Chapter 11: Dog's Ears
Typhoon Dog jumped up, and jumped very high, and then fell down heavily, pressing on the mushroom rabbit, tearing the mushroom rabbit to pieces......
What did the rabbit take out from behind him that made the dream monkey so happy?
What the rabbit took out turned out to be a large snow-white mushroom.
The dream monkey seems to have returned to the past, and the scene of the animals waiting for the mushrooms is vivid, once upon a time, these snow-white mushrooms were half of the animals' rations, especially when there was no wind. It's just now, no, since the dream monkey's ability to climb trees has been revealed, and the animals have fruit to eat, everyone has stopped paying attention to these cute mushrooms.
Let's call the rabbit the mushroom rabbit.
The dream monkey finally found a solution to the crisis, it immediately led the animals to look for mushrooms all over the mountains, and the scene of the animals eating mushrooms appeared in front of its eyes.
"Ouch, it hurts......" The little squirrel actually bit his finger. It waved its hands, a pained look on its face......
Animals love to imagine, and sometimes they can't figure out whether it's real or imaginary, and some interesting plots will appear in their brains, as if they are acting in a movie, and they are in it, and even talk and quarrel with imaginary characters.
No further ado.
The mushroom rabbit seemed to see the dream monkey's thoughts, and it immediately interrupted the dream monkey's thinking, and said his thoughts like fried beans, so that the dream monkey nodded straight away.
Long story short. The mushroom rabbit means that now the animals are very hungry, and if the mushrooms are not picked without restraint, it will not take a few days for the mushrooms to be picked up, or even cut down to the roots, and it will be too late to redeem them.
These are all dream monkeys have never thought of, today listening to the mushroom rabbit say this, there is really a feeling of "listening to your words, better than reading ten years of books".
"What then?" asked the Dream Monkey.
"It's easy," said the mushroom rabbit, "and every time you pick a mushroom, you are only allowed to pick half of it, and you will never finish it." ”
The dream monkey felt that it made sense, but when it thought about it carefully, it felt that something was wrong, and it thought in its heart: if it keeps picking, it will eventually become eight, then four, two, one, and what will happen to the last one?
"What about the last one?" thought the Dream Monkey, and said it out of his mouth.
"Unplug it. Mushroom Rabbit said with a smile.
"Isn't that gone?" the dream monkey scratched his scalp and asked puzzledly, completely forgetting his identity as the king, as if a schoolboy was asking an adult for advice.
"It doesn't matter," the mushroom rabbit said seriously, "the mushroom has a strong reproductive ability, as long as the grass is not cut and rooted, new mushrooms will continue to grow, we should look at the problem from the perspective of development......"
The dream monkey suddenly opened, it has always thought that it is very smart, today I listened to the words of the mushroom rabbit, and I was a little skeptical that there was something wrong with my head, and whether the brain was off these days.
But it was only a momentary thought, and it brought it an even greater joy because a great problem was solved. It couldn't help but pick up the mushroom rabbit, then raised it above its head, spun in circles frantically, and shouted happily......
The dream monkey suddenly put down the mushroom rabbit and said in a commanding tone, "Hurry up and pick a few mushrooms, and then follow me." ”
When the mushroom rabbit finished picking the mushrooms, the dream monkey also had a few more fruits in his hands. The dream monkey walked in front, the mushroom rabbit followed closely, this time the mushroom rabbit was confused, it didn't know what the dream monkey was going to do, and didn't dare to ask, so it had to follow.
They went back to the hole.
The typhoon dog was lying on the ground, it didn't lie down, it didn't dare to sleep, it was afraid that once it fell asleep, it would never get up. It still has unfinished business, so it can't die. It was sad for the dream monkey and for all the animals in the forest. After the dream monkey left, it thought a lot, but it just couldn't think of a way out of the predicament.
"What's the difference between being alive and dead?" it thought, "like the walking dead." Thinking of "OK," it smiled wryly, "I'm not even as good as the Walking Dead right now." ”
Countless golden flowers suddenly appeared in front of its eyes, and the golden flowers were shining in all directions, printed on the black background, which was extremely dazzling, and nothing else could be seen, and the hunger in its stomach was suddenly replaced by another feeling. At this time, it felt that it was flying as light as a swallow, and the forest was at its feet......
"Typhoon Dog...... What happened to you...... Wake up......" The dream monkey who had just rushed back felt that something was wrong with the typhoon dog, and ran over and shook the typhoon dog vigorously.
The mushroom rabbit grabbed the dream monkey's hand and motioned for it to let go first.
"I'll take a look. Mushroom Rabbit said. Then it squatted down, put its long ears next to the nose of the typhoon dog, and after a moment, it said in surprise: "King, it's not dead yet, it's just fainting from hunger, now you should feed it something right away." ”
"If it doesn't wake up, how can it be fed?" said the dream monkey with a wave of his hand.
The mushroom rabbit wanted to stuff his beard into the nostrils of the typhoon dog,
"Ah...... Sneezing ...... "Typhoon Dog sat up all at once.
The mushroom rabbit did not do this.
When it thought of the typhoon dog biting off its tail that day and breaking it into a three-petaled mouth, it was angry, and although it didn't want to hold a grudge, there was always something wrong in its heart. Now the opportunity has come, and it wants to take the opportunity to punish the typhoon dog, so it says:
"Don't be in a hurry, look at my ......"
Before the dream monkey could figure out what was going on, a shadow flashed in front of him, and at the same time, there was a sound of "Wang ......", followed by a sound of "bang", and a series of actions and sounds of "ouch yo ......" all happened in an instant, and the dream monkey did not have any mental preparation, so he jumped up in shock, fell down and fell a fart.
"Ouch......" The three animals moaned almost in unison.
The dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit were sitting on the ground, their buttocks hurting so much that they couldn't get up, and their faces showed a very painful expression, baring their teeth and humming.
The typhoon dog squatted on the ground, drunk and hazy, with one upturned ear and one drooping, looking around in horror, not knowing what was happening, his face a little distorted, and moaning in a low voice. It's kind of funny.
The dream monkey couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the funny appearance of the typhoon dog.
The mushroom rabbit laughed too.
The Dream Monkey has figured out what's going on
The typhoon dog was a little inexplicable, curiously looked at the dream monkey, and then looked at the mushroom rabbit, and asked puzzledly:
"What are you laughing at?"
"Look at your ears. Dream Monkey said with a smile.
Typhoon Dog felt a piercing pain in his ears, and when he touched it with his hand, his hand fluttered into the air.
What about the ears? What? Just lost a nap? The ears are gone?
"Wang...... "The typhoon dog was dying just now, and the spirit came from nowhere, and he cried out in fright.......
"Do you touch down and see if your ears are there?" said the mushroom rabbit with a smile, revealing two snow-white jade-like teeth when he smiled, but today they were not as white as jade, and the teeth were stained with red blood, but like two daggers inserted into the enemy's chest.
Typhoon Dog's hand touched down, and the original straight ears became drooping down like a leaf, and looking at the bloody teeth of the mushroom rabbit, it remembered the scene just now. Is it the mushroom rabbit doing the bad thing? yes, it's the mushroom rabbit, and the mushroom rabbit is retaliating by taking advantage of me while I sleep...... , the king of the dream monkey...... How...... Can you be indifferent?
With one ear up and one ear down, how will I see people in the future? Thinking of this, it is angry, and it wants to teach this damn mushroom rabbit a hard lesson, and even put it to death.
Typhoon Dog jumped up, and jumped very high, and then fell down heavily, pressing on the mushroom rabbit, tearing the mushroom rabbit to pieces......
Don't be afraid, the typhoon dog didn't actually jump, it was just its imagination, hunger had made it not have enough energy to move itself, no, as soon as it was excited, it fainted again.
The dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit looked at each other, they had just seen the angry eyes of the typhoon dog and the move to jump just now, this joke was too big.
"I just ...... The mushroom rabbit also felt that it had gone too far, it didn't expect things to be so strict, and it explained, "I just wanted to...... and want to wake it up...... I didn't expect ......"
The mushroom rabbit, who was articulate just now, is now stuttering, and a little incoherent. The dream monkey wanted to reproach it a few words, but looking at the pitiful appearance of the mushroom rabbit, he swallowed back the words and just said:
"What can I do?"
"What to do?" a heavy voice came from the cave with footsteps, startling the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit.
It was the bear who came in with a sway.
The mushroom rabbit gave Xiong a 1510 account of what had just happened, and Xiong shook his head when he heard it.
Both the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit set their sights on the bear, hoping that the bear could come up with a good solution.
"I can't ......help it," the bear muttered, scratching his scalp.
"Oh......" The dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit sighed almost at the same time.
"There's always a way," the bear also felt that his answer disappointed the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit, but it was actually saying it casually while it was thinking, so it added, "let me think again......
When the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit heard this, they also felt that they couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so they stopped making a sound, and they were thinking of a way.
The cave was so quiet that only the breathing of the three animals could be heard, sometimes rapid and sometimes slow, like the sea, sometimes calm and blue, sometimes stormy, and mighty.
All sorts of ideas kept flashing in their minds, but one by one they had already been denied by themselves before they could say it, and then they thought about it.
"With ......," the bear said suddenly in a loud voice.
"What?" the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit were startled, in such a quiet environment, everyone was engrossed in thinking about the problem, and any noise would not be bearable, not to mention that the bear was shouting loudly.
"What are you talking about, it scares us a lot," said the dream monkey, "what do you have, can't you say it slowly?"
"Of course, I figured out a solution. Xiong said proudly.
"What's the solution?" said the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit almost in unison. They all stood up and stared at the bear intently.
"How?" said the bear, scratching his scalp again and shaking his head, "what way...... Hey, I forgot, it's all for you to mess with......"
"Bang", the buttocks of the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit fell almost at the same time, like two deflated balls, and collapsed on the ground.
"You let us live a little longer, and if you say it again, we'll have to plug our ears. Mushroom Rabbit said with a wry smile.
"Ears?" said the bear, as he seemed to remember something, "how did that ear of the Typhoon Dog droop?"
"Nonsense, of course I bite, and then ......"
"There is," the bear interrupted the mushroom rabbit and said what he thought, "you bite its other ear, and ......"
"Then the Typhoon Dog will jump," said the Dream Monkey slowly, "and then both of the Typhoon Dog's ears will hang down." ”
"That's fine. Xiong said.
"Well," said the mushroom rabbit, "one ear makes it faint, and the two ears don't the typhoon dog to death?"
"No, the ears of the Typhoon Dog are symmetrical, so I can't say how beautiful they are, but I definitely don't think it's ugly. Because almost all of our body organs are symmetrical, we think that symmetrical organs are beautiful, and if we switch the position of one eye and one ear, it will look ugly. Now you have changed the ears of the typhoon dog to one upward, one downward, no longer symmetrical, and become a monster, how can it see people?"
The bear said it one by one, and nodded straight at the dream monkey and the mushroom rabbit. They listened quietly, and for a moment they couldn't even interject. I only heard the bear continue:
"If both of the Typhoon Dog's ears were lowered and symmetrical again, everyone wouldn't feel how ugly it was, and maybe it would look better than before!"
"Well said," said the Dream Monkey, "Mushroom Rabbit, act quickly." ”
Although the mushroom rabbit felt that the bear's words seemed to make sense, it still did not dare to act rashly, the eyes of the typhoon dog made it creepy, and the incident of breaking the mouth and tail happened not long ago, and now the typhoon dog thinks that he is retaliating, and the typhoon dog is a dog of the dream monkey king, hey, all blame himself for being nonsense for a while, so decent, what is the strength of the typhoon dog?
"Hurry up, what's the rubbing?" the dream monkey saw the mushroom rabbit standing still, and urged again.
"I'd better think of something else," said the mushroom rabbit, "I'm afraid of ......."
"What are you afraid of," the dream monkey saw the mushroom rabbit's thoughts, and comforted it, "don't be afraid, with me, the typhoon dog won't do anything to you." ”
The mushroom rabbit looked at the sincerity of the dream monkey's face, and it was not good to excuse himself, besides, Lou Zi was stabbed by himself, and he had to make up the hole by himself. Anyway, one ear is also bitten, and both ears are also bitten, and it is out of the way. It said to the Dream Monkey:
"With the king's words, I am not afraid of anything. Then he strode towards Typhoon Dog......