How can a man's family be so jealous
"I'm sorry, I'll take back what I just said."
The words stopped abruptly, and Shi Chaochao took a deep breath.
All of a sudden, inside and outside the screen, countless pairs of eyes gathered here, curious about what was behind her.
Xie Shiyu didn't have the slightest emotional fluctuation on his face, but the corners of his eyes fluttered faintly,
"My legs still don't last as long as he lives,
But, am I not worthy of him?
I don't deserve to die of him!
He is making money every day, I am spending money every day, and there are people in the world who are more suitable than us? ”
The corners of Xie Shiyu's lips on the side slowly curled up a small arc, and a little imperceptible pleasure appeared in his eyes.
[Poof, Mr. Shi is still playing steadily, talking nonsense seriously. 】
[Sister, you are so strong, I really can't move! ] 】
[I learned, who will say that I am not worthy of someone in the future, and directly throw out these words, my sister is not worthy of him? ] I don't like him! 】
The barrage hasn't been embarrassed for a while,
It's time to ask questions, and the system is picking the next lucky winner.
The big screen avatar continues to change, and finally stops at a big pig's head, and I can't tell who the fan is just by looking at the avatar and ID.
In fact, he is not anyone's fan.
The call was quickly connected,
Sooner or later take refuge in my Buddha: [Emperor Xie, I want to ask you how you usually solve the problem of forced marriage and blind date by your family? 】
A rare serious question,
It is also a topic that contemporary young people must not be talked about by the seven aunts and eight aunts during the New Year's holidays.
Xie Shiyu hadn't answered yet, and this person hurriedly added a sentence: "My mother adds moral baggage to me every day, saying that I can't sleep all night because of my anxiety about my marriage, and I really don't know what to do now!" ”
"It's very simple, tonight, after your mother fell asleep, I leaned into her ear and asked, aren't you so anxious that you can't sleep?"
Sooner or later, take refuge in my Buddha: "I will do this,
Doesn't it say on the Internet that sincerity is nirvana? Why do I still feel like I can't fit into the circle of my colleagues when I treat people sincerely? ”
Xie Shiyu lifted his eyelids and said unhurriedly: "Sincerity is always nirvana, and sincerity has always been Shabi!" You've seen anyone use their special moves as basic attacks.
Here's another cognitive problem corrected,
Two-way sincerity is nirvana, and one-way is self-killing. ”
[Master Xie, I realized. 】
[Seconds! 】
[I didn't expect me to be scolded when I watched a live broadcast, woo woo woo, I will kill myself! ] 】
Since this person started to make a start, the style of questions in the back has changed greatly, either to work or to treat this place as a scene for answering questions about life.
Netizen A: [I finally understand how the chemical element table is missing four elements,
It turns out that magnesium and aluminum are here, and my zinc is also here, so I put potassium here. 】
[There are four kinds of love, one is miserable, one is love, one is death, and one is - I love you - ~ love love ~ love can't end ~ I am sweet to you forever ~]
Netizen B: [Are there any quotations from the king of volumes, which can be used as a wake-up ringtone.] 】
Shi Chaochao: "Get up, today we are either involved in others, or others are involved in us,
We must not be swept up to death,
We are the strongest,
Get up, let's roll together, incarnate a reel,
Roll out the pinnacle of life, roll out the brilliant brilliance, roll out of a new era! ”
Netizen B: [I suspect that you are PUA me. 】
Shi Chaochao shook his head: [No, I'm CPU you. 】
Netizen B: [What do you think of those various edge rubbing videos on the Internet.] 】
Shi Chaochao: "I don't know if I can wipe the edges, I just know that no one wants to show me in reality, but he is a stranger who is willing to show me his breasts.
One doesn't cheat my money, the other doesn't cheat my things,
This is called edge rubbing? This is to send warmth to the bottom! So I advise you not to meddle in your affairs. ”
Netizen C: [May I ask Emperor Xie, what would you do if I said I was pregnant with your child? ] 】
[I will give you a copy of the Civil Code.] 】
Soon, in this extremely funny atmosphere, the big screen began to choose the last lucky person, and the initial tension had long since disappeared, and everyone was happily waiting for this person to come up with any new tricks.
[Yang Tsai must be the one above]: "I want to ask this question."
The person who asked the question deliberately paused, Ding Yang began to get nervous again, and the hand on his lap began to tighten,
"I want to ask Shi Chaochao, the day you were admitted to the hospital, I always didn't come to see you when I was young, is he the gold lord behind you!
Since the gold owner spoils you so much, why do you still hang him while having an affair with Emperor Xie in a variety show, don't you feel disgusting! ”
discourse landing,
There was silence in the room, which was actually the kind of question that the guests expected at first
But I've seen too much of the weird things in front of me, and it's very uncomfortable to suddenly look at this kind of sharp question.
However, the main character's expression did not change from just now, and he even laughed out loud.
"You're wrong, I'm not stepping on two boats, I'm stepping on countless boats, as long as it's the name you think of now, you have a marriage with me,
You don't know, do you?
I went through the divorce procedures with Ding Yang just the day before yesterday, and I went to get a marriage certificate with Xie Shiyu yesterday.
As for tomorrow,
I'm going to try to get married with Yuan Wang, and the day after tomorrow, I'll change someone. ”
The doubts on the Internet are like the homework assigned by the teacher, the hair in the girl's dormitory, and the author's code word task, which can never disappear.
Instead of patiently explaining, it is better to go crazy directly, and it doesn't matter how others feel, the main thing is to be happy for yourself.
Ding Yang thought about relieving the atmosphere, changed his tone, and wailed directly in the live broadcast room, "Sister Chaochao, let's be married for a hundred days, how can you say that you will leave!" Is it because Emperor Xie is taller than me? ”
He is now living the image of a resentful husband who has been tragically abandoned.
Shi Chaochao shook his head lightly: "Be confident, my new love is not only taller than you, but also stronger than you, and richer than you, no way,
Who made me a money sexual. ”
"What about me? As your new love, what are my advantages? ”
I wanted to play a masterpiece, remembered the effect of the variety show, and followed Shi Chaochao's words.
"Hmm" how to say it in order to not only slap the boss's ass, but also not hurt the self-esteem of Yuan Wang.
Shi Chaochao was silent for a while before replying: "Because, you are very considerate,
He didn't let me look at the side man, saying that these people had bad intentions.
The man's family, I am so busy with work every day, I can't go home at night and lie in bed to see my strong body, this kind of jealous man, I directly divorced him! ,”
The unexpected Q&A successfully broke out a series of laughter in the originally quiet hall, and the nervous and strange emotions brought by the sharp question disappeared in an instant, and the fans' questions officially ended at this time.
The big screen in front of him turned into a pitch black again, and he couldn't see the netizens working hard, Shi Chaochao lowered his head and sighed faintly,
Suddenly, a male voice came from the side, which only two people could hear.