Chapter 828: The Humiliation of the Crotch of the Black Cloud and the Sun

Almost all the shops on the streets of Luzhen were rented by the second fool, and some of them were destroyed by some natural forces, which also scared the boss away, and for a while, the second fool almost effortlessly got a large number of vacant shops in Luzhen, stockpiling his own umbrellas, but can his umbrellas really be sold?

There was no sign of rain in the weather, and after many days of sunny days, people almost forgot about the concept of rain, let alone prepare rain gear, which is impossible.

But for some reason, after a day of strong winds, the sky gradually changed, and it was no longer so hot, and the clouds gradually accumulated together, and they were so thick that it was a little suffocating.

"I'm afraid it's going to rain." Someone said.

"But isn't it, I think, it won't be today, at most it will rain tonight, if you don't believe it, we can bet." Another person said so.

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At this moment, there was already a heavy rain in the sky, and some ditches and ditches flowed out of the turbid rain, and the entire Lu Town, including some villages connected to it, also began to rain continuously at this time, and this kind of rain really ended, this time, it was almost more than a month.

It's not okay to travel without an umbrella, no, some people began to find two fools and buy umbrellas from him, and these two fools seem to have become not stupid at this time, and raised the price a lot, if an umbrella costs a dollar on weekdays, at this time, it is not sold for fifty yuan.

In this regard, people have no choice, because they have to go out, they have to go to the doctor, or they hear that their relatives are trapped in a ditch and have to go to help, otherwise, it will not be long before people are gone.

It's not okay not to go out, and this rain has been falling for more than a month, and it seems that there are only these two fools who sell umbrellas, and the price is naturally higher than in the past, almost sold at a sky-high price, but there is no way, who told himself to go out to do things, who called this rain a month?

Soon after, all the umbrellas that the two fools had accumulated in Lu Zhen were sold out, and of course this business was very profitable, and at night, when they slept in their dreams, they often had to laugh out loud.

After selling the umbrellas, for some reason, the rain in the sky gradually stopped, and the wind and sun were beautiful, the sky was clear, there were almost no clouds, clear as water, and I did my best to do beautiful things, standing in the wilderness where no one was around, breathing clean and refreshing air, and the mood was not good, and at this time, they were all scattered with the wind and ceased to exist.

People bought back the umbrella of the two fools, but it was just an emergency, and they didn't care about the quality of the goods at that time, but after looking at it, they found that it was inappropriate, the umbrella was drenched in the rain, and it melted away in an instant.

Of course, some people want to go to the second fool to settle accounts, and they have to make him compensate, shoddy, and be a fool when someone else?

But at this time, the second fool had already left Lu Zhen and returned to the deserted village, hiding in his own house, and not coming out to meet people when he was free, and those who wanted to compensate for the loss could only sigh in vain, and they were embarrassed to say it at all, because once such a thing is said, let people know who is the joke? Of course not two fools.

That night, Hua Bo went out of the house, and for a while, he came up with an idea, he had to talk to the second fool, because people made a lot of money, and it seemed a little inappropriate not to deal with it, and in the future, it was not too embarrassing to meet it, right?

But for some reason, Aunt Hua grabbed Uncle Hua and didn't seem to allow him to go to the second fool's house, as for why this is so, this is naturally a bit of an unspeakable addiction, and it is inconvenient to speak, for fear that it will not sound good to say, and it is better not to say anything.

Hua Bo had no choice but to sneak out of his house and go to the second fool's house, of course, the purpose of this visit was just to chat with him, talk about some ancient things, or praise his deeds, maybe ha, as soon as people are happy, this will give him some benefits, at least give him some money, right?

Otherwise, it would be impossible to want Hua Bo to join in the fun.

The two fools sat in their own rooms, and there were already a lot of women in front of the door, all of whom looked very good, and it was not too much to say that they looked better than the fairies.

But the second fool doesn't want to associate with these women, he feels that being with these old ladies humiliates himself, he can't live with his ancestors, and it doesn't sound good, but it's not as good as the daughter of other people's flowers, that's an authentic yellow flower girl, no better than those old ladies, all of them are simply dirty, what kind of things have not been done, what kind of men have not slept, and it feels disgusting to think about it.

It's better to have a better relationship with a girl, and when you say it, people will know about it, and they will only give it a thumbs up, and they will never spit, swear, or even scold him for not being human.

When I was thinking like this, I saw Hua Bo come forward, those old ladies, because they knew that the second fool had a crush on his daughter, of course, it was not a good thing for the family, no, they blocked the door of the second fool's house, almost impermeable, and it was really not easy to get in, it seemed that they didn't drill through their crotches, and they didn't say all the good things to them, don't even think about it, they can only stay outside and drink the northwest wind.

The purpose of Hua Bo's coming here is, of course, to please one or two, and to find a good family for the girl, otherwise, in the future, when he is no longer alive, he has no money to live, and it is not a matter to beg every day, otherwise, why not appear in front of the door of these two fools' houses with a cheeky face, come to say good things to others, and beg him to come to his home as a guest?

But that group of very thick-skinned old ladies, at this time in front of the door of the second fool, no matter how Hua Bo interceded, their answer was just one word, that is, "get out", don't let in, what can be done, the only way to do it is to resign yourself to fate, otherwise, does Hua Bo still dare to beat people, he doesn't want to die?

That group of old ladies had to get under their crotches, otherwise, if they wanted to go inside to see the two fools counting the money, there was really no door!

Hua Bo leaned to the window and looked inside, there was so much money, doing this business, obviously making a lot of money, the money piled up was almost as high as someone, very cute, I saw Hua Bo drooling, it would be good if this money was his.

In order to go in and talk to the second fool, of course, there is nothing to say about this, but to see people count the money, and the two fools don't know how to count, and they can't count it, so it's better to let him count the money, don't count it many times, just count it once.

In order to count the money for others, Hua Bo really drilled through the crotch of an old lady, which caused countless people to laugh at that time, laughing at this Hua Bo, he really saw the money and opened his eyes, and once reached the point of shamelessness.

I don't know why, as soon as this flower boy drilled under the crotch of an old lady, the sun in the sky dimmed in an instant, and many dark clouds surrounded the sun, gradually surrounded it, those dark clouds changed several times, looked very unbearable, looked very terrible, and ordinary ghosts seemed to be a little inferior to them.

Those old ladies looked at the sky, and suddenly became like this, knowing that they should not treat Hua Bo like this, and unconsciously they had offended God, and they didn't dare to stay in front of the door of the second fool's house at this time, so they shouted, scattered as birds and beasts, and left.

As soon as the old ladies left the door of the second fool's house, there was a strong wind in the sky, and those terrible clouds, at this time, once dispersed, and a round of golden sun appeared in front of people, very beautiful, extremely magnificent, a ray of golden light sprinkled on the earth, making a beautiful appearance, it was really comfortable.

Hua Bo stayed by the side of the second fool, counting the money, sometimes when counting the money, while the second fool was not paying attention, he often had to stuff some money in his pocket, ready to go home, take out the money to buy a few catties of meat to eat, and if he didn't eat meat, he was afraid that it would be bad.

"No," said the second fool, as he finished counting the money.

"What's wrong?" Hua Bo asked in surprise.

"There's less money." The second fool said.

"How can this be less?" Hua Bo only knew at this time that he underestimated the second fool, it turned out that he was not stupid, especially when counting money, he really couldn't get a penny, he knew that this was the case, so he didn't come.

Hua Bo stood up as he spoke, trying to find money on the ground for the second fool, but he searched and searched all the corners to find the money that had been lost, which could not be done anyway, at least Hua Bo thought so.

"How can there be less money?" The second fool touched his head for a while, and he couldn't figure it out.

"yes, how can there be less money?" Hua Bo echoed.

But before Hua Bo's words were finished, a lot of money fell from his pocket, and it turned out that his pocket was broken, and the money in it, because it kept moving, leaked out in an instant, fell to the ground, and appeared in front of the second fool.

"Fuck," the second fool asked, "what's going on?" ”

"Well," Hua Bo was a little overwhelmed for a moment, and said after a while, "your money has crawled into my pocket by itself." ”

"Why?" The second fool seems to be a little confused.

"Because," Hua Bo continued to lie to others, "maybe it's not early, and Qian wants to find a place to sleep." ”

"Oh." The second fool almost believed Hua Bo's nonsense for a while.

After saying these words, Hua Bo went out of the house, and in an instant he was far away, and wanted to return to his own house.

"Alas, my money!" The second fool saw that Hua Bo had so much money in his pocket, and he was a little distressed for a while, so he was ready to get the money out and was not allowed to sleep there.

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