The fastest face slap scene in history
The grass swayed in an unusual arc, revealing not only the ears, but also the small half of the head, and the fur stained with blood.
A rattling and chewing sound followed, and the smell of blood wafted through the air.
The rich bloody aura rushed straight to the tip of their noses, and Kong Xia and Yuan Wang were shocked, and they couldn't help but run in the other direction.
Ding Mu Mao was ready to run for his life, but his arm was suddenly grabbed,
A delicate and soft voice mixed with confusion sounded behind him,
"Didn't you say you wanted to protect me? As long as I'm safe, it doesn't matter if I die. ”
The grass shook louder, as if something was about to rush out.
"Damn it!"
Ding Mu didn't bother to talk nonsense at all, pulled out his arm hard, and ran in a panic with all his strength, running several meters in the blink of an eye.
【???? Ran away, just ran away, and the words just said were pure mouth cannons! 】
[I'm afraid this is not the fastest face-slapping scene in history! ] 】
[I'll just say, a few days ago, when I was still mentally controlled, the DPRK engaged in unspoken rules, and the tone of his voice was the same as calling a dog, how could such a person suddenly become affectionate. 】
[Sisters, be sensible, don't scold first, maybe there will be a turnaround, maybe Ding Mu is trying to find another way. 】
[Even if it really runs, it's nothing, and the birds of the same forest are still flying separately when the disaster comes? Look at Shi Chaochao's attitude just now, if I had run away earlier. 】
[In other words, I feel that Shi Chaochao's expression is too calm, will I already see that this is an illusion. 】
[Don't worry, how could a nine-leaky fish like her, who can't even memorize a multiplication table, find out that she may be scared silly if she has no expression. 】
The director leaned on the rocking chair with Erlang's legs crossed, chewing ham sausage in his mouth, and looked at the screen proudly.
"The post-production group remembers to wait a while to get out the panicked expressions of the guests, especially Shi Chaochao, and make a big screen and add some filters, the funnier the better."
Under the expectation of everyone, Shi Chaochao slightly hooked the corners of her mouth, sat on the suitcase leisurely, dangled her legs, her white ankles appeared from time to time, and she raised her head to look at the top of the big branch in front of her.
"Don't you think about the truth before you prank?"
couldn't touch the eyes that were not shocked, and the director's body stiffened.
How could she see the location of the camera, obviously she was the place where she racked her brains to hide, and the other three people didn't see it, this must be a coincidence, it must be like this!
"It's so obvious, I'm not blind."
Shi Chaochao raised his hand, and his fingertips were facing the camera.
"The mirror is reflective, and I have seen it for a long time.
In addition, the hunting behavior of the wild beasts that you have created is too fake, and the tiger's ears are oval-shaped, and the tips of the ears are fine hairy, and the color is not dark yellow.
The only creatures that fit this form are small carnivores like Shiba Inu, but they mostly move in groups and do not hunt in this kind of rainforest.
On top of that, the wildlife area will have a trail covered with human footprints. ”
There is indeed a path behind the sign, but it is not obvious and you will never notice it if you don't look closely.
The melodious female voice said unhurriedly.
The smile on the director's face was completely shattered, and he was not as relaxed as he was just now, he bounced up suddenly, and his upper body was lying on the monitoring table, staring at the screen.
Is this still the impression of Shi Chaochao, who is not doing anything and complaining about the first place!
The barrage froze for a moment and then exploded.
[Outrageous! In my lifetime, I was actually popularized by Shi Chaochao? 】
[Script, this must be a script, Wang Hao hurriedly came out and was beaten]
[How much money did Wang Hao charge, he actually said the link design in advance, and the money owner behind Shi Chaochao really spoiled her. 】
[Convinced, I knew that there would be such a scene, Shi Chaochao is really a dog skin plaster, let's Mingyue has a full college score card on the front foot, and she also follows the Lixue bully on the back foot. 】
[Disperse, everyone who walks through the back door is like this, let's not make a fuss. ] 】
The barrage is getting worse and worse, and it doesn't matter if your idol is ugly, the key is that Shi Chaochao, who has always looked down on him, pretended to be a B.
It's worse than killing them.
The unhappy fans couldn't get angry, and went directly to the variety show official Weibo and the director's Weibo to vent their dissatisfaction,
scolded fiercely, and the popularity of variety shows also took advantage of a small gradient.
Listening to the chat between Finance and the new Party A, the director's originally bitter mood was a little sweeter.
If you are ridiculed, you will be ridiculed, and the popularity is equal to making money.
"Hurry up and appease the guests and bring them to the venue of this event, it's time for the variety show to begin."
said it was appeasement, but in fact there was no need to do anything, from the moment the staff came out, Kong Xia and Yuan Wang both understood the cause of the incident,
Because of the lens and character design, I didn't make too many expressions, and I said that the director really knows how to play, and followed the staff.
Ding Mu was not in the same direction as them, and when he saw the staff appear from a distance, his face instantly looked like he had been constipated for several days.
Recalling the several plans provided by Song Mingyue before, his expression eased slightly, and he hurriedly lowered his head and bent down to pick up stones on the side of the road.
Listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer, Ding Mu raised his head again, pretended to be anxious with his lifelong acting skills, and waved them over.
"Come on, come on, hurry up and pick up some stones on the side of the road with me, there is a tiger over there, as long as we throw enough, we will definitely be able to scare it away, Chaochao is still over there, I have to hurry over."
The staff looked at each other, looked at each other, and then quickly stepped forward to explain the real situation to him.
"What! It's a prank, that Chao Chao wasn't scared, will she be angry because of what happened just now, blame me, and ran over without explaining the critical situation at that time. ”
As he spoke, Ding Mu stood on tiptoe and looked towards that position, his tone annoyed.
"It's okay, our colleague has passed, you see....."
The person who spoke also followed, but found that Shi Chaochao was no longer in place, and walked some distance before finding that she was standing in front of the grass, and seemed to be still talking.
Yu Guang caught a glimpse of the staff about to speak, and Ding Mu immediately sighed, as if he had been hit hard.
"It's a male staff member who is scary to play a tiger.
Forget it, let's go quickly, if you rush over to disturb, Chao Chao will definitely be angry, I didn't know until those articles on the Internet were exposed,
At the same time, she was shouting at me, and she was also YY to other people.
Alas, whoever made her have this temperament, I can only follow. ”
Ding Mu walked very slowly, and his figure sank into the depths of the woods little by little, with an indescribable sadness.
[Ahhh 】
[I don't release my opinion on what happened just now, but Shi Chaochao is not afraid that it is the queen of the sea, the reality hangs one, and there are countless on the Internet]
[Ahhh 】
[What is the situation, how Ding Mu says, you will believe it. 】
[That operation just now confused me, which normal person would think of using small stones to scare away tigers!] And the action just now, it was obviously running for his life. 】
[I'm strange, it's him who said that he wanted to sacrifice himself to protect him, and he was the one who ran neatly when he encountered things, but you didn't scold Ding Mu but pointed at Shi Chaochao and scolded him? 】
[Don't argue, don't argue, I'm still curious about what Chaochao is doing when he came to the grass. 】
[What else can you do, ask the staff to find the back door, can you still expect her to do something good?] 】