078. "Director, I want to sing!" ”

After drawing lots, take a group photo.

Director Li Da dodged away with satisfaction and gave the stage to Jiang Yan and the host, who were stupidly staying in place.

It's a pity that if he saw the kind smile on Jiang Yan's face when he turned back behind him, he would know what kind of price he would have to pay for making such a play.

Unfortunately, he didn't see it.

"Jiang Yan is an old acquaintance."

Chen Qingqing's smile was still sweet.

"How does it feel to draw such a question?"

The beautiful host carefully handed the microphone to Jiang Yan, ready to deal with emergencies at any time.

Who knew that Jiang Yan was unusually normal this time, and he was even a little shy in the face of many cameras.

"I feel okay, but I want to sing more than I can recite. I didn't expect half of the twenty people to perform songs, but I still didn't get it. ”

Chen Qingqing looked at him with a look of pity, relaxed his vigilance slightly, and hurriedly said comfort.

"Actually, the recitation is also very good, and the other players are very envious. With your eloquence, it shouldn't be too much of a problem to pass at least the first round. ”

Jiang Yan leaned in front of the microphone.

"You know, I'm just a passerby, I don't care about the result of the competition, I mainly want to sing."

Chen Qingqing:( ̄ω ̄; )

"There is no way around this, the lottery session is personally presided over by our Director Li, which is absolutely fair and just. If you have any ideas, you can only go to him. ”

Chen Qingqing pointed to Li Chenghong, who was relaxed behind him, and Jiang Yan also smiled.

"Okay, as is customary, one last question."

The beautiful host smiled.

"What are your goals for coming to our show this time, can you tell us about it?"

The usual polite questions are just a formality, and Chen Qingqing has already begun to prepare the teleprompter card after the next player comes on the court.

But just when she completely let down her guard, things went a little wrong.

Jiang Yan took the microphone from her very easily.

That natural appearance, as if the two had colluded a long time ago.

"Actually, I still want to sing."

Jiang Yan took the microphone, and his face was bitter.

That appearance caused a burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone in the live broadcast room was even more happy.

Old viewers know that this person is crazy to do something!

Sure enough, with the opening sentence, Jiang Yan's whole temperament changed.

was just an ordinary rookie contestant who was interviewed, and now he is loose, with one hand in his pocket and holding the microphone in his hand, like a loose roadside young man.

"Tell me why you came to this stage...... That's a good question. ”

"It all started at the beginning of the year, when I was fired and had just become a carefree street runner......"

With a sullen mouth, he secretly turned his head to look at Chen Qingqing, who was sullen, and Director Li Da, who was stunned.

"Okay, let's not talk about it."

After speaking, he turned around with a begging for mercy.

"Alas...... When people are old, young people don't take me to play. In the live broadcast room, everyone is called little brother, little brother, and husband. As far as my live broadcast room is concerned, it is full of people called dad, how embarrassed. No, I heard that there were young people in a group, so I licked my face and came over. ”

As soon as these words came out, they caused laughter at the scene and condemnation from the live broadcast room.

Jiang Yan didn't care, and continued to say in that characteristic depressed tone:

"Speaking of which, the current post-00s generation is really amazing. As a post-90s generation, I already feel like I can't understand them. ”

"But ......"

"Who hasn't been young?"

"It's all from ...... past"

"Who hasn't had a passion on the disco dance floor......"

"Indulge in booze ...... at the bar"

"Hug left and right in the KTV box......"

"What about that kind of debauched youth?"

……

As soon as Jiang Yan's words came out, Li Chenghong's face turned pale, and he said in his heart, this kid can't be crazy, right? How dare you say anything?

Not only him, but even Chen Qingqing, who has always been unfazed and well-trained, was dumbfounded and didn't know what to do.

Under the stage, everyone was dumbfounded, and they didn't know how to react.

The emotions of a group of people were unconsciously mobilized by Jiang Yan.

In the live broadcast room, it was a completely different scene.

"I'm sorry, I didn't."

"It's the same post-90s, it's the same."

"Brother Huo! Dare to say so much on this occasion! ”

"Is this what we can listen to without paying any money?"

"Haha, there's no real surprise, right?"

"I really didn't expect that my brother Huo still has this ability."

“……”

Hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room sighed that this trip was worth it!

Everyone stared at the boss one by one, and they all wanted to see what Jiang Yan wanted to break next.

……

Outcome......

Jiang Yan paused, and suddenly there was a little more grievance on his face that was still angry just now.

"I don't."

After just four words, everyone in the audience was slightly stunned and immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahaha-"

"This guy doesn't think that he drew lots to draw a talk show."

"Don't say it, it's really like that."

"Scared me, I thought the show was going to be gone as soon as it started......"

“……”

The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded, and the barrage was obviously several beats slower than the on-site feedback.

"I'm taking off my pants, so you're going to tell me this?"

The audience joined the condemnation army one after another, and the discussion exploded for a while.

Jiang Yan didn't care about that.

Throwing a stalk at the beginning, the effect is quite good, and he is not ready to end it like this.

After a simple warm-up, the whole person let go.

"So, isn't that why I'm here?"

"As you all know, I used to be a social animal sitting in an office."

"People are ugly, they don't have money, they work overtime all year round, and they don't have much free time all year round."

"And I have a problem, I don't like to make friends with two types of people......"

"One, it's a woman uglier than me......"

"The second is a man who is more handsome than me......"

"So I didn't have any friends all the time."

As soon as these words came out, they laughed again, and then ......

"Until I met you."

Jiang Yan threw a smile at the camera that he thought was extremely handsome, and blinked in one eye.

This performance was exchanged for countless middle fingers as desired.

"Alas...... Behold, even you are like that. ”

"That's really not good, I can only go home to go out with my parents and play, and by the way, I can fulfill my dream of hugging left and right in KTV."

This time, the audience burst into laughter again.

Jiang Yan was speechless, and turned his head to look at Li Chenghong with a wooden face.

"Director, I still want to sing......"

"Don't go to the KTV kind."

“……”

For a while, the audience burst into laughter.

Jiang Yan's "talk show" started at the beginning, and the next thing was to get out of control and shoot after shot.

No one expected that such a bright spot lottery interview session would actually bring the whole show to the highest point of popularity of the day.

It's true, the world is unpredictable.