On the day of the market, it is very lively, and there is nothing to do all day, which is unreasonable for the two fools who are busy, it is better to go to Luzhen for a walk, in case you encounter some business opportunities?

The second fool has no long things, there is nothing to sell at home, I made some money last time, but I was not willing to take it out and use it, even if it is used to make money, then I don't do it, what if I lose money?

But if you don't go to Lu Zhen to go shopping, you can't say anything, besides, if you stay in the house for a long time, you're about to get sick, and if you don't go to relax, don't walk around, it's just not possible.

Besides, not long ago, a god calculated his life for him, saying that he could make a lot of money today, otherwise, how could the second fool think about going to Lu Zhen again?

When I arrived in Lu Town, I didn't know what to sell for a while, but if I didn't sell something, did I ask him to rob it, this obviously didn't work, once the government caught it, he had to go to prison, this is obviously not what the two fools are willing to do, but if you want to sell some food, how can this be done, and the family doesn't grow food, what can be sold is just a strange-shaped stone in the wilderness.

"Yes, that's it." The second fool said so in his heart.

When the second fool picked up these two sacks of stones to Lu Zhen and placed them in an open and uninhabited place, ready to sell them, some passers-by quietly walked by, did not say anything, just glanced at them, and left, not daring to stay, even if it was only for a short time.

"Sell stones!" The second fool shouted very ostentatiously.

Some people passed by and saw the stones of the two fools, these varied, strange, colorful stones, very cute, suddenly, people feel that these are not any stones, but some like gems and the like, attracting countless people to stop and watch, appreciate and play.

"What's the value of this?" Someone asked.

"Well," said the second fool in a pretended low voice, "you can get rid of the disease, boil it and drink it, and even if you are suffering from an incurable disease, you should be cured in a few days." ”

"I have some injuries on my feet, and I wonder if drinking the water boiled from the stones under my feet can have a healing effect?"

"I'm blind, can I be cured?"

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"Yes, a hundred do." The second fool replied enthusiastically.

The sack of stones, the two fools had already sold them all in less than half a day, and at this time they were sitting by the docks, counting the money and waiting for the people to go to the market, generally speaking, before the time came, the sun had not set, and the big ship would not sail.

After counting the money, the two fools sat by the river alone, looked at the western sky, and found that there was still some time before they went back, so it was better to go to Luzhen again to see if there was anything to sell.

I wanted to wholesale some goods, such as apples, pears, etc., but I felt that these things were too slow to come in, and there was not much time left, so it was better to win by surprise and simply sell some things that people didn't expect.

When I was thinking about it like this, I suddenly had some sense of defecation, I wanted to find a toilet, at least I had to go to a remote place, but the second fool didn't do this, and at this time I went directly on the street, and no one knew me anyway, but so, it wasn't ugly.

Because I ate too many things and pulled out a lot, these unclean things were all put in a plastic bag by the two fools, and placed in a crowded place at this time, hoping to sell them while there was still time to make some money.

"Sell." The second fool shouted like this.

"Come and see, this guy sells." A passer-by covered his mouth and hurried away, disappearing in an instant, not daring to stay at all, because the terrible smell was really flattering, it was a strange smell, and many people were rushed to the hospital because of poisoning.

The whole street stinks for it, but for some reason, even so, no one dares to say a thing or two about him, at most just a second look, otherwise, can they still say irresponsible things to him?

At that time, an old man with not very good eyes, going out, walking the rivers and lakes, at this time felt a little hungry, but the buns in the store looked quite unclean, so that the old man wanted to vomit, at this time he was full of righteous indignation, it was really people's hearts are not ancient and the world is declining, and under the anger, he spit some saliva on people's buns, so he was beaten hard.

"Why are you beating people?" The old man asked, touching his head.

"Why are you spitting on Lao Tzu's buns, who are you not beaten?" The boss obviously has some point.

"These things deserve to be sold, really!" After the old man said this, he spit a lot of saliva on those "" at this time, and the result can be imagined, at that time, his head was broken and bleeding, and he almost couldn't move.

"Spit on the, what's there?" The old man was a little unconvinced, and defended himself in this way.

"Let's try to say that Lao Tzu's buns are!" The boss's eyes were red, and he could even eat the old man at this point.

"It's." When the old man said this, he spat the dirty saliva mixed with yellow phlegm directly on the buns.

When the old man got up from the ground, he found that the sun was already setting in the west, and the streets were deserted with pedestrians, and there was a depression, and the noise of the day was gone.

The old man found that he was very hungry, and if he didn't get something to eat, it would not work, and maybe he would starve to death soon.

But looking at it, all the old man saw were unclean things, all stinky and other undesirable things, of course these could not be eaten, but his stomach was growling, and he didn't deal with it, and he wanted to walk home with the strength, how could he do this?

At this time, I saw someone holding a poisonous snake in his hand, and the poisonous snake was still alive, and he didn't care whether he could eat it or not, so he directly bit off the head of the poisonous snake, took it in his mouth and chewed it messily.

"This fritter is not bad." The man bit the snake's head as he commented.

"Dude," someone called out to the man who ate the snake's head, "where did you buy these fritters?" ”

"Not far, just ahead." The man who bit the snake's head said vaguely.

"Thank you." The man dropped the words and pounced on the shop.

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"This poisonous snake can also eat it directly, and it bites the snake's head?" The old man looked at it for a while, and thought that his eyesight was not good, but after wiping it for a while, when he looked again, it was still the same, wasn't he eating the head of a poisonous snake?

The second fool stood on the side of the street, and glanced at the sky at this time, the time is not early, and if he doesn't go back, I'm afraid it won't work, and he won't be able to catch up with the big boat, and he may have to walk back at that time.

When he was about to close the stall, he saw an old man who was not very conscious appear in front of him, stood still, not only did he leave, but he also had some nostalgia, looking at the that the second fool himself came out of drooling.

"If you don't, if you don't, I'm going to close the stall." The second fool looked at his and asked at this time, in his opinion, his is not at this time, but will be tricked, and it will directly become some delicious food.

"How much?" The old man wiped his eyes, suspicious, afraid that he had seen the wrong thing again.

"It's not expensive, it's only a hundred." The second fool replied.

"Too expensive, isn't it?" The old man didn't want to buy it, but he was reluctant to leave, and his stomach was growling, and he didn't want to eat something.

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive." The second fool saw that the old man didn't want to buy it, and he didn't force it, so he just wanted to collect the stall and go back, anyway, he didn't rely on these things, and the money he made from selling stones was enough.

"Wait." When the old man saw that the two fools were about to close the stall, he didn't want to buy it, but looking at the whole street, it seemed that there was only food to buy here.

"A hundred dollars a piece, not a penny less." The second fool looked at the old man and said so seriously.

"A hundred is a hundred." The old man let go.

The second fool sold his, and at this time he returned to the side of the big boat, and looked at the sky, it was not early, it was time to go back, no, the sun was setting in the west, and it would not be long before it really fell.

However, it seems that there are still some people who have not returned, and the big ship cannot be driven for a while, no, many people get together to play cards with each other for fun, or tell some jokes, or tell some anecdotes, in order to pass the time of the people.

The second fool sat on the side, and no one spoke to him, knowing that he was just a fool, and talking to him, isn't this a loss of his identity?

The second fool had no choice but to sit quietly on the shore alone, counting the money, and not daring to make small talk with the people, otherwise the atmosphere might immediately calm down, and even prompt some people to fall asleep.

In desperation, the second fool stayed aside, speechlessly counting the money he had just earned on the street, with which he would not be able to find a wife, nor would he have anything to eat and drink.

At this moment, Hua Bo appeared in front of the second fool, patted him on the shoulder, snatched his money, spatted his saliva, and kept counting it.

"Alas, I should count your money, otherwise, you may not be able to count it until dark," Hua Bo counted down, "Am I right?" ”

"Give me back!" The second fool snatched his money, squatted aside, and still kept counting, but after counting for so long, he still couldn't understand the count, and the number he counted was different every time.

"Alas," the second fool sighed, "Uncle should help me count them." ”

"I won't count it for you," said Hua Bo, jumping into the big boat, "I won't count either." ”

The second fool had to sit quietly by the dock alone, counting the money over and over again, but he couldn't count it, and finally came up with an idea, it would be more convenient to go to someone's scale and weigh it.

"How much does it weigh?" The people on the big ship asked.

"A little more than a pound." The second fool replied.

For a moment, the whole ship laughed.

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