger and end up with him, which can also be said to be quite uncost-effective.
In this regard, the witch doesn't take it very seriously, isn't it just to make a decision, she has seen a lot of such things, and it is not an uncommon thing. What the witch really cares about is Shaoqiu, so many people are listening to her lectures, but this person is good, he dares to sit in front of him and read a book, this is not a heart and can't get along with himself, how to explain it?
And Shaoqiu felt that the witch didn't treat him very well, and it was inconvenient to stay here for a while, so he wanted to escape at this time, but he found that the black bandit was guarding the door, and if he wanted to get out, he would definitely not be able to. Sure enough, when the black bandit saw that Shaoqiu wanted to escape, he caught him, and he didn't dare to fight, because he was afraid that the gods would blame him, and he might not be able to afford it.
"Hold him in front of me, and don't let him escape, otherwise there may be a great disaster in the deserted village, either a flood or the sky will fall." The witch said to the crowd.
When people heard the witch speak like this, they were indifferent for the sake of their own lives for a while, and if the sky fell, it would be worth it, it didn't matter if they died, they still had daughters and sons, but they couldn't just die. Then he shouted loudly, grabbed Shaoqiu, and told him to sit in front of the witch anyway and listen carefully, otherwise he would be killed.
Hearing people talk like this, I really couldn't argue, and I had no choice but to resign myself to fate. At this time, I put my book in my pocket, this is a treasure that I spent almost half a year on rations, how can I not put it away, otherwise, when I am not paying attention, let people steal it, how can this be good?
At this time, the witch said that she had to go to the toilet, but she didn't bring paper for a while, and she inadvertently saw Shaoqiu's book, why not borrow a few pages to wipe her buttocks! This asked Shaoqiu to take out the book. But Shaoqiu refused, saying that this was his own book, how could he give it away for a while?
The black bandit was also present at the time, and knew what the witch meant, so he tore off two pages from Shaoqiu's book, held them in both hands, and respectfully presented them to the witch. The witch took the paper into the toilet at this time, and soon shouted loudly again, saying that the paper was not enough, and that she had to tear it up, and that she had to send it to the toilet.
Shaoqiu didn't have a way for a while, the paper was torn off, but this matter of sending it to the toilet, as a man, how could he go for a while? He hesitated, not knowing what to do for a while, and even wanted to escape from this place and sneak back to his house when no one was looking.
"The gods called you, look at you, really, you don't listen to the words of the gods?" People blame it.
"But I'm a man." Shaoqiu felt very confused.
"The gods told you to go, you just went, what do you do with so much, do you want to die?" People generally blamed Shaoqiu, and some people even came forward because he was disobedient and smashed a stick on his head.
Shaoqiu had no choice for a while, and besides, he said that there was no such thing as a god and a ghost, and it seemed that there was, and if he said something, he couldn't see it at all. But since everyone said yes, he didn't want to be too stubborn for a while, so he listened to the people, got to the witch's side, and gave her his own book and paper for her.
"You've got to come in, I'll wipe my ass." The witch spoke like this at this time, and when she heard this, the people in the deserted village were all envious of Shaoqiu, and she could do things for God, which was something that many people couldn't ask for.
"This ......" Shaoqiu hesitated, this matter was really killed and couldn't be done, not to mention that he had never paid much attention to the matter of witches, so he dropped the paper, scolded his mother, threw off everyone, and didn't care about the bandit, he actually fled back to his house.
"I'm going to have to wipe that man's ass for myself today!" The witch was also quite tough for a while, so Shaoqiu had to help her wipe her ass.
But Shaoqiu was already hiding in his house at this time, and he didn't see anyone for a while, so the bandits kept banging on the door of the house, and even broke in, so Shaoqiu had to do that for the witch. And the people of the deserted village also stood outside their houses at this time, saying that they wanted him to go out, otherwise, the witch would not come out of the toilet to tell people's fortunes, and if something happened at a moment, she asked him if he could afford it?
"I'm not going!" Shaoqiu said that he didn't go out anything, and at this time he hugged his bed and didn't go to death, and when people saw him like this, they didn't have a way for a while.
At this moment, Hua Bo stepped forward and slapped Shaoqiu in the face, saying that he was too ignorant, this is what many people dream of, but he is better and doesn't want this errand. This is tantamount to not having a good future for yourself.
Shaoqiu originally wanted to have a seizure, but he remembered that this Hua Bo beat himself for his own good, and he probably regarded himself as his own family, otherwise, why would he hit himself? Why didn't he beat Zhang San and Li Si, but he wanted to beat himself, didn't he agree to the matter between himself and Xiaohua?
Thinking of this, Shaoqiu's depression was swept away, and he even wanted to wipe the witch's ass at this time, but when he thought of the seriousness of the situation, he refused to go. Seeing that Shaoqiu insisted on not going, people said that he was not a good comrade, and even looked down on him for this reason, so that for a long time, people would roll their eyes when they saw Shaoqiu, saying that he was not a person who helped others.
In this regard, Shaoqiu couldn't say anything, but since that time when he asked the immortals, Hua Bo's eyes were quite wrong when he looked at him, and even when he saw Shaoqiu, Hua Bo's face was gloomy, as if Shaoqiu had done something that couldn't help himself. But did Shaoqiu offend Uncle Hua somewhere, think about it carefully, no, but Uncle Hua actually ignored himself.
Of course Shaoqiu didn't know, because on the day the witch asked the fairy, he left the stage early and didn't hear the words behind. At that time, when Hua Bo asked the witch about the marriage of her daughter, the witch directly said that his little flower could marry casually, but not to marry Shaoqiu, because in her opinion, Shaoqiu was a flower in her previous life.
Therefore, when Hua Bo met Shaoqiu on the road, although Shaoqiu called him Uncle very friendly, Hua Bo just shouldn't. Usually, I hear Shaoqiu call himself uncle, although Hua Bo has some prejudice against him, but it is not unacceptable.
Shaoqiu returned to his house for a while, because the harvest of crops on the mountains was good, and he was too careful, he had already made a lot of money this year. All of a sudden, Shaoqiu almost became the richest person in the deserted village, but for some reason, when Shaoqiu went to Hua Bo's house to find Xiaohua, Hua Bo always gave a good look, and even held a knife in his hand, and kept chopping, even if Shaoqiu was rich, in Hua Bo's opinion, it seemed that those money were not money.
After being slashed by Hua Bo, Shaoqiu covered his wound and returned to his house for a while, and he just went to give Hua Bo some money to spend flowers, but he became like this. Sitting in his room for a while, he couldn't stop sighing, he didn't offend Hua Bo in any way, but since the witch came, he looked at him wrongly, as if he thought he would steal from him.
"Mom, a man named Hanako also dares to come to ask for marriage, it's really a bad world, and people's hearts are not ancient!" Hua Bo sighed while inhaling grass smoke at this time.
At this time, Xiaohua appeared in front of Hua Bo. For some reason, Hua Bo actually slapped her in the face, which knocked her unconscious, "In the future, don't have anything to do with that called Huazi, otherwise, Lao Tzu won't recognize you." ”
"Shaoqiu is not called Hanako, he is rich!" Xiaohua said.
But Hua Bo didn't listen, he had already slammed the door shut, lay on the bed, and cried. It was raining outside, and the deserted village was depressed for a while, and many leaves fell in the sound of the heavy rain, and they were scattered with the wind.
And on this rainy night, the witch also escaped from Hua Bo's house, saying that his house had provoked a calamity, and that something terrible would happen in less than half a year. "You have to find a way to get rid of Shaoqiu, and it's better to be him, otherwise, not only will your daughter be his, but everything in your house will be ......his," the witch said this, and left Hua Bo's house and hurried away.