Looking at the huge Chinese characters in front of him, the corners of Xie Shiyu's mouth twitched and twitched.

"Are you sure that's what you're talking about?"

"Well, the good stuff is actually in the back."

After saying this, Shi Chaochao's few consciences shone in her chest, she turned her head to look at the garage, and hesitated: "Why don't we change places." ”

"No, I'm a little curious how much more scare you can bring."

"It's a surprise!"

Shi Chaochao straightened his waist and corrected it confidently.

"That's right, your surprise, my fright."

Xie Shiyu took a long breath and stepped into the gate of the cemetery.

It's not like it's a depressive and dead look in the impression,

Surrounded by well-manicured greenery, the environment is serene and tranquil, and the tombstones inside are strangely shaped.

The two of them walked side by side on the small stone road, and from time to time there were a few crisp and pleasant birdsong sounds around, as well as the call of the court.

"You're here!"

Looking in the direction of her finger, there was a row of epitaphs written in English,

That translates to – go away, go away, I'm going to sleep.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or wanton, the epitaphs on this row are all this kind of witty humor.

"When you see this, you are standing on my chest."

"To tell you the truth, I wanted to be buried in the pyramid, but unfortunately I was born thousands of years late."

"There's an atheist lying here, and I'm ready to go, and suddenly I find that there's no way out"

"Yue Lao asked me to go up and help pull the red line, hurry up and praise me, and I will arrange a partner for you immediately."

"There's a tunnel down there!

Hmph, I'm also an authentic beauty now. ”

"Life must be happy, the next sentence ......, I'm trying to think, you are not allowed to give a hint!"

These epitaphs with relief and even ridicule seem as if the owner of the tomb has never left, but is beside us.

People who see it will not feel heavy and depressed, but will have a light-hearted taste.

It's a cool thing to face death and help the living get out of the haze of death.

The two walked side by side slowly and leisurely, Xie Shiyu suddenly stopped Shi Chaochao,

"You're here to show me this, to tell me to see death?"

"No! This is not my destination, our journey is ahead. ”

Shi Chaochao pointed to a fork in the road not far away.

Xie Shiyu's eyebrows jumped, swallowed the words that were about to come out, and kept up with the pace of the person in front of him.

I walked for about eight minutes.

A completely different scenery appeared in front of me,

There is a large area of fireflies gathered here, and all the sight is full of glows.

If it just represents the belonging of death, then it can be said that this is the beginning of life.

The contrast between the front and back brings a shock that cannot be concealed!

Shi Chaochao turned around suddenly, blinked, and the corners of his lips curved a shallow arc:

"This is the secret base I discovered, and the environment is quiet, and no one usually comes.

Now share it with you, and only with you. ”

Xie Shiyu had an illusion, as if there was only himself in these eyes, and nothing else could be accommodated.

Suddenly, there was a drum in the heart, and it kept beating in the heart, faster and faster.

"Emperor Xie, is there anything you need me to do?"

"Huh?"

Xie Shiyu turned his head to look over.

"Twice!" Shi Chaochao raised two fingers: "You help me twice, I should pay it back, I can't always take advantage of you." ”

With such a clear distinction and no more debts, the drum in Xie Shiyu's heart stopped

It's very reasonable, he also has this attitude, but now he is a little uncomfortable, and his red lips are closed one by one: "No." ”

"Okay, huh? How did you go,

Is it bad here? I actually have another secret base, just as quiet. ”

Seeing Xie Shiyu turn his head and leave, Shi Chaochao hurriedly trotted to catch up, "A strong sales pitch is bound to return this favor." ”

"Generally, I'm tired and go back to sleep."

"Oh." Hearing this, Shi Chaochao stopped, responded in a low voice, and waved his hand at him: "Goodbye, have a good trip." ”

“.”

Xie Shiyu sighed lightly, walked a few steps and found that she really didn't mean to follow, exhaled heavily, and turned his head: "Get in the car, I'll send you back." ”

"No, no, you have a lot to do, hurry back and rest, I'll take a taxi in a while."

Xie Shiyu felt a deep helplessness, his white and slender fingers raised, and pinched his eyebrows,

"Take a taxi here, and the taxi fare is in the triple digits."

"I'm sorry for you!"

Shi Chaochao was like a big black mouse, and suddenly jumped to the front, and Xie Shiyu didn't know what to do for an instant.

As long as money is involved, this person becomes bottomless.

I really suspect that she will get married not because of love, but because the other party gives too much.

Shi Chaochao inexplicably caught Xie Shiyu's brain circuit, raised his head and hummed softly: "I used to think that I just loved money,

But then I found out that I not only love money but also lust,

What only has money in his eyes, or can look at his face a little, this is not for me, but for the sake of the next generation of genes!

Only by combining strong and strong can we give birth to children with good looks, and we can eat the love chocolates given by those little girls or boys. ”

Once the chatter of the time dynasty is opened, it can no longer be closed:"

If I die later,

The epitaph is called Sister's love history, and a QR code is engraved below, which is full of handsome guys in this century,

When a person dies, the experience is given by himself. ”

Almost most of the time behind is Shi Chaochao talking about something in a whimsical way, Xie Shiyu occasionally responds or complains,

Shi Chaochao's words have no depth, and there is no connection between the preceding and following sentences.

Xie Shiyu listened to every sentence, and when he didn't know what to say, he let out a breath to signal that he heard it.

The car was driving smoothly on the road, and the female voice next to it suddenly stopped,

Xie Shiyu turned his head to look over, this person actually said that he was asleep,

As if alarmed by the sudden stop, the girl rubbed the soft pillow, but did not open her eyes, and a few strands of hair shook slightly at the tip of her nose,

He chuckled and shook his head,

The dark eyes are as dark as ink, and the shallow warm light is faint under the influence of the light yellow light, and her delicate face is reflected in the dark eyes, and there is a faint taste of warmth.

I didn't think it just now,

Now I suddenly couldn't hear this person's voice, and suddenly I felt a little cold.

Xie Shiyu raised his hand and pressed his eyebrows,

Thinking of today's abnormal behavior, a pair of long eyelashes trembled slightly, and the eyes flashed with an unknown light.

He doesn't look like he's the same as he used to be.

However, he is not disgusted by this change.

Ding dong~

The message prompt sounds,

Variety show director Wang Hao sent a message,

The text is a bit long, Xie Shiyu didn't read it carefully, and concentrated on being a free driver.

Right away, this time really, the second episode of the variety show, the next chapter