"Player Jiang Yan, please come here."

"In the next game session, our off-court guests will interact with the players and provide support to the players."

"Please wait and see~"

After Chen Qingqing finished speaking, he pointed to the screen standing on the side, and then ......

"Hey? Is it connected? Is it connected? What the hell is this? Stop tinkering with your book, come and show me! ”

"Don't ask me, I'm busy......"

"Hey! Looks like it's connected! Look, look, old man! What a beautiful girl! It can't be our son looking for a girlfriend, right? ”

"You gave birth to you, you ask me......"

"Yes! This little bastard, when I was a child, I saw a beautiful little girl and said that I was deceived to come back as a daughter-in-law, but I didn't cheat back when I was older! ”

"Pay attention, this is a live ......"

"Just our son, still doing live broadcasts? He said he would believe it? Those who engage in live broadcasts have good eloquence! Look at him, he was a little mouth when he was a child, but he didn't like to talk when he grew up, he learned it from you! ”

Audience in the live broadcast room: Σ(っ°Д°; )っ

Chen Qingqing:(*///▽///*)

Everyone was stupid.

Jiang Yan doesn't like to talk yet, so what kind of love is it?

But everyone who has watched his live broadcast and show loves and hates his broken mouth, and has all kinds of comments.

But......

"Don't like to talk"?

This is the first time they have heard of this kind of evaluation, and it has simply ruined the three views.

But......

Everyone looked at Mama Jiang, who was not stage frightened at all on the screen, and suddenly seemed to understand something.

……

"Girl, how old are you?"

In the video footage, a middle-aged woman in her fifties who is somewhat chubby occupies most of the area, looking at Chen Qingqing with a curious face.

Far behind her was a slightly thin old man, who was pricking up his ears and flipping through a book.

Jiang Chenggong, Han Xiumei, Jiang Yan's parents.

is the most ordinary pair of middle-aged parents, if you want to say what is the difference, maybe Jiang's mother is a little talkative, while Jiang Yan's father is just the opposite, he doesn't seem to like to talk much, and he is a little restrained in front of the camera.

"Girl, how did you and Xiaoyan meet?"

"Oh...... This is a live broadcast, huh? That's fine, we'll talk about it later. ”

"Add a WeChat ...... to my aunt Hey, dead old man, don't mess with ......"

“……”

In the camera, Jiang's father and Jiang's mother interacted with each other, and the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.

This is not from the overly everyday picture, but from Jiang Yan's unprecedented embarrassed face.

"Ahem—"

Before the camera could react, Jiang Yan appeared in front of the camera in a flash, blocking most of the entire shot, and behind him kept shouting fans behind his back to signal Chen Qingqing to flee quickly.

Only then did the beautiful host react, and she wanted to slip away.

But after thinking about it, something was wrong, she still had a stack of teleprompter cards in her hand, and she ended up without asking a single question.

Seeing that this connection is about to become Jiang's mother's special session......

There was no way, she could only stay there and look at Jiang Yan expectantly.

The big twinkle eyes seemed to be able to speak, and the meaning conveyed was also very clear:

"Hurry up and get your dad and mom done, this live broadcast!"

……

"If I can do it, do I need to worry?!"

Jiang Yan also looked helpless.

To be honest, he usually does things vigorously, but when he gets to his family, he turns around, as if he has a little procrastination.

As a full-time and part-time anchor who has been working for three months, he has a lot of things that he hasn't made clear to his family.

After all, the fields in which he is active are all young people, and he has no intersection with his parents' generation at all.

When I was on the phone before, I only said that I participated in a program called "Surfing New Workplace" as a guest of passers-by, and later vaguely revealed to my family that I was doing a live broadcast, and it didn't stir up any waves.

So in the eyes of Jiang's father and Jiang's mother, he is still just a bitter Beipiao worker, and occasionally does some side hustles to shoot the kind of small videos that young people can't get on the stage, and he is not very famous.

During the day, he is the most transparent social animal who is silent, and at night he is the UP master who is unknown and no one watches.

This is the second elder's understanding of Jiang Yan.

When Jiang Yan heard his parents' evaluation of him, not only did he not explain, but he was greatly relieved.

No way, his current situation is too weird.

The troublesome industry of self-media alone has made him unable to explain why traffic can make money, why eleven out of ten short videos are cheating, and why it is possible to go to jail when he is an up master......

What's more, he is still tied to a system that has nothing to do with three points, and it gives him a headache when he thinks about it.

So in this way, Jiang Yan's double-sided life began.

In his hometown, he is his father's good son, his mother's little baby, and an honest child in the eyes of his neighbors; On the city side, he is a thorn in the director's eye, a thorn in the flesh of the audit, and a public enemy of the whole network in the eyes of the audience.

In order to satisfy his perverted collecting habits, he worked recklessly on the Internet to complete the task of system release.

If the live broadcast scene is seen by his parents, his Jiang Yan's name will probably be removed from the family tree.

It is reasonable to say that if Jiang Yan's live broadcast personality was created by himself, then he must be a positive energy master with three views now. Now he can say to his old father with tears in his eyes, "Have you finally found out?" That's right, please call me the red scarf! ”

Can ...... now

If someone collects and sorts out the snacks he made to the audience during his live broadcast, it is estimated that it will be enough to sentence him for ten years and eight years.

Don't mention it.

It's embarrassing to think about the day when what you did on the Internet was exposed.

And this day has finally arrived.

……

To be honest, there is a plan.

But for some reason, once he faced his mother, Jiang Yan's witty on-the-spot reaction like diabetes collapse was blocked at once.

He was stunned for a while, and his mother had already begun to share Jiang Yan's childhood anecdotes with the audience.

Speaking of which, Jiang Yan did a lot of things when he was a child.

But what he remembered the most was that he once slept until he was half asleep and half woke up to pee, and he didn't find the toilet very much, and then he rode on the coffee table to solve the major events in his life.

It's not that it's a shame.

The reason comes from Jiang's mother's dedication to promoting this anecdote to everyone.

She said to her colleagues at work, to her relatives during the Chinese New Year, to her neighbors when she was walking, and then she didn't forget to send it to Moments when she had a mobile phone......

And now, her claws have finally reached the national audience.

"You don't know, my Xiaoyan was naughty when she was a child, and now she doesn't know what's going on, the longer she grows, the more she looks like her father, and she can't beat a fart with three sticks."

"Why do you rely on me ......?"

Dad Jiang was not convinced, and the result was ......

"It's not you yet, and the biscuits under the coffee table can't taste weird even if you eat them. If you don't say anything after eating, you pretend not to know, teach the children badly, and don't tell your family anything......"

Jiang Yan and Jiang Dad: (^_^)/(T_T)