I want to be Li Chunhua when the Jedi strikes back
[My God, which warrior thought of this undisciplined punishment. 】
[Ding Mu is the simplest, I just skipped it.] 】
[I have an unlikely guess. 】
[But once substituted for her, all the unreasonable will become reasonable]
"That's right, it's me!"
With a basket of puzzled and surprised eyes, Shi Chaochao stood up from his seat, straightened his waist, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"I just went to look around and saw that no one wanted to punish me, so I helped provide one."
Seeing that Ding Mu was about to speak, Shi Chaochao raised his hand with a generous and open-minded gesture: "I know that your gratitude to me is about to overflow now,
But don't worry,
Think about whether to pick the first one or answer my three questions. ”
"Director, Shi Chaochao is bullying." Ding Mu has not recovered from the loneliness of not being able to get through the phone, and he is sad and angry when he encounters this experience!
"Where is bullying, I will provide punishment for you not completing the task, it is reasonable, reasonable, right, director."
The director was silent for a moment and nodded: "This sentence makes some sense, if you are not convinced, you can come back next time,
We encourage healthy competition. ”
The director said so, and Ding Mu couldn't say anything more,
stepped forward and squeezed out a reluctant smile: "Now that I'm live broadcasting, Chaochao, can you save me some face." ”
"Don't worry, I'll keep a little."
Shi Chaochao raised a smiling face,
"Here comes the first question, do you like me?"
Ding Mu was stunned and replied decisively: "I like it." ”
Shi Chaochao nodded lightly and glanced at the director: "Director Wang, lend me your lie detector." ”
"Yes, ten points at a time."
Ding Mu panicked, "Chaochao points are not easy to earn, there is no need to be the director's black heart." ”
"Small problem, I have a lot of money, you know, the love brain is willing to go to the soup for a sentence of liking."
It's like talking about her, and it's like talking about yourself.
Ding Mu was confused for a while, the lie detector was already in front of him, and Shi Chaochao's voice sounded in front of him,
"Ding Mu, do you like me?"
The two words that were easily said just now are now like their mouths are sealed with glue, and they can't hold back a word after muttering for a long time.
Sometimes silence is another answer.
Shi Chaochao didn't force him to answer, and said the third question,
"You've been talking to the same girl for three minutes, right?"
Surprisingly simple,
Ding Mu nodded quickly,
"Yes."
"Okay, my question is over, and this session is officially over."
"So easy?"
Ding Mu was a little incredulous,
"Or I'll ask one more?"
"No, we have to respect the rules of the game." Ding Mu got cheap and didn't want to sell it anymore, so he didn't stay any longer, returned to his place and sat down, his fingers flying on the screen.
Xie Shiyu glanced at Shi Chaochao, who returned to his side, and then skimmed Ding Mu, who couldn't hide his smile,
"I didn't know it before, but now I find out that there are really people who have been sold and think they are making a lot of money."
"Understand, respect, okay. Besides, I just let the audience know that he doesn't like me and likes another person. ”
Then I will subconsciously think, why don't you like it and deliberately pretend to be affectionate, there are many reasons, but netizens tend to lean in the most outrageous direction,
In this way, the person behind him will be exposed.
So..."Xie Shiyu stared at Shi Chaochao with some puzzlement: "How did you like him before?" ”
"The question is, youth and frivolity plus youth are always unbearable."
When the two of them were talking,
Kong Xia also ended her performance, although she has withdrawn from the catwalk for more than a year, the demeanor of the former queen of the catwalk is still there, especially the action that can endure the pain just now and complete the performance elegantly and at a high level,
directly attracted a group of fans to shout that my sister is back.
The popularity of the variety show has gone up for a short time, the director smiled from ear to ear, and his walking posture was windy, and he immediately waved his hand, and each guest added ten points.
Yuan Wang: "Director, you're going to give a sweet date and throw a mallet, right?" ”
The director shook his head with an expression of "how could it be, how could I do such a thing": "Don't worry, I said I would let you relax tonight." ”
"Let's do it again tomorrow."
The director went directly in his left ear and out of his right ear, "That, let's start our first mini-game tonight - Jedi Strikes Back, I want to be Li Chunhua." ”
[What, what? 】
[It's not a good thing to hear. 】
[Why Li Chunhua, am I Wang Ergou unworthy? ] 】
[Why is Wang Ergou, am I not worthy of the dynasty? ] 】
There are some question mark faces everywhere he looks, and the director is very satisfied with the current effect and continues to speak.
"I know you're all curious, I'm going to do a survey before the rules of the game are officially announced.
Tell us about what you want from your future partner. ”
"Mate?" Yuan Wang was shocked, "This rushing love taste."
Director, what are you going to do, shoot a sweet atmosphere couple photo blockbuster in groups? ”
“……”
"How do three men and two women make a couple blockbuster!"
Shi Chaochao: "There's nothing wrong with monogamy!" There are two free combinations left. ”
Xie Shiyu: "Bigamy is a sin. ”
"Then if I play friends with them at the same time and don't get married, what can the law do with me? No way! ”
Director: "...... Please some perverts restrain themselves and answer the question carefully, this question has a lot to do with the next game, and can even determine the final victory. ”
As soon as he said this, the others didn't have the heart to joke and began to think about how to answer the question.
The criteria for choosing a mate are not a big problem.
It's just that
"Huh! Director, what are you doing! ”
Kong Xia originally wanted to make up a paragraph to fool around, but he didn't expect to have a lie detector in front of him.
"This is the request of the gold owner's father, and we can't have any objections."
The director smiled and turned on the switch: "Let's start." ”
Ku Xia: "......
If you ask for it, it should still be three like-minded, I like to listen to songs, it's best to have a good voice, be considerate of the human body, gentle, I like gentle gentlemen. ”
"Not bad." The director moved the lie detector in front of Yuan Wang: "What about yours?" ”
"I don't have any requirements, I look at the edge, women, unmarried, don't be too free and easy."
When he arrived at Ding Mu, he generously listed all kinds of advantages of Song Mingyue, and praised them as comparable to heavenly immortals.
Xie Shiyu only had two words: "Female." ”
And when Chaochao was in the chao, the lie detector was taken away by her before it could be moved.
"My ideal type is the God of Wealth!"
Director: "What do you think?" There is no God in this world. ”
"Who said that, the God of Wealth is obviously always with me."
After playing for a while, Shi Chaochao got serious, and his white little face revealed a sense of seriousness.
"Man, there are three views, it's enough not to be the type of Xie Yingdi."